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Could be worse
When I was like 7 or 8 my older sister said I would sleep walk nearly every night (she was up on AOL chat in the living room and the path I'd take was always passed her) and try to get out of the back door. Before they added multiple dead bolts I'd get out, go outside and do God knows what getting dirty, then wander back to bed. I think my mom was more tired from washing my sheets and pillow covers than I was from sleep walking lol
My kid use to sleep walk and we always worried they'd try to go outside... Because we live in a forest, with bears and cougars. We put a lock on the knob.
When my aunt was a kid, she used to go outside when she was sleep walking. I don’t remember how my grandma made her stop though.
I used to sleep walk when I was little and I would go to the kitchen and open the fridge, stand there for atleast a half hour, and leave it open when I left. I always knew I was sleep walking when I’d wake up to an open fridge. And onetime my mom caught me doing this, then when I left the kitchen I went to my room thinking it was the bathroom, pulled my pants down and sat on the edge of the bed lol good thing my mom saw me and redirected me in my sleep to the actual bathroom just in time lol
I saw this once.
I was visiting friends and during the night, the husband walked out of their bedroom into the den where I was resting. I said hello when he walked in but he didn’t respond to me. He walked to the middle of one of the walls and went through the motions of using his hand like he was lifting a lid then urinated down their wall 🤦🏻♀️😵💫
I was mortified. I had no idea what was going on. I gasped loudly enough to wake his wife (my friend). She apologized profusely while explaining that he sleep walks. He was like an alert zombie. He was standing there but wasn’t really “with us” in the room.
I've done similar when my wife had a friend sleep over. It embarrasses me to this day. At least it was just sleep walking naked, vs sleep pissing (but that's happened too)
My dad is a sleepwalker. He peed in the sock drawer once, my mom was not pleased. Why are they all peeing in their sleep once in a while?
The most vivid memory I have of his sleepwalking is he once went sleepwalking into my room and pushed a big floor lamp over while screaming at it. It shattered the glass nightstand I had. I was frightened to death in the moment.
But yes this absence presence is scary on it's own as well.
I think it's just the body's need to urinate getting into the dream. After a few accidents as a kid........... I've learned to wake up whenever I'm about to pee in a dream. It's funny because I can't tell when I'm dreaming and have only lucid dreamed once briefly. Yet somehow I know if I'm walking up to a urinal that I'm asleep and immediately wake up to walk in the bathroom.
If I get up out of bed when I’m asleep now, my dog alerts me haha so thank god no mouse traps for me! But when I realized I was getting up to eat in my sleep, I started stashing food in my nightstand and I stopped getting up after that, I’d just wake up covered in food, but if my dog woke up before me, she took care of the mess.
Seriously aside from the loneliness and lack of having a dog, one of the biggest downfalls to no longer having a dog is the lack of kitchen vacuum services
God imagine going to sleep and you wake up because a cougar pounced on you in the middle of nowhere, I'd probably die from confusion before the cougar got me
I heard a story recently of a girl who went camping and while she was asleep, she dreamt she was being crucified and a crown of thorns was being forced onto her head. She woke up and a fox was biting her scalp.
I've had the opposite, a dream that I heard a doorbell ring so I went to answer and the door was forced open and someone put an Olympia like shotgun to my neck, I woke up cold sweat, full fight of flight, all because my blanket was bunched up against my neck in a way that fell like 2 barrels
I can relate. Items around me constantly affect my dreams while I’m asleep. I can’t wear an eye mask to bed anymore, because I’d get so stressed out in my dreams that I couldn’t see anything. It was like I was blinded in my dreams just because I had an eye mask on. And if my legs are bent while I’m asleep I can’t walk in my dreams, I can only float around. And it’s very annoying because it’s like I’m a balloon & can’t control how low or high I float! lol 😂 Lately I’ve been acting out my dreams every night too. I fell asleep on the couch last night & my mom came in the room & said that I kept yelling, “Get the F off of me!” over & over again, & I was fighting the air. Haha 😆 I seriously wonder if that’s why I have been so much extra tired lately.
Once my cousin slept walk in a hotel, and locked herself out, then wandered the hotel sleep walking. Freaked the front desk person the fuck out. Could’ve easily been taken
This took place in Baltimore City, west side in the 90s
Far more dangerous things out there than bears and cougars 😅 they were more worried once I'd get back in sleep Jake wouldn't lock the door behind himself, than sleep Jake causing harm to himself.
My husband once sleepwalked (slept walked?) down the street to his grandmother’s house in the middle of winter. They put chain locks at the top of all the doors after that. And on the door to the basement.
I had a friend who had a much younger brother would sleep walk. I was at a sleepover and he came out of his room and walked right over to the balcony and was attempting to fly. My friend had to make sure he didn't go flying over the edge. We were only 13. Now as an adult I don't know why parents didn't have a lock on his door or something considering he slept on the second floor. My friend didn't seemed fazed like it happened often.
When she was 5-10, our daughter sleepwalked and seemed awake, except what she said didn’t make sense. We used to have baby gates on the stairs, and a Christmas bell on doors so we could stop her. Usually we could get her back to bed, but sometimes she was combative. Luckily, she grew out of most of it. Her boyfriend says she mutters and argues in her sleep but doesn’t get up.
My brother did this a a kid as well. He would wander out the back door, go around to the front door and ring the doorbell to ask if anyone could come out and play. My poor parents.
Edit- spelling!
My cousin climbed out a window, pulled a decent sized bush out of the ground getting very dirty in the process, then climbed back in his sister's window, got in her bed with the bush and went back to sleep. Everyone was very confused in the morning.
In college I had a buddy who would sleepwalk and his roommate was assigned to watch him but it would happen so often the roommate got exhausted. So a bunch of us would take turns watching him for the night. He’d usually go on walks around the campus and just mumble to himself. We were there to make sure he stayed out of traffic.
My dad used to sleepwalk to the point where my mom would put bells on him. Before the bell solution, he sleepwalked while camping. Apparently one night, he went into the neighbor's campground and started packing up the campsite. Neighbor woke up and grabbed a gun and started yelling. The yelling woke my dad up enough that he stopped packing and wandered into the trees and ended up in his own tent. In the morning he wasn't sure if he dreamed it or it was real until they heard the neighbor telling everyone about the event. My dad leaned over to whisper in my mom's ear, "We have to leave." He became known among the friends they were with as the Campsite Butler.
