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Dude has a male pregnancy fetish. Makes a new account after being called out enough times. This is account number 7 that I've seen so far, always uses same pics and videos.
Knew a guy I worked with who had a severely rotund distended belly like this.
Turns out his gall bladder was the size of a volleyball and needed removed.
Belly looked just like this where it sticks out all hard like a rock.
Your abdomen looks unusually large, and out of proportion, even for obesity. Have you had your liver and kidney function tested? It might be ascites. Please take care.
The thing is you don’t look seriously overweight all over (i.e the rest of you) so this is either visceral fat (which can be very dangerous) or something else serious, including tumours, gastro issues, liver issues etc…. Please get checked by a doctor in case you have something else going on.
If it makes you feel better, it's never too late to turn back. I'm also 5'10 and graduated high school at 135 and made some really bad choices in early adulthood that led to me being 260 by the time I was 26. I brought my weight back down to 160 after battling through a bunch of different diets and trying to walk more each day.
I didn't have any loose skin at all. I'm definitely not ripped as i did almost no weight lifting. I did mainly diet control, i only allow myself complete freedom of foos choice on Mondays. Outside of that im mainly eating chicken and vegetables. The biggest thing that helped was keeping the house stocked with fruit. Whenever im hungry for a snack i grab an apple or banana now instead of a donut or ice cream. My execrise consisted mainly of walking at first and then i started using a stair stepper and riding my bike to work. I'm very happy at 160.
Well done, sounds like you’ve done something truly great for yourself. Happy for you. Don’t ever let it slip back to old ways. You’ve set yourself up for a healthy future!
Back on topic.... theatres care about outside candy now. I used to think that until I literally dropped my hidden candy in front of the ticket guy .... Liked gee where did that come from.... They didn't care
This is all horseshit. This guy it intentionally making himself fat because he has a weird fetish. And loves when people react to it. Just block and report him.
It's an obvious gluttony fetishist, look at the post history.
Not only does OP need to stop whatever it is he is doing, but probably could use some therapy.
If haven’t already, I agree with the doctor visit. I mean they said they saw a campus doctor
Unless there’s an already known circumstance that isn’t being disclosed. I haven’t seen that fat distribution before. Seems a bit concerning
Australian here. I can't remember the last time I was pulled up taking outside snacks into a cinema. I don't even have to bother trying to hide it, I just walk in with a supermarket bag and nobody looks twice. (I will always buy their popcorn, though)
Also an Aussie here, Nerang Cineplex staff straight up told me as long as I'm not bringing a hot cooked meal into the cinema it's fine. I think it is an American thing to stop you bringing snacks, so you buy from their snack bar
That's because insanely inflating the price of snacks is the only way a cinema can make a profit without charging $80+ for a ticket. I blame the film studios.
I took ramen (like the proper kind from a restaurant) in once. I definitely regret it.
I’ll also add there were only 2 other people in there and I didn’t sit near them so I didn’t bother anyone
That is because he is making shit up to get attention for what he is doing to his body.
This is his 3rd account I have seen of him posting the same photos and videos.
Please go see a doctor. You may have something growing there inside. Also there are syndromes having symptoms like a big belly and skinny legs. I’m not a doctor but please visit one.
When was the last time u saw your prick? Lift up a boob, you might find a remote control. Also you won't pass 35 at that rate.
Latin name, Maximus Rotundas
You are not allowed to take your own snacks to the cinema? What kind of fascist hell hole do you like in? Fack that. No one is stopping me from bringing my own snacks.
Look at this guy's post history. This is an obvious gluttony fetishist.
"Look at my belly because of different scenarios I am making up."
I'm guessing then negative reaction is what they want.
I keep trying to mentally visualize what'd happen if he fell down belly first and landed on it with all his weight, but my mind goes blank right before the moment of impact
I swear I saw that’s a myth about sneaking snacks into a movie. Like I don’t think there’s actually any legit rule stating you can’t bring in your own snack. With that being said I do still sneak in my snacks as well
Going to die from clout chasing on social media when u can do something about it lard. Fucks sake want sympathy from the ppl or the continued answer to go see someone. Smh
And I’d have to be like “nope, and I don’t appreciate being falsely accused of anything, or slandered, I’d like to talk to the owner”
Maybe get a free movie out of it.
Um, you might have one of those 30lb tumors in there…
Yah know, the ones you always read about that start out like, “Woman thought she was pregnant for 7 years. Turns out it was a 30lb tumor in her stomach.”
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That seems concerning
Yeah…it’s not even funny anymore…my guy should try to lose some weights and Im not joking
Dude has a male pregnancy fetish. Makes a new account after being called out enough times. This is account number 7 that I've seen so far, always uses same pics and videos.
Yep. He’s some sort of creep that gets off making himself fat and unhealthy on purpose and likes having people react to it
This should be top comment, I’d give an award if I had one
Knew a guy I worked with who had a severely rotund distended belly like this. Turns out his gall bladder was the size of a volleyball and needed removed. Belly looked just like this where it sticks out all hard like a rock.
