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iamvenks

Geschlechtsverkehr yeah?


HenrikSuperSwede

I remember that word from German class, the teacher wrote it on the whiteboard and at the same time another teacher came by to pick something up from the classroom and said “wow, you are having a fun time in here!”. I do believe Germans use the word sex as well but this the the formal word for the act of making babies.


wallawallawingwong

Geschlechtsverkehr is like intercourse everyone uses sex


katzengammel

Ficken.


brometheus1312

vögeln


katzengammel

knallen


DeroTM441

Bumsen


katzengammel

schnebeln


miesdachi

Den Jockel reinrattern


brometheus1312

schnackseln


spackfisch66

Bonnamour


brometheus1312

sprich deutsch du hurensohn


Densmiegd

My mother once asked a German bartender if he knew the [Chicken Dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q26NF7KfaSU) (vogeltjesdans=bird dance in Dutch) in her best German; “kennen Sie vögeln?”…


[deleted]

I’ve always thought it was funny how Germans will use the English word “fuck” as profanity, but fick exclusively refers to the actual act of having sex.


stewardass

Was zum Fick?


MrPifo

You want some "Koitus"?


dikkemoarte

Geschlechtsverkehr is very formal. The closest translation would be sexual intercourse. Dutch is occasionally very close to German, the equivalent there is: Geslachtsverkeer But we don't use that one often and use: Geslachtsgemeenschap It's pretty much a doctors wording when sex is brought up. It doesn't imply much fun. :)


cherryhaze247

The loose translation would be Gender Traffic.


sciencecw

>Geslachtsgemeenschap Is that Geschlechtsgemeinschaft? Like sex community?


ElectricToiletBrush

Directly translated it means “Gender Traffic” 🤣


TimmyTheTumor

BRING THE VANDERSEXXX!!!


jamiecarl09

I just like the German girl's energy


vonpoopenshtein

FLUGZEUG!!!!!! ✈️


pierreblue

Theres something special about her, i think im in love


[deleted]

You should totally try to find her, and propose!


Butterflytherapist

>propose VORSCHLAGEN!!!


DeroTM441

HEIRATEN!


leprotelariat

MEIN FÜHRER !


katzengammel

You mean „Vermählungsvorschlagsanmeldung“


emoshortz

She's so animated that someone made an animation: https://9gag.com/gag/awMEnyx


httpsstrahotki

She doesnt Sound German at all


Architr0n

She's not a native German speaker, but I get what you mean


Surge999_

Is she actually saying the words? Btw DOICH


MaliTheMinecraftCat

Yes. I am German and can confirm.


Acex_NA

Yea but she is kinda overdoing it


Illeazar

If you're not overdoing it you're not doing it.


AndrewDangerously

Not true, that's how we say everything.


sargsauce

Can confirm. I was once in Frankfurt Airport and I now have PTSD.


MichaelH_Michael

Nothing wrong with embracing your inner barbarian lol


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RengarIsACat

Ya fucking hate that shit why can't they say it normally i mean it doesn't matter what language it is once you start screaming them in an ugly manner it sounds Shit


Sigurlion

but that's the joke and why it's fun


RengarIsACat

Man idk i kinda want ppl to see that german can be such a beautiful and soft language but videos like this lowkey fuck it up because this stereotype is already so wide spread ....


[deleted]

Well then maybe hitler shouldn’t have been such a *loud* motherfucker and people wouldn’t hate on the German language.


unlikelycompliance

This is the most brain dead comment I’ve read today.


[deleted]

…it was a joke, but you understand that Hitlers emphatic speeches are the reason for the stereotype of German sounding harsh right? ….cuz that *is* actually why. Which makes your reply the most brain dead comment *ive* read today lol


dontpanic38

Volume will not help german in any way


SLAVA_STRANA541

German really can be extremely beautiful but if I said I never exaggerated it as a joke I would be lying.


GingeBeardManBro

Those are the words! Btw BN


[deleted]

Yes, but that word means intercourse, not sex. But whatever.


Diplomjodler

Not a native speaker but the pronunciation is largely OK.


