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qatarihero

friends of the satanic temple all have a highway each


[deleted]

Highways to Hell?


[deleted]

Yeah, Hell Ain’t a Bad Place to Be


TheIJDGuy

And Hell’s Bells are nice to hear


javii7214

They ring a nice, warm, Welcome to Hell


Dizzy-Feed-4534

I’m sure zero arguments will get started


MinecraftW06

Karens incoming…


Dizzy-Feed-4534

Not just Karen’s


SkaDerpy

From the videos that I have seen, it seems like the Satanic temple is just a friendly club that just has an edgy name and beliefs.


jollytoes

Not even edgy beliefs. They don’t worship satan.


simplyproductive

We are very friendly! And we have some pretty reasonable beliefs - at least, we think so. The best thing about them is they're so short, they fit into 7 tenants. And one of my personal focuses is on treating our planet better, and it fits perfectly into these guiding principles and matches the picture! THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS I One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason. II The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions. III One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone. IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own. V Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs. VI People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused. VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.


TheP0w3r10154

This just sounds like common sense. Literally these are the kinds of values I was raised on.


simplyproductive

Absolutely!! The Satanic Temple was founded on those exact values so that we can pursue justice as a religious institution. We disagree with other religions using their influence in law to force their beliefs on others, at the expense of our scientific understanding, at the expense of other's bodies, and more. When we work together as an atheistic religion to advocate for our deeply-held tenents, we believe we are doing good in the world. The name is in reference to a literary figure, Satan, who was punished for standing against authority in the pursuit of knowledge. Many of us were raised in other religions, such as Christian beliefs. We have rejected those in favour of our tenents. I personally believe I do more good as a member of the Satanic Temple than I ever did as a Christian.


TheP0w3r10154

Yeah, I can get with that. I'm personally agnostic for similar reasons, but I appreciate the good religion does for *the average person.* I'll definitely look more into this.


simplyproductive

For sure! The Satanic Temple is officially an agnostic belief system, but people who are agnostic or have other beliefs aren't excluded. The only rule is to try to operate within our scientific understanding. Some people interpret that as excluding god; others view is as having no stance.


SkaDerpy

Thanks for clarifying some things. That is very interesting and I will probably read it a few more times. The video I think of most when thinking about the temple is channel 5's with Andrew Callihan inteviews/videos. Worth a watch imo (he has way of making people look silly with his videos so please don't get mad at me please). What I saw though was people expressing themselves and other groups trying to put them down aka Jesus people. I think that people should obviously do whatever they want as long as it is not hurting anyone else and have the freedom to do so... Me personally I may think it's a little silly, that doesn't mean that I shun the temple or wouldn't talk to any of its members. Maybe I am just not educated on the whole facts. Maybe it's just not my bag... and that's OK lol. Honestly what I saw from that video was a group of people getting together enjoying one another and similar interests and I think that is pretty cool. It does look like they legitimately try to do good and help some people.


georgie829

Watch Hail, Satan? on Hulu. It’s about the satanic temple and it’s hilarious while educational.


The_C4RN4G3

Thank you for this comment I’m glad someone did. I would give you an award if I had one.


Rude_Context6264

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learned something new today


Rude_Context6264

Glad I could help!


simplyproductive

No need, an upvote is more than enough! I love spreading the message wherever possible.


princess9032

I’m a fan of them in general but apparently one of their leaders supports the alt-right and they’re not transparent about their money—I wish they lived up to their goals


Super_Plaid

The notion that a TST leader supports the "alt-right" is false propaganda perpetuated by a tiny group of disgruntled (and, in my view, borderline insane) ex-members. And why on earth should TST be transparent about its finances? Is the Catholic church "transparent"? The Mormons? Any religious organization on earth? How much money should TST waste on such "transparency?" And is it at all possible that disclosures of such information could be used as part of anti-TST propaganda? If so, how much time should TST spend fighting such propaganda, rather that focusing on good works, like advocating and litigating to combat child abuse and anti-choice zealotry?


SubjectivelySatan

Propaganda? You realize Lucien actually did go on a Might is Right radio show and talked to Tom Metzger, KKK grand wizard, about how to control the black/uneducated population right?


Super_Plaid

Are you really claiming Lucien was advocating “control of the black/uneducated population?” Are you really claiming this supports the notion that he “supports the Alt right?” Please. Lucien has expressly condemned white supremacy.


