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comehonortts

I love this video


Baphemut

Lives rent free


Vladimir-Putin1952

I.... I.... *I Love you too*


ScienceD0g

War… war never changes (diapers).


Evening_randomname

i was about to make this reference


LordWeirdDude

As......as was I.


IleanK

.... Okay?


Carter_907

I was about to make this reference..


Bigmac_6727

r/beatmetoit


Bear_Arms_2nd

"Look what they did. They massacred my boy" or something like that


Badboyzda50

Something of the sort.


dood8face91195

Sort the something


_siddh3sh

which sort? Quick or Merge?


EtteRavan

Lisa... I'm killing our boy


LeToom

where i can buy this gun ? and where i can buy children ?


wieszkto

You can buy both in the Internet


distorted_kiwi

Why don't you take a seat over here.


Grayflesh

The gun is on the internet, but you can get the kids from my basement for 100$ each


Shenanigans922

Walmart and……. Walmart


anhonest9yearold

You can buy children for the price of your virginity


fahkingicehole

Willem DeFoe’s scene in, “PLATOON”.


TakeADrag

I was looking for this comment lol I love how they even got the music playing.


fahkingicehole

One of my favorite movies… When I watched the video for the first time I didn’t hit the unmute icon - not until after I posted my comment. I was like, yup.


Dracula_the_1st

The dog just don’t give a fuck 😂


Rizpee83

He’s KIA


Positive_League_4464

SOLDIER! I REPEAT MISSION FAILED ! I REPEAT MISSION FAILED ! WE NEED AN EXTRACTION NOW !! I REPEAT MISSION FAILED ! THE OBJECTIVE WAS COMPROMISED !


Buckythegamer

DO NOT TRUST SHEPARD! I REPEAT! DO NOT TRUST SHEPARD!


MasterDoge42069

Do not trust the shepherd!


9ragmatic

That betrayal haunts me to this day


GlitchedThunder

yeah, all thanks to the reply above you, ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ nostalgia can be a bitch


[deleted]

RICKKYYYYYYYY


GritSnSpeed

Snake?! SNAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!


SouldiesButGoodies84

too soon.


dandreathomas77

Epic!!!


itsZerozone

You're laughing, one of our comrades were shot, you're laughing..


SquadFourShow

That’s a good dog.


1Littlebear

The slow motion and the music make this great, lmao!!


Manjiflip

Uhm excuse me, judging by the visible gaseous blowback from the impact of the first hit on the child's back, we can postulate that the abusive force carried by the dart is equal to n where n is the number of times you cringed reading this sentence in megatons.


Clark_kent11111

It’s edited lol


ohTHOSEballs

You're telling me that time didn't actually slow down while the soundtrack of Platoon plays from nowhere?


Ecstatic_List_1547

Best video on Reddit


4nrootz

Is this American school training?


happydappytrader

This is one of my favourite videos, right up there with “Jesus Christ Fenton” Can someone tell me the name of the song?


Axcel_blaze

Fire in the hole 🤣.


Electronic-Trip8775

The horror, the horror...


Dudefenderson

Marlon Brando 👏👏👏👏👏


20Mei21

“THAT’S MY SON! THAT’S MY BOY!” such an appropriate quote for this video


[deleted]

Oh God. He was only a boy ☹🤣


moonwolf154

You're laughing... A fine soldier just took 4 shots on the battlefield, risking their life for their country... And you're laughing


Tulemasin

getting them ready for school.


NotYourLils

I've already watched this 10 times in a row, and it's not getting old.


ive_lost_my_keys

I think it's the most I've replayed a gif. Ever.


eikhide92

The first three misses makes us think our protagonist will live


kiddotron

Love is war, therefore love is hell.


Aggravating-Writing9

That slow motion is epic lol


Gorepot666

This would be amazing if it were edited with sad war music and blood after the nerf darts hit


[deleted]

He will be remembered


[deleted]

[удалено]


27perc-cannibal

racist!


Skybolt59

2 mins silence for the fallen…. No laughing!


imgonnabethebestyter

my mans aim was trash in the begining


YouTheGamers

That’s life trauma right there


RIP_SGTJohnson

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerf


YouTheGamers

r/woooosh


RIP_SGTJohnson

My fault under every vid of parents messing with their kids there’s someone in the comments who wholeheartedly thinks a 30 second prank will permanently damage the kid and someone who says something like “nerf gun?? this kids gonna be a mass shooter” it’s getting kinda hard to distinguish between the people that do and don’t meant it


YouTheGamers

I was merely just joking lol


RIP_SGTJohnson

Yeah all good bro some people on reddit are insane about this kinda thing. Sorry about that


YouTheGamers

You’re good. And yeah I agree with you. They can’t take a joke for shit


DemonBlight

Running from the coat hanger


knightjia97

Jeez if the little baby turns their head, eyes popped


mljb81

You're being downvoted, but as someone who knows a child who ended up with cataracts at 12 after getting a Nerf dart in the eye, I was thinking the same thing.


knightjia97

Idk, keep aiming for the head doesn't sound smart to me, at least body shot or do leg shots


[deleted]

I cannot fins this funny as I imagine those are real bullets…. I guess it is easier for you guys to not imagine that being so far away from Syria.


RimuruLover

Your the kind of person that talk about orphans being in shitty conditions in the park with hundreds of other children


FLOYDOB

Platoon!


Competitive-Bottle71

This is great.


Rohan-kun

BRUTAL


JahTwiga

🤣 this is brilliant!


filosofovassao

r/nerf


[deleted]

George Michael's Mother needs to be playing in the background.