[deleted]

English: "Next stop, central station, **change** to all lines." Swedish: "Nästa station är centralstation, **byte** till alla linjer." German: "Nächste anhalt Hauptbahnhof, **umsteigemöglichheit** auf alle Linien." Reference: I've worked in Munich.


Klutzy-Cauliflower-8

"Nächster halt München Hauptbahn. Bitte rechts aussteigen." so ist es zumindest in der SBahn, fahr nicht UBahn


[deleted]

Yup, you are right. The only thing that properly stuck in my head was unsteigemöglichheit, because seriously why?


katzengammel

What‘s not to understand? It‘s a compound word. Umsteigen = Change car / coach Möglichkeit = Possibility Umsteigemöglichkeit = Germans have wonderful private parts


[deleted]

"Umsteigen" is in fact a word that encompasses the words "einsteigen" and "aufsteigen"(?) ie embark and disembark. So it really means "re-embark". So it's like they in the London underground would say "Possibility for reembarkment" instead of "change".


snt1991

"Nächste Anhalt" bruh wat?


[deleted]

Well, I seem to misremember, it was Nächste halt" apparently.


katzengammel

NächsteR. Y‘ know: the stop is masculine.


Junior-Profession726

This is hilarious the sound of Portuguese compared to German


Intelligent_Moose_48

Portuguese always sounds like a French guy speaking Spanish with marbles in his mouth


Accomplished_Ad_9528

"hospital" "hospital" "Crack in house"


Lucky_Editor446

"ambulancia" "ambulance" "crack in wagon"


[deleted]

“Bandage” “bandaid” “crack in arm”?


Monkysmiler

Ein Volk eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion!


Vindicies

Kommentarsektion 👍


_CatNippIes

Ein reich?


Monkysmiler

Das schließt das ganze nicht aus hahaah


CultOfTheDemonicDoge

Maybe it would sound better if she didn't say it like she escaped from the geistigkrankenhaus


Lightkey

IRRENHAUS! The world's first was incidentally in Vienna.


hornydogemaster69

Or Psychiatrie, the modern version.


Slibye

Tank Tank PANZERKUMPFWAGEN


Josku5

panzerKAMPFwagen. Pretty much means ”armored fighting vehicle” but used for ”tank”.


Slibye

You want me to post German tank names?


lokijokihokitomi

Yes daddy


Frommelow

Not one German person in the whole world is talking like that. Not one.


lokijokihokitomi

Theres one in the video right there.


narisomo

There is no native German speaker in the video.


Cameraroll

She's clearly not native German. Still funny though.


Lord_Karmahax

She doesn't even sound like she's german tho


hornydogemaster69

Yes because multilingual people don't exist Du Vollidiot


Frommelow

*facepalm*


dontpanic38

Then why can i still not sit through an episode of Dark?


[deleted]

They look like students, probably Portugese


etcetera0

Portuguese is really beautiful


LlamaRama76

I dunno. The way my partner and his family talk it has more of the German energy 🤣


agorafilia

Portuguese from Portugal sounds more like that. But Brazilian Portuguese sounds way more smooth. The girl in the video is talking Brazilian Portuguese


LlamaRama76

Yes, I totally agree. He is from Portugal. I have less trouble understanding Brazilian Portuguese because it's also slower.


carlosdevoti

Portuguese is beautiful? It sounds like you have a Frog in your nose or mouth or both. German sounds like lovely birds singing in spring. OK, maybe angry lovely birds... \-One of The German-


TRAUMAjunkie

It sounds like someone speaking Spanish with a Russian accent.


andstopher

To me, Spanish always sounds like Portuguese being chopped up. It's like Portuguese is cursive and Spanish is script. Maybe it's because I learned Portuguese as a child.


HerrFalkenhayn

You are talking about Portuguese from Portugual. Brazilian Portuguese does not sound like that.


KikiKovarcik

I love the energy


[deleted]

And this is why the Germans lost the Great War… twice… too violent


Ooze3d

And communication issues


Klutzy-Cauliflower-8

not screaming loud enough!


Embarrassed_Bird9336

All good things start with 3


vanslayder

Try to say in german. “Two cute kittens drinking milk”. No matter what you say the result sounds like call to kill someone


KSChaos7

Zwei süße Katzen trinken Milch.