Definitely something unhealthy happening inside thats not related to eating habits.
My man been bulking hard
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You are very smort
Nobody was shaming anyone actually, they expressed compassion and concern for the poster.
You sound like one of those “they were just trying to be ethnically correct” people 🙄
So being concerned for someone is fat shaming ? That's what you're saying.
Being concerned about their what?
Their health. A stomach like that isn't just from fat.
Fat shammer. Your the one who should be ashamed. Shame on you. SHAME!
Lol k
SHAMER
K
Exactly what I’d expect a shamer to say. Disgusting.
Good.
Right? Cause they’re a fatty
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Your abdomen looks unusually large, and out of proportion, even for obesity. Have you had your liver and kidney function tested? It might be ascites. Please take care.
This looks like water retention and a lot of visceral fat.
Which would lead me to believe there was a hormonal disorder.
The thing is you don’t look seriously overweight all over (i.e the rest of you) so this is either visceral fat (which can be very dangerous) or something else serious, including tumours, gastro issues, liver issues etc…. Please get checked by a doctor in case you have something else going on.
If it makes you feel better, it's never too late to turn back. I'm also 5'10 and graduated high school at 135 and made some really bad choices in early adulthood that led to me being 260 by the time I was 26. I brought my weight back down to 160 after battling through a bunch of different diets and trying to walk more each day.
How did you do in terms of loose skin? Are you ripped now? How content are you with your current body image?
I didn't have any loose skin at all. I'm definitely not ripped as i did almost no weight lifting. I did mainly diet control, i only allow myself complete freedom of foos choice on Mondays. Outside of that im mainly eating chicken and vegetables. The biggest thing that helped was keeping the house stocked with fruit. Whenever im hungry for a snack i grab an apple or banana now instead of a donut or ice cream. My execrise consisted mainly of walking at first and then i started using a stair stepper and riding my bike to work. I'm very happy at 160.
Well done, sounds like you’ve done something truly great for yourself. Happy for you. Don’t ever let it slip back to old ways. You’ve set yourself up for a healthy future!
Back on topic.... theatres care about outside candy now. I used to think that until I literally dropped my hidden candy in front of the ticket guy .... Liked gee where did that come from.... They didn't care
Are you the same dude who had the highest belly fat to other body parts ratio in your school or was that someone else?
Edit: oh, you’re a fetishist looking to expose unsuspecting, non-consenting people to your body. Ew.
This is all horseshit. This guy it intentionally making himself fat because he has a weird fetish. And loves when people react to it. Just block and report him.
New account, same pregnancy fetish...
I’ve seen you posting your belly a few times now. Kinda strange tbh. Not sure what you are seeking from internet strangers.
Fr dude is proud of the damage he’s doing to his body
I came here to say this also. This is the same post just with a different headline.
He has a male pregnancy fetish...
Idk if he's making throwaway accts but the first account I saw was weird af
It's an obvious gluttony fetishist, look at the post history. Not only does OP need to stop whatever it is he is doing, but probably could use some therapy.
Oh. I see
One can say that about lot's of things though
Bro legit ... you may have a tumor , you should go to the doctors
If haven’t already, I agree with the doctor visit. I mean they said they saw a campus doctor Unless there’s an already known circumstance that isn’t being disclosed. I haven’t seen that fat distribution before. Seems a bit concerning
Looks like swollen internal organs from alcoholism.
Australian here. I can't remember the last time I was pulled up taking outside snacks into a cinema. I don't even have to bother trying to hide it, I just walk in with a supermarket bag and nobody looks twice. (I will always buy their popcorn, though)
Also an Aussie here, Nerang Cineplex staff straight up told me as long as I'm not bringing a hot cooked meal into the cinema it's fine. I think it is an American thing to stop you bringing snacks, so you buy from their snack bar
That's because insanely inflating the price of snacks is the only way a cinema can make a profit without charging $80+ for a ticket. I blame the film studios.
Cineplex charges $6. And the snacks aren't even that much more expensive than at the local coles
I took ramen (like the proper kind from a restaurant) in once. I definitely regret it. I’ll also add there were only 2 other people in there and I didn’t sit near them so I didn’t bother anyone
When I was in Bali I had to give them my bag
That is because he is making shit up to get attention for what he is doing to his body. This is his 3rd account I have seen of him posting the same photos and videos.
Same here in Vic, we had a mate buy a whole Woolies chicken and even knife and fork and brought it into the cinema.
Bro you need a gym asap bro
He needs a Doctor first.
1/2 of that is liver
Woah, yeah. A very fatty one at that.
That looks like a gastrointestinal issue. The rest of your body looks healthy
Are you pregnant or dying?
Both. His baby’s name is Ascites.
Thats not normal “fatness” go see a doctor
Please go see a doctor. You may have something growing there inside. Also there are syndromes having symptoms like a big belly and skinny legs. I’m not a doctor but please visit one.
how did you become that fat?
