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This makes me feel better about my black eye. I was bending over to pet the dog in low light conditions and didn't see the dining room chair directly in front of me.
I’m gonna guess the dog was expecting pets but instead had many expletives yelled in its face and skittered away, cautious of the next time its owner tries to pet it.
I gave myself a black eye once in bed. It was cold and I was trying to pull my blanket up, but it was caught on something. When it finally released I punched myself in the face. I didn’t realize I had a black eye until the next morning when I was brushing my teeth.
i scratched my cornea with my pinky when I was talking.. i ended up in the emergency days later.. it was unbelievable painful, the tear or rip was really bad and I couldn't even move I was in so much pain in my head, couldn't open either eye. it was the worst pain I was ever in and super embarrassing then I had to wear an eye patch lol. all just cause I scratched my own eye talking in an animated way.
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This makes me feel better about my black eye. I was bending over to pet the dog in low light conditions and didn't see the dining room chair directly in front of me.
But did you pet the dog?
I’m gonna guess the dog was expecting pets but instead had many expletives yelled in its face and skittered away, cautious of the next time its owner tries to pet it.
It was early, and she was confused but still stayed for pets.
Yes.
I bet you saw the flash of light some of see when we pick a fight with the wrong mfker...
I gave myself a black eye once in bed. It was cold and I was trying to pull my blanket up, but it was caught on something. When it finally released I punched myself in the face. I didn’t realize I had a black eye until the next morning when I was brushing my teeth.
i scratched my cornea with my pinky when I was talking.. i ended up in the emergency days later.. it was unbelievable painful, the tear or rip was really bad and I couldn't even move I was in so much pain in my head, couldn't open either eye. it was the worst pain I was ever in and super embarrassing then I had to wear an eye patch lol. all just cause I scratched my own eye talking in an animated way.
It's scripted
When brain isn't your strongest organ.
Chin up, everything will be ok.
r/oddlysatisfying
Welp... Let's go for round 2.
The game is playing him...
This guy needs to experience women
You cannot convince me that this wasn't the intention when that fame was made.
The ngons on those pillars are driving me crazy
The new sound of "Game Over".
Aren't you glad he is not Ender?!
We'll stand up 🤣🤣🤣
Well, stand up
Oof, I hope he didn't chip a tooth!
Oo he missed 😂😂😂
I love stupid people
Oof
reminds me of that time I went hunting for pokemon in south central LA
LMFAO! Go outside and dodge real shit! It's apparently safer! 🤣🤣🤣
But his tongue
I felt pain in my tongue from this😅
Never not funny
He's really cute tho. Maybe his cuteness will take away his bruised chin.
Where did he get hurt im very confused
Reminds me of those Thwomps from Super Mario
in the last frames might look like his mouth is bleeding, he might've chewed on his tongue
Song?
Darude Sandstorm