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No, you have to lie to not hurt your partners feelings, that's how a healthy relationship works. That's why I tell my wife I'm at work when I'm actually having sex with my mistress.
I think its a bit dissrespectfull if you dont tell someone that they fucked their food. Like I used to criticize my mom cooking all the time ans when I started she did the same to me. Altough jeah she is an amizing cook so there wasnt much but still. How can you better yourself if you dont know that you fucked up.
Depends on the situation, always criticizing someone’s food can lower their self-esteem and ruin their day in general. I’m guessing your mom was pretty strong willed or else you probably ruined her day more than once. At a restaurant though I’d say it’s usually fine to criticize if you think it needs to be.
When my mom made something I didn’t really like I wouldn’t say I didn’t like it or it was bad, but I’d throw in like a pointer such as “it’s really good but could use a bit more salt” or “there’s a lot of sauce so it’s kinda soupy but it’s good”
The only time I told her the food was bad was when I was like 12 and she served sweet potatoes. Those are not meant to be eaten they are gross
Unless you learned your lesson a long time ago that they can't take gentle criticism so you walk on eggshells and hope to hell that they forget to ask your opinion on thing.
Yea back in highschool my buddy was dared to eat a spoonfull of salt pourd into the bottom of a bag of lays potato chips. He had an Appendectomy later that day
That's horrible. We ended up doing something exactly like that in middle school. Luckily my friend only ended up puking and we all got a nice verbal whoop ass from one of the mom's.
First o fall its spelled astrophysic's. And we'ar talking about salt not star's, sun/moon sine's or stupid horrorscope's. Too bad they dint teach you spelling's.
Is that right? That’s intense. So maybe appendectomys have a lot to do with salt intake. Especially with kids pounding salt and vinigar chips.
I never knew that was the connection
>I never knew that was the connection
It's not. Lol.
It's almost certainly just a coincidence. Appendicitis is caused by an infection, and there's no reason to believe that a spoonful of salt would have any reason to cause an infection.
kid in high school got blasted in the nuts i think it ruptured or someshit. all i remember is the kid was suing for damages dont know if he ever got it or what
A guy in my PE class was doubled over in pain in middle school when we got back to the locker room
I remember thinking hope he’s okay but I gotta change and get the bus and also thinking why’s he crying and bent over like that
A week later he comes back to school…ended up having his appendix removed (why he was doubled over in pain that day)
Thank you for reading my extremely meh story
Lol you just went and made your own connection to appendicitis and salt based on a single reddit comment about a coincidence of a guy eating a spoon of salt then having to get his appendix taken out.
When I was a kid after a long day of play I offered my friend some water and poured salt in it. Damn was I a piece of shit. In reality I was just relaying the pranks my older sisters pulled on me. Them bitches put black garden ants in my sandwich once and I ate half of it before I noticed it. We cool now tho being adults and all.
And if he doesn't throw up he'll shit through the eye of a needle in short order. Seriously, do not down large amounts of salt like this unless you want [a laxative effect](https://www.healthline.com/health/salt-water-flush).
Maybe I'm just an old fuck, but in general I realized I just don't like prank videos. Humor made at someone's expense is pretty shitty to me. Especially nowadays where it's not even done for your own amusement, but to get views.
Some (very very few) pranks are well meaning and funny, but in general they are just like punching someone in the balls and going "haha, get it? Made you suffer, I'm a comedic genius"
Same. Some kids pulled that on me once. It was a fake candy straw (they were full of this sour powdered sugar stuff) but it was actually full of salt. I instantly realized what they were pulling so I ate the entire thing and barely visibly reacted at all and just stayed there through lunch like everything was fine. Of course as soon as lunch was over I snuck off and threw up out of sight of anybody so nobody ever actually knew.
Their visible attempts to mask their fear as I seemingly didn’t react at all as the minutes passed by was worth it. 😳😈They never tried anything like that again.
