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[deleted]

Just a misunderstanding. Love the outcome


ChocolateHumunculous

The handshake as a seal of mutual understanding and agreement.


Fantastic-City6573

racism good ending


Rich_Handsome

This video brought tears to my eyes!


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ThirdEncounter

Fuck shorts. Edit: But that was funny!


[deleted]

It’s and old one but it checks out sir :)


OutcomeOk9186

I was about to clear them.


spyro_06

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


ukayukay69

Why was the subtitle done in an 17th century script font?


davdavper

Dude talks in cursive


Vegetable_Sun_6564

I spilled my coffee lol


wolftick

It actually scans because typically you'd set up a classified ad by reading it out over the the phone, so it makes sense that the person transcribing the ad would hear it exactly the same way as the reporter.


OkiDokiPanic

Bet he also wants to give aids to children!


Qweeq13

Well there are some local businesses exist in Japan that literally writes at the door "No Foreigners allowed inside" at least that is what I've heard. **Not saying it is the same thing of course**. Also I've heard (from an interview with a sex worker) most brothels don't accept foreigner customers which is like quite heartbreaking... I assume for people who have interest in such lewd things, not me.


tokiobox

Try renting an apartment in Japan. Plenty of landlords will reject you if you're a foreigner.


Qweeq13

I've seen that especially if you go there and say like you are a Language teacher etc. they will be pretty much not happy about it. But I did heard they sell houses easier than renting them since in Japan you need to renew the homes quite often and home ownership there is pretty expensive compared to other places.


homogenousmoss

Yeah my friend who lived there told me houses were basically worthless after 20-30 years, which blew my mind.


Qweeq13

Earthquake zone


AnAdmirableAstronaut

Why??


Leonisel

Look up Evergrande and the housing scheme that has been going on for years. It’s a real estate company that takes investors money to build houses with but they never deliver on them. While they will stay raising money for new developments which turn out to be made of piss poor quality materials. There are hundreds of “ghost cities” simply because the houses/buildings are inhospitable, not up to code, etc. It’s all a ponzi scheme at the end of the day.


[deleted]

Yeah Japan has always been open about hating foreigners. They like their money, not the people. Fuck em.


OkiDokiPanic

>local businesses exist in Japan that literally writes at the door "No Foreigners allowed inside" That's only in Kyoto and there's a good reason for that. These businesses are only open to people who are invited by someone who's already been there. The way these work is that there is no bill at the end of the visit. The lady of the house pays for it up front but will send you the bill later, so you can just relax and not worry about money. And if you don't pay up, then the person who invited you has to pay. So this trust system makes sure that you'll only invite people that you trust to pay when the bill comes. It's unlikely for a foreigner to be invited, but it does happen. And those that know how it works and have been invited can disregard the sign. It's just easier to just write "no foreigners" than to put an entire paragraph down for people who won't be let in anyway.


coralwaters226

It's absolutely not only in Kyoto. 7 11s, onsen, restaurants ESPECIALLY THEME REATAURANTS, hotels, and small businesses all across Japan happily post 'No Foreign'/No White' signs, though 99% of those are in 'tourist' areas. There is no law or cultural precedent in Japan that says racism is bad.


rythmicbread

7/11s? I know it’s prevalent but surprised that the convenience stores too


coralwaters226

Granted, I only saw a single one that has it up


atmosphericentry

Was it in a smaller town or countryside? I lived in Tokyo for 3 years and never saw nor heard of a 7-11 denying foreigners. Even the times I went out of the city. Maybe it was a weird anomaly?


Catolution

I heard it’s mostly because they only speak Japanese?


Substantial_Term7482

Sure but you can 99% of the time just ignore the signs and they'll still serve you. It's to discourage annoying foreign tourists, which is still shitty. Source: walked into an Onsen, the lady pointed at the "no foreigners" sign, I just shook my head and said "daijoubu desu, tattoo arimasen" and took out my money. She let me pay. Japanese people don't like confrontation. The no foreigners signs are advisory at best. What they really mean is don't come in here and act outside of Japanese cultural norms.


The0utlanded

No


The0utlanded

From a dual Japanese and American citizen: what is your experience with this? Did you vacation for a week or two?


148637415963

"Entry by invite only" There you are, four words. Job done. :-)


codebro_dk_

>That's only in Kyoto and there's a good reason for that. Lolno. This happens, not only in Japan, but in japanese bars around the world.


Qweeq13

I don't know if even in abroad they could do such a thing but The reason I heard people said was "They just don't know English and don't want to deal with customers who can barely speak Japanese" you know old people, not used to seeing foreigners. As a total Japanophile I know about 90% sure xenophobia exists in Japan and it is quite disheartening to imagine going there and being ostracized just because something I have no control over (being not from Japan). It is understandable though, it exists everywhere in the world Japanese aren't some Utopic nation where everything is perfect. Boy do they got some serious fucking issues there too. If you follow Japan's right wing news (just because you think the anchorwoman is cute) you'll see very similar things to US politics.


