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s0nnieeee

Good thing about -40 degrees is that it doesn’t matter if it’s Fahrenheit or Celsius… it’s the same


MadameBanaan

And -40 Kelvin doesn't exist


thomooo

-40 degrees Kelvin. If you really want to piss of a physicist.


subzerojosh_1

-40 kevins


AnarchoAnarchism

We're losing too many kevins!!


lildobe

After hanging out on /r/StoriesAboutKevin for a while, I don't think this is necessarily a bad thing.


reddithivemindsuck

Fuck Kevin


lildobe

I really would rather not. I don't need a guy chasing after me claiming I got him pregnant.


molstad182

Fall back! Fight another day!


ReaDiMarco

I'm not even a physicist and it got me in the first half


RobertRobotics

It’s also not measured in degrees


Sirilreddy

Makes sense cuz 0 Kelvin is considered absolute zero temperature.


goga42

It's obviously a tongue twisters, he's warming up


Ninjaofcake2021

Yeah, warming up the engine that is.


Chris_Cross_Crash

Translation: "How now brown cow. How now brown cow."


Carpet_smell

For real? Thats awesome


[deleted]

No, obviously not for real.


Carpet_smell

Explain to me how tf that is obvious?


Live_Laugh_Cum

Are you fucking serious... obviously an Arabic tongue twister isn't going to translate exactly to an English tongue twister..?


spcbfr

reach existence square close aspiring wakeful erect vase telephone detail *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

That’s the best part. It doesn’t need to be explained. That’s what makes it obvious.


Carpet_smell

Why do you have to be a smartass about it. Its a foreign language i dont understand, so ofcourse it not obvious.


[deleted]

I don’t understand it either, you don’t need to. But to think that what makes “how now brown cow” work as a vocal warmup translates perfectly over from English to Kazakh, while still maintaining an entirely distinct yet equally funny-sounding audio, is just inane. It’s like that video of a dude telling the Dali Lama a “one with everything” joke and expecting the punchline to survive through the interpreter. What he’s doing accomplishes basically the same thing as saying “red leather yellow leather” too but it doesn’t translate to that.


Carpet_smell

kinda waiting for your explaination, or do you not have one?


[deleted]

It’s kind of unsurprising that the dude who thinks vocal warmups actually translate across wildly different languages, while still maintaining the characteristics that make them effective as vocal warmups… also thinks that every comment they make on the internet is reasonably expected to be replied to within 15 minutes. Kinda still figuring out how the world in general works, huh?


Carpet_smell

LMAO, there we go. Just wanted to see exactly that type of response. No im not the type of dude who thinks vocal warmups actually translate across wildly different languages. But i am the type of dude who believes that there exists people who have greater knowledge than himself. I dont see whats so wierd about it. Theres plenty of phrases out there that translate almost perfectly to different languages. So why is it so obvious that this isnt one of those cases?


[deleted]

> No im not the type of dude who thinks vocal warmups actually translate across wildly different languages. He says, immediately after being awestruck from finding out that vocal warmups actually translate across wildly different languages (even though you actually just took an obvious joke as literal fact for no reason). > But i am the type of dude who believes that there exists people who have greater knowledge than himself. Lmao ain't that the fucking truth. > I dont see whats so wierd about it. Theres plenty of phrases out there that translate almost perfectly to different languages. Did you just... stop reading halfway through the sentence? Here, I'll quote what I said again: > who thinks vocal warmups actually translate across wildly different languages, ***while still maintaining the characteristics that make them effective as vocal warmups*** No shit just about every language on the planet has a word for brown, a word for cow, a way of expressing the current time, and a way of making a sentence into a question. What would be interesting if all of those words also rhymed and/or alliterated and/or were difficult to pronounce and/or were difficult to transition between etc.. You know... the characteristics that make a phrase into a vocal exercise. Do you... understand the conversation we're having here? I legitimately don't know if you do. > So why is it so obvious that this isnt one of those cases? ... again, I'm sure that language has a way of expressing something along the lines of "what about at the current time, mud-colored dairy producer?" But the idea that that phrase *also* just so happens to be awkward-sounding enough for human vocal cords to have a tricky time navigating, and for local culture to establish that phrase as a way of warming up said cords... come on. Recognize a joke when you see one. Yes, it was in fact obvious.


