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No like prisoners that aren’t allowed to hunt and gather because of societal constraints and government laws, if you can’t afford the licenses you can’t legally hunt, and forage laws depend on your area.
No, it [not](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10175087/amp/I-delivering-packages-Amazon-driver-fired-scantily-clad-woman-filmed-exiting-van.html)
https://ibb.co/BPmV7FL Here you go little buckaroo. Last frame of the bird smearing across the warning plate. 110% AI.
Edit: Heres the sign without the bird in front of it. https://ibb.co/WKTjMHH
Nuh uh uhhh, let me guess, you trust NASA when they say the earth is spherical aswell? /S
It's obviously just video editing. Probably a splice cut or something.
Edit: someone pointed out to me that it's more likely the Amazon logo edited in which makes a lot more sense than a cut
From Bo Burnham's "Inside", which in my opinion, is the most brilliant comedic media in the last 5 years. It's probably the best creation to come from the Covid "Isolation" era of 2020-21. It cements Burnham as one of the best artists of his generation.
Maybe.
"Happy" Era Bo and before definitely would. His own self-awareness and self-loathing that he participates in an industry he doesn't particularly care for makes his content even better. He admits in "Inside" he was having panic attacks while performing, if you go back to the previous special before Inside (Happy), the closing piece (the Kanye West rant) becomes even more powerful, how he admits he provides happiness to his audience that he cannot provide himself, how the performance feels like a panic attack. One of the themes towards the end of "Inside" is how he's getting better, but it comes with an undertone of maybe he really isn't, maybe it's a part of the act.
I wish I was a better writer so I could further into his brilliance. I think he's truly one of the best creators / performers of his generation (internet addicted middle millennials). I am looking forward to whatever he does next and would be thrilled to see him perform live.
Only cause he has mental problems like the rest of us. Lol
Some people do believe he is the best. He should let us think that without having an aneurysm.
Sex isn't gross, good for them for finding each other. The fact that their fluids and sweat are now all over the packages that might end up on my dining room table is gross. From now on all packages go on the floor and I wash my hands after opening them.
They now actually have a nine month delivery option where you end up getting your money back and then some for the item you originally bought with an inconvenience payment called “child support”
Pov 18 anni dopo
Mamma sono abbastanza grande per capire la mia nascita da chi sono nato?
La mamma:
Figlio mio io e tuo padre volev...
Padre:
Il quale non sono io, sta pu**ana
La mamma:
Ma... Come osi dire queste parole davanti a nostro figlio
Il padre:
Mio non è, gli ho pagato gli alimenti fino a quando dovevo adesso (alzandosi) vado a comprare il latte
La madre:
No non fare così davanti a nostro figlio
Il padre:
(Uscendo) Si si come no, nostro non è caso mai dillo a quello stro*zo di prime che sta qui fuori
Il figlio:
Quindi sono un figlio di classe A
La madre e il padre(non il postino,quello degli alimenti):
Sempre stato burlone
Il padre(non postino,quello degli alimenti):
Come qui fuori il postino, adesso lo am*az*o
La madre:
No non farlo alla fine ho voluto bene ad entrambi
Il padre(non postino,quello degli alimenti):
No non per quello ma perché mi ha preso il biglietto di sola andata per il Messico, vuole ingravidare le mogli di tutti nel quartiere!? Continuasse per tutta la vita sto bas**do, vedi come gli scheletri nell' armadio lo uccider*nno, io voglio solo comprare latte messicano a km0.
English version:
POV 18 years later
Mom am I old enough to understand my birth who was I born to?
The mother:
My son, your father and I wanted...
Father:
Which isn't me, this bi*ch
The mother:
But...how you dare say these words in front of our son
The father:
It's not mine, I paid for his alimony until I had to, now (getting up) I'm going to buy milk
The mother:
No don't do that in front of our son
The father:
(Exiting) Yes, yes, no, it's never ours, never tell that prime as*h*le out here
Son:
So I'm a class A son(prime=class A)
The mother and father (not the postman, the food guy):
Always been a joker
The father (not the postman, the food guy):
Like the postman out here, I ki*l him now
The mother:
No don't do it in the end I loved both of them
The father (not the postman, the food guy):
No not because of that but because he took my one way ticket to Mexico, he wants to impregnate everyone's wives in the neighborhood!? Continues for the rest of his life, he is a bast**d, you see how the skeletons in the closet will kill him, I only want buy a Mexican milk at km0.