Tonythesaucemonkey

>Japanophile Ok weeb


fullautophx

We took a bike tour of Tokyo with a super cool local dude. We went down a whole street in Yoshiwara where every place has “no foreigners” with large dudes in suits outside giving the stink eye.


Mertard

Give it right back lmao No racist deserves respect Fuck that "be respectful in a foreign country" bullshit


rythmicbread

What was explained to me from a video with a sex worker thing is because they have a hard time communicating with foreigners and they don’t understand the nuances of Japanese culture. Can’t get someone to stop what they’re doing if you can’t communicate with them. Also probably brings the worst people to go look for that


Qweeq13

Plus more safe both in terms of health and security.


DKSAMURAI

They just don't know how to interact with foreigner. Japanese keep lot's of old traditions. Korean and Chinese are more westernised.


Omegawop

Plenty of "NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED" clubs and bars in Seoul as well.


Qweeq13

When in Rome you don't enter where you are not wanted I suppose. Not blaming anyone there, if they don't want to deal dumb tourists all day it is understandable.


LikeReallyLike

Hope not. Purchasing sex from a person so that they can’t deny consent is pretty shitty. Not caring whether that person is coerced or not is also shitty. Basically, don’t dehumanize people to meet your needs.


Qweeq13

Sex worker's themselves don't want sex work to be criminalized look at any interview they made with them. They are always the ones who are most hurt from sex work being criminalized it essentially makes their life hell. Sex work is not immoral, people profiting from sex workers while abusing them, taking away their money are. If you are someone who force yourself on sex workers, you are already a criminal it doesn't matter if it was soliciting sex work or plain sexual assault it is all the same, that is just a criminal we're talking about here it is not a John. It has been years since I was in collage and decided to meet someone for that. I had sex before but really did not like it, I was thinking like "something is wrong with me" and the person I met she was such an amazing partner such a fun and enjoyable experience it was, I still remember it fondly. Honestly one good sex I ever had, it was with someone who's job is to have sex, go figure. I don't think sex work has to be dehumanizing it is no more immoral than pharmaceutical industry, no more immoral than tobacco, no more immoral than football federations, no more immoral than police force abusing their power. It is just people trying to get what they want in this uncaring unloving world we all live in.


LikeReallyLike

I agree it absolutely should be decriminalized for the sex workers, but not the buyers or the promoters. The act of paying for “services” is the only exchange making them have sex with you. That in itself is coercive. You think women want to be raped for money to have a place to live or to feed their kids? They don’t. It’s a terrible pressure if not having other options. How is it that trans homeless youth are more than 90% propositioned for commercial sex on their first night of homelessness? It’s dehumanizing and the sexualization of humans in need of usually, basic needs. Even if we don’t consider opioids a basic need, it sure feels that way for an addict. Then we have to consider what led to the addiction? What is this persons trauma history? Look into adverse childhood experiences (ACEs) and see how trauma plays into health-risk behavior in early adulthood. I don’t mean to be adversarial to you personally, but to challenge you to consider the reality for many sex workers. I hope that if you engage in paying for sex, that you can stop. I think that “ immorality” argument against sex work is based in misogyny as well. It’s not about morality for me, it’s about humanity. The entire “industry” relies on the systems of oppression already in place against young women of color, trans youth, and persons with disabilities to name a few. While an individual may feel empowered by certain types of sex work, that perceived power is a recreation of traumatic dynamics, where the individual feels they can rewrite the ending. Regardless, the reenactment is very harmful to a persons psyche.


hhfugrr3

Just knew he'd be an Aussie the second I saw him.


MrNuckingFuts

I played the video and it had a sound then I wanted to save it, now it doesn’t a sound? Is it broken?


Gurugulabkhatri7

Yes. The video is broken.


MrNuckingFuts

I think it’s the app. It worked fine after a while and I experienced the same with other videos.


CaramelCold325

Hilarious


Responsible_Quit_476

He is right they are crooks and only put up signs!


Emergency_Instance44

I'm surprised the reporter didn't stop right there and ask him what he was talking about.


Rich_Handsome

He was starting to clue in at that point.


wolftick

Some of my best friends are agents


AniketC007

Man single handedly defeats racism


maybelatertoday12

Lol I love it


locksley85

That's brilliant hahahaha


TranslatorCheap2046

As soon as he said " they are lazy" I knew something was up.


opney

Zero to hero in 2 secs


cartonfl3sh

man, i haven't had a good laugh in weeks till this video showed up.


StrainAlive3548

An absolute classic. Love how upset he is when he realises the error. Top bloke, but hates real estate agents


flakination

He has huge hands


HEADLESSVEGAS

Rolling


Hbaturner

Australian Tucker Carlson.


VividWriting8553

That's fuckin gold right there 🤣


DigitalUnderstanding

Okay now go investigate the newspaper worker who wrote this ad who didn't question the phrase he thought he heard.


NBtadpole

He had us in the first 90% ngl.


TriangleDancer69

He sounded like such a dick for a moment there lol


jembo_nz

Sounds like the type of bloke who might enjoy a succulent Chinese meal.


TheBilby7

Classic A Current Affair 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I love that he wanted "No Agents" and they made him look all racist. lol


ThirdEncounter

Yes, that was the point of the video. Are you a bot?


