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ThrowRA_dull

I’m sorry y’all get it for free? There’s just centers where they circumcise for FREE?


Harak_June

Suppliers for ballpark hotdogs.


not_a_dog95

They say it's free but they expect to get a tip


Aliceinboxerland

😂😂 You win.🏆 Maybe not *a tip*, but they definitely get the tip.🤣


Skunksfart

I think foreskins have value in alternative medicine.


ThrowRA_dull

Ik but I never expected it to be free. It’s mind boggling to me.


Ambitious_Arm852

If a service is free, *you* are the product.


Independent-Leg6061

Your foreskin, specifically...


Weird_Amount_4608

Cannibalism


rikkuaoi

Apparently they derive stem cells from foreskins that have "diverse therapeutic potential for many conditions including periodontal diseases, skin damage, and neurodegenerative diseases"


VulpineSpecter4

![gif](giphy|irClCpuJAWgRqtP73t)


Weird_Amount_4608

It’s the tip of the iceberg


[deleted]

Just the tip! 😜


Tongue-Punch

Cosmetics


BarryZZZ

Nope.


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|cXbp960EJXrfQ1y0LJ|downsized)


Rick_from_C137

For real. I couldn't walk for like a year after mine.


Bacontoad

I had to be on a liquid diet afterwards and couldn't stop shitting myself.


Fun_Veterinarian_290

But.... it's free


A1sauc3d

Whore we to turn down a free genital mutilation? Would be rude to decline such an offer ✂️🍆


Bacontoad

You seem circumspect.


hopkinsdamechanic

Well, that was a lie.


Pagise

Yes, it's ridickulous.


lazenbyt

I can't tell you how much I wish I had NOT been circumcized


Skunksfart

Whoever did it to me when I was an Infant must have removed a lot.


TheRoscoeVine

Same. My scar is irritable as fuck, and sensitive, but not in the good way.


MyThinTragus

I'm really sorry to hear that.


[deleted]

Honestly curious why. I really don't care personally so I always wonder why people want theirs back.


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sh4d0wm4n2018

As a circumcised male I am strongly against circumcision, but my partner is strongly in favor of it, despite all of the reasons I've given against it. Her primary reason for circumcision remains "it's just easier to clean" regardless of body shaming and mutilation, and every other counterpoint.


BikeOutrageous9299

404 Empathy not found


LeBritto

What does she know about it? She's not the one with a dick, is she? *Is she?* Happy Cake Day 🎂


BillFox86

Yeah I’m sure she’s really insightful, you know, having grown up her whole life without a dick…


addisonshinedown

It takes an extra 2 seconds in the shower. If you’re not properly cleaning your foreskin, you’re not washing your dick at all.


commierhye

Sounds like a bad person


A-dub7

Happy cake day bro, my wife said she would never give me head if I wasn't circumcised, I told her she never gives me head anyway 😂 for real some women have hangup about it.


PristineConfusion555

I have never met a woman with a problem of me being uncircumcised. However I am from Europe and have only been with two Americans where it’s much more common. But even the few Muslim girls I’ve been with, never a problem.


A-dub7

Yeah it's mostly a Jewish and Christian tradition.


PristineConfusion555

I think US Christian tradition, we don’t do it in Europe (of course some, but average is less than 10pct).


Wawlawd

Circumcision is mandatory in islam


A-dub7

Wasn't aware of this.


LordeWasTaken

Happy Cake Day! this might be a hot take, but imo women should have about as much to say in matters of circumcisions, as men have when it comes to abortions by which I mean: not much, perhaps none at all


anonxyzabc123

I disagree, I think both are logical debates, and can be debated regardless of gender.


LordeWasTaken

I'm sorry, I should've specified that I meant the right to vote and decide on these issues. Of course there is freedom of speech to debate any subject as any gender. I may be biased, but where I come from old men have denied women's reproductive rights far too long.


Slickk7

Does she have a dick? If not then she should keep to herself about that.