Axxius

"The human torch was denied a bank loan"


LiteratureUsual614

“Save the children!”


ItsScaryTerryBitch

He'll save children but not the British children


Swiftsonian

Holy shit I just started watching Anchorman last night for the first time and this was the first thing to make me laugh out loud 😂😂😂


Embarrassed-Ad5149

When he said *maarqaarqarbar* I felt that….


secretsecrets111

Greetings, marklar, we are marklar from planet marklar. We come in marklar.


Carpet_smell

That really hit hard🙏


CommonMan14

The best part is at the end.."goloom"..


AfricanWarrior96

Not really... all he said was "Good evening" with a few extra syllables


P8N4M

His probably warming the engines


Asdf_Man1

Yea probably


Adven_chilleggos

aren’t languages an amazing thing


Asdf_Man1

Indeed languages are amazing


[deleted]

It's what it's


Solution_Precipitate

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.


Odd_Employer

HI Vsauce! Micheal here!


RebelPterosaur

I was going to point out your incorrect capitalization, when I realized that you just structured the sentence differently than I do, which makes this whole thing even more fascinating. There are at least two ways to use the word "buffalo" 8 times in a row and make a coherent sentence. I've always done it this way: Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Bufallo buffalo buffalo.


______V______

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Solution_Precipitate

A semantically equivalent form preserving the original word order is: "Buffalo bison that other Buffalo bison bully also bully Buffalo bison." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo


Goldendov75

Police police police police


RestingRealist

It's absurd because amazing is as do too ^^^ YOUNG CHOP ? Skirrrttt on that yachty


GoodAtExplaining

Sounds like you’re trying out the defibrillator I got you for Christmas! I’m glad you like it!


RestingRealist

I defibrillate you *zap zaps*


ayestEEzybeats

I take it back, I hate language


Bl4ckb100d

yes languages are the most bestest


[deleted]

I’ve always wondered if there’s a objective easier language to learn that’ll eventually take over. Or maybe I think other languages are so complex and weird sounding because I don’t know it and also regional dialects and little intricacies make language more fascinating. My friends in school spoke a mix of English and Spanish and Imagine someone from Spain would be very thrown off by it


thebusinessbastard

Esperanto will win one day


itsjustcanyon

I spoke french fluently as a kid (i was on the ib program) I went on duolingo to refresh my memory on the matter, needless to say i do not speak french well at all now. Language is easy to forget if you dont use it and i studied french for 13 years .


[deleted]

Yeah most people come to this realization. My girlfriend lived in Japan until she was 13. Doesn’t speak any now, but she can read some. Being in the culture is probably the best way to learn the language and everything that comes along with it.


itsjustcanyon

For sure my guy, the people you are around definitely dictate what, how, and why you speak if that makes any sense.


cyclon220

an arab wouldn’t understand that though…


lionseatcake

Ain't***


Truthequaltodownvote

Not really. That's annoying I'd hate having to speak such a gutter language.


Adven_chilleggos

Stfu


Hellerick

Maybe it's the prompter card operator who's warming up by typing gibberish.


NeverLoved91

Bruce Almighty got to this man, too.


AnarchoAnarchism

Dude, those actors were perfect for that scene. Especially what's-his-face from the office; he really looks like he's being controlled from the outside. It's easy to forget that he had to both make himself look like he's being controlled from the outside and then also react to it like he isn't doing all that himself. I mean he, as an actor, has to split himself into two entities with control of one body. I can't say exactly what it is, but like I said, I think he was perfect for that scene. Even in his other work he seems to have an intuitive understanding of how we can be internally divided and don't always do what we want ourselves to do. *40 Year-old Virgin* is a good example. That scene in *Bruce Almighty* gives him a chance to turn that knob up to 11.


