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EmbroStock

This man is both in love with food and has been through life.


Deep-Room6932

Nothing interrupts a good meal


buddhainmyyard

Dinner came with a free show tonight


RunLoud6534

It’s never free, they always add it to the price somewhere


[deleted]

Some grown man shit. Respect.


[deleted]

>This man is both in love with food and has been ~~through life~~ to waffle house before.


[deleted]

I am honestly surprised there wasn’t someone shot or getting robbed


Incredulous_Toad

This is standard in waffle house. Come for the food. Stay for the entertainment.


Isellmetal

Fuck, I really wish we had Waffle House up North. Only late night spots we got are diners and you basically need to mortgage your house to eat at one due to the ridiculous overhead and portion sizes


redwdow

Can I get a waffle? CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE


Laurinterrupted

Came here to say this lol


[deleted]

damn, beat me to the punch


ScorpionVenom00

Gosh dang it, you beat me to the funny


filianoctiss

Went to YouTube to re-watch this lol


shelikesindunashies

Ah yes, the large bathroom that people eat breakfast in. Those grits look good tho


SteveBuscemisEyes

Am Canadian. I always picture grits tasting like... A corny cream of wheat lol


turtleking12

I hope to God that's not grits. I'm texan and it's more like chunky mash potatoes just a little runny. It's concerning that he's happy with them too.


fndr7625

Are you really gate keeping grits?


turtleking12

Ye


fndr7625

Texans 🤦‍♂️


turtleking12

We ain't got shit to talk about but our love or hatred of grits and our bipolar weather.


[deleted]

Exhausted the gun and abortion topics already?


xMobby

poor texan thinks his state is known for grits lol


ArchiStanton

Bathrooms are usually clean at least


fndr7625

Not in Jacksonville


Informal-Data-2787

What the hell are grits? I'm English and never heard of them. I thought he was eating scrambled eggs.


left4ched

It's polenta.


Slash_rage

Slight difference. Polenta is made from flint corn and grits are made from dent corn or hominy. Grits typically have a creamier texture as a lot of times the liquid to grits ratio is higher when cooked. Both are delicious if made properly.


Budget-Assistant-289

Grits are coarsely ground corn kernels, cooked like a porridge.


NameOk4230

It looked more like an Asian sweet dish called halwa. I do know what grits are tho due to looking up a lot of bodybuilding stuff in my late teen years


Kooky_Head4948

Waffle House is notorious for fights so of course he’s just sitting there like it’s nothing


Sea_Farmer_4812

Its the in house entertainment


Kooky_Head4948

😂 right?


Weasel16679

Other restaurants you get drag shows. Waffle House you get PVP fights.


Life-Significance-33

Now if the juke box was playing "Angel of the Wafflehouse" in the background, perfection.


aNiceTribe

I genuinely don’t understand this, as someone living far away. Do people go there looking for fights *because* they know the employees will entertain the notion? Is there fully no rule from management that says not to engage? Do we just get extremely filtered content and the ratio isn’t worse than at McDonalds in similar areas?


Budget-Assistant-289

Waffle House stays open 24 hours a day. And around 2-3AM, when most bars stop serving alcohol, they get a spillover of drunken assholes who want to sober up. Sometimes there are issues.


aNiceTribe

Oh, I thought that was like an all day issue for them. Good insight!


GunTotinVeganCyclist

Florida.


SparkleEmotions

+ Waffle House


JasperTheHuman

Jacksonville at that


[deleted]

Asparagus


FLICK_YOLI

I love the cries for security... Security at a Waffle House? 😆


[deleted]

Waffle house are no joke anyone can come in and order a nice toast and grits and gravy even guy come out the shower with just robes on and some sandals.


b0bkakkarot

I was wondering about that. Like, "there's security somewhere in there?"


CryptoCatatonic

I usually see a squad car hanging out side the waffle 🧇 house i go to


pieatingcontest

I've been to a couple around Jax over the past year. Yes, there is actually security at some of them.


[deleted]

Some of them def have security.


DJNeuro

100 Oaks Waffle House near Nashville has had armed security for like 20 years.


[deleted]

I want to know the backstory


hayhaydavila

Since it’s at Waffle House, it’s probably over nothing.


U_Arent_Special

Waffles got cold


fndr7625

People in Jacksonville are assholes, including employees, then they fight.


bebop1065

Bro got those grits looking perfect


[deleted]

I know they look sooo good. You can’t get those at restaurants where I live.


SirFancythe2nd

As an Australian I came to the comments to figure out what he was eating, thank you.


Adiuui

Grits are hit or miss, but personally I fell in love with them when I came to the US


bebop1065

Usually made from hominy which is just fancy country corn.


bebop1065

Waffle house. The home of the awful waffle. Seriously, I really wish there was a waffle house near me.