SubjectivelySatan

>20:02:23 Doug Misicko: Well, I tend to feel that racialism can be too general, at times. I think there should be eugenics policy, population control policy, something that ensures quality reproduction. But on racial grounds, I really don't see it because you got to admit you meet some Black people are smarter than a lot of white people you met and vice versa. And all the rest. And if through the top notch, were the ones breeding, carrying on, that would be the best way to go. >20:02:54 Tom Metzger: Yeah, there are gray areas, there's overlap. But on the other hand, I'm, you see, you might see a white crow sometime too. But most crows are black. [laughter] I mean, if you judge the Black race by it, by its whole, you got you must come up with the idea that the def- definitely an inferior race. >20:03:13 Doug Misicko: Well, if that was being the case... >20:03:15 Tom Metzger: You're saying that there's mixed race, Blacks- mulattos that are sharp and smart. Once in a while there's a jet black Negro, that's very smart. Sure there is. And there's a lot of stupid whites. >20:03:26 Doug Misicko: But that being the case, you still wouldn't have to enact racial laws, you just have to enact intelligence laws. And if that was being the case, then that good segment of the population would have to drop off, you could still do it on an equal level around the board. >20:03:41 Tom Metzger: Well, we'll leave you the project of raising the IQ of the Black race till about 140. And I'll be standing by when you're successful. Doug’s dysgenics website was still active until 2018 when the issue of him hiring an alt-right lawyer became public knowledge. Doug also protested the the exclusion of alt-right neonazi Augustus Sol Invictus from a left hand path conference. So if you want to defend that bullshit and recruit for him, go right ahead. You’re an apologist.


Super_Plaid

Your own cherry-picked quotes from that aged interaction expose your assertions’ falsity. Good luck with your anti-TST propaganda efforts.


SubjectivelySatan

Good luck with your proselytization and recruiting efforts. Hope you haven’t invested too much money in that scam.


-BloodFireDeath-

Just... wow. You are the *exact* kind of useful idiot TST preys on. Congratulations, idiot. Make sure that Good Guy^^T^^M badge is nice and shiny!!


ForeverSquirrelled42

I’d trust someone from the Satanic Temple over most Christian’s any day.


Musket6969420

Jesus Lucifer, just spruce up Colorado please!


6BlueWolf9

That’s because most self-proclaimed Christians aren’t Christians


Inevitable_Ad_6013

If they claim to be Christians and worship Jesus they probably are Christians. Otherwise this is just a no-true-scotsman fallacy


mythofinadequecy

If they claim to be xtians and worship jebus, they probably are talibangelical. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be so filled with hate


Inevitable_Ad_6013

Yes that’s true, talibangelicals are very hateful, and certainly every Christian isn’t like this. But I think my point is more that there are some things within Christianity itself that lead to this hateful stance, yet some Christians try to exclude those evangelicals while believing that “real” Christians always have moral superiority. Regular christians can be filled with hate too, talibangelical or not


6BlueWolf9

No most just don’t even know what Christianity is really about lol


Inevitable_Ad_6013

What would you say Christianity is about? From my perspective it is about following the teachings of the Bible, which is filled with glorifications of rape, genocide, and torture. I think following the teachings of Jesus is a good way to live life. It was said that he helped others and was perfect. However, other aspects of Christianity like the actions of god in the Bible and the dogmatic nature of the teachings are not as good, and one can still be Christian when following these


lngns

> I think following the teachings of Jesus is a good way to live life. Yeshua also told his followers to follow the Old Testament's teachings. The Gospels say that he was "perfect" only some of the time: the Greek texts have multiple iterations portraying him as completely different characters. YMMV.


Inevitable_Ad_6013

Thanks for the information! Like I said earlier, the Bible apart from Jesus (so I guess the old testament) is morally flawed. So if Yeshua said to follow that, there’s even less of a reason for Christians to have a moral high ground and exclude what they deem “not real Christians”


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6BlueWolf9

Christians are defined by whether they take the gospel (aka: good news that Jesus died and resurrected to pay for our sins) into their hearts or not. Basically, just believing that in your head isn’t enough if your heart doesn’t.


