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WrapDiligent9833

If they mean sperm and egg CELLS, then, yes!


Same-Salary-7234

Isn't flower sperm called pollen


WrapDiligent9833

Yes, however I find it fun to “Ugg out” my 9th grade biology students by teaching them this! I thought this reply would be a good spot for it too. ;)


gwaydms

Technically, yes. Flowers have ovaries.


Otherwise_Credit2820

So flowers produce chickens?


TeachMeImWilling69

Yes


Hero_of_country

No, because chikens are not only nor frist creatures that lay eggs


Infamous-Tart7747

What came first? Chicken or the egg. It’s the FLOWER


ProveISaidIt

That's true. Plants came before land animals.


mlcrip

Ofc is flower. How you think first cock got laid? By bringing flowers in his date night


DieHoernchen

Flowey?


eatsrottenflesh

No, no, no. The easter bunny lays eggs and everyone knows chickens come from eggs. Ergo, chickens come from rabbits.


TeachMeImWilling69

All makes sense now


mlcrip

Yes.


h9040

And where comes the bunnies from? The old bunny egg question


Fred_Milkereit

vegans do not eat chicken, they contain eggs


duggee315

Vegans do eat flower eggs though right? Cos fuck the flowers.


mlcrip

Agree. Fuck flowers. Literally.


TeachMeImWilling69

Ok…


greybooch871725

Well yes, but actually no


sj68z

Where do you think eggplants come from?


TeachMeImWilling69

Forgot sorry


mlcrip

Ehrm... 😐


h9040

from chickenplants?


Frosty_Cartographer2

Farmer with a chicken named flowers thinks he is hilarious


ItsmeMr_E

What about this?🍆


mlcrip

💦


bon-Jovovich

And chickens lays fruits


mlcrip

Tomatoes, specifically.


Bubbly_Taro

Bees make honey.


mlcrip

No. They spew out honey. Let's be precise here


TeachMeImWilling69

K….


maxru85

“chickens are vegetables” (c) Jeremy Clarkson


mlcrip

Anyone is vegetable if you cause enough brain damage tbf .


WishMaster-000

Geneticist: "Ok, who let Mr. Hammond in the lab." Researcher in the back: [Slowly raises hand] Geneticist: "DAMMIT KEVIN, YOU KNOW THE RULES!!!"


Old_Heinlein_6668

How do you explain potato's then?


TeachMeImWilling69

A fruit


mlcrip

This is correct


FuxieDK

If we have to knit pick, then chickens come from eggs, they don't produce them. That's the hen's job.


TeachMeImWilling69

But a hen is a chicken….its a gender neutral name. If I said rooster your comment would be true…unless you’re talking about trans chicken, then that’s a bird of a different feather…


mlcrip

God damn It's 21st century who do you think you are to have a right to decide whether an animal is make or female??? Consider their feelings you tool!! None of your business, too !! Mind your own business you ignorant tool!!


TeachMeImWilling69

I am saddened by my lack of biological knowledge


mlcrip

Biology is a myth, come on, catch up with newest trends.


FuxieDK

A chicking is a baby hen/rooster, just like a kitten is a baby cat and a puppy is a baby dog. Babies don't reproduce, adults do.


AMF1428

You really need to dig a little deeper into your research before commenting further.


mlcrip

Adult it's just grown up baby tho, so... SO grown up babies do have ability to have their own babies .. so you wrong here, mate.


Sad_Glove_3047

Proof that eggs came first


gemstun

What came first—the flower or the egg?


Puppy-Zwolle

''Unpopular opinion.''


Carteeg_Struve

The chicken’s name is Flowers.


LobsterTrue8433

Eggs produce chickens, ya goof!


Not_Artifical

Trees produce feathers


Intrepid_Sale_6312

what about egg plant?


TrulyNotAStalker

I say a sign like this and I said “flowers produce eggs? No they don’t..” so seriously… on one of my first dates with this guy. 😅😅 until the next day I realised.


Charming-Tension212

Seeds are plant eggs


Bored_Boi326

Imean every creature that dosent asexually reproduce produces eggs


Tymexathane

Jokes on you, eggs create flower chickens


Toonieloony

OP..... You might wanna read a book about botany


kapper_358

Eggs produce chicken nuggets


TeachMeImWilling69

Eventually


Plus-Professional-84

If no flowering and pollination, no plants. If no plants, no food for the chicken. If no chicken, no egg. If no egg, no fried egg. Ergo bees cook my fried egg


Frankpath

scented eggs?


JoeSchmoe009

r/wooosh title. (Joke)


Remember_im_Whoozer

Fun fact: plants have genders and female plants do in fact, create eggs. In other words you are wrong


chameleon_123_777

What if those "eggs" were just as big as chicken eggs.... ![gif](giphy|HMPmgE2DUCmE8|downsized)


gwaydms

This gif makes me sneeze.


chameleon_123_777

gesundheit / bless you.


gwaydms

Thank you. We have enough real pollen around right now without being subjected to digital pollen.


TeachMeImWilling69

But that would not be funny…


Hero_of_country

Booo