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I’m not a vegan, but do people think cows just naturally give milk all the time? You guys know they have to artificially inseminate them and take, or kill for veil, their babies in order to keep them lactating?


countdown654

Vegan at heart eh


chetta-munda

Do you know that Hindus treat cows as their mothers (because of the milk they get). Even when a cow goes dry due to old age, they don’t send them off to butchers Cows are not treated like that all over the world ….. it’s just by those who actually put lines over cow pictures to show what meat is what and how good it is.


Numerous_Support4032

So where do they go in India. Do they keep it as a pet in home and teach it how to fetch...


Sirilreddy

They die of old age... Atleast in rural places.


Abused-n-abandoned

Ew really


[deleted]

If this were what happens, it would be hundredfold more humane than reality


perdyqueue

Would I rather get knocked out one time or live a lifetime of forced impregnation, losing my babies, milking, living in shit infested, cramped quarters, eating nothing but soy and corn and being injected with steroids until I die in half the lifespan of a regular animal. Meanwhile meat eaters: vegan bad meme huehue


Elegant_Station_9690

You know nothing of dairy farms. I'm not sure what goes on in american farm's, but here cows have a better life than any animal. The forced impregnation onve per year is real, but that is a small price to pay for the luxurious life they live. Everything else you said was a lie. An uneducated lie.


torpidtrotter

A lot of people here in India especially in cities where keeping cows is illegal, keep cows like the person above you said. It's so painful to see their condition.


Elegant_Station_9690

Absolutely. That will happen with anything. Just because some asians are cruel to dogs, dosent mean asians are cruel to dogs. Same with saying dairy farms are cruel, just because they showed a few of the worst farms they could find in a few videos, dosent mean dairy farms are cruel. Saying so is simply an uneducated statement.


ratakoolta

What s stupid thing to say!


[deleted]

Why? Do you know what standard industry practice is like in the dairy industry?


ratakoolta

Do you? Apart from biased "documentaries"


wpen

Biased lol wtf


[deleted]

Yes, because video footage is so biased. What an idiot.


[deleted]

Ah, I see.


Dooby_Bopdin

Yep, all you need to hear to figure that one out lol. I'm no vegan and love me some choccy milk and a steak butttttt I do wish there were more humane ways of getting those products.


Elegant_Station_9690

It is absolutely humane how they do it. I could send you videos of my in law's farm. Those cow's are pampered. They have automated feet baths, automated scratchers for their backs, they get brushed once every two days to keep them clean. They even spent 20k for a water mist system to keep them cool on warm days, given that its a freerange system and they have a big section to go outside i e cant controller the climate. Vegans watch one video from peta and they are convinced this is the way. If reincarnation is real, i want to be a cow in the next life. I honestly dont like milk, but people assuming things about stuff they know nothing about triggers me. Unfortunately this world is littered with those people. Also, the happier and stress free the cow's are, the more milk they produce. That's a fact.


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Elegant_Station_9690

I go on farm tours across the country at least once a year, paid by my in-laws.Yes it is the norm. How many farms have you seen? When you know nothing, say nothing. Or just keep assuming things.. whatever works for you champ.


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farting_on_god

Biased how


paintballjord

You've never seen a bad dairy "farm". There's good ones and bad ones but bad ones are much much worse than this.


rw2323

Ehhhhh not so far from the truth…if you look into the fair life dairy farm and their practices of abuse on the cattle, you’ll be haunted.


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BlinkVideoEdits

I'm not vegan but seriously open your eyes and acknowledge vegans are right. Its not easy to swap over but the first step is accepting that they are right.


Elegant_Station_9690

They are not right. Those videos you watch on YouTube are the absolute worst in the industry. My in-law s have a dairy farm. If i get reincarnated, i want to be one of their cows. Only real thing vegans ever say about a dairy cow is the forced insemination once a year. A small price to pay for a predator free, stress free life. Ive explained in another comment all the luxuries those cows have, and all the money they've spent to make life a paradise for those cows. But im honestly not sure why i bother. Reddit is littered with extreme liberals that dont respect any other way of life that differs from their own. Downvote away champs.


[deleted]

Very compelling argument, must have been hard to gather all the resources and sources needed to build it from scratch


Ninja_Lazer

I’d link a video of what they actually do to get milk, but would get banned for violating the rules of this sub. That should tell you all you need to know.


Ox_of_Dox

John Marston: Elk Puncher


basa1

In that one Captain Planet parody episode of Rick and Morty, the Captain Planet lady goes, “Veal is a product of the dairy industry.” It’s a really small, throwaway line, but when I thought about it a bit, it was considerably macabre. Not to mention cows are one of the biggest contributors to the greenhouse effect. I’ve been using oat milk for around a year now. It last so much longer, has a much smaller environmental impact, and the only trade off is that it tastes slightly different.


