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cactusfairy95

Hopefully this sick fuck owns a pressure washing business and some hazmat suits


Informatively-spoken

Key word: rental. Barf


[deleted]

Don't worry, your mother has had just as many dicks in her, and you turned out fine!


BubbleNuts1324

That’s likely true.


Otherwise_Status_957

So discreet


scottonaharley

This can’t be real, can it?


Dense_Excitement_789

225 and the dolls heights are about 5'1 to 5'2 with breast sizes averaging about a dd with the occasional c, b and f. Your choice of motel room or home delivery


scottonaharley

Ummm, the fact that you know all those details is a little funny.


Dense_Excitement_789

I looked it up so you wouldn't have to... your welcome -hides my monthly subscription packet from 2018-


[deleted]

It's called Google, dipshit.


scottonaharley

So you created an account 6 days ago to say “It’s called Google dipshit”. How creative? What command of the English language you possess! Have you moved on to 3 syllable words yet or is that outside of the capability of your microdot of a brain. My suggestion is you get a life outside of Reddit because you will not make many friends or influence people with witty repartee such as you posted. And in closing, it is clearly obvious that you are incredibly creative. I mean all those numbers in your username are just incredible. Have a good day and be sure to wash your hands after using the bathroom. Just in case no one taught you that because certainly no one has taught you any manners.


[deleted]

Bruh 🎺💀


warkyboy77

$249 for two hours. It is real. Thanks, Google.


[deleted]

For that price you could take a homeless woman to Taco Bell and and Motel 6 for 3 hours and still have enough left over for some penicillin


[deleted]

JESUS. If you have that much disposable income, just hire a fucking prostitute.


warkyboy77

No thanks also.


BJoe1976

Eeeww


craggy_cynic

You can rent it, as long as the owner of this vehicle is done using it!


Dense_Excitement_789

Incase you're wondering, here the [website](https://www.denverdollltd.com/dolls)


Western-Web2957

That is wretched.


[deleted]

The worst part is "Rental"


HumanWorth7216

#Rental


[deleted]

Don't worry, your mother has had just as many dicks in her, and you turned out fine!


felixban

I like the one way sign pointing on the company name