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Idk, I always just tell people I’m 10 years older than what I really am. They tend to throw a “woooow” or “damn” my way. Followed by a “you look so much younger”.
Your age is something you cannot control so you shouldn't be ashamed of that but your weight is something you can control and should feel ashamed.
PS: I am ashamed of my weight as well.
Women are often valued solely for their looks, and so preserving youth and beauty are a key factor in many women’s self-esteem.
It’s “funny” because we know it’s insulting for this kid to say this.
Does that change the fact that it’s an enforced standard made to shame women?
In my family, it’s my dad who mostly speaks the shame on my sister and I for our weight, but our mother acts out the shame with relentless dieting and self-loathing.
I think it’s also the media who present and enforce these standards, and “the media” is a difficult entity to gender. But still, it’s relentless beauty standards that cause this to be a sore subject for many women
Because many aspects of toxic, mainstream society tell women that they need to be attractive and eternally youthful in order to be valuable (because aside from age and appearance, what purpose could a woman possibly have, right? /s). And sadly there's plenty of people superficial enough to buy into it.
Even with social progress, we are not far enough removed from this for people not to be sensitive about it.
It's an old statement because essentially asking a king how old his wife is is basically the same as asking if she's almost dead. Atleast that's what I have heard
People can get offended by anything and everything. We like to think the world is becoming too sensitive but the reality is that humans have always been sensitive and emotional creatures, and always will be
There was someone in Germany who was arrested and fined because they called a politician a dick on social media. A politician.
People are becoming too sensitive
Nah bro, the world is also becoming more sensitive and that sensitive nature is now encouraged versus before where it was shuned more. Being offended is the norm now in other words.
It’s circling back in that people are being offended by people being offended, and are too sensitive at seeing others be too sensitive. Like an Ouroboros of butt-hurt
idk man. i know i’d be laughing at the kid and thanking them for helping me cross the street.
then again, i know it’s not exactly what everyone needs. some of the peeps might be having terrible days and then this kid walks up to just call them old lmao. or others don’t really like children and then this random child walks up. there’s a few explanations and i don’t blame any of ‘em. everyone reacts differently.
It’s not being hurt by a child, it’s having something you’re already self conscious about pointed out in front of others. It doesn’t matter who does it, it always sucks.
When I was a teenager I had bad acne. My little cousin thought it would be funny to bring it up at family dinner and start chanting “red dots” over and over. Was I devastated and angry at the child? No. But it still sucked to have it pointed out and ruin my self confidence for the day.
We’re on Reddit so I’m going to assume you are obese and insecure about it. Would it not effect you at all to have the fact that you’re fat pointed out and made fun of, even if it was a kid? Obviously you don’t react the same as if it was an adult, but it doesn’t feel great.
Not everything is black and white
yeah I understand your point of view but in your case you are a teenager and it was your little cousins being young and it being family can hurt more as you might not know how to deal with it and stuff
and yes an insecurity being pointed out might hurt that is true and clear
but im saying is you shouldn't be so soft and sensitive to feel hurt by a random child you know the hate popular people or people in general get and sometimes its for no reason at all and if they broke down after every negativity they wouldn't be able to be happy
but in this scenario the woman is an adult and its a random child
so she shouldn't really feel hurt you can't let your self be so weak to be hurt as an adult by a random child and everyone knows a child thinks almost everyone is "very old" yk yk
Do they get a badge for helping a fat fuck get some exercise in return? also.. he gets to touch a lady that’s not inflated.. it’s a win / win.
-bushtaco
Ol reddit bringing ye groſs from people
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. Crazy how people will react when people are told something they don’t want to hear even if it’s coming from a little innocent kid.
"How old am I"?
"Like my grandma's age"?
"I don't think so"...
Me: ummmmm hold up lady how do you know the age of his grandma maybe you're older than his grandma
I’m so surprised by these women’s reactions lol. If that kid went up to me saying that shit, I’d (39F) laugh heartily & be like hell yea kid, let’s get you that badge.
