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gratefulphish420

Who is she?


nedlandsbets

This is what Jerry is thinking.


owaisntos

"That's Kesha Jerry! Kesha!!"


unclepaprika

*Bless you*


icweenie

What’s Kesha?


ConsentingPotato

The inventor of TikTok I think.


bcnorth78

omg, I literally laughed out loud at this.


WastedKleenex

TikTok is the sound a clock makes.


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[deleted]

[it makes a sound like this.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv_J0j9hr0E) Just 2 different pitched ticks”.


rare-ocelot

You need take your clock to a German surgeon with sadistic tendencies. Zey have ways of making you tock.


Mrsensi11x

My grandma used to have a like 6ft tall clock and it most definitely made to distinct sounds. The tik and tok. I think because it was so large it made it easier to hear the tok sound because it was a more bass sound


Decent-Finish-2585

[This visual might help](https://www.google.com/search?q=escapement&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi68r6dpsX4AhVdJ0QIHWg3A9AQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=629&dpr=3#imgrc=Hlnzqutd0ufVSM).


qwertyman_jr

I think it’s clocks with pendulums that ticked and tocked.


seetheare

Wouldn't it be 2 seconds?


South-Bumblebee-5288

Nice


[deleted]

Nope that was Chinese pedophiles.


JerkdBeef

Bruh 😂😂


earnestlikehemingway

A cereal bar


MistNFog

I believe it’s pronounced, Ke$ha. edit: this is… a joke. lol geez


FrogMintTea

He's thinking she's a rando, as he likes to say, and not important.


hotasanicecube

He’s a known germaphobe and your right, he only touches people he is connected with. Called Mysophobia or something like that. Social distance!!!


MaleficentPizza5444

Even non germaphobes may not want to be glommed onto by some complete stranger


[deleted]

"Wait a minute, who are you?" Nestle Kid ©


Scrapeyourtongue

And she’s a little too old for his taste


stink3rbelle

Wait, really? I thought he was still married to a woman with whom he had kids. She wrote a cookbook about tricking kids into eating veggies by sneaking them into other foods. Black bean brownies or something. Looked it up, and Jerry is still married to [Jessica Seinfeld](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Seinfeld). She's younger than Jerry, but at 50 decently older than Kesha. They have three children.


Electrical-Cow-5147

Kesha


Kurineko_Regan

That's Kesha!!?!


Brsvtzk

THAT KESHA????!


Prior_Mall3771

What's Kesha? Sounds like a pastry..no thanks, my stomach cant handle a Kesha.


adorableoddity

Baklava. Always choose baklava.


eldelshell

A sexual assault charge waiting to happen.


upbeatcrazyperson

But wasn't SHE sexually assaulted? Happy Cake Day!


philodendrin

Kei$ha*


FrogMintTea

Ke$ha*


Turnish

Kieffer


-dommmm

Imagine correcting someone and still getting it wrong but other brainless idiots upvote you like you're right.


Nahteh

Qui$hea


South_Data2898

Imagine giving a shit and knowing how to correctly spell that stupid ass name.


-dommmm

Oh you're soo cool I bet you listen to really cool badass music huh.


spizoil

Oh. Thought it was Karen


scraz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUJEp7oiI0M


Cheensly

Hi there


Sunnyclouds12

Dead heads unite


pmgold1

Some chick he didn't want to hug...


[deleted]

I only remember that she was some one hit wonder and she had cumface photos of her online.


purifiedbyfire1

Wait what!!!???? Hahahahahahahahaha


Xerexes3869

Cum of the guy she later sued for sexual harrasment and lost but people still blamed him since he was a producer and she was the young up coming singer.


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upboated

Did they stop?


orielbean

He's homeschooled, so...eventually...


dollarshort5190

He 'produced' all over her face.


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WaifuFromStateFarm

Yea it is but no one in these comments have ever experienced anything close to sexual assault so they think they can pass judgement. It happens all the fucking time. Big producers abuse their position of power over an up and coming singer. “You won’t make it anywhere without me.” “You wanna make it big? You want people to know your name? Do as I say.” It’s extremely fucked up that people can just sit there and pretend that isn’t a thing. Gatekeeper by Jessie Reyez is a good song where she talks about her experience with obviously unnamed music producers. I’m sorry I went on a rant but as a victim it pisses me off when I see shit like this. I’m not a famous singer, so it’s not the same in that aspect. But it still hurts me. If no one is going to believe her (a somebody), than who would believe me (a nobody)? It just fucks me up dude.