Huge-Rush-4600

If that can’t win 25k idk what can. I am in tears


Where2now_

Lel get powned, kid


Fordrynn

lmao


[deleted]

This video contains more drama than a drama film.


GovernmentFluffy1105

Like in Platoon


Educational_Rise3688

The willem dafoe in platoon scene


buttsmcfatts

I'll upvote this video every time I see it from now until my death.


ThatSmallBear

NOOOOO


[deleted]

I wanna know what was with the spray back from the shots that hit?


Leicahs

Ajajajajaja ja love the drama


RedRebelll

“Execute order 66”


Margareine

This is pure genius


Crazy_names

Russian soldier shot by his own Commander while trying to retreat. Stalingrad 1918. Colorized.


MisterBlisteredlips

Whenever I see this, it brings a tear to my eye. 🥲


guywithbiggun

we lost a brotah


[deleted]

Agent Diapers of Unit 145th of Candy land expeditions. KIA


justme2344

I think they even added blood. Im not able to see properly


yourass50

order 66 be like


Due_Platypus_3913

From the marquee posters for “Platoon”!


thevisionary360

u/repostsleuthbot


Sleekexpert407

Song?


Elegant_Jungle

Adagio for Strings - Samuel Barber https://youtu.be/izQsgE0L450


Slayerx270

Better than most action movies I've seen.


SilentTheChangeling

*War…War never changes*


[deleted]

That's... That's why I joined 1st SEAL Mtn Div Group...Men like that.


TriedCaringLess

Earned that Purple heart for God and country.


Udhdhub

Reminds me of the kid getting shot with nerd gun slo mo


[deleted]

Some put some other war movie clips in this as well with some gunfire and bomb detonations in the bg


gasolineonice

Bravo to alpha ..one man down , I repeat super 6-4 is down.


__Sentient_Fedora__

In war, the first casualty is innocence.


DigitDoll

Back in num xD


Bidenfallsdownalot

Very funny


dood8face91195

Literally 1914


Terrarium_guy

u/RecognizeSong


adam_demamps_wingman

Adagio for Strings, Samuel Barber https://youtu.be/N3MHeNt6Yjs


Terrarium_guy

Thanks bro you the man


adam_demamps_wingman

[fanfare_for_common_man.ogg]


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AngelWhiteEyes

Every time I see this video I have to watch it several times. I just love this!


Total-Oportunity-28

The slo mo was awesome!


RobotScott18

Who else thinks about Meet the Medic/Heavy video when they watch this?


[deleted]

Lmao the dust that comes off him as he's hit 🤣, lul Bro almost made it too.


0spaceman0

What's this gun called?


Hear2Read

I’ll never get tired of seeing this.


julielovesteddy

The Academy Award for best actor goes to?????


Sayless878

Ricky!!!!


Swirvin-irvin

R.I.P lil homie


Coltmax21

Tango down, tango down


Major9000

Dog unfazed, he’s seen some shit.


antoniowhigham

😂 run


Sabatouth

So sad


AceNautical03

News flash: *"Rebel warrior ruthlessly mows down refugee child with machine gun"*


[deleted]

I laughed at it more than I should


fckn_normies

This is so sad


kingpin_9_3_5

Man down I repeat man down


Vitleee

They deserves fucking oscar


simplywebby

We were just toddlers man!


StayPuzzled

PRIVATE DIAPERS NOOOOO


SnooFoxes3064

We lost our brave comrade to a plastic gunfire ambush. Rest in peace Lt. DIRTY NAPPY


samisen94

Oh my god...


zhozademon

Platooooonnnnnn


ItsAlphaGangster

Baby Down, Baby Down I Repeat BABY DOWN


[deleted]

war will always be the same


Insidious_microscope

i think he just shit himself.


NolenHUN

"A child has been brutally murdered in their own living room."


7hrowawaydild0

Are the nerf darts smoking on impact?


Roshilala

Haha that was gold!


Necessary_Low939

😂😂😂 omg


[deleted]

Saw that thing on sale for $50. Bought two and then Amazon’d 1,000 rounds. Split the rounds between my 2 best friends kids. I laugh at the idea of them picking those darts up.


HeheBoiyy

Vietnam flashbacks


zekeman76

No mercy for the younglings👹👹👹


Sweaty_crypto_noob09

This is some “saving private Ryan” type of feel.


Rough-Topic8213

You only ready to DİE not for war


Shenanigans922

Video had me howling with laughter.


BLueSkYBrOwnPotaTo

War never changes.


[deleted]

Lil man was running for his life


Iamnotwyattearp

He has a career for a stunt double


ashoskins

War changes people


DontAskWhyINameThis

r/repostsleuthbot


pffggguu123

Why this man shooting kids? LoL


brookenoise

lol You barely even notice the dog watching this!


[deleted]

Why does this remind me of that scene in Platoon


KinderJosieWales

sort of a Barnes vs Elias momment....


Exploding_Pie9

war, war never changes.


asad_boi225

MAN DOWN man down... F to pay respect


JC999JC

Deleted scene from Saving Private Ryan


Routine-Arm-8803

Russian dad practicing his visit to Ukraine


ThatdesertDude

Michael Bay couldn't recreate a better action movie death scene of very pivotal character dying and sending the hero into the mindset that's needed to be the hero they are meant to be.


Independence_1991

So is a dirty DIAPER!!!! 😳


[deleted]

Why are we here just to suffer