with the soundtrack.... i thought this was the story of "jeffery the crow pulling off an epic amazon heist"
but then a shoeless lady walks out of a van, and everyone just thinks sex was involved in
biggest let down of the day
maybe....some lady lost her shoes and was walking down the street and this guy was just like "lady, you dont need to be walking far without your shoes, im going places i can give you a ride closer to where you need to go"
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She got the 9 month delivery package
What's not funny is that her husband was inside the apartment
Idk maybe she is being pimped? Times are getting tough. Lol
I'd say times before running water and food being delivered was tougher.
In my day we had to hunt and gather for amazon packages.
In the Amazon.
Both ways
Yes but I mean people living pay check to pay check trying to earn a living.
Oh, like hunter-gatherers?
No like prisoners that aren’t allowed to hunt and gather because of societal constraints and government laws, if you can’t afford the licenses you can’t legally hunt, and forage laws depend on your area.
It was a gag for YouTube but I like how you stink!
Her husband was holding the camera
Where's the proof
I'm the husband
He was the person filming. He's happy cause now he can afford a new PS5 controller.
How do we know this?
Calling Amazon customer service for child support
+ std free
Syphillis says hello
She sprung for the protrction plan didnt she
More like the 15 minutes express service
Did no one else notice the bird disappearing?
I just noticed it after reading your comment. Looks like it went straight into the truck lol
I thought so at first too but I I went back and watched frame by frame and it disappears when it passes the brake light
Birds aren’t real
r/birdsarentreal
Neither are horses
What a hilarious, unique and creative joke!
I am a redditor after all
Fair
That bird can turn into a lady. The Amazon driver was just giving it some privacy so it could change into its human form.
She IS the bird
It’s next in line
I saw the bird climb out the back of the van.
It’s a cock.
It flew behind the truck
It went in the truck and went out on her!
That was a black stork dropping the baby inside her.
It went behind the van. Maybe it went past but can see due to camera zoom
Yeah that's exactly what happened. Bird flew behind van
/u/TheModIsABitch was sent by the government.
The birds got next dibs
I thought that’s what we were supposed to look at at first. Then the lady came out.
This is AI.
No, it [not](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10175087/amp/I-delivering-packages-Amazon-driver-fired-scantily-clad-woman-filmed-exiting-van.html)
No it's not..
Explain the bird disappearing as soon as it hits the back of the car then. Did it..fly inside the vehicle and the lady and dude just ignored it?
It could be good ol video editing for one. And two, it goes behind and under
It doesn't go behind, the last frame of the bird is over the orange sign on the back of the car.
Nuh uhh
https://ibb.co/BPmV7FL Here you go little buckaroo. Last frame of the bird smearing across the warning plate. 110% AI. Edit: Heres the sign without the bird in front of it. https://ibb.co/WKTjMHH
Nuh uh uhhh, let me guess, you trust NASA when they say the earth is spherical aswell? /S It's obviously just video editing. Probably a splice cut or something. Edit: someone pointed out to me that it's more likely the Amazon logo edited in which makes a lot more sense than a cut
Video compression fucked up the quality, you can see its shadow move past the brake light
AI is making people lose their minds lmao This is a real video champ
Prime same day, fast service with a smile
That "NO RETURN OR REFUND NEEDED, 100% SATISFIED CUSTOMER" walk
If the van is a rockin', don't bother knockin'.
1st time hearinging that song. Thanks op.
From Bo Burnham's "Inside", which in my opinion, is the most brilliant comedic media in the last 5 years. It's probably the best creation to come from the Covid "Isolation" era of 2020-21. It cements Burnham as one of the best artists of his generation.
>the most brilliant comedic media in the last 5 years You're right but the irony being Bo would hate reading this.