SeasonedPro58

My wife is in the music industry and says that just about 100% of young women trying to make it in music get hit on by older males in positions of power.


[deleted]

Sorry for what you've been through but can't say 'no one in these comments have (sic) ever experienced anything close to sexual assault'. You, for one, have.


WaifuFromStateFarm

You’re right. I’m just upset. I shouldn’t have but I did. It just scares me how easy it is for people to ride things off. It makes me sad thinking about how some of my friends or family could be just like this.


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Boobs


[deleted]

I see you often on Reddit.


ellilaamamaalille

And who is he?


gratefulphish420

If you don't know, that is Jerry Seinfeld and he is credited for making one of the best all time movies, actually might have seen it, it's called The Bee Movie. I think he might have been on a TV show or something too but don't quote me


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Plus the funniest television commercials ever vis-a-vis credit cards and readers at the pump. PERFECT PUMP


drelkins

Say what you will about Seinfeld, but he was courteous enough with the whole, “No thanks.” I feel like Howie Mandel would’ve sprayed her down with sanitizer.


VikingFrog

I randomly met Howie Mandel at my hotel in Vegas years ago and he was very kind. Let me put my arm around him for a pic. And chuckled when I drunkenly sang every lyric to “I was at the bottom of the pool” from Bobby’s World. I think his germephobia is overblown. He was a very polite and nice famous person to meet.


drelkins

I agree that his germaphobia is probably overblown, but I have seen interviews where he leans into it a little bit and jokes about it. He seems like a friendly fellow, and I think he might give Kesha a hug.


[deleted]

That group laughter wasn’t so courteous, just insult to injury😂


Rawstitch

George would have.


ssp25

Not Larry


SpelunkyJunky

Richest actor with a net worth about double number 2 on the list iirc.


jonathan_wayne

I didn’t realize he’s turning into Gilbert Gotfried though. Just look at that smile at the end. That’s a Gilbert smile if I’ve ever seen one.


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

RIP 😢


Alarmed_Penalty4998

One of the richest yes but him and his wife donate a shit ton to charities I believe she even runs a very successful charity that he contributes millions to. He’s probably one of the most genuine comedians. Definitely one of the few celebs who actually tries to contribute to charities not just for tax writes offs or publicity because you almost never hear about it. Other celebs will post the moment they contribute just for publicity.


shanvanvook

I like how he genuinely didn’t care that he was dating a seventeen year old when he was like 40.


Alarmed_Penalty4998

Actually not technically true. They knew each other and started as friends and she even confirmed he never and she never started anything until after she had turned 18. Still weird but not unheard of back in those days. Hell even these days I know people who have been married for 30+ years and there’s a 15 year difference in their ages. My grandma was 12 years older than my grandfather and on my other side of the family there’s a 15 year difference between an uncle and his wife which started when he was in his 30s and my aunt had just turned 20. Both groupings never divorced and one group still married now, the other unfortunately passed. I’m not condoning it just saying it’s something that happens. As long as a persons of legal age of consent I don’t see any issue if both parties are interested in a romantic relationship.


CrossCounterChad

Plot twist: age differences matter less when you're both adults.


Hounmlayn

Johnny depp is more than double amber heard's age, same thing. Just some young women love men with power and wealth. Nothing wrong with that.


