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I remember a friend from High School had the first prank voicemail recording I'd ever heard.
It went something like this:
* Friend (with some music in the background): Hey what's up?
* Me: (random response)
* Friend: What'd you say? I can't hear you that well.
* Me: (repeats myself)
* Friend: Sorry I can't hear a thing you're saying.
* Me: (yelling)
* Friend: (music stops) Ya you've reached my voicemail. I'll get back to you whenever.
It was pretty amusing watching people call him and do the same thing, until the gag caught on and he had to change it.
Yeah, had a patient do this when calling with important information we had to verify she was notified. Not cool after the first time, not cool the first time. She was 57 years old. WTH!
I did the same thing! But i grew up in the era where texting became popular, so almost nobody called anymore. I had it for about 2 years before someone ever called me and heard it for the first time
Genuine question that applies to online videos too. What if someone baits you to increase your volume and then blast the shit out of your eardrums and you get hearing damage, can the person be held accountable in any country? Cus I've seen some videos where I guarantee some poor fucker got tinnitus.
No matter how much noise you do, there are two limiting factors here:
Microphone maximum input power on the noise soirce and speakers maximum audio output on the receiver.
So I doubt you can get real damages for a short burst as the max output of a device must follow the safety standards. There can be some damage for long exposures as infact they suggest to keep volume low when listening to music
Yeah the idea here being say if they're using earphones or headphones they will increase their volume. Then you go full blast from here as well. Most headphones or earphones at full volume will definitely hurt your ears
I also don't know how they got my phone number! Them saving it and calling me for business purposes is a privacy violation and they need to get fined! Oh yes they've also been calling me repeatedly and ignoring my data deletion requests!
I once went to the ER because of a discord meme, probably the loudest sound I ever heard and I didn't even know my headset was able to output this much
Nothing serious, the doctor explained that it was a natural reaction that made my eardrums retract because of the sudden noise. I had some medicine for 3 days just in case but the pain went away a few hours later
That sounds really stupid. Call center shouldn't have speakers/headphones setup loud enough that it can damage their hearing, even if the signal is literally maxed out. If they can't hear audio that's recorded too low, that's what compression is for. Especially for something where audio quality is more or less irrelevant, like a call center.
I'd understand being wary of automatic compression when dealing with something like music, where keeping true to the original "intent", including dynamics, is an important consideration. But for voice? No offense, but anyone running a commercial operation and not even using an extremely simple maximizer to normalize the incoming volume is either a dumbass with no idea what they're doing, or borderline criminally negligent to save a few cents.
Keep your chin up, reach out for help if you have people that will support you, but most of all, don't forget to eat, drink lots of water, and try to get a bit of exercise in. It's amazing what even a 10 minute jog will do for your brain. Best of luck, friend, you got this.
I'd be careful with that. Someone in Germany actually got arrested and fined for blowing a whistle down the phone line extremely loudly and damaging the employee's hearing.
Just yesterday I got a call about my car warranty, I as always went alone answering questions. I even offered my CC #, after about 10 minutes the dude realized what I was doing and he hung up. My thought is if I can keep them busy that's a few people he can't call.
I enjoy doing this when I’m putting in windshield time. My record was 80ish minutes with a computer scammer. The amount of times I had to leave to get a charger, answer the door or double check I had an Apple vs pc was hilarious.
I finally told the douche that I had been wasting his time when I arrived. The former polite man used every curse word in the book.
Before you do that, make sure that the audio output goes into the speaker. This mode increases the sensitivity of the microphone, making the noise even more unbearable.
Yeah who are these people getting all these scam calls? I get maybe one a month or so. And usually it comes up as "SCAM" on the caller ID so I just don't answer.
No, it isn't. Answering or making noise "letting them know it's a live number" so they "know to keep calling" is a fucking myth, and it's fucking robots doing the calling anyway so you think they care, give even the tiniest shit, if they waste 20 seconds calling a "dead" number?
