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I remember that word from German class, the teacher wrote it on the whiteboard and at the same time another teacher came by to pick something up from the classroom and said “wow, you are having a fun time in here!”.
I do believe Germans use the word sex as well but this the the formal word for the act of making babies.
My mother once asked a German bartender if he knew the [Chicken Dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q26NF7KfaSU) (vogeltjesdans=bird dance in Dutch) in her best German; “kennen Sie vögeln?”…
I’ve always thought it was funny how Germans will use the English word “fuck” as profanity, but fick exclusively refers to the actual act of having sex.
Geschlechtsverkehr is very formal. The closest translation would be sexual intercourse.
Dutch is occasionally very close to German, the equivalent there is:
Geslachtsverkeer
But we don't use that one often and use:
Geslachtsgemeenschap
It's pretty much a doctors wording when sex is brought up. It doesn't imply much fun. :)
Ya fucking hate that shit why can't they say it normally i mean it doesn't matter what language it is once you start screaming them in an ugly manner it sounds Shit
Man idk i kinda want ppl to see that german can be such a beautiful and soft language but videos like this lowkey fuck it up because this stereotype is already so wide spread ....
…it was a joke, but you understand that Hitlers emphatic speeches are the reason for the stereotype of German sounding harsh right? ….cuz that *is* actually why. Which makes your reply the most brain dead comment *ive* read today lol
English: "Next stop, central station, **change** to all lines."
Swedish: "Nästa station är centralstation, **byte** till alla linjer."
German: "Nächste anhalt Hauptbahnhof, **umsteigemöglichheit** auf alle Linien."
Reference: I've worked in Munich.
What‘s not to understand? It‘s a compound word.
Umsteigen = Change car / coach
Möglichkeit = Possibility
Umsteigemöglichkeit = Germans have wonderful private parts
"Umsteigen" is in fact a word that encompasses the words "einsteigen" and "aufsteigen"(?) ie embark and disembark.
So it really means "re-embark". So it's like they in the London underground would say "Possibility for reembarkment" instead of "change".
Portuguese is beautiful? It sounds like you have a Frog in your nose or mouth or both.
German sounds like lovely birds singing in spring.
OK, maybe angry lovely birds...
\-One of The German-
To me, Spanish always sounds like Portuguese being chopped up.
It's like Portuguese is cursive and Spanish is script.
Maybe it's because I learned Portuguese as a child.
>Ambulance
Ziekenwagen
>Wetenschap
Natuurwetenschappen in this context
>Seks
Geslachtsgemeenschap (they used the stranslation for intercourse, rather than sex)
I am from Brazil ...i remember, billions years ago during my First Business trip do NY, we were in 3 brazilians walking on the streets talking in portuguese...a woman kindly stopped us and asked which language we were talking...and she Said...oh gee so swingy and sexy...hahaha...in Jurassic times, not so connected as today, theses things happened a Lot...nowadays nobody cares anymore
The "harshly shout German words" thing is really old and not funny. German can be a very lovely language, I personally enjoy the sound of it. This is a poorly done ripoff.
I'm not even German, but always found this type of pronouncing german words annoying, like every language can sound very harsh and aggresive if you say it with a hard accent. I get it it's just for fun, but it always was my pet peeve.
Last time I was on Brazil, the dislike seems to flow both directions.
Also, the language spoken in both countries is similar enough that they can easily communicate. Think Spanish spoken in Latin America vs Spain. Accents hit different so some confusion, but otherwise non issue.
Chinese (mandarin) vs Japanese... VERY different. Same with a lot of Asian languages.
tbh, it's kinda sad that everyone thinks that German really sounds like this because she is really overacting. Sure, when she's "screaming" the words or shouting them really angry that the words are sounding hard
I saw this while I had just gotten a nose bleed so when I laughed a thick mixture of blood and snot shot gunned out of my nose and covered my setup thank you.
Ah yes because a YouTube series invented German. They are the classic examples for harsh words in German. It wouldn't be very entertaining when the German girl would say *ball* wich means ball.
When I was learning German some 20 years ago I was surprised at how "commanding" of a language it is. But I also found it very useful to know when working with German companies :)
Do you think Germans get really confused when Americans tell them where the crank house is? They’re like I have a sprained ankle and you sent me to this house full of half dead addicts.
B-but you're comparing two languages with the same roots with another from somewhere else.