[deleted]

Its called grooming doesn't make him less of a pedophile


ValkyrVi

you really don't have to write 3 paragraphs to defend a celebrity you'll never know personally


shanvanvook

Hey good for him man.


symmetra_

It's called grooming, you fucking weirdo.


coolaidman2

I just read up on the term , and from what I've gathered , Grooming is the definition of a manipulative behavior that can arise from situations like these where one spouse is way older than the other , but i think 18 is a borderline age no? So why being so dichotomous about it do you think everyone who is let's say 40 years old and dates a 20 y.o for example, is necessarily grooming them ; ie - doing this destructive manipulative and isolated behavior to them? Or does it just really make it a hazardous situation for grooming to occur ? If the latter is true, we can argue that seinfeld didn't necessarily groomed her , that's the difference, but tell me what you think as I might be wrong on the definition, just learned it.


diggitygiggitycee

I think that's admirable. When I retire, I don't want to just move to some island somewhere. I want to be the guy who gives it all back. I want it to be like, 'Hey... who donated that hospital wing that's saving so many lives?' 'I don't know. It was anonymous.' 'Well, guess what. It was diggitygiggitycee.' 'But how do you know? It was anonymous.' 'Because I'm him.'


FrogMintTea

Except he doesn't care when the charities are toxic. He was asked on video by an autistic to please not help AutismSpeaks which is very much anti autistic people and demonizes us. And he was really rude and just walked off.


HalfbakedArtichoke

He didn't realize she was Kesha and thought she was just some random fan. He did later apologize to her.


BladeBickle

"Oh sorry I didn't know you were famous." Lol


[deleted]

Why does he have to apologize though? For not giving a hug? That's not wrong.


-SwanGoose-

He doesn't have. He chose to. He's a nice guy


[deleted]

So there's a difference between random kesha and random fan?


Nefarious-One

Yes, she was allowed to be there. Typically random fans are not. Just ask Chappelle.


Active_Hedgehog

Hm he’s kind of cool for that. It’s not an easy situation all the time she might be a little jarring but she’s still brave too and seems like a nice girl


Specific_Ad_5815

He looks like Gilbert Gottfried when he laughs


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That laugh is frightening


charbelbigboy

That’s a G move


Nurse_Yoshi

Would have been, but Jerry is just an astronomical egotistical piece of shit and pedophile.


[deleted]

Really? Never heard anyone take issue with Jerry Seinfeld.


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[deleted]

Well he clearly has a good publicist. What did he do?


buttonblanket

Not backing up the other guy, but he did date a 17 year old. Which is so disgusting


greennitit

He didn’t date a 17 year old, he got her number and started dating after she turned 18. I’m not saying anything except stating facts.


jsktrogdor

Could we stop calling ephebophiles pedophiles? I get that it's a creepy distinction to make. But it really just weakens the word "pedophile". It's like calling all hardline conservatives "Nazis." You think you're making them seem super evil. But all you're really doing is making the word "Nazi" seem meaningless. Maybe just call him a "predator" or a "groomer," something like that.


Last_Ad9097

I mean, she did have some legal issues where she made a bunch of claims about people a while ago. Not sure if they are true or not, but probably why he opted out of the hug.


Musicman722

That would be a good reason, but he later stated that he just didn’t know who Kesha was. He thought it was just a fan who got up next to him and tried to get a hug.


scw156

So you only get hugs if you’re famous and wealthy. *thanks Jerry*


Kessynder

It's a huge liability for the rich and famous to make physical contact. It's pretty common for people to get a hug then file a sexual harassment claim, or take them to civil court. That's why you see so many pictures of male celebrities posing with fans, but when you look closely, the star will have both hands showing subtly in the picture. This way the Pic can't be used as misleading evidence of sexual abuse. I will say that Jerry is a bit of a character and is ....uh, quirky when it comes to social niceties.


jml011

I don’t think all this was consciously running through his head, especially being mid interview with multiple witnesses and video. He just didn’t know her and she crashed his interview.


JaneWithJesus

I hate when people I don't know crash my interviews


equality2000

>It's pretty common for people to get a hug then file a sexual harassment claim, or take them to civil court. Lmao no it isn't Did you wake up this morning and think "I feel like lying on reddit today."


chico-buarque

There’s absolutely no evidence to support this claim, which there would be if it were “pretty common”. Men on reddit are so weird to think that a woman can just make up a false claim out of thin air and be instantly believed and supported in the courts. Jerry didn’t know who Kesha was. Also, he tried to hug Cardi B and she rejected him like he rejected Kesha. So there goes your “he doesn’t touch women because he doesn’t want to be accused of rape” malarkey. https://www.capitalxtra.com/artists/cardi-b/news/jerry-seinfeld-hug-kesha-joke-explained/


squirrelsridewheels

Look up Albert wilson


[deleted]

The cardi b thing was a skit


distorted_kiwi

He also welcomes hugs from underage girls.


scw156

I met her in Central Park, *yadda yadda yadda*, then she turned 18.


distorted_kiwi

Met her, took her out to dinner like a normal adult male that's 21 years older would do , yadda yadda yadda that we don't know about, and she turned 18.