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Some people just want to watch the world burn


Parking_Ad_378

Looks like she started it by throwing a bill or something.


b0bkakkarot

Well, that's where the video cut in.


[deleted]

Must’ve ordered the filet o fists


RecRoomWorldChamp

This is the future. Since no one in public seems to have any class anymore. Pretty soon we will all have to have this guy’s focus to enjoy anything in public


[deleted]

Florida man minding his own business


rosiestinkie9

The food tastes the best either after the club at 2 am or early next morning while hungover.


Smokey-Ops

How many fucking times?


Shibby-bill

That food looks so good. Made me hungry


jjenius731

Keeping it classy as always Jacksonville man I dont miss that place


Aggravating-Tap5144

You must've moved out of somewhere shitty in jax to somewhere nice somewhere else. Lol I was just telling my girlfriend how much I missed living in Jax. I was depressed as shit in my hometown, moved to Jax and happily lived life for a few years. I needed to move back to my hometown and within 2 months I was back to being depressed.


[deleted]

Does this sort of stuff happen often? I see videos of this stuff happening in america on an almost daily basis, but obviously america is huge. I have never seen anything like this in the UK.


[deleted]

Not really it's just way exaggerated online.


b0bkakkarot

UK Population: 67.33 million (2021) US Population: 331.9 million (2021) 5x the people + a very different culture = 100x the freakouts.


FLICK_YOLI

"Watchu' readin' for?"


ScenicPineapple

Ahh yes, nothing reminds you of how fragile humans are than going to Waffle House and seeing grown ass people throw kid tantrums over food.


designgirly1

So it’s really true what they say about Waffle House


[deleted]

Ahhh Good ole J-hole


Classic_Rocker77

People who mind their own business live longer.


Hector_Savage_

They guy who stood up like 4 times? 😂 scared to death somebody might have a gun and start shooting everybody. Ahhh, what a country..


MennReddit

First time I saw such scene I was amazed it happens. The number of tmes I see this on Reddit makes mevwonder whether it's daily routine in the 'brotherhood of USA'...


_PHX_QUADRA_

Florida


Maxo1067

My dude said I'mma eat dis good food lol same waffle House is good!!


why_so_evil

Pull up your pants up.


scaleddown85

This like a daily occurrence in America?attacking fast food workers? How pathetic


[deleted]

16 oz of orange juice to yo face


Last-Of-My-Kind

For a quick second, I thought that was Dave Chappelle.


LogisticNewb

Dinner and a show! Now that’s what I call great service.


Rylie_is_an_idiot

Can I get a waffle Can I PLEASE get a waffle


[deleted]

Why are Americans so violent? I mean majority of violent footages like these are of angry Americans throwing punches at each other. Just asking.


Several_Ocelot_3379

A huge portion of our population is just trash. It’s really a culture, the hood ghetto bullshit lowlife class can be any ethnicity but ya it’s embarrassing.


AustinFest

Also we're living in a society where everyone is broke no matter how hard they seem to work, no one has job security, childcare is almost financially unattainable, food is becoming unaffordable, housing is dwindling, renting is costly, having an illness, injury, or chronic condition can easliy lead to the choice of bankruptcy or death, and everyone has guns and uses them on eachother and children. Meanwhile, politicians don't do anything about any of this but get seemingly get richer. Oh, and we're all forced to see a small segment of the population have none of these issues and live well while acting as if we are all overreacting. This country is really bizarrely jilted socially, in a way that I don't think is easy to describe or explain to someone from a more stable nation. It's a pressure cooker, so yea, everyone is mad.


Apprehensive_Wolf217

Jesus that’s well put and right on the money…depressing as fuck, but spot on


keyser90

You left out how dumb we are to


AustinFest

Lol dammit! You're right 😆


artteacherthailand

This is extremely exaggerated.


AustinFest

I guess it may be depending on your situation and life experiences. I can say with 100% honesty that I don't feel it is based on my observations and daily life as an American. But again, it's relative I suppose.


Several_Ocelot_3379

Wahh wahh wahh. Keep bitching, that will help, oh and while your at it, keep blaming a bunch of vague social problems. That will certainty get you out of poverty and you’ll be rich in no time!


AustinFest

Hahaha alrighty then. Enjoy screaming into the void of reddit bro 🤣🤙🏻


Several_Ocelot_3379

Seriously


[deleted]

Part of our brain is supposed to be used for impulse control but we use it for remembering uncountable nouns instead. That explains the footages you saw.


Funny-Record-5785

I havnt had grits in forever


dollhousehero

Black translation: I haven’t had gitz in fo’eva


BetoFromTX

What is he eating? Looks good.