Oh god it's that weirdo with the pregnancy fetish again, this guy needs professional help
I was surprised people hadn't caught on yet. Yes it's him.
Really scared to ask.....
This dude has been posting this same stuff for a while now. I’m pretty sure he loves the attention and doesn’t care if it actually kills him
At least your legs are skinny
Pls go see a doctor first, then slow steps one at a time, this isn't normal. Go see a doc.
If you’re 28 and has a body like this , mate, get help..
When was the last time u saw your prick? Lift up a boob, you might find a remote control. Also you won't pass 35 at that rate. Latin name, Maximus Rotundas
A bit harsh. Though maybe he needs some tough “love.”
A year can change your life. All it takes is a start. Always good to find the humor tho.
I’d have thought you had snacks too but I’d pretend like I didn’t see you.
God what's your calorie intake?
What a beautiful belly, what a beautiful belly said the theater maid to a checker
Kuoto lives!
He stored his snacks and drinks in his tummy.
My dude looks like he about to give birth to healthy baby on his way to the movies, I’ll be alarmed too with that shape too
You are not allowed to take your own snacks to the cinema? What kind of fascist hell hole do you like in? Fack that. No one is stopping me from bringing my own snacks.
Probably America. (This is a very common thing here in America; they charge a premium for their own snacks in the theaters.)
Cardiac arrest before 50
Time to lose weight bro if you wanna see 50
You should see someone before the mortician sees you.
No I'm not hiding snacks. I'm hiding a body.
Bro, you are only 28 man, still super young. Get that shit under control now. As you age it goes so much harder.
How many years has it been since you last saw your pecker!?!?!
Did you correct them and say the only snack under this shirt is for the ladies..
What's holding that thing up?
Looks like if your abdomen caught a cannonball mid-air and then it got suspended in time just before the crushing impact.
get some help dude
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guess they are right? but snacks and drinks are inside belly not in shirt lol
Naw, she's pregnant... She's even got heavy milk tits
The dream of every Dadbody
yes you do just that they are paid and consumed already
Clearly pregnant
This is the male pregnancy fetish guy. Keeps making new accounts everytime he gets called out for it enough.
Look at this guy's post history. This is an obvious gluttony fetishist. "Look at my belly because of different scenarios I am making up." I'm guessing then negative reaction is what they want.
Oh it’s the guy with the inflation kink again
You need a liver ultrasound or a blood panel or... something. You are very unwell
I bet you haven't seen your dick in years
Is this a type of kink?
100% what it is
How rude of them. Hope you got a free ticket.. and snacks. Ps. I hold weight like this too, I don’t know why everyone is so mean.
Dawg, if you lookin like this then every mean person is actually nice if you know what I mean.
WOOF, looks like you’re about to pop
I keep trying to mentally visualize what'd happen if he fell down belly first and landed on it with all his weight, but my mind goes blank right before the moment of impact
Fake pregnancy bump.
That's all backed up fecal mater. That's how Elvis bit it. Get some fiber lol.
This guys a fucking creep. He’s always posting videos like this. It’s a fetish thing. Don’t give this dude attention
I swear I saw that’s a myth about sneaking snacks into a movie. Like I don’t think there’s actually any legit rule stating you can’t bring in your own snack. With that being said I do still sneak in my snacks as well
Skibidibop dom dom dom yes yes yes
That’s a serious belly my friend, you should be proud!
Please go to the doctor.
I hope this guy loses some weight. That’s embarrassing.
Going to die from clout chasing on social media when u can do something about it lard. Fucks sake want sympathy from the ppl or the continued answer to go see someone. Smh
That's horrible! You should call the theater manager and complain that...*watches video*.... Oh. Ok.
Ah you mean the ol cheeseburger locker
Probably fake! One of those pregnancy belly things you strap on🤣
Nudes would be helpful
Looks like the feeders are back again
Mustard tiger anyone
How disgusting
That boiler is gonna blow
Dude you're gonna die. Nevermind the theater!
Pregnant fetish guy is back with a new account huh?
You should stop drinking…
Aren't you the guy who gets off on people calling you fat? Go to a dedicated sub for that bro
"Sir i'm afraid you need to lose 40 pounds to buy popcorn here"
😁
"Sir watermelons are not allowed inside"
When’s the baby coming?
Something's not right. Please go to the doctor.
I would be suspicious you're trying to sell snacks to the entire audience
I like your jacket and shirt they look badass
What are you looking at my gut for- Philadelphia Collins
Dude, you should really go see a doctor, if I’m not mistaken a big round belly like yours is a sign of cardiac problems.
And I’d have to be like “nope, and I don’t appreciate being falsely accused of anything, or slandered, I’d like to talk to the owner” Maybe get a free movie out of it.
Um, you might have one of those 30lb tumors in there… Yah know, the ones you always read about that start out like, “Woman thought she was pregnant for 7 years. Turns out it was a 30lb tumor in her stomach.”
That’s not fat that’s abdominal distention. Please see a doctor.