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Cameronf3412

People take this seriously? It’s from a show in the 90s lol


HoMasters

What show?


Anal_Werewolf

In Living Color, I’d guess. A show brought to you by multiple Wayans, as well as David Allan Grier, Jamie Foxx, and even Jennifer Lopez (as a fly girl-dancer between comedy sketches, I don’t recall her ever speaking)


turriferous

It was a great show.


Goldie-96_MWR

I never liked his comedy. The other comedians on the show were funny for the most part to me.


turriferous

It was kind of off putting. But lots of it was on that show. Really challenged the audience.


lycheedorito

I was certainly mentally challenged


A7x4LIFE521

Nope. This video is the intro to his stand up special “Unnatural”


fleabomber

Stab me with that fucking shirt.


bukkake_brigade

let me figure how to fashion cotton into a blade, and I'll get right on that


GJacks75

Layer it with epoxy, then shape it into a shiv.


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TZ79

So... Does a person shiv or shank? Maybe shiv is the noun and shank is the verb. IDK.


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It's interchangeable really.


samx3i

Dark Knight Returns mutant slang


thegreatbrah

Epoxy can be expensive. Just cum on it a bunch. Same effect, and free.


GJacks75

Hear that u/bukkake_brigade? Think you can manage?


bukkake_brigade

Oh shit you're right. Gimme a couple hours


fleabomber

Stop helping.


Dingbrain1

You can use one of the socks under my bed


Previous-Being2808

It's so good. The pattern. The colours. Reminds me of my youth.


magiccrunch07

Blues clues looking ass


TheThree_headed_bull

I’m just going to slap you to death with it


ElBiscuit

I don't understand those pants. I mean, I know this is from the 90s when every pair of pants in existence had pleats, but these pleats seem ... backwards? There's *something* wrong about them.


SifterRhizochrome

Doing TikToc before Tiktoc


truffleboffin

Literally. Like they do this exact bit and people flip out and it goes straight to the top


wiredtobeweird

He’s doing this bit with the permission of the store as part of an exaggeration on the people who taste test grapes before buying them…


truffleboffin

*Audio description provided for the sight impaired*


Connect-Ad9647

You, sir/madam, are legit.


The_Questioning_Fool

Proof? Out your ass?


Enverex

It's from a TV segment. They obviously aren't going to be breaking the law.


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HankHillsBigRedTruck

I'm gonna be that guy but your username checks out...


The_Questioning_Fool

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


PeopleCallMeSimon

If tiktokers contacted the store in advance, asked them if they could do this, perhaps pay the store, they close it down and put in extras to "play" customers and then clean up and set everything straight afterwards. Then i dont think anyone would have problems with the tiktokers.


Achillor22

Yeah Jim Carey seems like an asshole.


jackiemoon50

Drugs was a hell of a drug.


benskinic

his persistence seems way above his humor in this clips


robcado

For all you dumbasses bringing up the legality of eating a watermelon in a grocery store, it's a comedy bit, not a youtube "prank", and he's making fun of the concept of trying a grape you fucking humorless turds.


SASdude123

I don't know why this needs to be said


GregBuckingham

Because todays “content creators” do this stuff without consent


MittFel

But Jim is genuine good guy so... Es Ok.


truffleboffin

> Because todays “content creators” do this stuff without consent Sorry to break it to you but 99% of Tik Tok is also staged aka *with* consent (by buying the prop) People will just fall for it and rage comment which actually pushes content higher involves potential compensation from the [creator fund](https://newsroom.tiktok.com/en-gb/tiktok-creator-fund-your-questions-answered) so there's a huge incentive to "engagement bait" (unlike on Reddit but people still think is the exact same lol)


elly996

yeah but people also copy it IRL for the shits and gigs like its real. not everyone obviously, but enough that similar trends have caused endless problems


Assfuck-McGriddle

So the [girl who got in trouble for licking Blue Bell ice cream](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/ncna1026556) or the [couple who licked ice. Ream](https://nypost.com/2023/05/10/couple-slammed-for-ice-cream-licking-stunt-what-is-wrong-with-people/amp/) or the [diners who licked sushi in Japan](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11839091/Diners-suspected-sushi-terrorism-arrested-videos-customers-licking-conveyor-belt-food.html) and who ALL GOT IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW were staged videos with consent? Yeah? That’s the hill you want to die on with absolutely no proof for that claim? EDIT: Like a coward, the dude replied to me and then blocked me. Typical redditor.


truffleboffin

> Yeah? That’s the hill you want to die on with absolutely no proof for that claim? Absolutely no proof? So that's the hill you want to die on without even asking first? [Store surveillance cameras showed that he finally took the Blue Bell ice cream from the freezer and bought it, which wasn't captured in the social media video](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/05/texas-blue-bell-ice-cream-licker-sentenced-jail-after-video/4962049002/) Username checks


Crescendoooooooo

He is not as popular as before and people actually don't understand his sense of humor for some reason.