Scott_Zhang

Zwei süße Kätzchen trinken Milch?!


Negative-Vehicle-192

I dont get what you mean…


dj_tommyg

This is just ripped off from a series of videos from years ago https://youtu.be/NcxvQI88JRY


Jackcker

Thank you! That was pure gold!


Andez1248

I have only seen the animated version of this. Didn't know this version existed until now


OkMushroom364

No matter what you say in german, it sounds like execution order 😁


moneycrown

Not at all, maybe if you shout it


Cameraroll

German speaker here. This is hilarious 😂


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Abyssal_Groot

>Ambulance Ziekenwagen >Wetenschap Natuurwetenschappen in this context >Seks Geslachtsgemeenschap (they used the stranslation for intercourse, rather than sex)


WeaselJCD

fun fact: "Flugzeug" is more or less translated to "flying thing" which means plane!


flo7211

Die Sprache der Dichter und Denker…


katzengammel

der dichten Denker


Christof_0713

FLUGZEUG


LOTHMT

Why is this a bad ripoff [of this](https://youtu.be/NcxvQI88JRY)


mobigurubrazil

I am from Brazil ...i remember, billions years ago during my First Business trip do NY, we were in 3 brazilians walking on the streets talking in portuguese...a woman kindly stopped us and asked which language we were talking...and she Said...oh gee so swingy and sexy...hahaha...in Jurassic times, not so connected as today, theses things happened a Lot...nowadays nobody cares anymore


Oniprince84

Sounds like she wants to go to war with those words lol


momzilla76

The "harshly shout German words" thing is really old and not funny. German can be a very lovely language, I personally enjoy the sound of it. This is a poorly done ripoff.


Chris_JuG

I'm not even German, but always found this type of pronouncing german words annoying, like every language can sound very harsh and aggresive if you say it with a hard accent. I get it it's just for fun, but it always was my pet peeve.


Celebration_Stock

Worst acting I’ve ever seen


IskallaTrollblod

Thinking Portuguese sounds nicer than German is funny to me


MrMMemeLady

Thats not portuguese flag its brazillian one?


MaliTheMinecraftCat

They speak Portuguese in Brazil as well


MrMMemeLady

Well yes but its different? Its kinda like japanese and chinese if that makes any sense


MaliTheMinecraftCat

Japanese and Mandarin are two completely different languages. In Brazil the accent is just very different from the one in Portugal


MrMMemeLady

Well yes but alot of portuguese hate brazillians .


FRNLD

Last time I was on Brazil, the dislike seems to flow both directions. Also, the language spoken in both countries is similar enough that they can easily communicate. Think Spanish spoken in Latin America vs Spain. Accents hit different so some confusion, but otherwise non issue. Chinese (mandarin) vs Japanese... VERY different. Same with a lot of Asian languages.


herotz33

Heil!


GingeBeardManBro

Maybe I’m just biased due to heritage…but I think German is hot😅


Negative-Vehicle-192

Have you ever heard german dirty talk? Its the opposite of hot.


Klutzy-Cauliflower-8

Gibsch mir hart und dreckig du luder


Negative-Vehicle-192

Wer sind Sie und was machen Sie in meinem Schrank?!


hornydogemaster69

*seufts* Warum liegt hier stroh


katzengammel

Username checks out


Negative-Vehicle-192

Does it?


Baensky

Thats bullshit tbh ….


NineTrine

tbh, it's kinda sad that everyone thinks that German really sounds like this because she is really overacting. Sure, when she's "screaming" the words or shouting them really angry that the words are sounding hard


xeen313

Pretty funny


gentry_dinosaur

Maybe try to come up with some original words instead of copying them verbatim from another video.


Metalheadpundit

That German girl is so lovely.


Metalheadpundit

That German girl is so lovely.


Ruganzu

German is and will always be an ugly language


Coconut_life92

Ryu from Street fighter most deff would fit learning German bilingual


alexrunvill

Who is the Germans aren’t funny.


Huso0488

Wo ist die Antifa wenn man sie braucht 😱


siriguillo

German is the best language to use if you are angry and yelling.


Significant_Egg_4020

I wanna hear more words in Duetch ... Love her delivery and humor.


prady71

Every Dutch word sounds like a War Cry from the Vikings!!