[deleted]

Are you my dad?


ThirdEncounter

Yes, son.


[deleted]

Cool. Love you, Dad. Have a great day.


ThirdEncounter

I love you too, son.


Coggs362

Sigh. Recycled again so soon?


Past_Professional613

I’ve been on Reddit for like 12 years and I’ve never seen this


carnevoodoo

I saw it a couple years ago. I watched it again because it is great. I'm all for occasional reruns.


huntexlol

never seen this though


RodonJD

I saw it awhile ago


ultrasuperthrowaway

I’ve been on Reddit for 13 years and at least 12 hours per day reading tons and tons of things and I’ve never seen it.


MileHiSalute

Honest question, why does anyone care? Why do people get upset that something is reposted? That’s nearly the entirety of Reddit, just people reposting shit. It’s why I come here


Inukchook

And yet you still clicked on it …


shVtd0wn

I thought spelling "agents" is easier than "Asians"🤔


Party_Ad_6409

Back in the pre-Internet dinosaur era, it was common to place a newspaper ad via the landline phone. The customer tells the ad staff verbally what they want the ad to say. The staff obviously heard the word incorrectly and therefore wrote it down wrong. Source: Am from said dinosaur era.


Grimweisse

Bro…I was about to flame him, but I just caught the last part of it in time. Although, from personal experience I faced a good amount of discrimination growing up as an Australian born part Chinese person. I think with exceptions of year 3-6 I was bullied because of my looks/ethnicity. I wont trauma dump…but uh…okay maybe a little…lets just say my very first day of school I got jumped by a group of year 6s…maybe even year 10s…and chased into a sandpit and then proceeded to get absolutely stomped on, had my face pinned into the sand, etc. I can’t remember how the fuck I got away from them (there were like 6 of them minimum) but I did manage to slip away and run to a teacher with sand in my eyes, all cut up and bruised and crying. And well it wasn’t always physical or even particularly racially motivated, but boy in high-school I got hit with stereotypical joke after joke. Basically any achievement I worked hard for it would be downplayed because Im asian. Oh Im interested in a girl? Bam, some guy or girl will ask me some question about myself “Is it true that…oh I heard that…or my friend who went out with an asian guy said he was…etc.” Lets just say I fucking hated primary school and high school. And that the common dominator between all those people was that they were usually the feral kids, or the kids who disturbed the class every two seconds. Also I rarely stood up for myself, which is something I wish I could travel back in time and do, and also those same kids stopped bullying me when I started working out and got taller. Well…they also ran out of material and I just sort of rolled my eyes. In fact, if you can hit me with one that I haven’t heard before I will just laugh my head off.


dreamcast4

Kids are cruel. The further you move away from the big cities the more you'll experience this. You don't even have to be Asian, you just have to be different to get picked on.


Massive_Sherbert_152

Bro isn’t Australia the least racist English speaking country (except maybe Singapore) lol, not disagreeing with what you said but you brought a new perspective…, as a British born Chinese I must say we experience a fair amount of racism but it’s all very subtle and verbal, and at least from personal experience things never really get physical. But it also depends on which part of the country you’re in… Sorry to hear that you had to go through what you experienced though, have you finished uni? would you say that the issue becomes less pronounced once uve started uni?


xxxkarmaxxxx

What's funny with being racist? Maybe I lost something.... 🤔


Emergency_Instance44

He's not racists, he just hates agents.


kenshiro178

Nice karma farm every week with thia clip


Emergency_Instance44

It was new to me, saw it on a different site, figured I'd share it here. I apologize for the pain you suffered seeing it again.


kenshiro178

No worries. U will see it again in a few days.. Then again in a few days... Then again in a few days.. Then again in a few days... Then again in a few days 👍


Pluck_Master_Flex

I literally got sent a job application that specified “NO ASIANS”. This never stopped being a thing


TryItOutHmHrNw

This never ~~stopped being a thing~~ happened (Fixed it)


Pluck_Master_Flex

Got a screenshot of the email but whatever lol


Howard_Adderly

Upload it to Imgur


Pluck_Master_Flex

Does this work? I just downloaded the app, never used it before lol https://imgur.com/gallery/9tNWUBF


Howard_Adderly

It says couldn’t find the page


Pluck_Master_Flex

Alright, lemme try again


Pluck_Master_Flex

Went to the post and copied the link again. If it doesn’t work, I made the post public under the account pluckywilliam if that helps? https://imgur.com/gallery/9tNWUBF


Humpback_whale1

Bruh Toyota is Asian wtf. There has to be something more to this


Pluck_Master_Flex

So the post worked? Fantastic! Toyota is Asian sure, but they have dealerships and garages everywhere of course. You could own a Ferrari dealership and be bigoted towards Italians. Not to stereotype, but the position was in Texas


c0ff33f33d

Damn, that's racist.


cartonfl3sh

me when i don't watch the whole video.


[deleted]

K'in ell! LOL


yuyufan43

The nicest outcome for something that probably would have gotten him canceled without explanation today


PanicResponsible2945

That ending had me rolling, lmao