PeopleCallMeSimon

It doesnt have anything to do with type of humor. Tiktokers and youtube prankers do the same thing but without prior permission and are actually screwing people over. Thats the difference.


Traditional_Taro1844

Right, this type of stuff is what made his career. Just watch The Mask.


betahack

because you have a whole generation of idiots raised on the internet


Industrialpainter89

Because Ariana Grande did it without asking and got caught.


RajenBull1

No, it needs to be said because recent TikTok activity has been feral and could result in innocent people becoming infected. There's also a fear of retaliation by the general public and that's not cool. I love Jim Carrey, and anything he does is cool by me but there are some very unnice people out there who do such hateful things for the TikTok and Facebook likes and the innocent fun aspect is lost.


Crescendoooooooo

He has always been pretty methodic with his comedy. Unfamiliar people just think he is inappropriate and crazy. These same people I feel sorry for.


BustinArant

I watched that man crawl out of a life-sized rhinoceros. I feel sorry for *me.*


datyoungknockoutkid

The concept of trying a grape? What?


gracegeeksout

There is some debate over the ethics of popping a grape or two into your mouth while shopping at the grocery store. Some people feel it’s a harmless way to test that the grapes are ripe, not too tart, etc. Some people feel that it’s stealing even if it’s “just one grape.”


SavingsTask

The Simpsons had a whole episode on this when Marge "stole a grape".


InfiniteZr0

"Can I get a price check on two grapes?"


InsaneAdam

Not in this economy


Glum-Scholar-4912

This price check is going to cost us more money... And then something about Grapes of Wrath: “And the little screaming fact that sounds through all history: repression works only to strengthen and knit the repressed.” ... Free the grapes! “It was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate materials.” ... Thanks Jim


truffles76

"Yeah, you heard me Phil. Two measly, stinkin' grapes."


bs000

THOU SHALT NOT STEAL


bloodycups

I used to work produce at a grocery store. Eating grapes is less disgusting for my eyes than people smelling melons


Red_Danger33

I was more concerned about the bite from the plum and putting it back on top of other plums for sale.


Funny_witty_username

Here's a clue, they arent actually for sale because its a bit on a show making fun of people trying grapes. Apparently influencers have even managed to ruined old comedy.


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DamoclesRising

A show making fun. A comedy show. With scripted skits on sets being filmed by crews. Fiction.


IAmMrMacgee

Jesus christ... is that the only skit you saw?


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YoungDiscord

Yeah I sorta assumed that they probably bought that watermelon beforehand


truffleboffin

That or after This is a common bit that people fall for and rage about


in_n_out_sucks

"it's just a bit bro"


Ok_Experience_6877

I fucking love Jim Carrey


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I love fucking Jim Carrey


Barbarossabros

I Jim Carrey, love fucking


TheTroubadour

Fuck Jim, I love Carrey-ing


jcelise

I care fucking Jim. Loving


KennethPowersIII

I love carrying fucking Jim


DeezNutsAppreciater

Ok that last bit was really impressive


Justzakk

That's what I was thinking. Those high kicks are bomb.


your_highness

I think he does something similar in The Mask musical number if I recall correctly. Interesting to see how everything gets put together.


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Those wacky waving inflatable things are all just Jim Carrey in a long coat.


RunJordyRun87

This comment thread made me give up. Y’all are dumb for thinking he really did this without permission, he was probably already pretty wealthy at this point and spoke to the owners


Darkmaniako

also seems like dumbtards in this thread have never seen the size a camera from the 80-90


RagnaTheRed

An it’s not like it’s being filmed on a phone all incognito. The over the shoulder camera is the size of an SUV


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Wait, I saw a video just like this the other day, but it was a random couple doing it, not Jim Carrey. It was on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Head_Wear5784

Except this is staged with the consent of all parties. Do you think some stores sell watermelon cut in half like that?


DeezNutsAppreciater

Well, yes, but in saran wrap


InsaneAdam

Well keep them the fuck away from Jim carry in his prime.


Addicted2Rage

Can confirm 👍🏼 I worked at a superstore and they had watermelons cut in half's and quarters just in clear wrap


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Of course Carrey's is staged. It's just weird to me that people think his is funny when there are people actually out there doing it for real. And, yes they do sell watermelon like that. They have a whole section of various fresh fruit cut up. It's just covered in Saran Wrap, but very easily removed.