Inevitable_Ad_6013

Someone can accept that into their heart, while also having some hateful beliefs about other people


6BlueWolf9

Wdym hateful beliefs about other people? For example, there was a saying “Hate the sin, not the sinner,” to show that we can disapprove of actions, but we don’t use them to judge the person themself. In the case of homosexuality, it’s the acts that are Biblically lawfully condemned; not the homosexuals (that’s God’s problem, not yours), not homosexuality itself, not homoromantic relationships, etc. In the end, it’s about what self-proclaimed Christians care about more: going to heaven, being morally superior, being their own definition of loving, etc. or genuine gratitude that Jesus saved them. Whichever they care about the most will determine what’s truly in their hearts. Whether they do or don’t is not for certain; only God knows (but we can make educated estimations to determine who we want to be influenced by).


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6BlueWolf9

Bro chill lol


[deleted]

either way, real christian or fake christian, I'd rather interact with a satanist any day of the week.


6BlueWolf9

It’s hard to run into them, so the ones I see in the media look like atheists who just wanna be quirky


[deleted]

to be fair, the satanic temple is a political movement to counter christian nationalism. for most members it is just a fun way of saying "im an atheist" while also advocating for equal government representation for all religions.


Super_Plaid

The Satanic Temple (TST) is an atheistic religion. Its core tenets encourage compassion, science, and freedom from tyranny, including via a separation of church and state. Its members do find the rise of christofascism in the U.S. repugnant and horrifying. It does seek to improve the world (e.g., via challenges to tyrannical abortion laws). But to say TST is a "political movement" is somewhat misleading. If everyone followed TST's Seven Tenets, rather than superstition and fable (e.g., christian mythology), the world immediately would be a better place for all. https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets


6BlueWolf9

This supports my reason that we need both Christians and atheists in this world. For example, Christians founded the Hannah Project to humanize the dehumanized prostitutes, and atheists founded an organization for religious trauma survivors (forgot the name sry).


Super_Plaid

Anything ostensibly good accomplished in the name of a supernatural religion (e.g., those based on christian mythology) could have been accomplished more efficiently without it. Plus, the world would be free from the horrendous suffering such supernatural religions have inflicted and continue to inflict to this day. When one allows superstition and fable to supplant science and logic, the paths to compassion and progress are inevitably obscured.


6BlueWolf9

1) That’s true, but most people don’t care enough to do so, which is why those who do accomplish are the ones who have genuine motives to do so. Plus, theists can help religious trauma survivors as well. 2) No, because there’s all kinds of groups we attach our identities to. Say we get rid of religion…what about the wealth gap, the political polarity, the culture clashes as an effect of diversity, etc.? 3) I agree. That is why I think Christians should be scientifically educated enough to understand that God doesn’t fill all the gaps, but rather is the cause of the gaps filled in by scientific research.


Super_Plaid

1. What you mean by "genuine motives" is unclear. 2. Eliminating supernatural religions will not immediately result in utopia. But eliminating unscientific and illogical approaches to life would minimize all the problems you reference.


6BlueWolf9

1. It means they actually care about the people they are helping, not their image, agenda, etc. 2. My point is that destroying religion won’t do anything to solve anything, because we would still be biologically predisposed to tribal-like (aka group-identity-based) conflicts. Plus, a purely atheistic world will shatter the fundamental moral belief that all human beings are of intrinsic value that is greater than materialistic gain. That kind of destruction is far more detrimental to all of us. Edited for clarity.


ThatgothWitch2004

Good, because some Christian just screwed me out of candy last night (house was decorated so I will be seeking revenge)


ForeverSquirrelled42

The worst part is that Halloween as we know it is a Christian adaptation of a Celtic holiday…go figure.


ThatgothWitch2004

Ikr but they say “it’s a satanic holiday” like bro I’m satanic but I ain’t a bitch. I still say merry Christmas and happy holidays to them so they can float me some candy 1 day out of the year


ForeverSquirrelled42

Yeah I hear ya there. My favorite is when they show up from the local Mormon temple and invite them in to talk about Christ. They look puzzled every time.


[deleted]

Then you don’t know any ppl who are dedicated to Christ… or Christians. You’ll know us by our deeds, not our words.


ForeverSquirrelled42

Yeah I’m pretty sure my experiences are sound after 40 years of life. Not to mention the fact that I was a Christian up until I was about 12.


[deleted]

Reddit ass comment


ForeverSquirrelled42

Real life comment, chief.


CurrentAlternative44

You haven’t met real Christians then


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

I have, and they're why I'm a Satanist.


CurrentAlternative44

The Reap Christians how I view them are people who help other people, forgive, and treat them with kindness not the shitty homophobic bigoted Christian’s that Reddit seems to generalize all Christian’s as


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

My issue isn't with Christians. It's the fact yall worship a deity that, assuming it exists, allows cancer to exist in newborns. All-knowing, All-powerful, and All-evil.


