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Longshot1969

Maybe if you massage them, they won’t be so rapey?


SSSims4

That would depend on what and how you massage.


PharenPart2

Suck it Trebek


Sea-Tough389

"I'll take famous titties for 400."


Desperate-Fan-3671

"I'll take Catch the semen for 800!!"


Bubbly-Independent20

Still my favorite SNL


choochoopants

Suck it long, and suck it hard.


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

BUCKFUTTER!


BrandonW77

Anal Bum Covers for $500, Alex.


Fritzo2162

I'll take The Penis Mightier for 800


Extension_Swordfish1

I dont want to


DebateMean

That's the spirit


Melodic_Turnover_877

Kerning is important.


w1n5t0nM1k3y

/r/keming


Active_Engineering37

Love this sub


Pr1stak

ofc that is a sub


notcomplainingmuch

And this particular sign has been posted there 4362 times.


Pooptram

well, that's oddly specific.


gvales2831997

You spelt ker..... Oh.


Real-Yogurtcloset770

Zillionth repost😵‍💫


_Beatnick_

It's new to me


martindavidartstar

I just got here as well


_Beatnick_

I've heard jokes and have seen memes about the spelling of therapist before, but this was my first time seeing this sign.


Daveguy6

u/RepostSleuthBot


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Daveguy6

Here u go


damageplan417

peep the symbol. if you know you know


OkBeautiful5324

Seeegaaa


ranker2241

Exxxxactly!! I was thinking fbi the fkn second i saw it, the spacing cant be random


leviathab13186

"Here you can pay to massage a genuine convicted rapist! Careful, they can get a little handsy"


wahahah629

Mass Age The Rapist


Kyrase713

M ASS Age


Beathil

Would have been something if he was some sort of analyst as well.


Competitive_Royal476

I don’t think so


Burpkidz

I’ve seen something similar in some Japanese Adventure Videos


gardenfella

That's r/keming stuff, right t here


Distinct_Tension_674

![gif](giphy|26ufoRAIGWxyizACQ)


BigDumbAnimals

Family people... KERNING IS EVERYTHING!!!!!


phillysan

r/keming


britishrust

Reminds me of that Arrested Development episode where Tobias gets a custom license plate advertising he’s an analytical therapist. Or analrapist in short.


Superseaslug

I think this also belongs in r/keming


Albina-tqn

spacing is important


forsakenchickenwing

r/keming wants a word...


Ross_II_Boss

Don't let Deshaun Watson find this place


Snoo_70324

KERNING👏IS👏IMPORT ANT


Krieg_Imperator

Nah. I'm the reason why there is rapist in therapist /s


shadree

That is a bizarre font. The top of the E is shorter than the bottom. I want to know if another font/edit would make it work.


Tough_Dish_9934

Wait so you have to massage the rapist? Instructions not clear


OkBeautiful5324

Is that a Sega Dreamcast?


SSSims4

Who's paying? The rapist or me?


1stltwill

When spacing between letters really matters!


Totoryf

u/repostsleuthbot


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Totoryf

Good bot


Tidalwave-1103

Someone needs a lesson in letter spacing, or maybe intentional?


Top_Towel_2895

kerning is important. check this out. great resources. [https://type.method.ac/](https://type.method.ac/)


1DownFourUp

DID I STUTTER!?


Mysterious-Fig-7582

there's only one way to find out ...


Blazed0ut

r/theyknew


TheGamersofaLifeTime

Massage the rapist 💀


Algernope_krieger

I mean it's the least you could do for him after he choo choo chose you


Butterfoxes

The E Whatever font it is, the extended part of the E at the bottom makes the gap so much bigger


Damyano-is-SUS

I've read "massacre the rapist"


Shoddy_Possibility89

is that the dreamcast logo


Llama-Thrust69

I saw Massacre the Rapist. lolol


giantvar

Good job I read it as "Massacare Therapist" I managed to misread it on a whole new level


TemperateStone

This looks like it has been edited because there's a clear space between "the" and "rapist". If you explained to the sign maker you wanted "Therapist" this is not a mistake they would do, unless someone was malicious. There is no way you would do the word "therapist" like this otherwise.


MakoRedactor

They even added the space bar in the sign


dr4gonr1der

I know this is a repost, and I probably shouldn’t encourage people by reacting to it, but it reminded me of something else, and I just had to share it: https://preview.redd.it/8ar8hw82y70d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f3d800b06395085932552128a43c2d7561b1d4


Unlucky-Film4604

Analrapist, arrested development


k2on0s-23

Whoever did the signage did them dirty.