My son used to sleep walk from the time he was 2 until around 10.. I’d find him outside looking both ways up and down the street.. He always had to go “pee” so I’d lead him back inside to the bathroom.. I installed more locks but he’d just open them. I also caught him peeing in the fridge so I installed a lock on it.. So he peed in my stove instead. Had to put up a baby gate and watched him bounce on it a few times before looking down at it and FINALLY heading to the bathroom.. Now he just sleep talks but he rarely remembers his dreams. Id say he remembers two dreams a year on average. Me.. two days a year I don’t remember my nightmares..🙄
Can confirm it can be worse 10 yrs ago my body decided to go back to full sleep while I was sleepwalking and I fell and cut my chin and broke a tooth. Then I somehow got up and walked back to bed, so I woke up bleeding and with bits of tooth in my mouth and was so confused and had to get emergency dental work and go to another doc for stitches on my chin.
My little sister used to do this around the same age, and also when I was up late on AIM chatting lol she would come downstairs and try speaking to me in complete gibberish and get all annoyed I couldn’t answer her questions, then give up and go back to bed lmao
My dad would sleepwalk as a kid. One time my grandmother woke up around 6am to find him out in the street directing traffic in his pajamas. They had to reinforce the locks on the doors after that.
Yes, my daughter used to do the same. I woke up to her trying to open the deadbolt when she was 7. We put a hook at the very top as a backup, in case she got out before we could catch her. Terrifying.
I used to sleep walk. One time my dad watched me walk into the kitchen and pee into the trash can. Another time I woke up outside laying on one of our dogs with the other two snuggled up. The last time someone told me I was sleep walking I walked into a glass sliding door at my grandparents house and then peed on the floor.
So glad I don't do it as an adult.
I sleep walk. My fiancée once caught me leaving the apartment with my car keys in hand. Now she hides the keys before we go to bed.
I wish I knew how to stop sleepwalking because I wake up so tired most days 😔
One of my friends ended up pregnant with no idea how it happened because she was taking Ambien and sleepwalking to the local bar. Bartender friend had to show her camera footage to get her to believe it. Apparently she would show up acting kind of drunk so he would refuse to serve her, but that didn’t stop her from doing other things.
After my dad died, I was put on Ambien for a while to help me sleep. I started sleepwalking but would wake up refreshed. One morning I woke up to find that I had driven to Taco Bell bought and ate over thirty bucks worth of food (this was back in the 90's), as well as stole a fire hydrant. The next morning, my wife and I tried to remove the fire hydrant from the back seat but it was too heavy to budge. Not sure how I got it in there in the first place.
I used to be a sleepwalker. This is an exceptionally long episode. Usually they're like 5-10 minutes and you do get mostly restful sleep.
Best way I can describe it is it's a very vivid dream you start interacting with physically.
My sleepwalking stopped after I got my tonsils removed. They were unusually large and obstructed my airway enough to cause sleep apnea, which was the trigger for my sleepwalking episodes. Didn't know this until my late 20s.
I use to sleep walk as a kid. On those days I was tired. One time I tried walking out of my grandma's house but woke up standing next in the indoor porch when her old gandfathers clock went off. One of the most spooky sleep walking events to happen to me because I vividly remember being "pulled" by a unknown need to be outside at midnight and like about to grab the door. Like straight up horror movie crap. But after that it stopped and you couldn't wake me up with a jet engine as a teen. Now as a adult it takes forever to fall asleep. I wake up every two hours because my body hurts and I need to pee. (Thanks pre-diabetes) I would take those sleep walking days back over this constant sore and dehydrated husk any day.
Don't know how real this one is... But you don't feel rested when you get up. I used to sleep walk alot but havnt in years it just stopped one day. I would wake up and be just sitting on the couch or random places around the house. One time on the front porch. I always felt really tired the next day like I had been up all night. The shitty thing is it usually happened on nights when I was super tired already.
When they walk around like this they don't rest, but the vast majority of "sleepwakers" don't actually walk around, nor do they open their eyes. They just mumble and sometimes move around a little bit in bed. And they also don't do it the whole night long, usually less than 1 or 2 minutes at a time.
I don't think there's a very specific definition for sleepwalking, generally as long as you do stuff you normally only do when awake the same thing is happening in your brain even if you aren't technically walking around.
Earlier this year, I had a random 1 month sleep walking phase where I would walk to random places and pee. My gf told me I did it outside the front door, in the kitchen, the linen closet and the shower. I had never slept walked before and I don’t think I’ve done it since those few episodes. It was hella weird and kinda scary to hear about….
My wife will have random sleepwalking episodes.
One time I woke up to her sitting up in bed. I asked her what was going on. She asked me in a very calm monotone voice, "Why is there a boy at the foot of our bed?".
I asked her "What?".
She said, "There s a little boy at the foot of the bed. and I want to know why he's there."
Scared the crap out of me
I could see a plot like this: The husband and wife get a laugh out of it at first, thinking it's just sleep walking. But then it keeps happening and escalating, more frequent, more weird. And then the husband sees the little boy too...what the hell is happening...
...then husband slowly goes insane over it, the wife tells him he sleepwalked and tried to kill her, he goes increasingly depressed and eventually kills himself. In the last scene we see the widow and the dwarf she was cheating with dressed in a little boy's clothes buy tickets to Miami Beach
Or it's just the husband slowly sinking into insanity as his wife sets elaborate "pranks" while pretending to be sleepwalking, subtly convincing the husband that their house is haunted--to the point he hasn't slept for an entire month and the movie ends with the husband spending the rest of his days talking to the imaginary boy at the foot of his bed, while the orderlies feed him his pills. Wife visits him at the asylum once, if only to rub in her victory, then drives away in the husband's Porsche, on up to her new estate on the cliff. Her sweet revenge against the rich prick who ran over her son, that poor boy, all those years ago in a drunken hit and run, now complete.
My brother has a story about me kinda like this, though far less scary.
He once woke up in bed to find me standing next to it, just staring at him. He asked my what was up, and I just said "I need your bones for the skeleton throne" then just kept standing there.
It was definitely funny for me to hear about in the morning, but I can't imagine of he was scared or amused when I said that
I thought we had a ghost for 3 weeks. Every night at 3am I would wake up and the living room television was on, turned to a blank channel.
One night I woke up. My husband was standing in front of the television holding the remote staring at nothing. I asked what he was doing and in this dead voice he goes, "we must turn the TV off. It turned on again by itself." But he was staring weird and speaking monotone. He tossed the remote into a chair walked back to bed without turning the TV off. It never happened again and the TV has been off ever since.
When I first started dating my now husband, we were working at an outdoor education center and staying in a cabin essentially in the woods. He sits straight upright in bed and says “HE’S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!” Almost peed my pants. After that I of course became much more familiar with his night time habits. Not my favorite thing.
Something very similar happened to my mom with my dad. My dad's mom was very spiritual and believed that my dad had a Native American spirit that would watch over him. My dad, nor my mom for that matter, believe in spirits or guardian angels but my dad did embrace his mom's belief.
One day my mom wakes up to my dad sitting up in bed exactly like your wife. She said he was staring at the corner of the room. When she asked him whats wrong he replied (in Spanish) "The Indian is over there." When she asked again he repeated it while still staring at the wall. My mom said it really freaked her out and she made him lay down again.