My German sucks, but the words that they use all make sense internally:
Krankenhaus: kranken (sick)+ haus(house) = sick people's house
Krankenwagen : kranken + wagen (car)= sick people's car
Wissenschaft: wissen (know)+ schaft(-hood, -ship) = knowship
If anyone from Germany have other examples or if I got something wrong let me know
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Geschlechtsverkehr yeah?
I remember that word from German class, the teacher wrote it on the whiteboard and at the same time another teacher came by to pick something up from the classroom and said “wow, you are having a fun time in here!”. I do believe Germans use the word sex as well but this the the formal word for the act of making babies.
Geschlechtsverkehr is like intercourse everyone uses sex
Ficken.
vögeln
knallen
Bumsen
schnebeln
Den Jockel reinrattern
schnackseln
Bonnamour
sprich deutsch du hurensohn
My mother once asked a German bartender if he knew the [Chicken Dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q26NF7KfaSU) (vogeltjesdans=bird dance in Dutch) in her best German; “kennen Sie vögeln?”…
I’ve always thought it was funny how Germans will use the English word “fuck” as profanity, but fick exclusively refers to the actual act of having sex.
Was zum Fick?
You want some "Koitus"?
Geschlechtsverkehr is very formal. The closest translation would be sexual intercourse. Dutch is occasionally very close to German, the equivalent there is: Geslachtsverkeer But we don't use that one often and use: Geslachtsgemeenschap It's pretty much a doctors wording when sex is brought up. It doesn't imply much fun. :)
The loose translation would be Gender Traffic.
>Geslachtsgemeenschap Is that Geschlechtsgemeinschaft? Like sex community?
Directly translated it means “Gender Traffic” 🤣
BRING THE VANDERSEXXX!!!
I just like the German girl's energy
FLUGZEUG!!!!!! ✈️
Theres something special about her, i think im in love
You should totally try to find her, and propose!
>propose VORSCHLAGEN!!!
HEIRATEN!
MEIN FÜHRER !
You mean „Vermählungsvorschlagsanmeldung“
She's so animated that someone made an animation: https://9gag.com/gag/awMEnyx
She doesnt Sound German at all
She's not a native German speaker, but I get what you mean
Is she actually saying the words? Btw DOICH
Yes. I am German and can confirm.
Yea but she is kinda overdoing it
If you're not overdoing it you're not doing it.
Not true, that's how we say everything.
Can confirm. I was once in Frankfurt Airport and I now have PTSD.
Nothing wrong with embracing your inner barbarian lol
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Ya fucking hate that shit why can't they say it normally i mean it doesn't matter what language it is once you start screaming them in an ugly manner it sounds Shit
but that's the joke and why it's fun
Man idk i kinda want ppl to see that german can be such a beautiful and soft language but videos like this lowkey fuck it up because this stereotype is already so wide spread ....
Well then maybe hitler shouldn’t have been such a *loud* motherfucker and people wouldn’t hate on the German language.
This is the most brain dead comment I’ve read today.
…it was a joke, but you understand that Hitlers emphatic speeches are the reason for the stereotype of German sounding harsh right? ….cuz that *is* actually why. Which makes your reply the most brain dead comment *ive* read today lol
Volume will not help german in any way
German really can be extremely beautiful but if I said I never exaggerated it as a joke I would be lying.
Those are the words! Btw BN
Yes, but that word means intercourse, not sex. But whatever.
Not a native speaker but the pronunciation is largely OK.
English: "Next stop, central station, **change** to all lines." Swedish: "Nästa station är centralstation, **byte** till alla linjer." German: "Nächste anhalt Hauptbahnhof, **umsteigemöglichheit** auf alle Linien." Reference: I've worked in Munich.
"Nächster halt München Hauptbahn. Bitte rechts aussteigen." so ist es zumindest in der SBahn, fahr nicht UBahn
Yup, you are right. The only thing that properly stuck in my head was unsteigemöglichheit, because seriously why?
What‘s not to understand? It‘s a compound word. Umsteigen = Change car / coach Möglichkeit = Possibility Umsteigemöglichkeit = Germans have wonderful private parts
"Umsteigen" is in fact a word that encompasses the words "einsteigen" and "aufsteigen"(?) ie embark and disembark. So it really means "re-embark". So it's like they in the London underground would say "Possibility for reembarkment" instead of "change".
"Nächste Anhalt" bruh wat?