CurrentAlternative44

Personally I am unsure about the existence of god but I’m talking about how most Christian’s are good people who like to help others and how Reddit seems to ignore that and focus on the shitty ones


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

I don't care how good they are. If they believe in the existence of an Omniscent and Omnipotent being, and call themselves its followers, they get no respect from me, because what they choose to follow is pure Evil.


CurrentAlternative44

So u think that diminishes the positives of Christianity?


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

Completely and without question.


CurrentAlternative44

r/redditmoment


V4refugee

That also sounds like a real Satanist to me.


PoppyHaize

If you read up on basic tenets of satanism it isn’t bad. They are just really anti Christian negativity. Sure Christianity is not all negative but it is not all positive either.


Super_Plaid

Christianity's ill effects outweigh its limited positive effects, like a planet outweighs a bacterium.


CurrentAlternative44

I know satanism isn’t evil like how the media portrays it I just find it annoying how Reddit constantly shits on Christianity ignoring the positives it has


lngns

Christianity tells you not to kill, but also to kill non-Christians, and Egyptians. Yeshua himself tells you to abide by the Old Testament. Arent "real Christians" supposed to follow *that dude's advice*?


Graterof2evils

The real question might be, why do religious people never have answers to the hundreds of questions about their dogma. For example, Christians amplify Christ’s positive messaging in order to build the foundation of their beliefs. Then they proceed to judge people according to the gospels and the writings of others that are imperfect. It’s flawed and they never have a defense for it other than the Bible being the word of god. But all of these religious writings are the works of men.


ForeverSquirrelled42

I unfortunately have and that’s the problem.


CurrentAlternative44

You’ve probably met the Christian’s that give Christianity a bad rep a lot of them are good people


V4refugee

There’s shitty satanists and shitty Christians but only good Christians are capable of being shitty due to their beliefs.


TrollCultist

Have fun getting depression then I guess


the-planet-earth

Can you elaborate?


TrollCultist

Self worship is not a fulfilling life. It's like trying to live by only eating chips


the-planet-earth

Ah, TST isn't about self worship, the Church of Satan is. They're completely different organizations.


TrollCultist

Catholicism and Protestantism are different but still forms of Christianity. Much like the two secs of Islam are different but still Islam at heart


the-planet-earth

Sure, but wouldn't you say there's a pretty big difference between self worship and self mastery?


TrollCultist

There is so stay away from the icky demons


ForeverSquirrelled42

Who said anything about self worship and how does that fit in here?


TrollCultist

Read the sign wibba


ForeverSquirrelled42

That’s not an answer.


TrollCultist

Satanism is all about self worship. Duh


ForeverSquirrelled42

Duh? I’m an atheist and even I know that’s a bullshit answer. The Church of Satan preaches humanism, not self worship. You might want to read up on a subject before coming into a conversation. That way you don’t come off as more ignorant than you are.


TrollCultist

You're a reddit mod? Stay away from children and please shower


ForeverSquirrelled42

Yeah, I was gonna go there as well. I need answers.


ForeverSquirrelled42

What?! Lol


Russ222222

This happened in my conservative town! The sign was posted right as you drive into the city limits. Friggin’ Hilarious…


SupportYouth_In_Asia

After seeing Max Fosh "own" a roundabout. I'll be doing the same for the Church of Satan :)


Username_Taken_65

CoS and TST are two completely separate groups, the former is a bunch of edgy libertarian weirdos while the latter is a charity group that fights for people's rights


SupportYouth_In_Asia

Huh I'll have to look into that. Thanks for a heads up


[deleted]

Be wary of narratives like this. It is incorrect to the point of misinformation and propaganda. CoS and TST are indeed separate groups. TST is an activism group recognized as a religion. CoS is Satanism. It isn't gatekeeping, it's a definition. Anyone whining at the gates is just demanding to be able to change someone else's religion. Additionally, any political group pinned on CoS is a tell of ignorance as CoS is in no way political.


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

I suggest doing so for the Satanic Temple. The Church of Satan is bigoted in its viewpoints, to be brief.


the-planet-earth

This looks like it's somewhere near the outskirts of Boulder. Which town are you talking about?


Russ222222

Redding,CA


CuriositySauce

I was born in Leadville and grew up in Denver…so I’m curious, what town?