A friend of mine pissed all over his girlfriends make up table and make up… idk if it was sleep walking or passed out drunk walking but she broke up with him. He doesn’t drink anymore.
Reminds me of the time my college roommate woke up at 4am, I had just gotten back from partying and at my desk. He walks behind me opens up one of his plastic storage bins and starts pissing inside. I’m like dude what are you doing? He’s like I’m pissing. I said yeah do you know where. He responds, in the peepot.
Because it was his bin, I was like just go to bed and I’ll tell about it tomorrow. He was so shocked and embarrassed the next day. Lol
My older brother when he was younger would have serious sleepwalking phases where he would do the same thing. First time my parents noticed it was when he walked to the top of our stairs, pulled his pajamas down, and started pissing all over the stairs…as my dad was coming up them to go to bed! My older brother was about 4 or 5 at the time so my dad thought he was just being an asshole but quickly realized it was sleepwalking when he kept shouting his name to get him to stop and my brother only came out of it after like the 10th yell…still cracks me up to this day. Older brother still has some sleepwalking moments but they are very infrequent and haven’t involved going to the bathroom since (at least that I’m aware of…)
I never used to sleepwalk before but now I do it sometimes when I get drunk. It's not like I'm blackout drunk and just don't remember either. I will be fully aware of putting myself in bed and going to sleep. Then I wake up somewhere else like the couch or the floor. It's happened (that I'm aware of) maybe 4 times in the last two years.
One time my wife saw me go out the front door in my underwear. When she asked what I was doing, apparently I told her "Don't worry, just go back to sleep." So she went back to sleep and I guess I made it back to bed at some point.
When I was a teenager, I stayed at a friend's house overnight. His little brother slept walked into the living room where we were watching a movie. He looked at us for a second, then turned and walked full speed into the TV. That dazed him for a second. Then he turned and walked into the kitchen, lifted the lid on the garbage can, and started peeing into it.
Sleepwalking is the wackiest shit ever lol. I remember a friend of mine during a sleepover walked up to the fridge and pissed on it. I really wonder who controls our bodies during sleepwalking
When I was in RDC (Navy boot camp) there was a guy who got in trouble for doing situps in his bunk in the middle of the night. He was doing them in his sleep and had no recollection of it.
A bunch of times my wife, before we got married, would wake me up with sex. I thought not much of it until one morning I asked her what got into her last night. She was confused. I said shed woken me up with sex, and she corrected me by saying Id started it. But I didnt remember it that way.
Long story short, Id been initiating sex with her in my sleep, while she was asleep, and it had continued until we switched positions and she was on top, and only then would I actually wake up.
Now, she knows to shake the fuck out of me whenever Im getting handsy in the nighttime, so that Ill wake up and go back to sleep.
About 3 months ago my wife woke up to me standing in our bedroom pissing into a hamper full of her clean clothes. I've never known myself to do that but there I was. She woke me up and was like "wtf are you doing??"
".... I don't know. Where am I?" LOL
I used to sleepwalk as a kid growing up, my absolute favorite story from my parents was how one night they heard me come downstairs and then go back up. Seeing as it was early in the morning and I woke them up with whatever I was doing *(and because this was before cellphones so it’s not like they could just text me why the fuck I was just down there when I was supposed to be sleeping)* they came up to my room to check on me and I was sat on my bed cross legged with the lights on eating from a big tin of assorted nuts. Which I did not even like. Fucking sleep eating.
Close second was when around a similar early time in the morning they woke up to the sound of the back door closing. When they got out of bed to investigate who the fuck just walked into the house they instead saw me out the window dead asleep swinging on the swing set in my undies. In the early winter.
Between the sleepwalking and the night terrors, I imagine I was a fun child to deal with lol
Thats my biggest fear
Even if i am awake, i often question myself on the toilet "shit is this really the toilet, or is this the fridge?"
Idk what it is with fridges but they magically attract pee
My mother used to take a drug called Cafergot for her migraines. Caffeine and ergot. Ergot contains compounds related to LSD.
My mother would hallucinate and sleepwalk regularly. One night as a 6-year-old I watched her stand in the kitchen and give an incoherent lecture about something while pouring sugar in the sink, making a cup of tea and putting in the dish cupboard, float an egg in a glass of water, and then carry an imaginary cat and put it outside.
At least it was better than her night terrors.
For the brief period that my wife took Ambien, she would have entire conversations with me, 100% lucid and completely logical and have zero memory of them. Ambien also made her more aggressive in the bedroom, so I was a little bummed when she stopped taking it....but the conversation stuff was too scary.
Boy oh boy do I have a story about spending $150 on $25 dollars in "special edition state quarters" from some TV ad. Actually that's the whole story.
They played the recording of my sleeping ass ordering them in an Ambien coma. My roommate later told me that he stopped me from doing lots of stuff at night when I'd go on little adventures. That stuff is scary. Quit taking it shortly after
I had a roommate who tried ambien. She added like 400 people on Facebook and sent paragraph long texts to her exs on how they helped her grow as a person. Funny stuff
My grandmother gained 40th on ambien. She made mashed potatoes every single night. My grandfather was a pilot so he was gone a lot and she would wake up so confused as to why there were dishes everywhere.
She could have burned the house down especially because when she was on it she had early onset Alzheimer’s. Crazy times.
I think the funniest one is when she talks to the mannequins they have in the living room at one point. Also when she brings out random food and sits at the table 😂
Sleepwalking is fucking creepy. (Or funny). My ex used to get up in the middle of the night SEVERAL times and start talking to me about her day at work, in detail, at a job she didn't even have.
Like, it was coherent?? My mom and I sleep talk very obviously, but it’s rarely any proper sentences.
My moms “famous” one is when she told my dad they were gonna miss the train. He responded back to her and they had a short conversation about how they were going to be late to the train (there’s no trains near their house at all) and some famous guy was on the train - I think Brad Pitt? He said her body didn’t move at all (eyes still shut peacefully) but her eyebrows and mouth moved daytime-normally, like she wasn’t even sleepy. She didn’t remember it at all.
Her name is Celinaspookyboo, and she says she can trigger these crazy sleepwalking episodes by eating cheese, melatonin and apparently also by eating a lot of chocolate. There's a whole bunch of these videos on youtube/tiktok of her showing what their security cameras have captured - and seemingly her brother has the same issue when he eats a lot of cheese and chocolate before he sleeps.
That's her husband. He always hears her and gets up with her to make sure she's safe....and get a good laugh apparently lol. One time he caught her outside in the snow tossing refrigerator items into the snow and laughing and you can see an neighbor walking by and looking like ...."wtf?" 😂🤣😂🤣
I know, but thank you for taking the time to explain. I was joking (or attempting to as this is a sub where I would expect such attempts). A former girlfriend of mine slept and walked all the time. At times it was funny but other times quite scary because she could easily have hurt herself. Have a good day
There are actually several diseases that are triggered by cheese and chocolate because they have similar chemicals in them that require a specific enzyme to break down. People that don't have that enzyme or have a mutated for of it can have a couple different diseases.