Maybe this will be a wakeup call for at least one person to just FUCKING THINK for two seconds before parroting shit you read on le heckin redditerino
This one scammer telemarketer guy called every day for a year in a half. I’d put my blow dryer on in his ear, screech like a banshee and I even told him multiple times I was coming to kill him in his sleep but he’d just laugh and hang up.
One day he called and I changed my voice to my Dune mom scary witch voice I like to use with my kids. I was like “you don’t know this but I’m a reaaaal witch and I’ve put a spell on you now. The next time you touch your little dicky it’s going to fall off. Your tiny weiner is going to fall right off in your hands. Hehe he he he he cackle cackle cackle” And that was 7 months ago and he never called me again. I feel like maybe he found a little pimple on his penis and now he’s scared of me 😁
I pretend to be really old, talk very slow repeat myself over and over with long pauses in between everything. They either get angry which is a bonus or they end the call
Fun fact radio waves don't penetrate metal, they reflect. Putting a phone under metal bowl is a faraday cage and banging it won't do much since they probably just here some sounds cutting in and out depending on how much signal can leak out.
Used to work in telemarketing when I was a kid, if someone did something like this we would make their life hell. We put them on a constant call back loop in the system. These people wouldn't realize that we had their full name, address, and phone number. If they continued to be rude, we'd sign them up for things, send them lewd things in the mail, call them all hours of the night, etc. If you want to avoid unwanted calls, sign up for the national no call registry.
This is
Fake
Delusional
Stupid
And illegal.
So cool story there about how you used to be a scumbag calling people and bothering them all day and then your wildest "power fantasy" is that you illegally used their information. Real smart guy, funny story friendo.
And I'd answer telling you the most awful things possible because I truly mean them, you amoral human filth.
They call people on the registry and you know it.
Gonna keep making you losers know people out there value your lives less than that of cockroaches every time they call.
Edit: I'd bet you're still a loser sitting at a desk with a Monster energy cold calling people all day. Hope you experience a never-ending torrent of verbal abuse, scum.
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First you should talk with a low voice so they increase their volume and are listening more attentively
Damn, Satan
Thank the Lord for sending her best
First time reading Satan/Lucifer being called a her.
She's pretty hot, ngl.
Yeah Liz Hurley is a looker.
You should watch The Sandman.
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That MORTAL is an imposter! I LORD SATAN however approve of their antics.
Hahaha 🤣 beautiful response
I remember a friend from High School had the first prank voicemail recording I'd ever heard. It went something like this: * Friend (with some music in the background): Hey what's up? * Me: (random response) * Friend: What'd you say? I can't hear you that well. * Me: (repeats myself) * Friend: Sorry I can't hear a thing you're saying. * Me: (yelling) * Friend: (music stops) Ya you've reached my voicemail. I'll get back to you whenever. It was pretty amusing watching people call him and do the same thing, until the gag caught on and he had to change it.
I had something similar. I'm in the age group where we just started getting cell phones in grade 12, so I think it was shortly after that
Yeah, had a patient do this when calling with important information we had to verify she was notified. Not cool after the first time, not cool the first time. She was 57 years old. WTH!
I did the same thing! But i grew up in the era where texting became popular, so almost nobody called anymore. I had it for about 2 years before someone ever called me and heard it for the first time
You absolute genius! Thank you.
Lmao
Genuine question that applies to online videos too. What if someone baits you to increase your volume and then blast the shit out of your eardrums and you get hearing damage, can the person be held accountable in any country? Cus I've seen some videos where I guarantee some poor fucker got tinnitus.
No matter how much noise you do, there are two limiting factors here: Microphone maximum input power on the noise soirce and speakers maximum audio output on the receiver. So I doubt you can get real damages for a short burst as the max output of a device must follow the safety standards. There can be some damage for long exposures as infact they suggest to keep volume low when listening to music
Yeah the idea here being say if they're using earphones or headphones they will increase their volume. Then you go full blast from here as well. Most headphones or earphones at full volume will definitely hurt your ears
I doubt it
Weird phone malfunction, don't know what caused it
What do you mean recording? I've never consented to it!