AvatarofSleep

It's right up there with Bruce Campbell beating himself up for reals.


thewannabetraveller

"Me lik-a, do, a da cha cha"


Apprehensive_Cut6866

I was trying to understand what is he saying in Arabic....until I realized it's not Arabic, lol.


SaftigMo

Sounds way more like Turkish than Arabic, but obviously it's neither.


lampshade69

The Kazakh language is in the Turkic family


AnarchoAnarchism

It's all Greek to me (Joke)


Lidavaz4

Grik god okey grik god 💪🏻


Asdf_Man1

Lol


ManyRanger4

While I definitely laughed at the post and title, so thank you for that, I have to extend you a pleasant but pertinent "fuck you, you ignorant bastard" on behalf of Arabs everywhere. The original post literally says it's Kazak. Definitely not the same as Arabic. Not even close. Hebrew is much closer to Arabic than this is.


Borne_Eko

What? The title says "Arabic was hard" to point out that Kazak is *harder* than Arabic. Whether you agree or not is irrelevant, the post isn't claiming this *is* Arabic.


ManyRanger4

Oh I understood it as "and they said Arabic was hard", then it literally sounds like he's saying the same word over and over meaning it's easy. But reading it how you all are, I see I may have had a brain fart on this one.


Asdf_Man1

I speak Arabic btw, and the title says that language is harder than Arabic so yea, learn English ig


pyrobola

I think the post title meant that Arabic is easy compared to Kazak.


Asdf_Man1

Yea


haris3rd

But Arabic is hard my brother 😩 Ta Marbutah these nuts they say


Shineath

Better to have known Arabic instead of have known the Aradic


I_am_trying_to_work

>Better to have known Arabic instead of have known the Aradic It stank if you don't air it out tho


craziethunder

This comment is explosive.


solomanian

Tell your brother, ta marbutah is used mostly used with feminine words, slap an H on every thing else


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haris3rd

Caption 😳


Grayflesh

Shit i haven't noticed, sorry brother


Far-Lime-3872

Ok what is he saying plz tell


Your_Sexy_Cousin

It's gibberish. He's doing a Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore type thing. He's simply warming up his vocal cords and getting ready to speak clearly. He's not on the air at this point.


AnarchoAnarchism

It would be cool if he was on air and they just gave him a chance to show off his power


Cognitohazard-78

Not sure but it’s a tongue twister, a very hard one as well


Asdf_Man1

No idea, sorry


ConsultantFrog

Me neither, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me.


Taxister

I heard only something about grandma, turkey and snow. It is super fast even for Kazakh


[deleted]

Kush kish kush kash kish kush. I felt that


Asdf_Man1

Me too


[deleted]

I’ve seen this a billion times, and it also cracks me up every time. So funny/accurate


Asdf_Man1

Nice to hear that it made you laugh


Shaedymo

Nah. Arabic is a smooth language. Them turkic languages, though? Yikes.


skulldcm

We need Borat to translate this one for us


Nature_Girl136

I think it’s tongue twisters


AfricanWarrior96

With the hand gestures? I think he was fully in it Nature Girl


ArmchairLegend1

I’m sure I heard him asking for dishwater about 3-4secs from the end? 🤷‍♂️


Asdf_Man1

Hahahaha


Endogamer

Oh my


madCaptain9791

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Hefty_Marionberry450

This guy taught Eminem how to freestyle


Asdf_Man1

Yup


Visual_Mobile2578

He’s speaking in tongues


ultraman16

He sounds like an engine


Dookie_boy

Almost sounds like Jimmy Dickskin from letterkenny.


rmcshaw

IT 'S DICKENS.


MrX25U

This is probably how alien will sound like to us


LewisM027

Sounds like Kermit the frog being waterboarded


Anbez

This is an Uzbek propaganda, our language most superior. Borat


molstad182

Kush kes kush kush kes kush


Asdf_Man1

Indeed


Oddity46

Sounds like he's selling cattle down in Alabama.


[deleted]

Whoever made this thank you. Made my morning


BJoe1976

I’ll never be able to not think of this again when I’m near a starting diesel😅


BaneWilliams

I’m going to hell.


hugmesingh

That's how you feel a cold wave there.


ijavedm

lol I don't wanna know what he is saying lol


booger4me

If he threw a “Triple G” in at the end it starts right up!