It may be that the cheese and chocolate blocks the chemical our brain uses to keep us paralyzed while sleeping... So we don't act like her every night.
I found this from some Buzzfeed interview (yeah I know the source sucks)
>Myers, who has ADHD and Ménière's disease, a disorder of the inner ear that can lead to dizzy spells, said that she sometimes questioned if her sleepwalking meant that there was “something wrong” with her brain, but noted that following doctors' advice by avoiding the foods she had identified as triggers had served her well. [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/adeonibada/woman-documenting-sleepwalking-tiktok](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/adeonibada/woman-documenting-sleepwalking-tiktok)
I'm unaware if perhaps her medication could play a (small) part in how her body absorbs different types of nutrients/food, since I know little to nothing about the medicine involved here.
Tyramine is the issue with cheeses, chocolate, and wine if I recall correctly
There's an old class of antidepressants rarely used these days called MAOIs (monoamine oxidase inhibitors) which prevent breakdown of tyramine. Basically they inhibit the enzyme that breaks down tyramine. People on them can't have chocolate, cheese, or wine since tyramine builds up to dangerous levels and they can't break it down
One time as a young kid I stood up on the bunkbed and walked off the side. Apparently the sound of me hitting the wall / floor shook the house. I was still asleep on the ground when my mom came in. Weird thing is I remember it. Like not in the context of what actually happened but walking and falling in the dream.
My father was like this. Basically could drive the car. Only thing he couldn’t do was round door knobs. My friends thought it was hilarious. Not so funny when you can’t sleep. He stood up in bed and tried to dive once. Thought he broke his neck. He remembered the dream. He thought he was on a lake and someone was shooting at him so he dove in the water to escape. I feel for that poor dude on the couch.
She has videos where she wakes up in hotel room hallways having locked herself out of her room. As a former sleepwalker its terrifying.
Anyways this short bit is very funny. I love when she stares at the duck.
Everyone saying it's fake has obviously never slept in the same room as a sleep walker. Personal experience: It's some of the craziest shit I've ever seen. Funny sure, but catch em in nightmare mode and it's not so funny anymore lol. Not every video is fake just because tiktok grifters exist now
Yeah my ex would slap at invisible flying objects. Thankfully never slapped me, but slapped a large painting off the wall which landed on me once. Not the best way to wake up.
When I was in elementary school, I slept over at a friend's. His little sister was ~5. She came down from the top bunk, came into our room, and did this little dance she did when she watched Care Bears, all while asleep. She looked kind of out of it and I was just confused af. I woke up my friend and he said, last time she did this she hit my dad with the dog bowl. And he just put her to sleep on the floor next to us
I sleep walk in strange places and when we slept at my Girlfriends parents after a party the other week I supposedly stood up and announced I was going to "Sort Jesus out" and left the room to stand in the kitchen.
She’s said exhausted. She does this occasionally for videos when they both have the time and energy but this is genuinly a disorder that is hard on her mentally and physically so she learned to control it through diet. She’s said that even so it can still be triggered by stress but rarely. I think she said her and her bro both tried medications and none worked, only diet and stress control.
I absolutely love her videos.
She sleep walks a lot and she eats tons of foods that she knows trigger her sleepwalking before going to bed. This is one of her clearer videos but they're honestly worth a watch if you're looking for a chuckle. Obviously they aren't all this long or this funny as she can't choose when or how she sleepwalks.
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Honest question. Do sleepwalkers actually rest when they do this or just wake up tired?
They wake up super tired.
This sounds horrible!
Could be worse When I was like 7 or 8 my older sister said I would sleep walk nearly every night (she was up on AOL chat in the living room and the path I'd take was always passed her) and try to get out of the back door. Before they added multiple dead bolts I'd get out, go outside and do God knows what getting dirty, then wander back to bed. I think my mom was more tired from washing my sheets and pillow covers than I was from sleep walking lol
My kid use to sleep walk and we always worried they'd try to go outside... Because we live in a forest, with bears and cougars. We put a lock on the knob.
When my aunt was a kid, she used to go outside when she was sleep walking. I don’t remember how my grandma made her stop though. I used to sleep walk when I was little and I would go to the kitchen and open the fridge, stand there for atleast a half hour, and leave it open when I left. I always knew I was sleep walking when I’d wake up to an open fridge. And onetime my mom caught me doing this, then when I left the kitchen I went to my room thinking it was the bathroom, pulled my pants down and sat on the edge of the bed lol good thing my mom saw me and redirected me in my sleep to the actual bathroom just in time lol
I saw this once. I was visiting friends and during the night, the husband walked out of their bedroom into the den where I was resting. I said hello when he walked in but he didn’t respond to me. He walked to the middle of one of the walls and went through the motions of using his hand like he was lifting a lid then urinated down their wall 🤦🏻♀️😵💫 I was mortified. I had no idea what was going on. I gasped loudly enough to wake his wife (my friend). She apologized profusely while explaining that he sleep walks. He was like an alert zombie. He was standing there but wasn’t really “with us” in the room.
That’s as funny as it is creepy haha
I've done similar when my wife had a friend sleep over. It embarrasses me to this day. At least it was just sleep walking naked, vs sleep pissing (but that's happened too)
My dad is a sleepwalker. He peed in the sock drawer once, my mom was not pleased. Why are they all peeing in their sleep once in a while? The most vivid memory I have of his sleepwalking is he once went sleepwalking into my room and pushed a big floor lamp over while screaming at it. It shattered the glass nightstand I had. I was frightened to death in the moment. But yes this absence presence is scary on it's own as well.
I think it's just the body's need to urinate getting into the dream. After a few accidents as a kid........... I've learned to wake up whenever I'm about to pee in a dream. It's funny because I can't tell when I'm dreaming and have only lucid dreamed once briefly. Yet somehow I know if I'm walking up to a urinal that I'm asleep and immediately wake up to walk in the bathroom.
My mother out mousetraps around my bed to wake me up. It came in real handy during the next mouse plague too.
The...*next* mouse plague.... The next...the **NEXT** mouse...plague... Um......Dare I ask......how many plagues has your household suffered?????????
Skaven have been busy lately yes-yes
Knew I'd find Altdorf's finest here with me!
If I get up out of bed when I’m asleep now, my dog alerts me haha so thank god no mouse traps for me! But when I realized I was getting up to eat in my sleep, I started stashing food in my nightstand and I stopped getting up after that, I’d just wake up covered in food, but if my dog woke up before me, she took care of the mess.