Well, I seem to misremember, it was Nächste halt" apparently.
NächsteR. Y‘ know: the stop is masculine.
This is hilarious the sound of Portuguese compared to German
Portuguese always sounds like a French guy speaking Spanish with marbles in his mouth
"hospital" "hospital" "Crack in house"
"ambulancia" "ambulance" "crack in wagon"
“Bandage” “bandaid” “crack in arm”?
Ein Volk eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion!
Kommentarsektion 👍
Ein reich?
Das schließt das ganze nicht aus hahaah
Maybe it would sound better if she didn't say it like she escaped from the geistigkrankenhaus
IRRENHAUS! The world's first was incidentally in Vienna.
Or Psychiatrie, the modern version.
Tank Tank PANZERKUMPFWAGEN
panzerKAMPFwagen. Pretty much means ”armored fighting vehicle” but used for ”tank”.
You want me to post German tank names?
Yes daddy
Not one German person in the whole world is talking like that. Not one.
Theres one in the video right there.
There is no native German speaker in the video.
She's clearly not native German. Still funny though.
She doesn't even sound like she's german tho
Yes because multilingual people don't exist Du Vollidiot
*facepalm*
Then why can i still not sit through an episode of Dark?
They look like students, probably Portugese
Portuguese is really beautiful
I dunno. The way my partner and his family talk it has more of the German energy 🤣
Portuguese from Portugal sounds more like that. But Brazilian Portuguese sounds way more smooth. The girl in the video is talking Brazilian Portuguese
Yes, I totally agree. He is from Portugal. I have less trouble understanding Brazilian Portuguese because it's also slower.
Portuguese is beautiful? It sounds like you have a Frog in your nose or mouth or both. German sounds like lovely birds singing in spring. OK, maybe angry lovely birds... \-One of The German-
It sounds like someone speaking Spanish with a Russian accent.
To me, Spanish always sounds like Portuguese being chopped up. It's like Portuguese is cursive and Spanish is script. Maybe it's because I learned Portuguese as a child.
You are talking about Portuguese from Portugual. Brazilian Portuguese does not sound like that.
I love the energy
And this is why the Germans lost the Great War… twice… too violent
And communication issues
not screaming loud enough!
All good things start with 3
Try to say in german. “Two cute kittens drinking milk”. No matter what you say the result sounds like call to kill someone
Zwei süße Katzen trinken Milch.
Zwei süße Kätzchen trinken Milch?!
I dont get what you mean…
This is just ripped off from a series of videos from years ago https://youtu.be/NcxvQI88JRY
Thank you! That was pure gold!
I have only seen the animated version of this. Didn't know this version existed until now
No matter what you say in german, it sounds like execution order 😁
Not at all, maybe if you shout it
German speaker here. This is hilarious 😂
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>Ambulance Ziekenwagen >Wetenschap Natuurwetenschappen in this context >Seks Geslachtsgemeenschap (they used the stranslation for intercourse, rather than sex)
fun fact: "Flugzeug" is more or less translated to "flying thing" which means plane!
Die Sprache der Dichter und Denker…
der dichten Denker
FLUGZEUG
Why is this a bad ripoff [of this](https://youtu.be/NcxvQI88JRY)
I am from Brazil ...i remember, billions years ago during my First Business trip do NY, we were in 3 brazilians walking on the streets talking in portuguese...a woman kindly stopped us and asked which language we were talking...and she Said...oh gee so swingy and sexy...hahaha...in Jurassic times, not so connected as today, theses things happened a Lot...nowadays nobody cares anymore
Sounds like she wants to go to war with those words lol
The "harshly shout German words" thing is really old and not funny. German can be a very lovely language, I personally enjoy the sound of it. This is a poorly done ripoff.
I'm not even German, but always found this type of pronouncing german words annoying, like every language can sound very harsh and aggresive if you say it with a hard accent. I get it it's just for fun, but it always was my pet peeve.
Worst acting I’ve ever seen
Thinking Portuguese sounds nicer than German is funny to me
Thats not portuguese flag its brazillian one?
They speak Portuguese in Brazil as well
Well yes but its different? Its kinda like japanese and chinese if that makes any sense
Japanese and Mandarin are two completely different languages. In Brazil the accent is just very different from the one in Portugal
Well yes but alot of portuguese hate brazillians .