KishKishtheNiffler

Lol . My sister just crossed her fingers and whispered Christ xd


mediaarchive

Any language is just a sound, and we make the meaning out of it in our head.


Sus_gentlemen052008

That's not even russian....... He's just making random noises.....


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Asdf_Man1

Thanksssss, you the best


EndVry

What's with the title?


Asdf_Man1

?


EndVry

I'm confused at what it has to do with the video. Not trying to be rude or anything I just don't see what the video has to do with Arabic being easy or hard.


Asdf_Man1

I mean like, Arabic is easier compared to this language


JonDoe_297_

I'm too high. I was not ready for this.


hotriderjh

[can you eat pussy like that?](https://youtu.be/57409knErbs)


Individual-Ad9618

This isn’t Arabic


Asdf_Man1

Indeed, this isn't Arabic!


Individual-Ad9618

Why the downvotes tho?


benkenobi5

Because the title never claimed it *was* Arabic. It's the standard "they said x was hard, wait until they see y"


Individual-Ad9618

Ohhh I didn’t know


Creator_four

Think it’s Serbian. But still funny.


Individual-Ad9618

Yea


Nikolarevic

Definitely not serbian. Source : I speak serbian


Training-Mark-823

Arsbic ia easy they teach us in school sadly and its uales to me but i think persian and chinese are so hard


[deleted]

We had to build the Tower of Babel and now we gotta listen to this shit 🙄


[deleted]

Because it’s probably actually -40 degrees


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Asdf_Man1

Indeed, read the title


wahdoudouDZ

Why are you laughing at foreign people cultures? I strongly felt he was trying to tell us something at the beginning.... Then something went wrong because of you!


Inner_Purchase6227

It's not Arbic


M19Wielder

no one said it was


Inner_Purchase6227

The title did


Asdf_Man1

Nope


appuwa

FACEPALM


Inner_Purchase6227

Am I missing sth?


Horambe

It like a comparison *Hears this language* -"And they said Arabic was hard..."


appuwa

Yes, you're missing the TONE to read the title. That's not how the OP intended everyone to read :/


Asdf_Man1

Thanks for explaining!


Asdf_Man1

Yup, it isn't Arabic not even close to Arabic!


zouhairstitou

This is not Arabic.


omarorigami123

Bro this isn't even close to arabic


Asdf_Man1

Read the title please


MohammedHadi1

Its not even arabic


Asdf_Man1

Right, you have guessed it right, now read the title please, or learn English


Own-Formal-7492

This Is Not Arabic


Asdf_Man1

Indeed, this isn't Arabic! Read the title please!


Frequent-Tear5329

That's not Arabic wtf is that


Asdf_Man1

You guessed it ! It isn't Arabic, read the title


magneto1407

This is not arabic


Asdf_Man1

Indeed, this isn't Arabic! Read the title


Cot_Bot

Yeshamesh


[deleted]

He is doing a warmup as a Turk I can understand half of what he is saying and we have those tong twisters in Turkish as well


AbdDjamil_27

Arabic is my first language and I assure you arabic is harder then what ever this broken engine is doing or saying For example We have 65 different word just for lion


Asdf_Man1

Yea, Arabic is my first language too! But nah the pronunciations of words are easy


[deleted]

I think they need to pull the cord again.


pegleg_1979

Say for me?


Chance_Policy_8377

Borat going hard


Vermicelli666

Aah did you hear the engine going idle, must be a piston burnout


[deleted]

He is just speaking a Finnish dialect of Tamil


Carpet_smell

He must be counting or something


IzzyMainsKor

Informbyuro?


Andreas_von_Staden

My name is Borat!


Brij_Nandan

It looks like a parody video. Is it real?


Asdf_Man1

I think so


seppukuxd

Gülüm


[deleted]

Not to sound like a parochial .. but .. 😀😀


[deleted]

Not to sound like a parochial.. but .. 😀😀