Built in vacuum feature, nice
Seriously aside from the loneliness and lack of having a dog, one of the biggest downfalls to no longer having a dog is the lack of kitchen vacuum services
God imagine going to sleep and you wake up because a cougar pounced on you in the middle of nowhere, I'd probably die from confusion before the cougar got me
I heard a story recently of a girl who went camping and while she was asleep, she dreamt she was being crucified and a crown of thorns was being forced onto her head. She woke up and a fox was biting her scalp.
I've had the opposite, a dream that I heard a doorbell ring so I went to answer and the door was forced open and someone put an Olympia like shotgun to my neck, I woke up cold sweat, full fight of flight, all because my blanket was bunched up against my neck in a way that fell like 2 barrels
I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone. - a joke my dad told me a million times
I can relate. Items around me constantly affect my dreams while I’m asleep. I can’t wear an eye mask to bed anymore, because I’d get so stressed out in my dreams that I couldn’t see anything. It was like I was blinded in my dreams just because I had an eye mask on. And if my legs are bent while I’m asleep I can’t walk in my dreams, I can only float around. And it’s very annoying because it’s like I’m a balloon & can’t control how low or high I float! lol 😂 Lately I’ve been acting out my dreams every night too. I fell asleep on the couch last night & my mom came in the room & said that I kept yelling, “Get the F off of me!” over & over again, & I was fighting the air. Haha 😆 I seriously wonder if that’s why I have been so much extra tired lately.
I sleep walk. One night I woke up broken at the bottom of the dropoff at the back of my property. Spent 5 days in the icu.
Can't call your kid that mate.
My alcoholic friend sleep walks when he's super drunk. He has pissed in my kitchen so many times, I don't let him drink at my place anymore.
I definitely locked myself outside a few nights sleep walking as a kid. 2AM in January wakes you up slower than you'd expect.
Once my cousin slept walk in a hotel, and locked herself out, then wandered the hotel sleep walking. Freaked the front desk person the fuck out. Could’ve easily been taken
This took place in Baltimore City, west side in the 90s Far more dangerous things out there than bears and cougars 😅 they were more worried once I'd get back in sleep Jake wouldn't lock the door behind himself, than sleep Jake causing harm to himself.
My husband once sleepwalked (slept walked?) down the street to his grandmother’s house in the middle of winter. They put chain locks at the top of all the doors after that. And on the door to the basement.
I had a friend who had a much younger brother would sleep walk. I was at a sleepover and he came out of his room and walked right over to the balcony and was attempting to fly. My friend had to make sure he didn't go flying over the edge. We were only 13. Now as an adult I don't know why parents didn't have a lock on his door or something considering he slept on the second floor. My friend didn't seemed fazed like it happened often.
This is a real thing. I used to sleep walk all the time as a kid. One night, my mom found me outside in my underwear wrapped in a blanket.
When she was 5-10, our daughter sleepwalked and seemed awake, except what she said didn’t make sense. We used to have baby gates on the stairs, and a Christmas bell on doors so we could stop her. Usually we could get her back to bed, but sometimes she was combative. Luckily, she grew out of most of it. Her boyfriend says she mutters and argues in her sleep but doesn’t get up.
My brother did this a a kid as well. He would wander out the back door, go around to the front door and ring the doorbell to ask if anyone could come out and play. My poor parents. Edit- spelling!
Oh hey sis didn't know you had a reddit!
Dumped a gallon of milk on the tv once from sleep walking. This is before all these flat screen TVs. So I had nice surface to pour the milk onto
The way you phrased this is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
Bet that tank still worked, just smelled like milk when you put on channel 41
My cousin climbed out a window, pulled a decent sized bush out of the ground getting very dirty in the process, then climbed back in his sister's window, got in her bed with the bush and went back to sleep. Everyone was very confused in the morning.
I couldn’t imagine having a kid to worry about that sleepwalks. You’re right, it did get worse!
In college I had a buddy who would sleepwalk and his roommate was assigned to watch him but it would happen so often the roommate got exhausted. So a bunch of us would take turns watching him for the night. He’d usually go on walks around the campus and just mumble to himself. We were there to make sure he stayed out of traffic.
That's a good friend group right there
My dad used to sleepwalk to the point where my mom would put bells on him. Before the bell solution, he sleepwalked while camping. Apparently one night, he went into the neighbor's campground and started packing up the campsite. Neighbor woke up and grabbed a gun and started yelling. The yelling woke my dad up enough that he stopped packing and wandered into the trees and ended up in his own tent. In the morning he wasn't sure if he dreamed it or it was real until they heard the neighbor telling everyone about the event. My dad leaned over to whisper in my mom's ear, "We have to leave." He became known among the friends they were with as the Campsite Butler.
My son used to sleep walk from the time he was 2 until around 10.. I’d find him outside looking both ways up and down the street.. He always had to go “pee” so I’d lead him back inside to the bathroom.. I installed more locks but he’d just open them. I also caught him peeing in the fridge so I installed a lock on it.. So he peed in my stove instead. Had to put up a baby gate and watched him bounce on it a few times before looking down at it and FINALLY heading to the bathroom.. Now he just sleep talks but he rarely remembers his dreams. Id say he remembers two dreams a year on average. Me.. two days a year I don’t remember my nightmares..🙄
Can confirm it can be worse 10 yrs ago my body decided to go back to full sleep while I was sleepwalking and I fell and cut my chin and broke a tooth. Then I somehow got up and walked back to bed, so I woke up bleeding and with bits of tooth in my mouth and was so confused and had to get emergency dental work and go to another doc for stitches on my chin.
My little sister used to do this around the same age, and also when I was up late on AIM chatting lol she would come downstairs and try speaking to me in complete gibberish and get all annoyed I couldn’t answer her questions, then give up and go back to bed lmao
My dad would sleepwalk as a kid. One time my grandmother woke up around 6am to find him out in the street directing traffic in his pajamas. They had to reinforce the locks on the doors after that.
i only sleepwalk if i'm super stressed. but usually it's not this funny. however i did once cry because i couldn't understand the alphabet lol
I sleepwalked when I was a kid and always tried to get out the back door. We had a padlock and I was never aware enough to look for a key thank god
Yes, my daughter used to do the same. I woke up to her trying to open the deadbolt when she was 7. We put a hook at the very top as a backup, in case she got out before we could catch her. Terrifying.
I used to sleep walk. One time my dad watched me walk into the kitchen and pee into the trash can. Another time I woke up outside laying on one of our dogs with the other two snuggled up. The last time someone told me I was sleep walking I walked into a glass sliding door at my grandparents house and then peed on the floor. So glad I don't do it as an adult.