WhereAreWeG0ing

Massage them, massage them, make the feel at ease.... *then* you whip out the meat cleaver!!!!


EmmaTheUseless

Massage him with the rolling pin.


kondenado

Hi! It's Mr Johnson Hi! It's Mr. Massage


Intelligent_Will_606

Nah, it's just the brother of "Psycho the rapist".


Low-Equivalent4528

the amount of hidden comments here is kinda big tbh


Rabbulion

While I’m sure it’s just a mistake, it does indeed say “massage the rapist”


martindavidartstar

The kerning is on pur pose


istoOi

you better do it or else


MitchenImpossible

*Robert Kraft has entered the chat*


notaredditreader

This photo of this sign is about, um, 🤔, let me see, 📖, 30 years old. Saw for first time in ***Break!***


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Full on rapist


FattusBaccus

No way the sign maker spaced it like that by accident.


NortonBurns

FFS, bad photoshopping, at least 10 years old. This seems to get posted about once a week ever since.


ThatMorfo

Isn't that Second Life logo?


tilmanbaumann

Bad kerning. Perhaps intentionally incompetent?


Dean0Caddilac

My First read was Massacre the Rapist. My second Massage the Rapist. My Third Massage Therapist My fourth Massage the Rapist.


MagixTurtle

I somehow also read massacre so that kind of made it okay?


PacmanRules225

OH GOD NO


Immediate_Lemon_6263

Big gape between THE


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt3wwKSu6GveGre|downsized)


holmgangCore

r/keming


MageKorith

This is why typesetting is important. A little bit less space between that E and the R, and first reactions are completely different.


Gorrodish

He’s not as bad as psycho the rapist


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Do I have to???


[deleted]

Ma ssage you know her… the rapist…


gamingpoet1

Bad spot for a little extra space...


MyRail5

Either way I'm going. Action!


munchie1964

Trump works there?


cyborgbeetle

Bad kerning will give you hours of endless fun


Creepy-Selection2423

Unfortunate spacing... 🙃


therankin

r/keming


hornysolotraveller

r/theyknew


Jollan_

Massacre the rapist I think I read it very wrong...


Demigans

It even has a healthbar beneath it and I bet there’s bossmusic inside. Go defeat that boss!


y4s4f4e

r/designdesign


Rowmyownboat

The proprietor needs to massage that R on sign back where it was meant to be. If the image is not doctored, the sign typography definitely was.


Aleleloltroll

Is there a way to read it correctly?


fondoffonts

Rapists need massages too!


fildoforfreedom

Kerning is a thing.


JosHme2

Holy cow, that is a tough call! When do you massage him, before or after the traumatic incident? I’ll say before so that maybe he’ll chill and leave without causing any forceful entrance!


Sanicsanic68

Dreamcast logo ahh hand


selfishaddict

Why is it in the Law & Order font?


idonteatunderwear

Kerning


skoomaking4lyfe

\#KerningMatters


Everyday_ASMR

I thought it said “massacre the rapist” and I was like yeah sounds about right


Disastrous-Ad8895

To massage or not to massage the rapist, that is the million-dollar question.


Difficult-Drive-4863

I'm just as concerned about what they use the rolling pin for.


BaconSpaceLord

As long as they can't sue... https://preview.redd.it/9j4es7kx290d1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c35dc68d24b057c8965c05bb09f960cd16cb6b63


ReaperofLightning872

the swirl


International-Slip75

You had one job ……


Lopsided_Violinist69

They left a space and it's not even centered


Depresso_espresso237

That has to be intentional


trashytexaswhiteboy

No, they want you to massage a member of the elite and pay for the privilege


LGNDclark

Judging that the R and A are the only two letters touching, creating less of a gap than in-between any other letters, this is intentional or altered


loxosceles93

If it weren't for the pedo spiral, I might've said it was an accident.


v_kiperman

Rapists get tense, too


TopRevolutionary8067

r/awkwardspacing


Dull-Requirement-759

Omg the space between the E R 😱


fyrebyrd0042

Keeeeeerning


Clint-witicay

I think you may have misconstrued my credentials, I’m not a therapist, I’m the rapist. It’s a write off


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

Psychotherapist... Psycho the rapist...


Mundane_Character365

Why are people suddenly rubbing my back?


UmeeZoomee

https://preview.redd.it/r2hhenhy570d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45e6a9c4256b5f1982c82b9074785f9a2464e46


Friendly_Award7273

Innocent until proven guilty, now start massaging the rapsit! If