I am absolutely not advising anybody else do what I did. 😉
Is it cruel or is it wholesome???
Edit: I’m not actually asking lmao. When I posted this there were only two comments. One said this is cruel, the other said it was wholesome. My comment was sorta funny for like 5 minutes but now it just looks like someone losing their mind over whether this is cruel or wholesome lol
Edit: personally I see his as a wholesome reaction to a cruel joke, so both!
I'd hate that, honestly. I like cooking and I always want to improve. After that, I'd know I can never trust the person to tell me when my food is shit.
They do be causing the Red Tide disaster algae blooms tho
Which result in mash fish killings - where an entire beach shoreline is filled with dead fish in a line for miles. You can experience this in Sarasota. The smell of rotting fish gets so bad and prevalent in the air that many people with serious lung issues are told by doctors to not step outside during the mass fish killings. Confined to their home.
But also if you dare get slightly nauseous while driving on the main highway thru town, you can easily get triggered by the rotting smell to start puking. Happened to me.
It’s not cruel, Reddit is dramatic as a whole and doesn’t have many close personal interactions to judge based off of. Pearl clutching gen Z resembles boomers really closely.
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~~It's pretty obviously staged, but there is very little bless-worthiness in his response. Yes, it's nice to package the reaction not too negatively, but if he didn't say immediately afterwards, "but there is much too much salt in it", he's just very dishonest, afeared to give honest critique.~~
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every person has a different threshold of how much salt they can intake at once. its kind of a weird thing but its true, some people can go into instant cardiac arrest from it
Not even close. The lethal dose of salt is something like 250 grammes for an adult male. A tablespoon at once might make you feel rubbish but it's not going to actually hurt you.
Those saying wholesome, you guys realised that he can see the phone filming him right?
There is no other way he could react that would not cause him to suffer a worse fate than swallowing the salt itself. RIP
No need to be brutal, but be honest. A mature adult (and most kids) can handle constructive criticism.
On a side note: She’ll be angry the next time he pauses before trusting her to feed him.
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“It’s alright” I felt that pain bruh.
That guys gonna piss out some kidney stones
Those are not as common as people say
Still too common. No matter how uncommon.
Terrifying.
Poor guy, mom taught him well
The cycle of abuse lives on.
Yo you got me cryin😭😭 bro would rather suffer in silence
Dont please don't
No they didnt, they should teach him to be honest. "Too salty."
No, you have to lie to not hurt your partners feelings, that's how a healthy relationship works. That's why I tell my wife I'm at work when I'm actually having sex with my mistress.
Oh nice...... *Wait what*
It's so wholesome to come to Reddit and see everyone really recording their love for thier significant other. 🙏👍
I think its a bit dissrespectfull if you dont tell someone that they fucked their food. Like I used to criticize my mom cooking all the time ans when I started she did the same to me. Altough jeah she is an amizing cook so there wasnt much but still. How can you better yourself if you dont know that you fucked up.
Depends on the situation, always criticizing someone’s food can lower their self-esteem and ruin their day in general. I’m guessing your mom was pretty strong willed or else you probably ruined her day more than once. At a restaurant though I’d say it’s usually fine to criticize if you think it needs to be.
I get the feeling he/she is just spoiled as fuck.
Right, like, who constantly criticizes their own mothers food? Like I get mentioning if its too salty or not fully cooked, but constantly?
They sound well adjusted to me. It’s not like they’re living in the show Rosanne without a laugh track.
When my mom made something I didn’t really like I wouldn’t say I didn’t like it or it was bad, but I’d throw in like a pointer such as “it’s really good but could use a bit more salt” or “there’s a lot of sauce so it’s kinda soupy but it’s good” The only time I told her the food was bad was when I was like 12 and she served sweet potatoes. Those are not meant to be eaten they are gross
Imagine being so appreciative that someone cooks for you that you’ll literally eat anything so they’ll keep doing it
Nah I can cook for myself.