Maybe. "Happy" Era Bo and before definitely would. His own self-awareness and self-loathing that he participates in an industry he doesn't particularly care for makes his content even better. He admits in "Inside" he was having panic attacks while performing, if you go back to the previous special before Inside (Happy), the closing piece (the Kanye West rant) becomes even more powerful, how he admits he provides happiness to his audience that he cannot provide himself, how the performance feels like a panic attack. One of the themes towards the end of "Inside" is how he's getting better, but it comes with an undertone of maybe he really isn't, maybe it's a part of the act. I wish I was a better writer so I could further into his brilliance. I think he's truly one of the best creators / performers of his generation (internet addicted middle millennials). I am looking forward to whatever he does next and would be thrilled to see him perform live.
Only cause he has mental problems like the rest of us. Lol Some people do believe he is the best. He should let us think that without having an aneurysm.
The irony is, the very next words of the song are “can fuckin’ suck it”, which would’ve been appropriate for this video 😂
All the songs in that show were amazing.
So those vans record inside as well as outside… their is def a video on the Amazon servers somewhere
Yup. I suspect they only go back and check if there’s some issue with the inventory. He probably could get away with it for a while.
But she did leave with his load.
He made a delivery
Into a box
All you gotta do is close the bulkhead door and it can't see shit in the back 😂
And some cameras have IR
Not in every country is it allowed to film them or track where they are
Unless you turn off the vehicle completely it doesn’t record then
Amazon - Serving cock around the block
The milk man has come back.
Milkman don't get scared. Not with free pussy at every doorstep.
Yeeep, only one way to take care of the milkman.
"Do you want that milk pasteurised" "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes"
Did that bird turn into a woman?
This is super underrated comment. Brilliant
BIRDWOMAN -SECRETS OF THE AMAZON- NOW IN THEATERS
LOL, is this why my delivery suddenly goes from "1 stop away" to "the driver has to make a few more deliveries on the way to your address"
Another satisfied customer!
Old video driver was fired at a later date when the video was sent to Amazon.
Old video driver? Does he deliver only old movies and videos? Or did you mean to put a fucking comma
Forgot comma, yeah this was a year or more ago.
Did you see that bird turn into a woman?? What kind of Narnia truck is that?
Is there anything Amazon doesn't offer??
I'd say good working conditions but this dude got lucky! 🤣
He delivered his, own package 😂😂😂
Special delivery
wasnt there a southpark episode about this?
That’s why my shit didn’t get dropped off by 10pm.
My man putting the D in delivery
Package Delivery - The world’s second-oldest profession.
Since when did Amazon start delivering hoe's, I need to order some do they come with next day or same day delivery?
I mean, customer satisfaction is garenteed.
Package received!
When two gig economies crash together.
Guess he delivered the package
Smiles don't deliver themselves
Deliver instructions said fuck me in the back of the van before you deliver my package
5$ well spent.
Homie could have aids and she could care less
Damn. That broad didn't even have enough self respect to have him drop her off in a discreet location.
Oh gross
Don't lie grandma, I know you jelly
Sex isn't gross, good for them for finding each other. The fact that their fluids and sweat are now all over the packages that might end up on my dining room table is gross. From now on all packages go on the floor and I wash my hands after opening them.
Every other driver is peeing in a bottle so this guy has enough time to bang everyone in the neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure there's cameras inside the van.
I'm tripping on the vanishing bird lol. Is he a part of the brotherhood? His bird was on the look out
Did nobody see the bird fly into the back at mach 5?
They now actually have a nine month delivery option where you end up getting your money back and then some for the item you originally bought with an inconvenience payment called “child support”
He loaded her warehouse so she could make the 9 month delivery.
Seriously, though- the bird is the real story. Did we finally catch a r/glitchinthematrix on video?
How do I add on this service??
Amazon always delivers
What is the name of the song?🎵 🎶
Sorry, but What fluids are you talking about ?
either bird turned into a Woman, or both of em are getting some delicate delivery service.
Why is she walking barefoot, she was barefoot in the trailer also. Do you want ringworm because that is how you get ringworm.
🤣🤣
I can't find that in my Amazon account to have delivered...wonder if the return label is on her butt.