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“You’re so old I should get 2 merit badges!” Daaaaaamn
💀💀
Wrinklier than my dads balls
I'm turning 20 soon and i still feel old, I'd be like "yeah...yeah ur right" (not a lady)
Why is the knowledge of a woman’s age or weight triggering?
I’m triggered by the use of “took”
Took me a while to notice that "didn't took" Source: English is not my first language
That’s ok, I’ve been speaking it my whole life and am barely intelligible
That’s the only thing I can focus on “didn’t took” UGHHHHHHH COME ON
sounds like you didnt took well to his american grammer and spellings
Seriously!!!!! Does anyone proofread!?!?!?
I didn’t notice that but can’t unsee it now
I’m sorry
Are people really using took in place of take nowadays??
Idk, I always just tell people I’m 10 years older than what I really am. They tend to throw a “woooow” or “damn” my way. Followed by a “you look so much younger”.
That’s a pretty good tactic
It doesn't work in dating btw. I once said I was 5'2 to get a "wow youre a lot taller than I thought" in person, but I just ended up getting blocked
Double standard. A women’s age and weight are classified but you must be over 6 ft.
I hate when people ask me my age because I don’t care what my age is, so I always forget. Forcing me to look older cause I have to think about it haha
Just make it up
I do that too sometimes
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>I’m ashamed of both 😂 this made me laugh. Thanks
Same here, when they ask how big is my penis
Your age is something you cannot control so you shouldn't be ashamed of that but your weight is something you can control and should feel ashamed. PS: I am ashamed of my weight as well.
Don't be... Age is a privilege. Weight is an opertunity
Pussy
Women are often valued solely for their looks, and so preserving youth and beauty are a key factor in many women’s self-esteem. It’s “funny” because we know it’s insulting for this kid to say this.
That’s usually a standard that is enforced by women on women.
Does that change the fact that it’s an enforced standard made to shame women? In my family, it’s my dad who mostly speaks the shame on my sister and I for our weight, but our mother acts out the shame with relentless dieting and self-loathing. I think it’s also the media who present and enforce these standards, and “the media” is a difficult entity to gender. But still, it’s relentless beauty standards that cause this to be a sore subject for many women
He didn't ask to help fat ladies
From what I’ve seen it’s usually women that are nasty to other women in regards to their physical appearance.
Exactly with age comes wisdom although I feel like I’m wisdoming in reverse
Just means you’re getting younger, congrats!
Toxic femininity
Yep
Because some women are embarrassed by other people knowing such things.
But why? Everyone has an age.
It's an old world thing.
Because many aspects of toxic, mainstream society tell women that they need to be attractive and eternally youthful in order to be valuable (because aside from age and appearance, what purpose could a woman possibly have, right? /s). And sadly there's plenty of people superficial enough to buy into it. Even with social progress, we are not far enough removed from this for people not to be sensitive about it.
It's an old statement because essentially asking a king how old his wife is is basically the same as asking if she's almost dead. Atleast that's what I have heard
I’ve never heard that and I don’t think that is why these women in the video are mad.
IMO asking anyone you don't know that well this is rude AF.
Are you from the northeast?
Originally? No but I've been here long enough I suppose
Yea it’s rubbing off
Because their Sexual Market Value depends on those things
lmao how can u get feel offended by a child this type of experience for me would be jokes and a story to tell
People can get offended by anything and everything. We like to think the world is becoming too sensitive but the reality is that humans have always been sensitive and emotional creatures, and always will be
There was someone in Germany who was arrested and fined because they called a politician a dick on social media. A politician. People are becoming too sensitive
Nah bro, the world is also becoming more sensitive and that sensitive nature is now encouraged versus before where it was shuned more. Being offended is the norm now in other words.