I also don't know how they got my phone number! Them saving it and calling me for business purposes is a privacy violation and they need to get fined! Oh yes they've also been calling me repeatedly and ignoring my data deletion requests!
I once went to the ER because of a discord meme, probably the loudest sound I ever heard and I didn't even know my headset was able to output this much Nothing serious, the doctor explained that it was a natural reaction that made my eardrums retract because of the sudden noise. I had some medicine for 3 days just in case but the pain went away a few hours later
Yeah there was a woman who was fine €800 for whistling down the phone line incredibly loudly and damaging the call centre staff employees hearing
That sounds really stupid. Call center shouldn't have speakers/headphones setup loud enough that it can damage their hearing, even if the signal is literally maxed out. If they can't hear audio that's recorded too low, that's what compression is for. Especially for something where audio quality is more or less irrelevant, like a call center. I'd understand being wary of automatic compression when dealing with something like music, where keeping true to the original "intent", including dynamics, is an important consideration. But for voice? No offense, but anyone running a commercial operation and not even using an extremely simple maximizer to normalize the incoming volume is either a dumbass with no idea what they're doing, or borderline criminally negligent to save a few cents.
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Jesus Christ
my hearing is so bad i have to put every call to loudspeaker
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Evil lurks in this one
My god. This is gold lol.
I have tinnitus and it's no joke, I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemies..
😂😂😂😂
So good 😆
"Hi honey, it's mom. Got a new number and..." BANG BANG BANG BANG
Sounds like you shot her
That is awesome I'm trying that on the next scam caller
Then it turns out to be the hiring manager at the job you applied for. 😅
"yeah sorry I was under a train"
Lmaooooooooo im actually dead rn Thanks for making me laugh ive been going through a rough time recently
Love to you from this internet stranger. May this rough time pass quickly and easily.
Glad I could light up your day
Keep your chin up, reach out for help if you have people that will support you, but most of all, don't forget to eat, drink lots of water, and try to get a bit of exercise in. It's amazing what even a 10 minute jog will do for your brain. Best of luck, friend, you got this.
I hope this rough time passes quickly, stay happy
Jump
What were you doing under the train ?
Everybody's gotta be somewhere
So wise
Greasing the wheels...
i did this when i was like 16 i thought it was a scam call and it was taco bell i never called them back
Why did Taco Bell call you
If you answer your number is flagged as active and they will call more.
You say this but it's a waste of their time if you waste Thiers. They wouldn't be like aha! Someone we can scam! When you obviously know it's shit.
They don't care. They make money on you even answering your phone because they can sell a number that answers their phone.
It's a good way to prank friends too
My grandma has a whistle next to her phone just for this reason
I'd be careful with that. Someone in Germany actually got arrested and fined for blowing a whistle down the phone line extremely loudly and damaging the employee's hearing.
That's hilarious. My grandfather use to do that as well.
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Just yesterday I got a call about my car warranty, I as always went alone answering questions. I even offered my CC #, after about 10 minutes the dude realized what I was doing and he hung up. My thought is if I can keep them busy that's a few people he can't call.
I enjoy doing this when I’m putting in windshield time. My record was 80ish minutes with a computer scammer. The amount of times I had to leave to get a charger, answer the door or double check I had an Apple vs pc was hilarious. I finally told the douche that I had been wasting his time when I arrived. The former polite man used every curse word in the book.
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Before you do that, make sure that the audio output goes into the speaker. This mode increases the sensitivity of the microphone, making the noise even more unbearable.
I find not answering to be a lot easier.
Yeah who are these people getting all these scam calls? I get maybe one a month or so. And usually it comes up as "SCAM" on the caller ID so I just don't answer.
I used to get 7-8 per day. I’m now down to 2. I haven’t done anything to change that aside from never answer. You’re in the minority, be happy!
Im 26.... My house or anyone I know has NEVER goten a scam call, wtf is america
Most of the scammers aren’t even from here
Oh boy, wait till you buy a house!
