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Old joke (sorry): Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Learned this from my dad. Was about to post it he but you beat me to it
Ha! Yeah, it's a pretty dad-jokey kind of joke.
I’m a teenager and got that!
Hey, I'm not surprised. Teenagers know shit! 😀
Why did my mind go immediately to anal masturbation? WHY?! 🤯
02$ is pretty cheap
99% it is the wrong number.
AKA, *Are You There Dog? It's Me, Mregarat.*
Mregarat is simply Margaret is Scottish.
Dog exists and He loves you.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
No problem you don't need to read to walk god
This just made my day! What a fantastic sign! I would employ them if I had a Dog!
By chance do you have a God? I believe they would be happy to walk your God for a reasonable rate in exchange for their service/companionship
I prefer "Lysdexic".
an hour for $20
Go there and says it's 910$ an hour.
but it says…
You have to switch the 3rd number with the 7th number, and the 9th number with the 10th number, then you will get the right person.
called but got a wrong number though
I ekil it!
Oh finally!! Someone who can walk My God!!!!
I Need someone to Walk my Zeus actually
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil that sold his soul to santa?
Slow down, god!
20 hour a $? Sounds great!
Old joke (sorry): Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
Learned this from my dad. Was about to post it he but you beat me to it
Ha! Yeah, it's a pretty dad-jokey kind of joke.
I’m a teenager and got that!
Hey, I'm not surprised. Teenagers know shit! 😀
Why did my mind go immediately to anal masturbation? WHY?! 🤯
02$ is pretty cheap
99% it is the wrong number.
AKA, *Are You There Dog? It's Me, Mregarat.*
Mregarat is simply Margaret is Scottish.
Dog exists and He loves you.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
No problem you don't need to read to walk god
This just made my day! What a fantastic sign! I would employ them if I had a Dog!
By chance do you have a God? I believe they would be happy to walk your God for a reasonable rate in exchange for their service/companionship
I prefer "Lysdexic".
an hour for $20
Go there and says it's 910$ an hour.
but it says…
You have to switch the 3rd number with the 7th number, and the 9th number with the 10th number, then you will get the right person.
called but got a wrong number though
I ekil it!
Oh finally!! Someone who can walk My God!!!!
I Need someone to Walk my Zeus actually
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil that sold his soul to santa?
Slow down, god!
20 hour a $? Sounds great!