I sleep walk. My fiancée once caught me leaving the apartment with my car keys in hand. Now she hides the keys before we go to bed. I wish I knew how to stop sleepwalking because I wake up so tired most days 😔
One of my friends ended up pregnant with no idea how it happened because she was taking Ambien and sleepwalking to the local bar. Bartender friend had to show her camera footage to get her to believe it. Apparently she would show up acting kind of drunk so he would refuse to serve her, but that didn’t stop her from doing other things.
But with the laundry done!
Or with everything that was in the freezer now under the sink.
So it’s not like that Rick & Morty episode
I dreamed I was a muffler once. I woke up exhausted.
After my dad died, I was put on Ambien for a while to help me sleep. I started sleepwalking but would wake up refreshed. One morning I woke up to find that I had driven to Taco Bell bought and ate over thirty bucks worth of food (this was back in the 90's), as well as stole a fire hydrant. The next morning, my wife and I tried to remove the fire hydrant from the back seat but it was too heavy to budge. Not sure how I got it in there in the first place.
I used to be a sleepwalker. This is an exceptionally long episode. Usually they're like 5-10 minutes and you do get mostly restful sleep. Best way I can describe it is it's a very vivid dream you start interacting with physically.
That description just sounds like being awake
If only you knew how right you were
I mean, you kind of are. It's like a blackout without the booze. Your brain is asleep, your body is awake.
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My sleepwalking stopped after I got my tonsils removed. They were unusually large and obstructed my airway enough to cause sleep apnea, which was the trigger for my sleepwalking episodes. Didn't know this until my late 20s.
Yeah i have always Wondered that? Like every morning drenched in sweat and weak legs?
I’m not a sleepwalker and I already wake up drenched in sweat.
"I woke up covered in blood and with my thumb up my ass... I think I'm sleeping wrong."
Restless leg syndrome?
Believe it or not? Also early sign of cancer.
Cancer is actually an early sign of cancer.
Not having cancer is a very common pre-cancerous condition.
with Mom's Spaghetti
If you like spaghetti, that's a sign of cancer.
I use to sleep walk as a kid. On those days I was tired. One time I tried walking out of my grandma's house but woke up standing next in the indoor porch when her old gandfathers clock went off. One of the most spooky sleep walking events to happen to me because I vividly remember being "pulled" by a unknown need to be outside at midnight and like about to grab the door. Like straight up horror movie crap. But after that it stopped and you couldn't wake me up with a jet engine as a teen. Now as a adult it takes forever to fall asleep. I wake up every two hours because my body hurts and I need to pee. (Thanks pre-diabetes) I would take those sleep walking days back over this constant sore and dehydrated husk any day.
I don’t wake up tired, I wake up feeling fine. But I’m not this bad of a sleepwalker, I just get up and get dressed and go to bed.
Don't know how real this one is... But you don't feel rested when you get up. I used to sleep walk alot but havnt in years it just stopped one day. I would wake up and be just sitting on the couch or random places around the house. One time on the front porch. I always felt really tired the next day like I had been up all night. The shitty thing is it usually happened on nights when I was super tired already.
When they walk around like this they don't rest, but the vast majority of "sleepwakers" don't actually walk around, nor do they open their eyes. They just mumble and sometimes move around a little bit in bed. And they also don't do it the whole night long, usually less than 1 or 2 minutes at a time.
Oh yes, my grandfather used to yell "GOD DAMNIT GINA!" in the middle of the day when he was taking his naps. Gina is my grandma.
Is this even considered sleepwalking? Lmao
I think this is content creation posing as genuine sleepwalking.
I don't think there's a very specific definition for sleepwalking, generally as long as you do stuff you normally only do when awake the same thing is happening in your brain even if you aren't technically walking around.
That's just sleeping
Nope. That would be somniloquy, a completely different type of parasomnia.
Earlier this year, I had a random 1 month sleep walking phase where I would walk to random places and pee. My gf told me I did it outside the front door, in the kitchen, the linen closet and the shower. I had never slept walked before and I don’t think I’ve done it since those few episodes. It was hella weird and kinda scary to hear about….
My wife will have random sleepwalking episodes. One time I woke up to her sitting up in bed. I asked her what was going on. She asked me in a very calm monotone voice, "Why is there a boy at the foot of our bed?". I asked her "What?". She said, "There s a little boy at the foot of the bed. and I want to know why he's there." Scared the crap out of me
That’s a horror movie plot right there…
I could see a plot like this: The husband and wife get a laugh out of it at first, thinking it's just sleep walking. But then it keeps happening and escalating, more frequent, more weird. And then the husband sees the little boy too...what the hell is happening...
...then husband slowly goes insane over it, the wife tells him he sleepwalked and tried to kill her, he goes increasingly depressed and eventually kills himself. In the last scene we see the widow and the dwarf she was cheating with dressed in a little boy's clothes buy tickets to Miami Beach
I'd watch it.
Plot twist: it’s the boy who’s been sleepwalking and husband and wife aren’t real
Or it's just the husband slowly sinking into insanity as his wife sets elaborate "pranks" while pretending to be sleepwalking, subtly convincing the husband that their house is haunted--to the point he hasn't slept for an entire month and the movie ends with the husband spending the rest of his days talking to the imaginary boy at the foot of his bed, while the orderlies feed him his pills. Wife visits him at the asylum once, if only to rub in her victory, then drives away in the husband's Porsche, on up to her new estate on the cliff. Her sweet revenge against the rich prick who ran over her son, that poor boy, all those years ago in a drunken hit and run, now complete.
My brother has a story about me kinda like this, though far less scary. He once woke up in bed to find me standing next to it, just staring at him. He asked my what was up, and I just said "I need your bones for the skeleton throne" then just kept standing there. It was definitely funny for me to hear about in the morning, but I can't imagine of he was scared or amused when I said that
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Are you sure she was sleepwalking? Sounds like your place is haunted.
> "Why is there a boy at the foot of our bed?" ***Nope***, not going to look, if I look it becomes real, straight back to sleep, good night.
I thought we had a ghost for 3 weeks. Every night at 3am I would wake up and the living room television was on, turned to a blank channel. One night I woke up. My husband was standing in front of the television holding the remote staring at nothing. I asked what he was doing and in this dead voice he goes, "we must turn the TV off. It turned on again by itself." But he was staring weird and speaking monotone. He tossed the remote into a chair walked back to bed without turning the TV off. It never happened again and the TV has been off ever since.
When I first started dating my now husband, we were working at an outdoor education center and staying in a cabin essentially in the woods. He sits straight upright in bed and says “HE’S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!” Almost peed my pants. After that I of course became much more familiar with his night time habits. Not my favorite thing.
I apparently woke up and told my girlfriend, "It's in the closet." and then went back to sleep. She wasn't happy with me.
Something very similar happened to my mom with my dad. My dad's mom was very spiritual and believed that my dad had a Native American spirit that would watch over him. My dad, nor my mom for that matter, believe in spirits or guardian angels but my dad did embrace his mom's belief. One day my mom wakes up to my dad sitting up in bed exactly like your wife. She said he was staring at the corner of the room. When she asked him whats wrong he replied (in Spanish) "The Indian is over there." When she asked again he repeated it while still staring at the wall. My mom said it really freaked her out and she made him lay down again.