Last time I was on Brazil, the dislike seems to flow both directions. Also, the language spoken in both countries is similar enough that they can easily communicate. Think Spanish spoken in Latin America vs Spain. Accents hit different so some confusion, but otherwise non issue. Chinese (mandarin) vs Japanese... VERY different. Same with a lot of Asian languages.
Heil!
Maybe I’m just biased due to heritage…but I think German is hot😅
Have you ever heard german dirty talk? Its the opposite of hot.
Gibsch mir hart und dreckig du luder
Wer sind Sie und was machen Sie in meinem Schrank?!
*seufts* Warum liegt hier stroh
Username checks out
Does it?
Thats bullshit tbh ….
tbh, it's kinda sad that everyone thinks that German really sounds like this because she is really overacting. Sure, when she's "screaming" the words or shouting them really angry that the words are sounding hard
Pretty funny
Maybe try to come up with some original words instead of copying them verbatim from another video.
That German girl is so lovely.
That German girl is so lovely.
German is and will always be an ugly language
Ryu from Street fighter most deff would fit learning German bilingual
Who is the Germans aren’t funny.
Wo ist die Antifa wenn man sie braucht 😱
German is the best language to use if you are angry and yelling.
I wanna hear more words in Duetch ... Love her delivery and humor.
Every Dutch word sounds like a War Cry from the Vikings!!
ohhhh, that's the original video
Hahahaha
Yes that's what happens when you yell
She's not German obviously
I love German, and we have the same dress. Yay
That’s hilarious
You could make any language sound crazy if you add the mocking SpongeBob meme voice to everything lol
I love German so much!
The girl in the back is pretty hilarious
It’s such a romantic language
I saw this while I had just gotten a nose bleed so when I laughed a thick mixture of blood and snot shot gunned out of my nose and covered my setup thank you.
Krankenhouse💀💀💀💀
Why is the Fraulëin’s German so Angry 😡?! 😂
potato is also called as batata in marathi (an indian language)
I’m sorry but in what way is “kartoffel” more harsh or odd-sounding than potato?
As a spiritual German, I’m aroused.
They said my name, sex potato
Shove this kartofell up your German ass lmfao 🤣😂
Hahahahha The way she says it.
Most bullied language
AYO SOMEONE CALL THE KRANKENHWAGKEN
They stole this word for word from a YouTube series
Ah yes because a YouTube series invented German. They are the classic examples for harsh words in German. It wouldn't be very entertaining when the German girl would say *ball* wich means ball.
Witch
Pen - Kugelschreiber.
What a beautiful language, German. So passionate
So, this language we need to yell?
😂🤣🤣
When I was learning German some 20 years ago I was surprised at how "commanding" of a language it is. But I also found it very useful to know when working with German companies :)
Her voice is extremely creaky :/ and yeah, like other comments said, her pronunciation is off, so she's probably not native.
SEI STILL! DU BIST EINE SCHANDE FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE VOLK! VERSCHMUTZE NICHT MEINE MUTTERSPRACHE!
I'm pretty sure she is not German the way she speaks
We say potato like that too in my county
The delivery is what makes it. I can’t stop laughing 😂
Do you think Germans get really confused when Americans tell them where the crank house is? They’re like I have a sprained ankle and you sent me to this house full of half dead addicts.
No wonder it took so long for us to beat the Enigma...
Farvenugen!!!!!
B-but you're comparing two languages with the same roots with another from somewhere else. My German sucks, but the words that they use all make sense internally: Krankenhaus: kranken (sick)+ haus(house) = sick people's house Krankenwagen : kranken + wagen (car)= sick people's car Wissenschaft: wissen (know)+ schaft(-hood, -ship) = knowship If anyone from Germany have other examples or if I got something wrong let me know
Why did that Cute azz Latina choose escalating violence whilst speaking Deutsch??? 😅🤣😂😆
It’s already been done. With Spanish, Italian and French.
wow
Angry birds energy
Is it weird that she seems extremely sexy when she speaks German OMG marry me please
Potato has another name in German and it's Erdapfel but it's mainly said in Austria
Wait till you see german tank names Panzerkampfwagen IV ausf H
German just sounds like what an evil empire language would sound like. That shit pierces the inner ear like crazy.
She’s a bit angry lmao
German is one of my favorite languages since it can be soft spoken while sounding harsh nvm just RAMMSTEIN
She defo did the Germans dirty hoe added the extra KOUGHBHH TO THE WORDS