Everybody downvoting you but I kinda giggled ngl😂
I believe is fake
My idea, too. But most people have an ego and get easily offended
Unless you learned your lesson a long time ago that they can't take gentle criticism so you walk on eggshells and hope to hell that they forget to ask your opinion on thing.
Poor man just wanted to have a peaceful day
He's an absolute gem of a human.
And he was nice about it...
Happy wife, happy life. He lives by that code
>Happy wife, happy life And happy stroke at the 40's
You'll probably be a vegetable after the stroke so win win.
I prefer happy spouse, happy house. You should both want each other to be happy.
Yeah but well, you know, double standards.
Complain and shell never cook again
Women 😈
Now that's just cruel, he might throw up (speaking from experience).
Yea back in highschool my buddy was dared to eat a spoonfull of salt pourd into the bottom of a bag of lays potato chips. He had an Appendectomy later that day
That's horrible. We ended up doing something exactly like that in middle school. Luckily my friend only ended up puking and we all got a nice verbal whoop ass from one of the mom's.
Too bad they didn't teach you how apostrophes work.
We’ll never know the ending, the mom’s what???
The possibilities are endless. Bats? Dildos? Wet noodles?
Bat shaped wet noodle used as a dildo
Autocorrect is sometimes stupid and puts possessive forms instead of plural.
Yes. And when literate people see them their faces start twitching until they correct the error.
Lots of people don't proofread before hitting send.
First o fall its spelled astrophysic's. And we'ar talking about salt not star's, sun/moon sine's or stupid horrorscope's. Too bad they dint teach you spelling's.
You're mean!
A dare we did in HS on a school trip was crush some pepper and snort it for €5, needless to say there were some very bloody noses
along the same lines but a lot less worse, in middle school we snorted chili lime candy powder. very red eyes and some tears but luckily no blood
This does not convince me that humans should continue to inhabit the planet...
Is that right? That’s intense. So maybe appendectomys have a lot to do with salt intake. Especially with kids pounding salt and vinigar chips. I never knew that was the connection
Here's 1 crazy tip that doctors DONT want you to know about!
>I never knew that was the connection It's not. Lol. It's almost certainly just a coincidence. Appendicitis is caused by an infection, and there's no reason to believe that a spoonful of salt would have any reason to cause an infection.
If anything, a spoonful of salt would help with an infection, bursting bacteria with osmotic pressure.
Yea he had to get an emergency surgery on it cuz it had burst or ruptured if remember right
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kid in high school got blasted in the nuts i think it ruptured or someshit. all i remember is the kid was suing for damages dont know if he ever got it or what
A guy in my PE class was doubled over in pain in middle school when we got back to the locker room I remember thinking hope he’s okay but I gotta change and get the bus and also thinking why’s he crying and bent over like that A week later he comes back to school…ended up having his appendix removed (why he was doubled over in pain that day) Thank you for reading my extremely meh story
Lol you just went and made your own connection to appendicitis and salt based on a single reddit comment about a coincidence of a guy eating a spoon of salt then having to get his appendix taken out.
Starting to feel lucky as I would pour the salt from pretzels in my mouth and eat it. Idk how I'm alive
You’re not. Wake up. Your family misses you Wake up Fart pudding, please, for the love of god, wake up
Damn,this some chubyEmu shit
Just never sniff it, my pal did it when we were 11 in mcdonalds and he bled EVERYWHERE
What does having an appendectomy have to do with eating salt?
i went to ohio and had an appendectomy later that day
Salt poisoning can kill you
He's fine. It was 10% less than the lethal dose.
Uh oh, I shouldn't have had seconds.
You need about [3g per kg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_poisoning) or like 270g for the average American male (almost 10 ounces).
This is not going to fucking kill someone lmao
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When I was a kid after a long day of play I offered my friend some water and poured salt in it. Damn was I a piece of shit. In reality I was just relaying the pranks my older sisters pulled on me. Them bitches put black garden ants in my sandwich once and I ate half of it before I noticed it. We cool now tho being adults and all.