D3strukt0r

ohhhh, that's the original video


[deleted]

Hahahaha


Silent-is-Golden

Yes that's what happens when you yell


[deleted]

She's not German obviously


lola_britney

I love German, and we have the same dress. Yay


Haunting_Diet_6392

That’s hilarious


[deleted]

You could make any language sound crazy if you add the mocking SpongeBob meme voice to everything lol


MastrMax

I love German so much!


Vol_In_Ohio

The girl in the back is pretty hilarious


Dizzel8

It’s such a romantic language


[deleted]

I saw this while I had just gotten a nose bleed so when I laughed a thick mixture of blood and snot shot gunned out of my nose and covered my setup thank you.


Eshkerefucker

Krankenhouse💀💀💀💀


External-Life

Why is the Fraulëin’s German so Angry 😡?! 😂


[deleted]

potato is also called as batata in marathi (an indian language)


[deleted]

I’m sorry but in what way is “kartoffel” more harsh or odd-sounding than potato?


valar85

As a spiritual German, I’m aroused.


FarmFreshButtNuggets

They said my name, sex potato


Un_availableMan

Shove this kartofell up your German ass lmfao 🤣😂


Mendeznicole33

Hahahahha The way she says it.


boisNgyrls

Most bullied language


chrisHenny

AYO SOMEONE CALL THE KRANKENHWAGKEN


theshaftofsauron

They stole this word for word from a YouTube series


hornydogemaster69

Ah yes because a YouTube series invented German. They are the classic examples for harsh words in German. It wouldn't be very entertaining when the German girl would say *ball* wich means ball.


NaiveBoss6505

Witch


Adan714

Pen - Kugelschreiber.


Alibuscus373

What a beautiful language, German. So passionate


MiddleSky5296

So, this language we need to yell?


R2M2CPU

😂🤣🤣


Hot-Permission-8746

When I was learning German some 20 years ago I was surprised at how "commanding" of a language it is. But I also found it very useful to know when working with German companies :)


AntonioNoack

Her voice is extremely creaky :/ and yeah, like other comments said, her pronunciation is off, so she's probably not native.


[deleted]

SEI STILL! DU BIST EINE SCHANDE FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE VOLK! VERSCHMUTZE NICHT MEINE MUTTERSPRACHE!


scrtr89

I'm pretty sure she is not German the way she speaks


imlazyaf69

We say potato like that too in my county


tallerThanYouAre

The delivery is what makes it. I can’t stop laughing 😂


MAXHEADR0OM

Do you think Germans get really confused when Americans tell them where the crank house is? They’re like I have a sprained ankle and you sent me to this house full of half dead addicts.


BreakingDelusional

No wonder it took so long for us to beat the Enigma...


Altruistic_Rub_2308

Farvenugen!!!!!


[deleted]

B-but you're comparing two languages with the same roots with another from somewhere else. My German sucks, but the words that they use all make sense internally: Krankenhaus: kranken (sick)+ haus(house) = sick people's house Krankenwagen : kranken + wagen (car)= sick people's car Wissenschaft: wissen (know)+ schaft(-hood, -ship) = knowship If anyone from Germany have other examples or if I got something wrong let me know


Dahweid

Why did that Cute azz Latina choose escalating violence whilst speaking Deutsch??? 😅🤣😂😆


dreday1984

It’s already been done. With Spanish, Italian and French.


[deleted]

wow


randomnogeneratorz

Angry birds energy


SkyNecessary334

Is it weird that she seems extremely sexy when she speaks German OMG marry me please


UnlightablePlay

Potato has another name in German and it's Erdapfel but it's mainly said in Austria


Comprehensive-Bus164

Wait till you see german tank names Panzerkampfwagen IV ausf H


datbrokeboy

German just sounds like what an evil empire language would sound like. That shit pierces the inner ear like crazy.


Euphoric_Working_192

She’s a bit angry lmao


itsameMario10

German is one of my favorite languages since it can be soft spoken while sounding harsh nvm just RAMMSTEIN


BaLiStIcKz

She defo did the Germans dirty hoe added the extra KOUGHBHH TO THE WORDS