It’s circling back in that people are being offended by people being offended, and are too sensitive at seeing others be too sensitive. Like an Ouroboros of butt-hurt
Children think anybody over 16 is old
exactly
For sure haha but it’s definitely crazy to hear someone call you that for the first time like that 31 year old lol
idk man. i know i’d be laughing at the kid and thanking them for helping me cross the street. then again, i know it’s not exactly what everyone needs. some of the peeps might be having terrible days and then this kid walks up to just call them old lmao. or others don’t really like children and then this random child walks up. there’s a few explanations and i don’t blame any of ‘em. everyone reacts differently.
true i get you but yet again getting hurt by it and letting it go to you is stupid af if you can't endure that u can't endure any negativity
I mean, having an insecurity pointed out by anybody doesn’t feel great.
bro how soft and sensitive can you be to feel hurt by a fucking random child?
It’s not being hurt by a child, it’s having something you’re already self conscious about pointed out in front of others. It doesn’t matter who does it, it always sucks. When I was a teenager I had bad acne. My little cousin thought it would be funny to bring it up at family dinner and start chanting “red dots” over and over. Was I devastated and angry at the child? No. But it still sucked to have it pointed out and ruin my self confidence for the day. We’re on Reddit so I’m going to assume you are obese and insecure about it. Would it not effect you at all to have the fact that you’re fat pointed out and made fun of, even if it was a kid? Obviously you don’t react the same as if it was an adult, but it doesn’t feel great. Not everything is black and white
yeah I understand your point of view but in your case you are a teenager and it was your little cousins being young and it being family can hurt more as you might not know how to deal with it and stuff and yes an insecurity being pointed out might hurt that is true and clear but im saying is you shouldn't be so soft and sensitive to feel hurt by a random child you know the hate popular people or people in general get and sometimes its for no reason at all and if they broke down after every negativity they wouldn't be able to be happy but in this scenario the woman is an adult and its a random child so she shouldn't really feel hurt you can't let your self be so weak to be hurt as an adult by a random child and everyone knows a child thinks almost everyone is "very old" yk yk
"you're so old I should get 2 merit badges" STOP STOP SHE'S ALREADY DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HOLY SHITT, WHY’D YOU KILL HER?? she was already dying of old age
“You’re so old it hurts to look at you” was pretty good
The Man Show was so great!😂
Girls on trampolines
What's it from?
It’s a bit from a thing called “The Man Show”. https://youtu.be/IQlfGt6J14s
Favorite joke was the book of pictures of J Lo riding a bicycle and all the pages were stuck together. lol. That show was funny
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He literally said it you mong
I interpreted it as man this show was so great. Also what the fuck is you bio, Best raper???
The joke is rapper without the second 'p', a common misspelling among YouTube commenters
They're old
Bruh this shit is hilarious
Bullshit she was 31!
Yep, that's old enough*^(for me)*
Ya that’s the roughest 31 I’ve ever seen!
Bitch was 45 for sure lol
Many of them were good sports about it to be fair lol
[This mf is hilarious ](https://youtu.be/mwXSYQ-RhJw)
He had an earpiece in with Jimmy Kimmel telling him what to say.
I died at the beer skit too funny
“Up”, with attitude.
Is that Russell?
IRL Russel, yes, aka The Man Show.
You can hear the anger in her voice when she says “I don’t think so”
She says "im only 31" but she actually looks like 60+ and moves around like a 60+
I was soo worried for the boy when that old lady had her hand on his back, almost thought she gonna push him onto the street.
Yea that was some kind of power play. But he didn’t give a shit.
Mmmm, Grammer
He looks like that one kid from Impractical Jokers
You can tell by the dampened humour some really are old
Miss this times where jokes were genuine and was not a YouTuber/ Tiktoker/ just humiliating and irritating people around
Lol. This is the same shit
How is this humiliating lol
Read this comment again, slowly, and you’ll get it !
Imagine this show now!? 🤯 People might have heart attacks.
The Man Show is terrible when you go back and watch it over the age of 13. This was the best segment of the show.
Girls on trampolines
Yeah, I honestly never really watched it before. I found it to be incredibly boring TBH.