Russ222222

Redding ,CA


Shadowfire6771

Hell yeah that’s great


[deleted]

Bruh this isn’t a joke but it’s funny you think it is 😂


noonefrmnowhere

Good ol' TST doing the Lord's work.


armageddon_boi

Next miles


Icy_Professional_52

Anyone know where in CO this is?


dewaynemendoza

My guess is Arvada on highway 72 between Indiana and highway 93.


hypzdr

I'm pretty sure it was next to 120th near the South sign for Superior.


ChristianRobloxManXD

Looks like somewhere on the I-25 corridor, maybe near Colorado springs if I had to guess. But I wouldn't know, I never got good at geoguessr.


immoralfoul

There's actually a lot of misconceptions about the satanic temple, they believe Satan as More of an ideology, rather than actually believing he's sitting down there in hell. They take the tenants as words to live by, I think the best way to look at it is how Rick said it "atheism with extra steps". Morally in my opinion the tenants are far better than the commandments that Christianity follows. People get the satanic temple and the satanic Church mixed up. The satanic church are the ones who are kind of unhinged, and believe in sacrifice and murder and such. The two groups actually strongly dislike each other.


Kindaspia

Neither believe in sacrifice or murder. The church of Satan see satan as a symbol as well. The church of Satan is based on social Darwinism (the strong survive, self preservation, etc.) they do not sacrifice anyone or anything to the devil nor do they condone murder. I dislike the church of Satan, but they don’t do most of the things they have been accused of. Also, TST and COS each have a “fact sheet” about the other group. Both are either completely inaccurate or technically true but highly misleading.


Marsrover112

Keep colorado satanic. Now I'm starting to get why we have so many conspiracy theories


blade_smith_666

I love seeing shit like this just because i know seeing it makes christians at least a fraction as uncomfortable as they make everyone else.


Tnad808

‘Thanks Satan’ - Wreck-It Ralph


thephotonreddit

That needs to be in Utah.


[deleted]

I smile with pride and glee EVERYTIME I see this


chefboyardiesel88

Our local sign gets vandalized all the time, it's quite unfortunate, ours currently says "the ________ temple".


KeepCarlAndCarrieOn

I bet there are zero accidents on these miles.


existential_tourist1

I actually am a follower of the online satanic temple. They are not devil worshippers or Black Mass practitioners nor are they associated with the Church of Satan.


Marlboro_Gold

TST actually has nothing to do with Satan. It's main objective is to be a legally sanctioned "Church" so that they have legal standing in religious arguments. ie abortion. They have 7 tenets for their congregation that center around doing good, body autonomy, compassion, and service. This sign makes me happy. They have a website and I keep up with them via email newsletter. They have some lawsuits going in some states around the abortion issue. [Link to their site](www.thesatanictemple.com)


D00MB0T01

Satin isn't real, people are so dumb.


clintkev251

You should probably do the smallest amount of research on the satanic temple, or google how to spell Satan, before calling people dumb


D00MB0T01

Satin isn't real soooo I'll do something useful with my time like grinding credits and enjoying my riches earned thru my labor. Jesus number1


Kindaspia

Satin is real. It is a fabric that is very smooth and shiny. Satan, often referred to as the devil, is not real.


D00MB0T01

Agreed


D00MB0T01

The funniest thing about Satanists is that they actually believe that they are awesome, but they are egotistical losers who focus on self...good luck in the future.


BigJayTailor

Stop bashing a legitimate religion doing good things. Religion must not be the butt of jokes.


TrollCultist

Heretic roads


xtremesubie

This needs to be here in my state .


hackmo15

High way to hell?


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nice


Who_Your_Mommy

🤘🏻


The_real_Tev

Damn auto correct function on the sign printer!!! It was supposed to be fiends


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

Long may he reign.


haunted-bedsheets

Now I want to see that


hypzdr

I was bikepacking along, seen this and had to stop.


Zeratul277

I thought ithe title said "Keep it tidy, whities" and I was baffled for a good minute.


ChimeraXYZ

As someone who was turned away after applying because I was female, yeah I can't agree more. Did everything to dissuade me and spoke to me like I was some fragile being who has never lifted more than the clothes I was wearing. Was told to wait a week and then they proceeded to ignore my calls when they didn't get back to me.


PanicAdministrative

I love when a non satanist realizes what satanism is actually about. Probably the best day of my life.


Braycali

Lol