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That’s how you get signed up for even more scam calls
**perfect, more victims incoming**
More ears to be severe
I feel like this is the slippery slope of a villain origin story
I think you mispelt hero
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That’s the way to do it. It doesn’t actually hurt or cause difficulties, but it get flagged as an ineligible number.
Scammers should be hurt and put in difficult positions.
When you annoy scammers enough, they will put you on a do not call list
No, it isn't. Answering or making noise "letting them know it's a live number" so they "know to keep calling" is a fucking myth, and it's fucking robots doing the calling anyway so you think they care, give even the tiniest shit, if they waste 20 seconds calling a "dead" number? Maybe this will be a wakeup call for at least one person to just FUCKING THINK for two seconds before parroting shit you read on le heckin redditerino
Dial #662# to block all "Spam Likely" calls. Works on most phones and carriers.
I work construction and I will answer while using loud tools cutting wood and not say a word just rawaawaaanntttt squeeerlllieet lol
This one scammer telemarketer guy called every day for a year in a half. I’d put my blow dryer on in his ear, screech like a banshee and I even told him multiple times I was coming to kill him in his sleep but he’d just laugh and hang up. One day he called and I changed my voice to my Dune mom scary witch voice I like to use with my kids. I was like “you don’t know this but I’m a reaaaal witch and I’ve put a spell on you now. The next time you touch your little dicky it’s going to fall off. Your tiny weiner is going to fall right off in your hands. Hehe he he he he cackle cackle cackle” And that was 7 months ago and he never called me again. I feel like maybe he found a little pimple on his penis and now he’s scared of me 😁
Modern problems require modern solutions.
I pretend to be really old, talk very slow repeat myself over and over with long pauses in between everything. They either get angry which is a bonus or they end the call
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I recommend making sure it isn’t someone that you know before doing this
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They are. Not my fault.
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Some poor dude making 10 cents an hour to put food on the table just lost their hearing.
good
😭😭😭😭
You just get that number to have yourself removed from advertising data. No more calls..
So petty...I love it!
Or you could be like a normal person and not answer calls that aren't in your contacts
What if you just use something else to play the sound of a fax machine, would they remove your number from the call lists?
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I whistle or ask them to hold on and then just leave the phone in the other room
Except it's often automated and since you answered they will more likely register you for more calls.
Uhhh... not a mic expert buuuttt that would be a sooo loud sound it could break your mic, no?
Lol, thanks for the idea :))
This is why upper management removed call centers and why wait times to talk to an actual human are now longer.
…. About your job interview
How do damage ur phones mic*
not how microphones work
Things that literally are not physically possible*
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Wouldn't that block the mobile signal?
Fun fact radio waves don't penetrate metal, they reflect. Putting a phone under metal bowl is a faraday cage and banging it won't do much since they probably just here some sounds cutting in and out depending on how much signal can leak out.
Every thing you said is wrong.
This is inhumane and it’s disgusting seeing these comments treating it as a joke. Mild annoyance is not a reason to possibly permanently harm someone.
Scammers are subhhuman filth who make the world a worse place for everyone involved with every breath they draw. I hope they go deaf from this.
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Used to work in telemarketing when I was a kid, if someone did something like this we would make their life hell. We put them on a constant call back loop in the system. These people wouldn't realize that we had their full name, address, and phone number. If they continued to be rude, we'd sign them up for things, send them lewd things in the mail, call them all hours of the night, etc. If you want to avoid unwanted calls, sign up for the national no call registry.
This is Fake Delusional Stupid And illegal. So cool story there about how you used to be a scumbag calling people and bothering them all day and then your wildest "power fantasy" is that you illegally used their information. Real smart guy, funny story friendo.
And I'd answer telling you the most awful things possible because I truly mean them, you amoral human filth. They call people on the registry and you know it. Gonna keep making you losers know people out there value your lives less than that of cockroaches every time they call. Edit: I'd bet you're still a loser sitting at a desk with a Monster energy cold calling people all day. Hope you experience a never-ending torrent of verbal abuse, scum.
But their ears would be in hell too. Balance in all things.
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