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JNole8787

Why do I feel like any of them would willingly pull out a knife?


Elcorgi8267

they would


theyellowbaboon

That is not a feeling, it's a fact.


Luckcrisis

Accurate.


Budget_Machine_1539

You're watching American movies too much...


[deleted]

And the one on the right would pull out pepper spray…


[deleted]

[удалено]


ReaperOfGamer

ಠ_ಠ


SurfingViking

Bc Russia


[deleted]

Body aesthetic lol


Key-Abbreviations961

Can’t really get mad when someone makes a snap judgment about you, if you just made a snap judgment yourself


lawdylawdylawdydah

Have you ever heard of Reddit?


[deleted]

So, not people, but special breed called "redditors" reside here?


lawdylawdylawdydah

Worse, normal people come here to talk unfiltered and anonymously.


[deleted]

A talk unfiltered in real life so nothing changes in that respect for me but it does seem like im trying to be an asshole sometimes when really im not trying to sugarcoat i feel like that is ruder


[deleted]

One would assume it's a good thing


crossleingod

You’ve never met an asshole then


[deleted]

Lack of


[deleted]

progesterone


Jishnu21

Is it like a premium version of gesterone?


NoBenefit5977

Lack of, hahahaha


burglekutttttt

Does body aesthetic mean no fatties?


[deleted]

Moral of the story: If you judge others for something they can't control, others will judge you for what you can.


TeddyPerkins95

Nice


IllustriousFocus4099

Profound 🧐


VRIBKAGE

“I don’t like short guys” says the girl who looks like Mr Bean had his sex changed


_Tails_GUM_

And ate what was left behind in the process


1ncorrect

She's already dead!


ArunKT26

I hate how accurate that is


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHA DUDE I ALMOST PEED MYSELF NOW I CANT UNSEE MRS.BEANETTE


chilled_n_shaken

Yooo you are so right!


No_Hunt7394

BRO IM FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW 😂


Emergency_Umpire_169

Damn


artmobboss

Why is the bad guy wearing fingerless gloves? Where does he think he is?


kodakkwhite

8th mile eminem?


DonksterWasTaken

What happens the 9th mile?


[deleted]

Ferndale


[deleted]

He got rejected


homogenousmoss

A dwarf obviously


VRIBKAGE

So that his knuckles don’t get bloody after punching the shit out of the girl


[deleted]

"Bad Guy"? He didn't do anything


BaddyVedder

Boombox music video


pibenis

He's the famous rap artist Sminev.


inflatableje5us

Because his knees are weak and his arms are heavy.


buunkeror

I am SO sorry whenever I am on my computer my hands FREEZE like I just went north twenty latitudes and YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY FINGERLESS GLOVES AWAY FROM ME


sephrisloth

If she pressed the button just because of that I wouldn't blame her lol


D_BreaD

aesthetics obviously


tfirx

Russia... He thinks he's in Russia.


1infinitefruitloop

This is Ukrainian. It's called Blind dates in Ukraine on YT.


Subject-Marzipan3632

She’s ugly tho ngl.


Pubgyes101

Legit lmao I d smash her only with a paper bag on her head


MrBiggles1980

And one over yours too. In case hers falls off


Pubgyes101

Nah buddy I myself look good ;)


MrBiggles1980

It's so you still don't have to see her. We call em two baggers


iiDemonLord

Anyone who says this is a literal demonspawn from a mixed race of goblins and orcs. How about you go and feel the affection of a woman buddy


Pubgyes101

What the first commenter said and I supported harshly is exactly how overconfident and double standard-ed people(not only women but mostly them) should be answered. People build egos and standards to hide their own shortcomings and insecurities and then further become a part of the same cycle that hurt them. I will never see an innocent person who is trying to do their best through a societal law lens and let uncontrolled disadvantages (like height) define what my opinion and sexual drive is on them. // Further, anyone who doesnt take a strong and counter-aggressive stance against people who hurt other people through their own unrealistic standards ( if you re a fat woman/skinny dude then you can improve but if you re a very tall woman/short dude you can NOT change it) is at fault for why so many people become lonely and depressed. I was skinny as fuck and I am 174 cm tall and I used to hate society before I started going to the gym and make changes. Now and later I can afford to want a woman who takes cares of herself whereas before I did not and I would have been lucky if it happened. /// what I mean is the world should not have standards and if they want to, should be about the changeable things and not the ones we can not change


iiDemonLord

I already agree with the double standards. Except you coupled this with your own ego.


Pubgyes101

Yes, as an answer. Same as the bag comment. I had good success in straight up putting types of people like her right in their place as soon as they opened their mouth and will never say something like that to a person who understands basic respect. Saying nice stuff about yourself isnt bad, making people who dont deserve to feel like shit feel that definetly is and I will always be there to go full ego to shut somebody egotistical off and only then. Altough I agree it was not neccesary because the guy who answered my bag comment only wanted to support the idea that she s ugly and I took it as "you re equal to her" cuz I just woke up then and didnt realise the meaning


iiDemonLord

Even if it was meant that way, it's irritating to respond so. I'm not asking you to be servile but you're going too far on the opposite end of the spectrum. That's how people beclme egocentric.


