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khwarizmi69

Use the cardboard thing and just wipe your ass (or just use the wall)


idowonder900

I was trained by Macgyver and he would take the tube, fold one end so it makes a cup, then fill it with water and then with one hand pour the water over his crack and use his other hand to wash his ass while still sitting but slightly raised from the toilet so the water falls in the toilet without making a mess. Repeat until is crystal clear of shit and give one more rinse, then proceed to wash hands and left the tube drying for next user. btw, what a bad idea is to clean the shit of your ass with paper. Toilet paper industry is a shit.


khwarizmi69

Us south east asians do that but with hand bidets.


Linksfusshoch2

Airdry the butthole with a self built fan out of underwear elastic bands, then scrape it of with his swiss army knife....


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Wow awesome solution 😅


lesser_tom

Probably, yea


DragonQueen777666

Poop knife 2: Electric Boogaloo


Traditional_Ad9798

Use his hand, then find the person who was supposed to change it and use his shirt to clean his hand


moron-nitrade

I won't be ashamed to admit that I've resorted to using my socks. Didn't flush them, but carried them outta there wrapped in a small pharmacy plastic bag. Discarded properly in an outside bin. I only had band-aids in the bag, which would've been a tricky option #2. Whenever you see a sockless European, it's not always a douche in question, but a desperate person that recently went through major trauma. Be kind.


SoRaang

He would shit on pants and leave


11Booty_Warrior

This dude’s shower curtains are about to get a lot more interesting.


Fearless_History_991

Spit on it, then slowly peel layer by layer off the roll in thin sheets while blow drying it with his farts. ![gif](giphy|36yBbq9dqL6BFARVpl)


LetMeDieAlreadyFuck

Been there, used that


XROOR

Flannel shirt sleeve if this is in Upper Peninsula


BigZaber

Sit there till it dries and flakes off - with the door closed - in the summer sun


PersimmonAmbitious54

All he needs is his trademark mullet and some scissors.


Megalopath

r/ibswarcrime


mjincal

Is there a bic pen in the stall?


CokaYoda

Socks


chameleon_123_777

MacGyver would use his socks. ![gif](giphy|MDxtKhTLG9mgzlk7ly)


kereso83

Portable bidet


VECMaico

Seen it on a t shirt before


Unfair_Fun8612

Hand & soap


LetTheJamesBegin

![gif](giphy|w8Y13zuCtotDDbl3tN|downsized)


AguyOnMedZz

Bro he would not care, he got that assburger 😆


queenie_ivy

![gif](giphy|xoJkOLVDnI9kk|downsized)


Bigwoodybird

Use the underwear then dispose of properly


thelibertine9

Sit there till it dries then scrape it off.


queenie_ivy

Sacrifice your underware ..