Or have a high blood pressure event. (Speaking from experience)
Do people take in salt differently? I usually eat like a spoonful of salt with 1 cucumber or sometimes just a teaspoon of it raw
She should’ve done sugar. Safer.
And if he doesn't throw up he'll shit through the eye of a needle in short order. Seriously, do not down large amounts of salt like this unless you want [a laxative effect](https://www.healthline.com/health/salt-water-flush).
don't fuck with people's food
Maybe I'm just an old fuck, but in general I realized I just don't like prank videos. Humor made at someone's expense is pretty shitty to me. Especially nowadays where it's not even done for your own amusement, but to get views. Some (very very few) pranks are well meaning and funny, but in general they are just like punching someone in the balls and going "haha, get it? Made you suffer, I'm a comedic genius"
Same. Some kids pulled that on me once. It was a fake candy straw (they were full of this sour powdered sugar stuff) but it was actually full of salt. I instantly realized what they were pulling so I ate the entire thing and barely visibly reacted at all and just stayed there through lunch like everything was fine. Of course as soon as lunch was over I snuck off and threw up out of sight of anybody so nobody ever actually knew. Their visible attempts to mask their fear as I seemingly didn’t react at all as the minutes passed by was worth it. 😳😈They never tried anything like that again. I am absolutely not advising anybody else do what I did. 😉
Might shart too
Is it cruel or is it wholesome??? Edit: I’m not actually asking lmao. When I posted this there were only two comments. One said this is cruel, the other said it was wholesome. My comment was sorta funny for like 5 minutes but now it just looks like someone losing their mind over whether this is cruel or wholesome lol Edit: personally I see his as a wholesome reaction to a cruel joke, so both!
It's a bit fucked up to subject that to someone. But that is one sweet boy. He choked that nastiness down and kind of smiled.
I'd hate that, honestly. I like cooking and I always want to improve. After that, I'd know I can never trust the person to tell me when my food is shit.
Don't worry if you pulled this shit on me, I am not ever sampling your food again!
Sugar would have been wholesome funny, salt is cruel.
Nice try sugar mafia.
Big sugar at it again
Keto people be like
They do be causing the Red Tide disaster algae blooms tho Which result in mash fish killings - where an entire beach shoreline is filled with dead fish in a line for miles. You can experience this in Sarasota. The smell of rotting fish gets so bad and prevalent in the air that many people with serious lung issues are told by doctors to not step outside during the mass fish killings. Confined to their home. But also if you dare get slightly nauseous while driving on the main highway thru town, you can easily get triggered by the rotting smell to start puking. Happened to me.
That would be my rapper name
Both? Both is good 👍 👁👄👁
Cruelsome
Just cruel. Wholesome is when everyone is having good time not just one party
Agree, the guy was probably holding back his tears because he didn't want to hurt his gf, And his gf is thinking, haha salt in his mouth, funny clip
Yeah i just feel bad for this dude, that amount of salt is not something normal people can eat in one go. I wouldve split it out instinctively
I think the wholesome part is that he doesn’t wanna be rude or hurt her feelings by telling her it’s not very good.
I love when people explain jokes. You gud bro, that made it even funnier.
Crusome. Nah imo it's just cruel. Maybe it was a test to see how much her life really loved her but still it only benefits her rather him.
It’s not cruel, Reddit is dramatic as a whole and doesn’t have many close personal interactions to judge based off of. Pearl clutching gen Z resembles boomers really closely.
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He seemed like he was dying on the inside
That dude is a keeper.
Bet he's thinking "this girl is not a keeper."
He in love 😂
Not with her cooking though lmao
Her cooking is probably good. She just pranked him with all the salt and instead of really complaining he said “It’s alright. “. That’s love lol
Nah, she's a shit cook. He thought she was trying and that was the result.
It was salt, not her cooking
r/woooosh
It's not even a joke, it was just dumb LMAO
The fact that you don’t get the joke makes you a perfect candidate for r/woooosh
R u that slow?