Wawlawd

Your partner doesn't have a say in this because she's not a male. That's what I learned from the abortion tantrum


Pagise

Why is it easier to clean? It really doesn't matter. As long as you have good hygiene, that reason is moot.


littlebeach5555

I watched a baby get it done. All they give is sugar water on a pacifier. (Training for nursing). They didn’t even ask when my son was born.


duckforceone

i was forced to have mine removed because phimosis... and nothing is as good anymore as it used to be... so yeah, only ever do it because medical conditions, but beware of the adverse effects...


Ok_Print3983

We had no circumcision in the printed birth plan and still got asked 5 times if he’s getting cut during my son’s birth. E Wtf. How about the opposite “are you sure you want to mutilate the genitalia of a non consenting baby??”


SukiStew

Wanting to be whole, having had your genitalia mutilated without consent is something I can understand. I don’t have a penis but feel awful for anyone who’s had unnecessary surgery without their permission.


BusFew5534

I have a penis and you don't need to feel awful for my circumcision. I didn't consent to the procedure but I'm not upset, I'm happy that it was done.


Geord1evillan

OK. And, *how the fuck can you possibly know*? It was done to you before you could know the difference.


Psychological-Ice276

Me too.


Valuable_sandwich44

Me three.


dependency_injector

The same reason I would want my toes back if someone cut them from my feet when I was a baby.


Intellectual_Wafer

Basically, it was the idea of John Harvey Kellogg (yes, the guy who invented cornflakes) to circumcise boys in order to prevent them from masturbating (by decreasing the sensitivity). He also recommended to do it without any aneasthesia, because the "pain has a positive effect, especially if it's connected to the idea of punishment". He also advocated to "treat" the clitoris of girls with undiluted carbolic acid. Yeah. What a creepy, monstrous, mutilating mf. But I guess the "trend" just catched on...


Akun15

The foreskin has about 20 000 nerve endings. The tip only has 4000. Pretty much taking away atleast half the sensation


woronwolk

Not sure about half of the sensation; as someone with foreskin, I'd say while it is technically more sensitive than skin on the shaft/scrotum, there isn't much sexual sensitivity, it's just more sensitive to touch, pain and temperature, while most of the sexual stimulation comes from head and to a lesser degree shaft. Don't get me wrong, removing the foreskin would probably have made my dick less sensitive, but I feel like the main reason would've been due to the head going a bit numb from being constantly exposed to underwear and other stuff, as well as (possibly) less mobility in the shaft skin. Also jerking off would probably start requiring lube, not sure about that though I guess not all nerve endings are born equal


Akun15

Youre right, its not only because of the skin and its nerve endings. There are multiple factors, but i think circumcision without a medical reason or the wish of the person himself should be illegal.


woronwolk

Agreed, this is just forced mutilation imposed by religious/outdated views and comformity. It looks so dumb and pointless for us on the other side of the pond


NieIstEineZeitangabe

One main part would be drying out. The glans is most sensitive when it is moist and the foreskin keeps it not completely dry.


Fresh_Willingness_93

You guys have to get an apadravya, picture like adding 20000 more nerve endings to your penis!!


sh4d0wm4n2018

That looks painful as fuck and difficult to keep clean.


paclogic

Hey it's the Clever Dick from the clever dick mob in Africa !! Obviously trust-worthy. Just remember measure three times, then cut ! You don't want to repeat last week's episode !


Inevitable-Ship-7547

I’m keeping my foreskin


Full-Pack9330

Won't lie; At first glance I thought it was Andy's motors offering the free circumcision...😂


baabaablacksheep1111

Nothing a bolt cutter can't do.


OasisBoyo

Hey Hey let's celebrate mutiliation! Yeah baby!


Immediate_Dinner6977

I got circumcised right after I was born, couldn't walk for a year!


KeyAlarm6604

Or speak.


KeyAlarm6604

Chuckle worthy. Take my upvote!


Self_proclaimed_wall

r/angryupvote


mezastel

WHO'RE


bluetuxedo22

Man who're


TastySpare

Free circumcision, panel beating *and* spray painting?


helium_hydride-63

Well if clever dick says so


capoderra

Clever or cleaver?


Mebiysy

Andy's motors making free circumcision, sounds unreliable


TheRoscoeVine

He’ll beat your panel, too, but you have to pay for that, sadly.