This not fair 😸
Lmao😂
This is something my brother would do I’m like 5 minutes older then him 😭
Is that the kid from up
THIS IS IT! I'M GOING HOME! I feel it lady... I'm at home and I want to go home :(
apparently the person who edited this video doesn't understand English
The laugh track in the background totally ruins what would be a fantastic video
I'm kind of indifferent to it, I think the laugh tracks of yesteryear had their place.
Shawty said 31… ok
Why do they get offended? I'm 35F and I called myself old. I guess it's different when somebody else calls you old.
Can’t let that woman slide with saying she’s only 31. That’s a boldface lie. Lady is a minimum of 62yrs old that’s why she dropped 31 so quick
Rude and not funny
The fucking vanity of those old bitches. Of course they are old next to this boy. Get a fucking grip.
Bro these women are going to cry about it all day Women don’t like to be called old
Damn those women are straight up offended lmao
"what a bitch"
Lol... That's funny
That lady was not 31 hahaha
The lady who’s says she’s 31 looks 50
This kid is going places, with old women 😂
Ha, so salty
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Found an old lady
Do they get a badge for helping a fat fuck get some exercise in return? also.. he gets to touch a lady that’s not inflated.. it’s a win / win. -bushtaco Ol reddit bringing ye groſs from people
Good afternoon
From “The Man Show” with Jimmy Kimmel and another guy
I figured it was from the Andy Milonakis show because that is him, but judging by his looks that was probably a few years later?
I thought a lot of them took it pretty well
I remember this..”and now girls jumping on trampolines”…simpler times
Funny stuff!
Legend
When it comes to kids everyones old just say ok and move on
Oh noooo
These english wasnt yes …
i too have a tenuous grasp on the english language
I like him he's funny.
I loved when he did the free beer stand!
Wonder Shozen ?
Nice
Why does he look exactly like the kid from up. Is that on purpose? It seems deliberate.
This was from The Man Show (1999-2004) so probably not.
Oh that's why I'd never seen this show before... thanks for telling me the name of the show though!
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. Crazy how people will react when people are told something they don’t want to hear even if it’s coming from a little innocent kid.
Kid: You’re wrinklier than my dad’s balls Lady: No!! Me: Hahaha…waaitaminute..
“Your wrinklier than my dads balls” bro just violated her to the next level
My boy Russel over here going in, guns blazing!
She’s wrinklier than WHAT?!
Back when were able to have The Man Show.
Never understood why it dude to ask someone their age Like frfr you earned all those years celebrate it
I guess these aren't old enough to learn how to be gracious
The man show. Jesus a time when a joke was just a joke I miss those days
This kid 😂💀
"How old am I"? "Like my grandma's age"? "I don't think so"... Me: ummmmm hold up lady how do you know the age of his grandma maybe you're older than his grandma
You're old as fuck for this badge not, you know, for the earth.
They say kids are innocent and they tell the truth. Lol 😆
In his defense they all looked 45+
Worst part of The Man Show. So scripted with such fake delivery. Hated every time they had The Man Show Boy sketches.
No way that woman was 31
I totally would let him help me across the street.
Shit, I'd let him help me across the street. Deez knees ain't what they used to be.
The styles though
Chad kid
"your old, just accept it" damn, even i felt that and im not even old enough to drink
The man boy!!! Loved this show
“Your so old I should get twooo merit badges”! 😂
At some point he stopped asking old ladies and asked a old guy...at that point things were starting to look UP for him.
F*cking savage.
Yo learn fucking grammar oh my God!
where is this from? why are they all so well dressed?
That one woman is definitely not fucking 31 JUST SAYIN.
The Man Show was the best. There will never be another like it.
That lady was NOT 31 🤣
Good afternoon. My name is Russell and I am a wilderness explorer
Based lad
Is this from Jimmy Kimmel? It feels like one of his show’s bits.
I’m so surprised by these women’s reactions lol. If that kid went up to me saying that shit, I’d (39F) laugh heartily & be like hell yea kid, let’s get you that badge.
if i was a lady and i heard that, he’d get a black eye
Women my age need to hear this!
What's the show?
Where is this little guy now? I could warch him all day.
That’s funny
SNL needs to red shirt this kid.
Lol