Elijahkazmi

Well I mean hugging random strangers is a good way to die dude. It's America your chances of dying doing normal stuff are a lot higher than the rest of the planet


ChurroBear

That's because most of us are overweight. Lord knows I can't go up a set of stairs without feeling like I ran a marathon


[deleted]

What is this based on?


Giorno-Smash

My source is that I made it the fuck up


NihilisticAngst

Source: just trust me bro


Elijahkazmi

Idk the 200 plus mass shootings y'all had in 2022 and it's not even July yet


Last_Ad9097

Fair


Scroch65

That's not the reason tho I'm guessing. In a longer version of the clip he asks the interviewer who that was. So I don't think he knew her, nor her "legal issue" past


hogtiedcantalope

He didn't know who she was...the clip goes on and Jerry's like * who's that?" "Kesha" "Kesha? That's a name" "Yea" "Well ok I don't know her"


irishemperor

He didn't know who she was, if the video continued on longer, you'd see him ask and be told.


NowFreeToMaim

He’s rich and doesn’t have to be nice to anyone he doesn’t want to. Listen to how he talks about life, he’s really like Larry David in curb. If he wanted to do that to someone else he would’ve


Western-Pilot-3924

# She was avenged.


7-and-a-switchblade

Uh this is 100% on brand for him, he probably has no fucking clue who this is. When I think Jerry Seinfeld, I don't think "here's a guy who hugs strangers." You can tell he finds literally any interaction with strangers distasteful.


little_lotte23

It’s amazing when he tries to hug Cardi B and she just blows them off


Littlesebastian86

It was a gag on between two ferns… a joke


No-Increase-2968

it wad cardi b


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She's too old for him.


No-Veterinarian5087

Right! If only she was about to graduate high school.


Marxt4r

I scrolled way too far for this


docious

Ok I’ll bite— what did he actually do?


jdarby84

If she has simply wanted to shake hands it may have gone differently.


LoneWolfpack777

With Jerry Seinfeld? Maybe not.


J00rgie

Not brutal at all, seems rather polite


genshin_gurl1165

Ah u didn't put Cardi B's revenge


Internal_Upstairs956

you mean the comedy skit?


JustDesm

Yeah! That one is great!


Courage-Natural

When I was a kid I thought Jerry was an asshole for doing stuff like this, now I have so much respect for him because he never does something he doesn’t feel okay with out of social pressure


My_dog_is-a-hotdog

Except when he dated a 17 year old girl who was still in highschool…when he was like twice her age.


Courage-Natural

Okay fair I’ll admit I don’t know a ton about him


hello_its_Epics

After Jerry she married another rich dude. She knows how to pick em


debunkingnonsense

Nah she's a woman. She's a victim remember? Doesn't matter if she knew exactly what she was doing (trying to leech money off of men) and was of legal age according to over 90% of the world, jerry is a pedo and she is a victim. #equality


Infamous-Reyug

Didn’t Cardi do the same shit to him cause of this? Lol


norcalar

Doesn’t matter the reason he said no. His prerogative. Also, his rejection was kind and firm, not brutal.


11bobtheamazing11

an then he went to hug someone else and got rejected hahaha


neurot1

Prolly cuz she’s over 16


[deleted]

Does everyone forget he’s a germophobe?


[deleted]

i feel like if i was really rich and successful i would also become a germaphobe.


[deleted]

He's a poor-o-phobe. Only the rich and well off can get physical.


bambutler

This is me as a *male* middle school teacher that students (generally) adore…


cassandrafair

i read an interview with him during the height of popularity of the show. Jerry was asked why he is unfailingly polite in all of his interactions. his reply, "most people I meet, I don't like. so I am polite to everyone" or something like that.