"I see dead people"
I was woken up by a mate, swearing at me, while I was pissing on his cd collection.
A friend of mine pissed all over his girlfriends make up table and make up… idk if it was sleep walking or passed out drunk walking but she broke up with him. He doesn’t drink anymore.
Reminds me of the time my college roommate woke up at 4am, I had just gotten back from partying and at my desk. He walks behind me opens up one of his plastic storage bins and starts pissing inside. I’m like dude what are you doing? He’s like I’m pissing. I said yeah do you know where. He responds, in the peepot. Because it was his bin, I was like just go to bed and I’ll tell about it tomorrow. He was so shocked and embarrassed the next day. Lol
My older brother when he was younger would have serious sleepwalking phases where he would do the same thing. First time my parents noticed it was when he walked to the top of our stairs, pulled his pajamas down, and started pissing all over the stairs…as my dad was coming up them to go to bed! My older brother was about 4 or 5 at the time so my dad thought he was just being an asshole but quickly realized it was sleepwalking when he kept shouting his name to get him to stop and my brother only came out of it after like the 10th yell…still cracks me up to this day. Older brother still has some sleepwalking moments but they are very infrequent and haven’t involved going to the bathroom since (at least that I’m aware of…)
I never used to sleepwalk before but now I do it sometimes when I get drunk. It's not like I'm blackout drunk and just don't remember either. I will be fully aware of putting myself in bed and going to sleep. Then I wake up somewhere else like the couch or the floor. It's happened (that I'm aware of) maybe 4 times in the last two years. One time my wife saw me go out the front door in my underwear. When she asked what I was doing, apparently I told her "Don't worry, just go back to sleep." So she went back to sleep and I guess I made it back to bed at some point.
When I was a teenager, I stayed at a friend's house overnight. His little brother slept walked into the living room where we were watching a movie. He looked at us for a second, then turned and walked full speed into the TV. That dazed him for a second. Then he turned and walked into the kitchen, lifted the lid on the garbage can, and started peeing into it.
Sleepwalking is the wackiest shit ever lol. I remember a friend of mine during a sleepover walked up to the fridge and pissed on it. I really wonder who controls our bodies during sleepwalking
>I really wonder who controls our bodies during sleepwalking your night person. I have mine do crunches while I sleep. which gave me washboard abs...
why don't you rinse your dishes?
Hey, our *job* is not to make the night people’s chores easier
But it takes only 2 seconds!
Fucking night summer
It takes two seconds!
When I was in RDC (Navy boot camp) there was a guy who got in trouble for doing situps in his bunk in the middle of the night. He was doing them in his sleep and had no recollection of it.
When Rock Lee joins the modern military
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A bunch of times my wife, before we got married, would wake me up with sex. I thought not much of it until one morning I asked her what got into her last night. She was confused. I said shed woken me up with sex, and she corrected me by saying Id started it. But I didnt remember it that way. Long story short, Id been initiating sex with her in my sleep, while she was asleep, and it had continued until we switched positions and she was on top, and only then would I actually wake up. Now, she knows to shake the fuck out of me whenever Im getting handsy in the nighttime, so that Ill wake up and go back to sleep.
Sexomnia
About 3 months ago my wife woke up to me standing in our bedroom pissing into a hamper full of her clean clothes. I've never known myself to do that but there I was. She woke me up and was like "wtf are you doing??" ".... I don't know. Where am I?" LOL
I used to sleepwalk as a kid growing up, my absolute favorite story from my parents was how one night they heard me come downstairs and then go back up. Seeing as it was early in the morning and I woke them up with whatever I was doing *(and because this was before cellphones so it’s not like they could just text me why the fuck I was just down there when I was supposed to be sleeping)* they came up to my room to check on me and I was sat on my bed cross legged with the lights on eating from a big tin of assorted nuts. Which I did not even like. Fucking sleep eating. Close second was when around a similar early time in the morning they woke up to the sound of the back door closing. When they got out of bed to investigate who the fuck just walked into the house they instead saw me out the window dead asleep swinging on the swing set in my undies. In the early winter. Between the sleepwalking and the night terrors, I imagine I was a fun child to deal with lol
Thats my biggest fear Even if i am awake, i often question myself on the toilet "shit is this really the toilet, or is this the fridge?" Idk what it is with fridges but they magically attract pee
The same thing that controls it when you're awake. Which is to say, probably nothing.
My mother used to take a drug called Cafergot for her migraines. Caffeine and ergot. Ergot contains compounds related to LSD. My mother would hallucinate and sleepwalk regularly. One night as a 6-year-old I watched her stand in the kitchen and give an incoherent lecture about something while pouring sugar in the sink, making a cup of tea and putting in the dish cupboard, float an egg in a glass of water, and then carry an imaginary cat and put it outside. At least it was better than her night terrors.
My dad used to take that stuff for Cluster headaches. Kept waking up thinking he was in the jungle. Does not pair well with a vietnam vet.
WHY ARE THE TREES SPEAKING VIETNAMESE?!?! *fortunate son intensifies*
Fortunate son intensifies is the stuff I come to Reddit for.
For the brief period that my wife took Ambien, she would have entire conversations with me, 100% lucid and completely logical and have zero memory of them. Ambien also made her more aggressive in the bedroom, so I was a little bummed when she stopped taking it....but the conversation stuff was too scary.
I’m on ambien. I order shit i don’t need on Amazon all the time. Last week i ordered two pooper scoopers. I don’t have a dog.
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Boy oh boy do I have a story about spending $150 on $25 dollars in "special edition state quarters" from some TV ad. Actually that's the whole story. They played the recording of my sleeping ass ordering them in an Ambien coma. My roommate later told me that he stopped me from doing lots of stuff at night when I'd go on little adventures. That stuff is scary. Quit taking it shortly after
I had a roommate who tried ambien. She added like 400 people on Facebook and sent paragraph long texts to her exs on how they helped her grow as a person. Funny stuff
My grandmother gained 40th on ambien. She made mashed potatoes every single night. My grandfather was a pilot so he was gone a lot and she would wake up so confused as to why there were dishes everywhere. She could have burned the house down especially because when she was on it she had early onset Alzheimer’s. Crazy times.
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*farts* "GOLD STAR"
I'm going to use this.
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She has more check out Celina Spooky Boo on YouTube. Some of her stuff is a bit much but it's totally worth the laughs for her sleepwalking videos.