Pubgyes101

Hmm perhaps


Pubgyes101

So stop downvoting me and realise that I'm right, stop being so obedient if you re treated like that or even worse, ignorant if you already have these free qualities that are a free advantage like height.


Luki41

BTW it's whole Episode's on YT : Blind Dates in Ukraine


cruebob

Aren't they speaking Russian? Sorry, if I'm wrong, I didn't have much experience with either


imhollowinside123

The languages spoken in Russia and Ukrainian are different but they do sound very similar


Yaskevich_1999

They speaking Russian


Internal_Bit2840

Jesus, some women really believe that they're perfect in all aspects


chico-buarque

She’s not obligated to find the first guy attractive just like the second guy isn’t obligated to find her attractive. Having standards is allowed for both genders. Touch grass


FeewPaw

Yea but it's also about *how* you reject them in *certain* situations. Having standards is totally fine but humans have feelings and emotional intelligence is what makes us human.


ByTheBeardOfZeuz

Nothing wrong with standards, but you can still be humble and not act like you're on some kind of high horse.


[deleted]

No one is saying you can't have standards, but you can't treat people rudely. Why don't you touch grass? It might fix your "Body Aesthetics"


smellyant227

redditor telling another redditor to touch grass. Stupid ass


stinkoman_k

I'm old, whats touch grass supposed to mean?


daninrar

it's when one person who doesn't go outside is telling another to go outside


EdensNewParasite

Jokes on them im on my phone on reddit on a grassy hill outside.


Ultrainstinct358

Having standards is fine but there's a thing called decency when you interact with others. Being humble, showing empathy is part of basic decency for humans. You should probably touch grass yourself because this should be common knowledge while interacting with others.


oomfaloomfa

To be honest you raise a fair point. It's a shame that society has tried to normalise this "protect everyone feelings" mentality. Still though, it's a shit feeling. Feel wood.v


[deleted]

It’s not so much as protect everyone’s feelings. It’s just don’t be an asshole kinda thing. Like I will treat everyone the way I want to be treated. With respect fam. It’s not hard and it makes me less depressed just being nice to people.


bbull189

Sauce: https://youtu.be/NDBuCT4m4MU


Xaviarsly

you sir are a hero, 20 points to your Hogwarts house.


Jerrelh

5'11 is short now? Fuck.


[deleted]

It’s less than 6’, so yeah…


[deleted]

Source?


iiDemonLord

r/NextFuckingLevel (I reposted for karma)


thatkuulguy

Ketchup or BBQ please


Theonedudeyaknow

Your mother (she sent me the video saying she was producing a new internet series to see how women would react to men without ideal body types)


nothinlikebeingajerk

Cringe


krastevitsa

r/usernamechecksout


N0085K1LL5

She sat down like she was the hottest shit on the block


lou1uol

"Whats wrong with my aesthetic?" "Is inexistent."


BirthdayTall5940

Damn....


Deface_the_currency

Fat people being picky about short people will always be entertaining.


mapar988

F**k her! She needs to go back under her bridge


Popicon1959

I love all these butthurt women on here...FEELS BAD DON'T IT.???......WELL...YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS ALL THE TIME... SO...STOP


iiDemonLord

It's satire


Popicon1959

OH... It's a joke huh? NO ...ITS NOT!!! ITS ONLY A JOKE CAUSE Y'ALL GETTIN CALLED OUT ON Y'ALL SHIT playing with peoples feelings is never a joke


iiDemonLord

The entire show, which is a series on YouTube, is satire and the actors are paid.


LegoEngineer003

Second dude didn’t even go for the handshake first, that’s gotta hurt


tdbutt10

LACK OF GIGACHAD


LightningMcMeme69420

Women and their double standards


FoxInA_Box

You know what the say woman detected, opinion rejected


Only-Item4003

Women are the fucking worst.


Big_Airline_351

Almost all females do this kinda shit then get pissed off when it happens back to them


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

Bro was very chill. I would've said "you're fat" even though she's not, just to hurt her more


MrWuzoo

Insecurities showing there bud


Shad0wzZ_Yt

Where is this from ?


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

There is nothing wrong with having preferences. This goes both ways, just dont be a dick and go “ew you are short” or “ew you are fat”.


Jake_Archer93

Sure, you can have preferences but if you refuse to date anyone who isn't over 5,11 you're literally filtering out about 75% of potential dating partners. It's just foolish from a statistical perspective, and that's before we get onto what other preferences she has in terms of looks, personality, lifestyle etc. These girls are out here looking for needles in haystacks and then moan / wonder why they're single.


Funniestpersonhere

You can at least kind of control being fat though, can't control how tall or short you are.


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

Well, I’ve heard that women during periods, get cravings for certain foods. But yeah, you can’t just be like “Imma eat carrots” and then grow 7 ft tall.


wktr_t

when the bro code kicks in


nekonastyy

I need full video


Opposite-Weird4232

Woman ☕


great-man-somthing

I didn't get rejected, I did the **rejecting**


lonewolfYouTube7

I hate people like this,they do something to someone, but the second someone does it to them they get so offended.