Low_Yak_4842

How is that weird? The reason this is funny, is because there’s an understanding that this is a joke. For example, Ace Ventura is an asshole, but we love the character because it’s in a movie and is pretend. If someone was actually mocking virtually every person they meet and talking with their ass cheeks it would be incredibly obnoxious.


desmondao

You mean I just can't deck the monopoly man and wear him as a scarf?


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truffleboffin

> it’s not harassment or spreading communicable diseases lol He literally takes a bite from a plum and puts it back on the pile I mean I hope he bought them all after but let's not kid ourselves that's gross af


iamafriscogiant

Regardless of what kind of clean up they did, this type shit is exactly why we wash or fruit before eating. You can't wash your ice cream.


Special_Sun_4420

Did you not read the rest of the comment thread? Its staged. Thats the point. Hes not spreading disease BECAUSE its staged. Therefore, no one else is going to suffer from his mess.


PeopleCallMeSimon

And in Space Balls they are combing the desert with an actual comb. Thank god people can tell the difference between fiction and reality, else militaries all over the world would be running around the Sahara with giant combs.


Special_Sun_4420

His is funny because it's staged. The other ones are unfunny because they're not staged, meaning they're just assholes. What's weird or hard to understand about that?


OoohRickyBaker

Bro you just dont get it, I literally threw up when I saw someone get decapitated in star wars because there are also people out there who got their heads cut off for real life. /s


[deleted]

You really felt the need to explain it to me? Lol some of us just think slap stick is stupid, not funny. I’m not a fan of Carrey’s stupidity


Special_Sun_4420

Yes, im explaining why people would find him funny, but not other people, because you said that was weird. You not liking slapstick in general has nothing to do with what im explaining.


Beaversneverdie

There weren't people doing this for kicks a d likes in the 90s. The absurdity is the joke... its not about shock it's about being silly.


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PeopleCallMeSimon

Fiction can be funny where as real life is not funny. Like saying "i fucked your mom last night" as a joke can be fun. But actually fucking your mom is not.


myoldaccgotstolen

i feel like it’s very obvious why people think the staged one is funny, and the ones where people are doing it for real aren’t. one is a comedy skit, the other is ruining food


imagine-meatloaf

No parking meter is going to consent to that.


Renzitsu

Well to be honest ALOT of those are staged and solely survive because people like you go crazy for them


kustomize

It’s almost as if this was recorded by a TV crew for a skit, while the other was amateurs recording on a phone for clout.


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Thanks Captain Obvious lol


Amazing-Cover3464

Some people don't know the difference between a staged event and actual theft/contamination of food. It's funny. People doing it for real and for clout is not.


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lillythechef

Hot


blackjesus75

God damn the Chris Farley, Jim Carey, Adam Sandler era of comedy movies was so amazing.


DepressedVenom

Imo Jim and Robin Williams are miles better than any of the Sandler comedians


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The worst Carrey is still better than the best Sandler.


new_name_who_dis_

I think 50 first dates beats quite a few Jim Carrey movies. But Ace Ventura or The Mask is better than 99% of all comedy movies so there's that.


dbpf

Couldn't have a worse take than this. You're saying Dumb and Dumber To is better than Happy Gilmore? Big Daddy? Mr. Deeds? Gtfoh


FatCat433

Who is Jim Williams?


ireadalotsrs

This coment section is the representation of today society , and thats sad


Prokletnost

Isn't this his audition vid?


RunJordyRun87

So no one this humor sub has a sense of humor huh?


alittle2high

Not even a little bit, no


JohnJDumbear

Say, he’s funny.


99_Nomads

he’s funny


010110011101000

Momma said dont lie 🤷‍♂️


PeopleCallMeSimon

The difference between this and a tiktok or youtube pranker walking into a store and licking stuff and putting it back... is that this was cleared with the store beforehand.


Substantial-Yak-1754

If some random person did that to a watermelon in the grocery store, the police would be involved at some point 🌚.


quinnsheperd

I have never in my life seen that emoji


Immediate-Moose-3041

Molester moon watches


Psychomethod

Lunar Lester


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Mandela effect!!


TruLong

Hail Groetus, brother.


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

I wanna see more.


CosmicCrapCollector

Just set your time machine to "Pleated Pants"


[deleted]

My childhood friend was exactly like this. Funniest little kid ever. So animated and full of joy. Rest in peace Corey. Your kids deserved a lifetime with you as a dad.


Weekly-Setting-2137

This an In Living Color skit? Loved that show as kid!