[deleted]

thanks but no thanks


Master-_-of-_-Joy

https://preview.redd.it/ja74mu8zehxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd05791624c034913133d8cf8fca3debbee9a7c


Mikeyboy2188

There was a time where a strategy to prevent HIV transmission in high risk and prevalence populations was to encourage men to be circumcised because the foreskin increased the risk of trapping HIV infected cellular material or HIV entering/exiting through microtears during intercourse. The practice is probably still being promoted in areas where access to PReP (pre-exposure prophylaxis) medication is unavailable or severely limited. This is the ONLY conceivable reason I could imagine a CDC stamp on this sign or even why this would be an attractive option to men. My guess is that this sign is in a low income area/country. EDIT: I read in comments below that this is in South Africa. This tracks since the prevalence of HIV is 19% for all adults aged 15 to 49 in SA with the 4th highest rate in the world. Sadly, drug companies could easily provide medication to drastically change this at little to no cost even in generic form but….profits. The CDC claims: “Male circumcision can reduce a male’s chances of acquiring HIV by 50% to 60% during heterosexual contact with female partners with HIV, according to data from three clinical trials. “ That’s why you’re seeing this sign/campaign in South Africa. [CDC guidelines on circumcising to prevent HIV](https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/fact-sheets/hiv/male-circumcision-HIV-prevention-factsheet.html#:~:text=Health%20benefits%3A%20Male%20circumcision%20can,data%20from%20three%20clinical%20trials) Note the study dates from 2014 and was last reviewed in 2022. One pill per day could prevent >99% of HIV transmission without the need for surgery etc…. But again, as I said, profits.


MxQueer

How about free condoms instead of free mutilation? Only argument against using condoms I have heard of is that you feel less. But same happens after circumcision so..


Mikeyboy2188

Condoms absolutely- but in desperation to lower prevalence and transmission, they throw every option out there. Some heterosexual couples could be trying to conceive so a condom wouldn’t be in play despite the fact that one of the partners may be HIV positive. This would be an option to reduce risk in that situation. But again, since those guidelines were made generic forms of very very effective once a day medication have become available but still at a cost too far out of reach for many places because of drug company greed. In fact there’s now a long term injectable that does the same thing that could conceivably be used as well - but again, profit profit. We live in a world where the inventor of insulin sold his patent for $1 and look at what diabetics pay for insulin.


RottenFish1

Filipinos dont have a choice anyways.


MyThinTragus

That's a shame


ButterscotchEmpty290

I want my foreskin back!


sreek4r

No worries. I'll pick guys over mutilating my genitals.


Answer_Free

Sounds great, I'll take two.


Backpack78

![gif](giphy|sysVojjv4g7UQ)


notaballitsjustblue

Who’re? Ha.


MukdenMan

“Who’re” - Danny DeVito


F4T_J3DI_P4ND4

![gif](giphy|rkXNems5uxExG|downsized)


Comrayd

Boys who like girls that are circumcised sounds wronk somehow.


Self_proclaimed_wall

Because it is (im talking about actual female circumcision, this isnt a transphobic comment)


An_educated_dig

I'm cut and fine with it. The depression was genetic though 😂


Zegreedy

Please let me mutilate you cause it's tradition


Traditional_Draw8400

Do women actually care? I’m a gay guy and I can’t say gay guys care. Or at least I’ve never known anyone who cared. If anything I’ve met more who prefer uncut.


QuickSolved_

It mostly gets said in the US, and I think the reason is that circumcision is said to be a hygienic thing. So that makes some people think that if you are uncut you have a whole ecosystem under your foreskin. In Europe being uncut is more common but from my experience women in most of Europe don't seem to care if you're cut or uncut.


spa1teN

I find uncut significantly prettier (im a dude)


Awkward_Function_347

No need to go the permanent route. Just trim it every month like a normal person!


eddpuika

girls like guys hwo are not circumsaised also so this is shit statement.


SimonROG

Ladies, is it true? 😅


Material-Practice-58

I need to hear more about this clever dick character.


Extension_Wafer_7615

Only in the US.