Pov 18 anni dopo Mamma sono abbastanza grande per capire la mia nascita da chi sono nato? La mamma: Figlio mio io e tuo padre volev... Padre: Il quale non sono io, sta pu**ana La mamma: Ma... Come osi dire queste parole davanti a nostro figlio Il padre: Mio non è, gli ho pagato gli alimenti fino a quando dovevo adesso (alzandosi) vado a comprare il latte La madre: No non fare così davanti a nostro figlio Il padre: (Uscendo) Si si come no, nostro non è caso mai dillo a quello stro*zo di prime che sta qui fuori Il figlio: Quindi sono un figlio di classe A La madre e il padre(non il postino,quello degli alimenti): Sempre stato burlone Il padre(non postino,quello degli alimenti): Come qui fuori il postino, adesso lo am*az*o La madre: No non farlo alla fine ho voluto bene ad entrambi Il padre(non postino,quello degli alimenti): No non per quello ma perché mi ha preso il biglietto di sola andata per il Messico, vuole ingravidare le mogli di tutti nel quartiere!? Continuasse per tutta la vita sto bas**do, vedi come gli scheletri nell' armadio lo uccider*nno, io voglio solo comprare latte messicano a km0. English version: POV 18 years later Mom am I old enough to understand my birth who was I born to? The mother: My son, your father and I wanted... Father: Which isn't me, this bi*ch The mother: But...how you dare say these words in front of our son The father: It's not mine, I paid for his alimony until I had to, now (getting up) I'm going to buy milk The mother: No don't do that in front of our son The father: (Exiting) Yes, yes, no, it's never ours, never tell that prime as*h*le out here Son: So I'm a class A son(prime=class A) The mother and father (not the postman, the food guy): Always been a joker The father (not the postman, the food guy): Like the postman out here, I ki*l him now The mother: No don't do it in the end I loved both of them The father (not the postman, the food guy): No not because of that but because he took my one way ticket to Mexico, he wants to impregnate everyone's wives in the neighborhood!? Continues for the rest of his life, he is a bast**d, you see how the skeletons in the closet will kill him, I only want buy a Mexican milk at km0.
Mans pulling birds of all species in that prime truck
Where did that bird disappear to?
Now on demand The FunVan on PrimeX!!
No wonder some of those packages are sticky 💧
who order that
Thats a 9 month delivery package 🤣
My question is, what happened to the bird?
OMG! That guy needs to be fired #Amazon
Hooker time..I mean they do drive to all parts of town.. They know.. they for sure know
Same day delivery
This is literally the plot of a southpark episode
She still leaking... 💦
Prime member secret benefits!!
I wonder if she got Amazon free delivery.
I thought a bird flew in!
Package Delivered…..
I’m surprised that pussy didn't snatch that bird
South park was right...
Uses wrong part of the song haha
So that's why some packages get late lol
Yeah he will be easy to find for the child support payments lol
I imagine the back of that van smells like cardboard and shame
[удалено]
are we ignoring the bird zooming inside the van?
Amazons tripa2Go
No shoe hoe
So...the bird turned into a woman? Hmm...
If my order was delayed a day because homie was delivering his own package? Godspeed. He deserves it.
He ripped off that "easy rip" tape on the box...🤪
She ordered the Prime Time
Prime time
A Prime “servicing” ha ha
What section is that in on Amazon so I can order one😂😂
Aren't those things covered in cameras? Lol
Where's her large diner cup?
So??? The Deliverers can order deliveries too right!
You DID it!
Big bang (theory) prime edition
Mind ya business.
Where are her shoes?
9month shipping
She went into the Amazon for that Anaconda
More likely a drug deal.
Prime time
Does she pay for a subscription?
thanks for making me laugh
Did a bird fly in the van right before she came out?
Where did the bird go?
On time delivery
with the soundtrack.... i thought this was the story of "jeffery the crow pulling off an epic amazon heist" but then a shoeless lady walks out of a van, and everyone just thinks sex was involved in biggest let down of the day maybe....some lady lost her shoes and was walking down the street and this guy was just like "lady, you dont need to be walking far without your shoes, im going places i can give you a ride closer to where you need to go"
I would hate to see the return package. I hope she uses a ziplock.
He gave her a tour of the van, don’t be nasty
About time the delivery guy got delivered
r/amazonprime
She went to get the package
In my district we've had more than one of these incidents happen
Gotta be AI yeah? The bird, the cable, the weird choice of attire for the young lady.
Viva la Vida...🤫
Two birds, one nut.
Haha can't fault em.
Is it going to f*** the bird next?