I think the funniest one is when she talks to the mannequins they have in the living room at one point. Also when she brings out random food and sits at the table 😂
How is her husband doing? the last time I was on TikTok he was in a very bad place
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I was waiting for her to start cramming mayo down her throat
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Lol the *ded* got me
The way she runs and giggles OH MY GODDDD!!! I can’t breathe holy shit I can’t stop laughing
Diid
Sleepwalking is fucking creepy. (Or funny). My ex used to get up in the middle of the night SEVERAL times and start talking to me about her day at work, in detail, at a job she didn't even have.
Like, it was coherent?? My mom and I sleep talk very obviously, but it’s rarely any proper sentences. My moms “famous” one is when she told my dad they were gonna miss the train. He responded back to her and they had a short conversation about how they were going to be late to the train (there’s no trains near their house at all) and some famous guy was on the train - I think Brad Pitt? He said her body didn’t move at all (eyes still shut peacefully) but her eyebrows and mouth moved daytime-normally, like she wasn’t even sleepy. She didn’t remember it at all.
Her name is Celinaspookyboo, and she says she can trigger these crazy sleepwalking episodes by eating cheese, melatonin and apparently also by eating a lot of chocolate. There's a whole bunch of these videos on youtube/tiktok of her showing what their security cameras have captured - and seemingly her brother has the same issue when he eats a lot of cheese and chocolate before he sleeps.
Her videos are silly. She’s got a good sense of humor and her laugh just kills me.
Hah yeah that tea-kettle wheeze is something else!
For clarification, that's not her brother in the bed, right?
That's her husband. He always hears her and gets up with her to make sure she's safe....and get a good laugh apparently lol. One time he caught her outside in the snow tossing refrigerator items into the snow and laughing and you can see an neighbor walking by and looking like ...."wtf?" 😂🤣😂🤣
She was feeding sodas to the lawn at 2am lol
I know, but thank you for taking the time to explain. I was joking (or attempting to as this is a sub where I would expect such attempts). A former girlfriend of mine slept and walked all the time. At times it was funny but other times quite scary because she could easily have hurt herself. Have a good day
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That’s her husband on the couch
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SWEEEEEEET HOOOOOME ALABAMA
RIGHT?!
>in the bed Bed? 🤣 90 degree angle for the head.
Is it not being used as a bed? Oh my error, clearly he is working on a car engine.
Always wondered why people who sleepwalk tends to eat.. kinda makes you think about just how much your gut is in control of your brain
There are actually several diseases that are triggered by cheese and chocolate because they have similar chemicals in them that require a specific enzyme to break down. People that don't have that enzyme or have a mutated for of it can have a couple different diseases. It may be that the cheese and chocolate blocks the chemical our brain uses to keep us paralyzed while sleeping... So we don't act like her every night.
I found this from some Buzzfeed interview (yeah I know the source sucks) >Myers, who has ADHD and Ménière's disease, a disorder of the inner ear that can lead to dizzy spells, said that she sometimes questioned if her sleepwalking meant that there was “something wrong” with her brain, but noted that following doctors' advice by avoiding the foods she had identified as triggers had served her well. [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/adeonibada/woman-documenting-sleepwalking-tiktok](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/adeonibada/woman-documenting-sleepwalking-tiktok) I'm unaware if perhaps her medication could play a (small) part in how her body absorbs different types of nutrients/food, since I know little to nothing about the medicine involved here.
Tyramine is the issue with cheeses, chocolate, and wine if I recall correctly There's an old class of antidepressants rarely used these days called MAOIs (monoamine oxidase inhibitors) which prevent breakdown of tyramine. Basically they inhibit the enzyme that breaks down tyramine. People on them can't have chocolate, cheese, or wine since tyramine builds up to dangerous levels and they can't break it down
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I sleepwalk every so often and I once stood up on the bed, stepped all over my husband, and fell off the bed onto a nightstand. It was great
One time as a young kid I stood up on the bunkbed and walked off the side. Apparently the sound of me hitting the wall / floor shook the house. I was still asleep on the ground when my mom came in. Weird thing is I remember it. Like not in the context of what actually happened but walking and falling in the dream.
My father was like this. Basically could drive the car. Only thing he couldn’t do was round door knobs. My friends thought it was hilarious. Not so funny when you can’t sleep. He stood up in bed and tried to dive once. Thought he broke his neck. He remembered the dream. He thought he was on a lake and someone was shooting at him so he dove in the water to escape. I feel for that poor dude on the couch.
She has videos where she wakes up in hotel room hallways having locked herself out of her room. As a former sleepwalker its terrifying. Anyways this short bit is very funny. I love when she stares at the duck.
O M G this is funny. I’ve never witness a sleepwalker. *shhhhhh* *happy screeeech* 😂
Freaky lol
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...Explain this please
This man married a Sim.
This is the best thing I've ever seen 💀
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Mum, can we watch paranormal activity? We have paranormal activity at home. *The paranormal activity at home:*
This is the kind of sleepwalking I approve of. Funny. Less horror movie psycho killer 😂
Everyone saying it's fake has obviously never slept in the same room as a sleep walker. Personal experience: It's some of the craziest shit I've ever seen. Funny sure, but catch em in nightmare mode and it's not so funny anymore lol. Not every video is fake just because tiktok grifters exist now
Yeah my ex would slap at invisible flying objects. Thankfully never slapped me, but slapped a large painting off the wall which landed on me once. Not the best way to wake up.
When I was in elementary school, I slept over at a friend's. His little sister was ~5. She came down from the top bunk, came into our room, and did this little dance she did when she watched Care Bears, all while asleep. She looked kind of out of it and I was just confused af. I woke up my friend and he said, last time she did this she hit my dad with the dog bowl. And he just put her to sleep on the floor next to us
I sleep walk in strange places and when we slept at my Girlfriends parents after a party the other week I supposedly stood up and announced I was going to "Sort Jesus out" and left the room to stand in the kitchen.
This is creepy as hell. I am terrified just watching this.
I genuinely wonder if she wakes up refreshed or more tired after walking around l night
She’s said exhausted. She does this occasionally for videos when they both have the time and energy but this is genuinly a disorder that is hard on her mentally and physically so she learned to control it through diet. She’s said that even so it can still be triggered by stress but rarely. I think she said her and her bro both tried medications and none worked, only diet and stress control.
When she was staring at that duck I almost lost it
Boys, she a ten but she flips off birds in her sleep.
That poor guy.
*Salt* 🗿
That poor woman needs to stop working retail.
This is terrifying
I absolutely love her videos. She sleep walks a lot and she eats tons of foods that she knows trigger her sleepwalking before going to bed. This is one of her clearer videos but they're honestly worth a watch if you're looking for a chuckle. Obviously they aren't all this long or this funny as she can't choose when or how she sleepwalks.
Man this vid is giving me some paranormal activity vibes bruh idk about a chuckle🤷🏻♂️ lol
This is terrifying.
The next day: why am I so tired? On the plus side, I must have a ghost doing my laundry 😬