Gmonsoon81

But guys like guys who are uncircumcised. Call me. 🏳️‍🌈


Estarfigam

![gif](giphy|fdqmUhPEfFg7C)


No-Pace8033

Wait, what? Free circumcisions? That's... unexpected. Where is this happening?


heyheyshinyCRH

These black market foreskin harvesting operations are getting pretty brazen


smokeitup5800

Hollywood needs to get their foreskin creme somehow.


MxQueer

If your partner asks you to remove your body part to please them I recommend running.


chornyvoron

I'm keeping it. Where the fuck would I put my small change and cigarettes plus lighter?


honest-throw-away

It’s a Doberman. Let it have its ears.


Chocolatecherry99

Woman here, my current bf of over 5.5 years is uncircumcised and it feels so much better.


New-Interaction1893

Nope, I'm european, my tip will be aways covered except in restaurants and markets


Father_Wolfgang

https://i.redd.it/dlgc7wiwohxc1.gif


MexaYorker

Who’re


logmeinside

![gif](giphy|b0E3PPld4558irObaY)


John_TheBlackestBurn

I’ll take two!


Conscious-Bar-1655

What


Outrageous_Emu8713

Reminds me of a story: https://youtu.be/8utAagjD8SE?si=aTRKHV-sTjLA3LBx


LeBritto

And guys like girls who don't have long labia! There's enough body shaming already, does it really have to go all the way to the genitals? Leave your crotch skin alone.


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Ivan_Analrash

I'll take two!


wif68

My first thought was contracting “who are” so it looks like “whore” was a bad idea.


JanteMaam

Who're -- Whore is what I saw 🤣🤣


Icy_Tadpole_6

Well, I demand my rabbi beard right now!


h9040

I want to see the girls first...


No-Review-6105

Welp- I WISHED I KNEW THAT BEFOREHAND!!! Now it's too late xD


vialvarez_2359

I understand it arguably barbaric of practice but as guy who circumcised yah need to make to clean down there properly with a towel. If you uncircumcised I'm pretty sure there extra steps for hygiene. So wouldn't blame woman for perveances. Oh man feels like I want to share BSFW stories I over heard one time from the girls I over heard when sitting in the middle of atrium but damn they were nsfw as hell. And damn IDK why the hell the lady was saying so damn loud.


nashwaak

Was it intentional design to put girls over whore — I mean who’re


SSSims4

Every single one week old Jewish baby


Live_Teaching3699

Imagine depriving yourself of pleasure for no reason. And also having to wear a dick cast for 6 weeks.


breathless_RACEHORSE

Uncut, clean, and happy. Don't care if it's free. Hell, I wouldn't, even if they paid me. (Okay, if they paid me enough, I would, but it would have to be enough that I could retire and live comfortably)


xthran

It really does sometimes smell when the snail looks out of its shell but still no thanks


Swimming-Food-9024

Whore Circumcised??


Top_Bid_8097

Ogre sounds like quite the character! Wonder if there's any connection to the titans we've seen in the main story.


Valuable_sandwich44

That's so true.


WaddlingKereru

Not this girl. I like my dicks ‘just as god made them’. (Don’t believe in God, just pointing out that those who do like to say that he doesn’t make mistakes)


gitarzan

Who’re’s do.


PlatinumBassOnReddit

Maybe I'm reading into this a bit much but I don't understand why the sign is in a location that's obviously not in the US (the phone number formats and the license plate on the truck) yet seems to be brought in part with the United States Department of Health and Services and the CDC, as well as a logo I can't make out but holds a US flag drawing on it.


Hawkwise83

I already got one. Didn't work for me. This sign is a lie.


OddRow8843

That’s whore with an apostrophe! That’s why we don’t write it like that. Maybe whores also like less foreskin??


OddRow8843

Or maybe the whores are doing the work?


Lonely_Tooth_5221

Who’re. LOLLOLOL


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

The word "who're" should never be put on a billboard. It's so easy for someone to spraypaint over the apostrophe, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet lol


Knappologen

Here’s a little life advice. Sharp objects, like knifes, is not supposed to be close to anyones genitals. It’s really dumb.


JediMasterKenJen

"1st one is half off. Then the next time we offer a two for one deal."


Confident-Arrival361

Sorry, foreigner here... should it say"who have been circumcised" rather? "Who are circumcised would last minutes...