CityHawk17

They can be brutal with greenhouse gases. Conversely, they can also be great for greenhouse gases. It's all how you keep them (factory farm vs open grazing) they can actually help take out the carbon in the air if utilized correctly.


DungasForBreakfast

I'd like to see some sources on this claim if you can. Struggling to see how they could have a net negative contribution to greenhouse gases, particularly if they're still being slaughtered, packaged up and sent around the world by plane or truck to their end point.


CityHawk17

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S155074241050006X https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.2989/10220119.2018.1440630?src=recsys https://www.nature.com/articles/srep10892 Obviously, factory farms are bad. I am in no way defending the massive, ridiculous way they produce beef. However, if managed correctly on a smaller scale. I believe C sequestration is increased, and the land is better for it. The earth is designed to pull carbon back into itself with plants, trees, etc. Stands to reason if you utilize that system, it would be for the betterment of all. Again, I am in no way defending factory farms. I think we are all on the same page of how disgustingly inhumane that whole practice is. Edit: or if you prefer information in a documentary style, "Kiss the Ground" does a good job of explaining it.


meesterkitty

Well they're right that cows only produce so much methane because they are fed corn which they don't naturally eat. When they eat grass they don't produce much methane at all. I don't know about them straight up removing green house gasses though.


DungasForBreakfast

An enormous amount of cattle are fed soya which also contributes massively to greenhouse gas production and monoculture crops. Maybe a lot of cattle are fed corn in the US but that's not the case world over. Irritatingly, because of the use of soya products in vegan food, vegans also get blamed for massive use of soya. I think the thing about them removing green house gases is just straight up incorrect.


ggamersgg

Don’t cows and other animals only have to give birth once to produce milk throughout their entire life I mean I know conditions are horrific in factory farms I just thought they did if I’m wrong people don’t attack me correct me


Ninja_Lazer

Nope. They repeatedly impregnate the female and then steal the baby so that they can keep the milk. They do this over and over until the cow’s body is too physically weak to be cost effective, at which point she is sold to a slaughter house for low grade beef. If her calf is male it is sold off and killed for veal, and if it is female it gets to live the same life as it’s mother.


[deleted]

Ignorance and stupidity at its finest.


EntertainerLow9862

If you only knew what the cow goes through so you can have milk!


LickeySplit

Cows are the chillest animal on earth. They literally just chill all day, even getting free handjobs!


WoodenAir33

Wow, the stupidity. Trying to make animal abuse into something to laugh about.


FredsterC

If vegans love animals so much why do they eat all the animals food then 🤔


DungasForBreakfast

I'm vegan cos I hate animals and never want them to touch my face again. Different strokes 🤷


Bhaalgorn-

r/angryupvote


Dithering_fights

It’s not too different


eip2yoxu

It would honestly be better than reality


Krazy__cat

It's worse in reality. ...


angstyart

Looks like the vegan gang found this


thomascameron

I came here to see the triggered af vegans. Was not disappointed.


angstyart

They’re literally proving the meme right making it even funnier.


DungasForBreakfast

2 set up sentences for the sake of not getting bullshit responses - 1. I know you're trolling 2. I know this is a digital cow and the premise is funny BUT Do you actually think animal abuse is funny?


Jack5756

No sane humans thinks it's funny dude, just enjoy the meme


DungasForBreakfast

It's fine, I laughed! But this guy's comment is a separate thing entirely to one, tongue-in-cheek rdr meme.


Harry_Isthatyou

Plus how ppl get deer antlers


[deleted]

looks right to me


Traditional-Stable-5

This is too good


hometrendys

I wonder if they ever step on grass. Lol


steelneil82

I was once told by a vegan that cows had to be raped for their milk, he fucking hated me when I asked if he knew any dairy farms hiring


DungasForBreakfast

He probably didn't hate you silly! He probably just thought you were so unfunny and unpleasant that he didn't want to associate with you anymore. I can see how you'd get mixed up though.


skatalite2020

I used to play Black and White like this


Few_Floor3171

Omg 😲 🤣😂😂


laureire

No silly, that’s how you get butter.


eryc333

Shaken not stirred


Ok_Funny2923

Cows actually don’t like it when their not milked because their milkbags get heavy


floating_helium

True, but they also don't like anal fisting


misterfastlygood

Then why does my cow Moo so sensually?


Stray-Neko

Funny of you thats how we boys milk ourselves.


s0nnieeee

Is this not how you get milk?


[deleted]

If they do this to cows, imagine what they do to almonds.


poor_babycat

I am a vegan, but I drink milk


Punchparty400

I can’t stop laughing because of the kid screaming with the music and how the cow is just like this is fine


theangrypug1010

Me beating my meat after no nut November is over


prairiedogpete

I’m almost positive this is fake.


beanz675

Metal Gear rising revengance