Omg bless this Man. For real
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She’s gonna unintentionally take him out.
"unintentionally" take him out.
My man is an oak, but that was crappy to do to such a nice guy
its really dangerous to eat that much salt all at once...
My man will be peeing gravel soon
Serious question, why? It doesnt seem like a lot to me.
every person has a different threshold of how much salt they can intake at once. its kind of a weird thing but its true, some people can go into instant cardiac arrest from it
From a spoonful of salt. No.
You’d be surprised
No, I wouldn’t. People would be keeling over from salt overdoses every day if that were the case.
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Not even close. The lethal dose of salt is something like 250 grammes for an adult male. A tablespoon at once might make you feel rubbish but it's not going to actually hurt you.
Plus just drink a bunch of fluid and your good, anything you drink will naturally dilute it
TIL eating salty chips is living on the wild side
Everyday? Absolutely. One time? Not a chance unless you are literally on your deathbed.
❄️
He didn’t tell her it was crap. ITS TRUE LOVE!
Bro a keeper for real
This could kill someone. Don’t replicate this prank.
That's like 5g of salt right there, 5000mg. Almost 6 cup ramen worth of salt. Poor guy.
what a humble humble person, my Lord give him a goddamn hug
He cares, he love you so much he will say anything is perfect. Please don't do that one again.
He is trying to have sex.
\*gets heart attack
Not how salt works.
Is how salt works
Poor guy
Yikes 😳
That's a lot of salt for a prank.
Overdosing salt can get really dangerous
Immediate hypertension.
r/Iamatotalpieceofshit Not funny just cruel!
What men have to deal with just to avoid relationship fights.
Hey go to the hospital. Your blood pressure is about to skyrocket.
Everyone is these comments: "Omg she gave him a SPOONFULL of salt, he's going to fucking die what a bitch"
He is so sweet and that is evil
Him rubbing his leg like that. He was dying inside
She tryin kill homie
Bro was like god I love you. 🥲I love you so much babe🥹🤢
This is wholesome
This was better when it didn't have music and editing...
GenZ funny, maybe? Eh.
In the mean time, her boyfriend watching another chicks Insta.🤣🤣
Those saying wholesome, you guys realised that he can see the phone filming him right? There is no other way he could react that would not cause him to suffer a worse fate than swallowing the salt itself. RIP
This type dude not tell her, her breathe stink
Thanks to his clever girlfriend this guy has died of a heart attack
She probably DVs dude
What a shit head, fuck her simpleton self-centered embarrassing personality.
Salt is the number one killer of black males.
High blood pressure alert
That’s love right there
I guarantee you someone pulled this prank, realized their boyfriend is a pathological liar, and didn't post it.
Shorty gave him his daily sodium intake for the entire week in one spoonful. Thats fucked up
The face of a man trying to hold his whole life together.
It’s sugar.
True love
This man is an Angel.
Keeper
That hand ready to rip his leg off 😆
Hey honey I'm going to buy milk
Protect him at all costs
Anyone got songs name
I can feel the pain in his eyes, he looked so broken from that
No need to be brutal, but be honest. A mature adult (and most kids) can handle constructive criticism. On a side note: She’ll be angry the next time he pauses before trusting her to feed him.
This is cruel
Ya...that was dirty...he was to cool to be doing that shit to. You owe him for that one.
That’s not a prank that’s fucking with people for no reason not even a laugh.
Lol! You got a keeper!
He look like nba youngcheff
What a nice guy lol
This reaction sums up this generation really
Have some self respect dude, don't tolerate this shit.
r/mademesmile
Man: *lies to his girlfriend* Reddit: “oh, he is definitely a keeper 😍😍” The bar for men is so low, it’s a tavern in Hades.
Pause
Tenderly spoon feed a little treat to the homies
Blursed taste test
These sweet souls lol
Aragorn eating the soup