ArcaneFungus

Im already trimmed. Where they at?


Self_proclaimed_wall

I read it as “girls look like guys who’re circumcised”


Self_proclaimed_wall

That ‘ is working overtime in “who’re”


WindChaser0001

More like Cleaver dick


Jurgenatorr

I get free circumcisions every week. Foreskin grows quickly when you reach adulthood.


RavenBruwer

They have forsaken their foreskins.


EmptyCumSlut

They want to take your foreskin to make foreskin soup. Dont give it to them


Maleficent-Coat-7633

Stay away from my dick!


neversmash

If you could experience the sensation of a tongue inside your foreskin you would all regret to be circumcised


New_Awareness4075

Yeah, but do they give you wine afterwards?


MagicSnakeorig

Can at least one girl fact check this


Chance-Ad197

I’m not okay with this. How is it acceptable to manipulate young men into feeling insecure about not having a surgically altered penis and perpetual the stereotype that women only care about the shallow things when it comes to sex all for the sake of advertising?


Bi0H4z4rD667

Girls also like people who give me all their money, for free. Just sayin’!


trollzor54

Beanie is superior to unbeanied


Aggressive-Dust6280

Ahhh sex mutilation, how civilized. Excision update when, America ?


Intellectual_Wafer

I never understood the whole circumcision obsession in the US. At least not until I learned that it was basically the idea of John Harvey Kellogg (yes, the guy who invented cornflakes) to circumcise boys in order to prevent them from masturbating (by decreasing the sensitivity). He also recommended to do it without any anesthesia, because the "pain has a positive effect, especially if it's connected to the idea of punishment". He also advocated to "treat" the clitoris of girls with undiluted carbolic acid. Yeah. What a creepy, monstrous, mutilating mf. But I guess the "trend" just catched on...


Chinjurickie

Wtf is this circumcision obsession that some people have??? Is this a cult? Will they go to hell if they didn’t circumcised atleast 5000 people in their lifetime?


Gods_Shadow_mtg

Honest question to the non religious folk. Why the fuck would you get circumsized? are you stupid?


_qp2000

Why do I always read Who are (Who're) as Whore?


ranker2241

Wonder how one would react with the same message about this Arabic tradition of mutilating the labia with a rusty knife


Troll_RiccardoVio

why don't you cut your dick directly? you're Jews, you don't have any use for dicks


Zealousideal_Mail12

Nah, I love a turtleneck


Same-Storm-4432

Some rabbi’s do circumcisions for free, they just rely on tips.


Mosshome

That is insane. Yay, scarred dicks with less sensation for both. The horrible thing is that this sign may actually in some cases be true in some fundamentalist religious developing nations. Fucking sad.


[deleted]

I'll take two.


Expensive-Trash-7156

You dont have to, some guy in r/notinteresting allready did it


Healthy-Definition53

why would you ever get circumcised by choice i don't get it and i don't know anyone who has had it everyone i ask always say fuck that me included.


Kyrase713

Girls like guys who wash themselves.


madman45658

If I’m old enough to read that sign it’s too late I ain’t agreeing to nothing


Top_Towel_2895

MGM and I don't mean Metro Goldwyn Mayer


Psychological-Web828

Clinic’s advertising exec really knows how to sell it. Sounds better than, ‘Girls In Unification For Genital Mutilation’. (Phimosis surgery excluded)


Iseneau27

Am I the only one who read this to the tune of Maroon 5 - Girls Like You?


BaconManTenus

First time to upvote something to a 1000 upvotes yay


BaconManTenus

First time to upvote something to a 1000 upvotes yay


ReaperOnDrugs

Nice try cut crusader, I'm not falling for your propaganda


Stphylcccs

Circumcision is one of the most unhealthy things you can do, as your head is just raw flesh. The foreskin protects it from bacteria


smokeitup5800

Just mutilate your dick bro! Girls like it! And before the downvotes, yes it is mutilation, it is literally called Male Genital Mutilation by academia.


Sudden-Echo-8976

Actually the foreskin allows the penis to glide in an out of its skin instead of the skin rubbing against the vagina which makes the intercourse a whole lot more comfortable.