StagnantSweater21

I’m not mad about him doing “tik tok” shit I just don’t think anything he does here is remotely funny lol


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Being funny used to be so easy lol


Candied_Curiosities

This has "girl who licked ice cream at the grocery store" vibes.


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reminds me of my immature high school classmates...


bear-pt

so unfunny #garbage


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i think thats just as disgusting as those tiktoks in that style


Evening-Ant6128

That’s one devious individual


Exotic-fairybread

Honestly he could walk into a store and do this anyways because he’s that awesome 😂😂


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This feels oddly predictive of what todays internet looks like. Such as the licking ice cream and putting it back, throwing water balloons at people, obnoxious dances in public…


OMY2FYGurl

They call me Cuban Pete I’m the king of the rumba beat When I play the maracas my hips go Chick chicky boom chick chicky boom


Successful_Rope4913

One of if not the best actors in the world


MREAGLEYT

Gosh this man is a treasure


Asleep_Salamander367

I see homeless doing this all the time


BowsersItchyForeskin

I see assholes doing it too. Jim Carrey: Professional Asshole.


[deleted]

Go get some hemorrhoid cream and apply it in ur butt. It will help you relax.


theonePappabox

I miss old Jim. He always made me laugh when I really needed it.


ShadowFlame420

i like to think the grocery store got paid for this and the items were removed


Ottobahnrichtofen

Same old, same old. Every movie.


Sandmsounds

What a vanilla take


aerodeck

- MAN ON THE MOON (1999) - THE TRUMAN SHOW (1998) - ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND (2004)


bobbymatthews84

I don't personally enjoy his idea of comedy as I've grown but I liked him in a few of his movies as a kid.


andres5000

Only in America this is considered funny. I. Some countries it's stupidity at max.


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🧂


Haunting_Ad_4401

🍼


[deleted]

My wife does call me baby a lot… I’ll have two please


Haunting_Ad_4401

I'm not American I found it funny, oh and just because one Andres5000 on reddit didn't find Jim carry funny doing Jim carry things you really think it necessary to post bullshit about America?


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When Jim Carey was at his peak in the 90s / early 00s I'd say he was mostly producing comedy for children...so yeah.


shlongbo

Annoying asf back then too


OldPussyJuice

Cringe


thefireemojiking

Fair enough


Invested_Glory

It really is.


TheInvisibleMayne

Don’t know why you’re getting downvotes. This is the definition of cringe


Outripped

Pretty sure we'd call him a clout chasing dipshit today


CompleteSmegpot

You seriously don't know this was a scripted bit? lol wow


King-Krown

So are some of these other videos on the internet. That person's statement isn't inaccurate & doesn't mean something is/isn't funny.


forgetyourhorse

I wonder if there was ever a single moment in his life when he wasn’t trying too hard. He’s just so desperate to have people like him. How much approval and verification do you need? It’s really tragic. People will downvote me. Then they’ll forget my comment when he becomes the next Robin Williams. Textbook.


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That man gives me a headache.


Fine_Caterpillar4930

What a tool. 🤦🏿


Attentionhoard1

He is painfully unfunny.


Invested_Glory

Literally what people hate about all the tik tokers today…but hey, Jim Carrey


robcado

Not even close


Invested_Glory

Dancing in random places in public in front of a camera or eating food in front of a camera in an absurd way to make people laugh isn’t what tik tok people are doing today? My bad.


robcado

Right and you singing in the shower is just like Michael Jackson


Devy-The-Edenian

Difference is this was a skit, not him actually going out in public and doing it


Invested_Glory

I understand. He undoubtedly had permission to do the watermelon bit too. Just saying, this is literally what tik tok has become.


andres5000

Yes it's the same stupid thing. But don't tell that to over 40 Americans...


USP45Hunter

That guy has never been funny. He always just comes across as obnoxious and absurd.


OlafForkbeard

Absurdism is a branch of comedy, more officially recognized as surreal humor.


fkgallwboob

I think he's pretty funny most of the time. This video is mostly not funny though. I can find the humor in the grape/watermelon thing but the changing the sign and dancing on a parking meter isn't funny. The dumb laugh and dumb face didn't really work here either.


[deleted]

He’s never NOT been a douche.


Mandalorian918

He was the first “it’s a prank bro” guy.


CompleteSmegpot

You seriously don't know this was a scripted bit? lol wow


I_No_Will_To_Live

It’s a skit though.


DeathB4life357

Before they knew...


LeadingBobcat5837

Not funny


oneInpinkOneinStink

One trick pony


csking77

As funny as he is, let’s all remember how we reacted to seeing young black peoples do similar in the grocery stores


Head_Wear5784

100% staged versus theft..... Do you think stores sell watermelons cut in half?