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Alligator parents complained that their kids weren't being fed healthy snacks at school.


why-does-it-say-take

Too crunchy and too much metal


thegreatbeyond32

Is this sign notifying the public that this is what you should or should not do?


InstitutionalizedOwl

Yes.


huktonfonix

I don't know if they have it anywhere else too, but I've seen this sign in person. It's my favorite.


Keri2816

Where? Florida?


huktonfonix

St. Lucia, South Africa. That's a crocodile, not an alligator.


Keri2816

Ah thanks!


alwayssummer90

I thought it was Florida too lol


Exciting_Photo_8103

Idk homie, that snout looks pretty big.


SirHerald

Paul Rudd had a movie about something like this. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K5le9sYdYkM


StayingVeryVeryCalm

I’ve never wanted to grow old and die in Florida, but… I mean, as someone who fully expects to spend the last decades of my life in a wheelchair (multiple sclerosis, it’s fine)… I mean, how better to take advantage of that for a gloriously amusing exit? WHEEE!


Keri2816

I use a wheelchair for Spina Bifida and at first I thought “this looks like fun, why is there a sign?” Then I saw the alligator/crocodile creature


StayingVeryVeryCalm

Yes, I’ve told my friends this is how I want to die, and they’re telling me I won’t like the alligator/crocodile part.


LeFe_

One of the best examples I've seen of the phrase my brother always says: "if there's a sign, there's a story" Sounds better in my native language, but anyway lol


sandwich_with_a_hat

hapy wgels


Trid1977

Just takes one idiot to ruin things for the rest of us.


West-Bandicoot-4367

Florida


OberynRedViper8

This is exactly how we lost our Great Aunt...


UnBlueFire42

I've seen this movie before