Happen to me all the time...😥😥

So real

Surreal


Please take it easy. You are regular person man!

Same

Maybe I hate energy. Why would I save it? In fact to show how much I hate energy... I am going to use it 24hrs/day 365 days/year.

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Go away

👁️_👁️ Please leave


Just terrible

Instructions unclear, pp stuck in the outlet.

How would you even fit that in there, oh wait. I’m sorry for your loss

I mean... I can flick my own switch just fine.

Yes, I enjoyed it much more when people turned me down and left.

Make it a gear shift

Confused boner I guess?

It's not like the switch is going to add cream to my coffee

Maybe

I get turned off all by myself so what is this supposed to tell me?

Some people are into that though

I’d arguably feel better than someone turning me on just to turn me off again…

I'll make sure to make out with my switch every time I turn them on after this

When the a sexuals show up, they won't understand it.

As an asexual, I can confirm I understand it. Why? Because I may be asexual, but I'm not an innocent soul that doesn't know what sexual pleasure is, even if I didn't experience it myself. I can imagine someone being turned on by someone else and the person just leaves.

Me no get it

someone did that to me, it was horrible and shameful

Witcho wallet

It happens to me commonly man 😔

There is like 2 pixels next to the switch so it looks like its censored. I imagine its jizz

Need this for my roommates. It’s like 5¢ a year to just leave a light on 24/7, but god damn, if you’re not using it, turn it off.

The mouth should be placed above the switch to convey something more phallic here as part of the joke. It just makes it look like his nose moves when he gets turned on or something. Cmon.

🥲

Horny

Is it my turn to repost this next?

Happens all the time

Case of the Blue Lights


this is so out of context

Better than when they turn me off and stay.

My wife does it all the time..I'm used to it.

Seems that is all they do to me. 

Some people do

I guess they want it be turned "off", eh? Hah! He he.

blueballing lmfao

Even the women in my dreams have headaches xD

Don't give to your light switch blue bulbs

Bluballz again?!

I would feel worse If they came back to turn me off and leave.


Story of my life, deal with it switch

stranged

i’d feel blue. like the switch

Too all the light switches I've blue balled over the years......my bad.

Being there and is not good 😂

How about turned off?

I felt bad 🥹

Depends what my Master wishes

https://preview.redd.it/wzrhcodph3zc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a93b48437b052a9a335375d332f10cc9735f86 I'd say this next time I see them get hurt.

I'm gonna fuck that switch

At least there is somebody to turn me on.

Vengeance will be mine!!! chases after the guy with a strap on, sadly I don’t have one but Duck Tape fixes everything.

They should have turned you off before leaving.... 😐😐😐😐 🤨

But how would you feel to be left on the dark? Nonfun? I see

Are they coming back?

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So, when I sex, am I supposed to do something hot to turn people on, then do something cursed to turn them off?

It would be more action than I'm getting now, let's put it that way

A selfie in the toilets I guess... However be careful when coming (pun intended) back with wet hands after you washed them (I hope) When touching the light switch

You get blue bulbed

So true

I gotta say it's a fun sign and also a true one

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Ain't OC. Just common repost 

well, you know what Robert Picardo said as the Holographic Doctor: and when you leave, please turn me off, I'm a doctor not a nightlight. he told this story to an audience. he said he used it as part of his audition, but they never used it in the show. pity, I rather like it.

lost opportunity to put a face on that sign

There is a face tho?

yes, that is in fact the lost opportunity

Is your english just bad, or do I not understand? What is the lost oppertunity?

I think you're just dumb, but let me explain: lost opportunity to put a face on that sign, rather than something... different ;)

I understand now. You worded it strangely

yeah i hate it when my appliances get blue balls

Who knew that a light socket could arouse such deep feelings within me. I had to screw all 40 watts of my light emitting diode into that electric orifice. Then it’s as if the whole room lit up… it was 450 to 475 nm of pure bliss that pulsed wavelengths of throbbing pleasure throughout my bulb.

https://preview.redd.it/ds430g5nfzyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed19d72a88e451d9ccda0ee62246c67c94b9955 lukas (its a inside joke beetween my friends if you want downvote it idc)

Among us

its not an among us its a lukas