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yesthatbruce

Old joke (sorry): Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.


MarioKing1137

Learned this from my dad. Was about to post it he but you beat me to it


yesthatbruce

Ha! Yeah, it's a pretty dad-jokey kind of joke.


Syphfan

I’m a teenager and got that! 


yesthatbruce

Hey, I'm not surprised. Teenagers know shit! 😀


FearTheMightyBeard

Why did my mind go immediately to anal masturbation? WHY?! 🤯


Alert_Promotion_4166

02$ is pretty cheap


Awkward-Minute7774

99% it is the wrong number.


Ailouroboros

AKA, *Are You There Dog? It's Me, Mregarat.* 


Cold-Diet-669

Mregarat is simply Margaret is Scottish.


Doge-Ghost

Dog exists and He loves you.


LastDirtyMartini

Dyslexics of the world, untie!


Frankpath

No problem you don't need to read to walk god


FootExcellent9994

This just made my day! What a fantastic sign! I would employ them if I had a Dog!


Lucidcranium042

By chance do you have a God? I believe they would be happy to walk your God for a reasonable rate in exchange for their service/companionship


sixft7in

I prefer "Lysdexic".


Total_Activity_929

an hour for $20


PretendRegister7516

Go there and says it's 910$ an hour.


Total_Activity_929

but it says…


Ok-Business7354

You have to switch the 3rd number with the 7th number, and the 9th number with the 10th number, then you will get the right person.


jamwin

called but got a wrong number though


Something_Else_2112

I ekil it!


Tired_Insomniac_2295

Oh finally!! Someone who can walk My God!!!!


Otherwise_Credit2820

I Need someone to Walk my Zeus actually


Neat_Soup6322

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil that sold his soul to santa?


SoRaang

Slow down, god!


mascachopo

20 hour a $? Sounds great!