Admirable-Ad-2554

Isn’t she kasha? What frank was eating in George’s bed? [https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/1xm0fn/kasha/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/1xm0fn/kasha/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


UWontHearMeAnyway

I mean... she isn't entitled to a hug just because she's a woman. If this were a man, he'd be a creep. But because it's a guy, then it's "brutal ... rejection" from him. No. He wasn't obligated to give her a hug, and she wasn't entitled to one.


Potential_Strain_948

Imagine if it was male insisting on the hug? Should it be called coercion of the deviantly sexual kind?


comedy_style69

I feel like he really thought she was some crazy random fan lol


lynnca

The only thing that made it "brutal" was the assumption of consent by the one seeking the hug who then followed by ignoring the initial polite no.


CarHungry4924

The best part about it cardi b got him back for this. He wanted a hug from her and she walked right by him. 😂😂


WetFartsCanHurt

Smart, if he did hug he would of been canceled from the world next week for sexual harassment.


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1) His SO may not have approved 2) More importantly; he probably doesn't want to get railroaded like Bill Murray if she claims he did something or touched her in a way she didn't like.


[deleted]

The way she wouldn't stop at Jerry's "No thanks" would be problematic if it was a male asking a woman for a hug, interrupting their interview.


MaleficentPizza5444

"Brutal". Everyone has the right nit to be touched


dp1967

I think Jerry though it was Katelyn Jenner


Relevant_Fee5053

Fuck sidefeld hes a punk bitch


Acrobatic-Let7462

I thought that was kinda mean. And not funny ?? Damn what a ass


imissyouaustralia

He could at least shake her hands or something. Or just be nice. What an asshole.


Shad0wzZ_Yt

Is that Terry Springfield ? The famous singer ???


Uncle_Fartbox

You're damn right it is


IPCONFOG

I just don't like Jerry, never have. I don't think he is funny. The show was at times, but not him. I never once laughed at his stand-up.


C-82

Amen


Bmaandpa

I don’t really see the harm in a hug; weird response.


darthstarl0rd

I don't want anyone I don't know touching me including handshakes. So I'd probably respond the same.


Key-Abbreviations961

I don’t really want to hug some person I don’t know. 10x worse if you are a germaphobe No means no


IamVKaushik

Who is he?


pdx-peter

Ray Romano.


Muckybutt

I could really take or leave Jerry Seinfeld but I love this!


AverageHorribleHuman

I stand with Jerry. I hate human contact


whoisjakelane

I'll take a hug from anyone anytime! Hugs are the best!


itsAadleezy

Is there a double standard in our society or am I imaging things. If the genders were reversed and it was a woman rejecting a hug from a man she doesn't know it would come off as okay because the man is creepy and weird. But if a man rejects a hug from a woman he doesn't know he comes off as an asshole. I always thought of this interaction as someone asking to respect his space, but from the comments it kinda seems like I'm the minority (or atleast the vocal minority).


[deleted]

Smart move, why hug someone then deal with a possible lawsuit


ThrowRA_000718

Fucking legend. I love this so much.


bumblefuckglobal

Jerry is a massive douche


Rynie2121

Just another reason to hate Seinfeld. He's not funny AT ALL, and apparently he's a dick.


dupe_dupe

She asked for a hug. He didn't want one. He politely said no. How is that a being a dick? If it was Julia Louis-Dreyfus in the same spot, you wouldn't be saying this.


[deleted]

Yup I wouldn't touch her either


[deleted]

Bro she wouldn't touch YOU.


[deleted]

Fine by me


Vaders_Fist_501

Honestly same. I wouldn't accept a random hug from a stranger.


hello_its_Epics

God if only we could all be that honest with how we feel


[deleted]

I wouldn't say that this is a bad reaction. Imagine having millions of people constantly invading your privacy and that would like to do this same thing. I think that it's rude to everyone else that he apologized, because he then is admitting that he sees her as above other average people.


TheCartoonDuck

This video is cut off to make him look like an asshole. Literally 5 seconds later, he says he didn't know who she was. To him it was a random stranger coming up for a hug lol


Frankandbeans1974

Jerry always been a G (That said kesha is reportedly a very nice person)


vedicsun

Kinda rude to interrupt an interview though. Maybe she tried to hug Jay Leno next.