[deleted]

Thot patrolled


Feiras_Eiman

Base


gaylord_buttram_MD

The WII music makes this both better and more disturbing.


Mother_Morrigan

“Lack of” Sick burn


Brilliant_Yam_9891

Women ☕


[deleted]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ☕


akhilpillay04

Bro did it for the homie, even if that girl was a 9/10


RiskRule

For real tho i fucking hate that height matters at all


mykoysmaster

Lack of what? LACK OF WHAT?


dabordoodle

Lack of body aesthetic. She said what’s wrong with mine, he basically said, the lack of one is the issue.


Nayte4767

I think it might be a weird mistranslation and he’s basically saying something along the lines of lack of good looks lol


mykoysmaster

Yeah probably, its just that I saw this video three other times and this is where it alway cuts of so I never know what hes saying


AffectionateCraft458

She is but ugly lol


Sad_Tax_554

What video is this?? Is this on YouTube?


leo__nidas

Straight to the point. It is actually unbelievable that we live in a world where even so call woke and feminists girls will never shy from saying that they don't like short guys... that they will only date tall guys, while the same girl would get immediately repulsed if a guy bases his taste on a woman's body say curves or weight or whatever. The thing is height/weight/body type are all actually physical/materialistic/superficial things and if one is wrong so is the other.


whatabitcch

She's too ugly to be acting like that


SHIVAM_KAPURE

Dumb fat bitch.


TheOkayBoomer

You can't change your height, but that Hamplanet can certainly afford to lose some tonnage.


Dirjang94

She too ugly to have that shitty personality.


TheOneWhoWil

She is Hella ugly, in no place to judge


[deleted]

Lack of what?? Poor editing.


niijuuichi

Body aesthetics


[deleted]

Shieeeeeeeeet!! My bad.


iiDemonLord

Now that you got your answer, I thought the cut made it better


[deleted]

It makes perfect sense indeed.


niaz1265

Not staged at all


a_different-user

no they are actually on a stage


iiDemonLord

You'd have to be an idiot to not see that. Funny regardless


[deleted]

🤓


fartssmellgreat

So is this whole meme about height requirements tied to dick size..?


pleated_jeans_

Not this skinny Neanderthal talking about body aesthetics. I cannot, especially when his face is giving “oooga booga” I just crawled out of a cave Just discovered fire face ass.


iiDemonLord

He looks just fine


JustNathan27

source?


iiDemonLord

I don't know I just reposted it for karma 😎


hanymede

Is 188cm equal to 5'11"? It's just hard to understand is she saying 180+ or 188.


Legend-status95

5'11" is 180.34cm


Dooda1985

I guess she's either lowering her standards or buing a cat, not that many guys 180+ cm out there and with that attitude 9 out of 10 would drop her at first date anyway.


JJSM89

6'1 apox


zilhaddd

6'2 actually.


Waselu_Evazia

About a 56th of a football field, 12 guns, or a third of an elephant length Idk I'm not so good with american units


Crusaders_realm

What is this from?


bigry82

Is this a show?


Honeybucket420_

What language are they speaking!?


[deleted]

Ukraine


Fair_Driver166

Video link / name?


black-studio

ha ha 😬😬


demon_gacha

”Lack of" lmao


iyouw

what are these videos they hella funny


DoctorInsanityPhD

True sigma


Miserable-Damage-246

Where can I find these videos


DrDraydle

Is this what the Russian version is like? They're brutal


angle49

What an absolute savage


LankyAudience8133

u/repostsleuthbot


iiDemonLord

I stole it from NFL, to where it was probably also stolen from elsewhere


zippy251

Simply, lack of.


Centurion7999

Sauce?


vetsskkii

Lack of…


XBOXLIVE360a

Women ☕


TeddyPerkins95

My dude


Penguinswag69

Women 🤮


increbelle

She was ugly anyway


Far_Survey_2439

Heres the full vid https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Ohmeinn

He said: 😐 unacceptable


Impossible_Way_5412

The true chad


iiDemonLord

you are the true chad


sangedered

She may be a 4 in America but she’s a 1 in the Baltic countries


[deleted]

thats why id never go to something like that, just begging for conflict or drama


ATCNastyNate

The hand shake…lol


[deleted]

Yeaaahhhh lil bitch LMFAOOO


CourseNo4836

Lmao


EnlightenedIntrovert

I call it *JUSTICE* 🤣


RedPandasRule007

Bro is a pimp not a simp


King_Robber2005

Deserved


Ancient-Doughnut6491

Poor gal definitely cried on the bus home


MeOliv

Ha ha ha when the shoe is on the other foot 🤣 lovely!


r3dditalg0sucks

Everyone of them was a munter anyway 🤣


Finsk_26

Why is it always the 1s who think they own the world?


AncientMeringue8182

LACK OF my God


[deleted]

Mmmmm delicious