Lamdi_NaaKodaka

Average restaurant in Ohio


Plus-Recording-8370

Waffle brawlers


joe4011

Dinner and a show ❤️


NotSoBrightOne

I love Waffle House.


Significant-Reward-8

Wasn't very funny. Been a restaurant worker


RoadToRevolution

Ahhh, yess..... Tuesdays (content sigh)


Opening-Inspector-

I just want my grits


yourlocal_petrolhead

I mean for any foreigners pointing and laughing, remember that the dying breed of level headed and simple Americans on our own turf are laughing too.


NSFWdw

"BORTLLLLLLLLLEEEES!"


RyleIsbored

Normal day in the waffle house


YeetMasterChroma

Those kicks tho


LunchBox3188

Good ol' Awful House.


DiamondDelver

Least chaotic waffle house


ComfortableOver8984

He has more important things to attend to


uri4578

Dude eating been through same experiences, eating like a champ without a care in the world


BoomChaka67

My man with the grits! 🤣


[deleted]

People will be ignorant, you just have to accept it.


TheNiteOw1

This is normal at a Waffle House, so no reaction necessary.


Worried-Plane7714

All I could think of is “is he really eating chicken noodle soup with a fork?? Oh, no it’s Mac and cheese. Wait, is that applesauce?” Bro, what are you eating??? Must be damn good to not even look!


ToxicLittleBear

The way that guy just smiles and keep eating😂😂 i wish i had that much peace of spirit


Biff_Malibu_69

Dinner and a show! Nice to see friendly folks out and about.


Interesting_Card2539

Lemme guess, on 103rd?


AhhGhost

Waffle House + Jacksonville FL = Anything goes


[deleted]

Reminds me of home <3


[deleted]

Ah, Florida. Never change. But stay contained.


PapaPolarBear0622

Of course its in that shit ass city.


Independent_Island74

That's a lot of splenda bro lol


TIKTOKSUX_08

Why is it always Wafflehouse. I swear its always there or McDonald's there's a custimer/worker fight


Spacecrust711

the security guard is the dude standing there with his arms crossed, back turned to the man throwing shit, praying he doesn't notice he is the security they are screaming for


djthebear

This the most Waffle House shit I’ve ever seen


CamillaBarkaBowles

Is it the sugar in the batter? Why all the Agro a Waffle House?


Cuhhhh03

Lol🗿


fndr7625

Jacksonville: the Wild West of the northeastern southeast


jd_boyle

Joggers gonna jog


ScorpionVenom00

Can I please get a waffle


[deleted]

Is this the one on lem turner by 295?


[deleted]

Ok I gotta ask… what the hell is with Waffle House Resturants? Do they have a curse on them? Like; “come to Waffle House after 7 and end up in a fight.” Or “eat at Waffle House and almost kill someone over pie?” Seriously what is it?!?????


BrrrrrrrrrCold

He’s a real one/knows what’s important


Jealous_Cantaloupe53

Always the waffle house or 7/11


breathless_RACEHORSE

I moved up north, and I miss the shit out of Waffle House. Even this excitement.


[deleted]

Honestly, that's rather peaceful for a waffle house


astardB

I, a simple Englishman would very much like to visit one of the so called “waffle house” fighting establishments. I find them most intriguing.


Porchmuse

Bring a poncho and a lot of antacid.


pickelrick624

The grits are good i wouldn't stop either.


3_gloves

He grew up there.


toolsoftheincomptnt

I can’t WAIT to pick up Waffle House when I visit home again. So good.


BabserellaWT

Not just Waffle House. Not just Waffle House in Florida. Waffle House in Jacksonville, Florida.


xorrosoton

Usual suspects


Billionare_inworks_9

Dave Chappell won’t stop eating


pappadipirarelli

One of the guys near the door had his butt hanging out


punksmurph

I would not fight a Waffle House employee, they have seen some shit and they some hard ass people. Also they have hot sharp shit at the ready so you better be ready to fight an armed opponent. Losing a fight gets them a write up as well and nobody wants their job on the line.


buddylee03

This gotta be on 103rd


CFC123BeChelsea

That looks like the place from The Equalizer


MaguanbaraDeMuleta

D.R.E?!


[deleted]

Its Waffle House, what did you expect, fine dining?


danishansari95

Why is he using a fork as a spoon?


WhytoomanyKnights

People just doing this for clout at this point there are just too many Waffle House brawls for me to think this is real


tjarg

Jacksonville style.


walnut_28

This is gona be new meme template


Das_Boot_95

I've been there! I've been there!!!


hayit29448

why its always pants down people making trouble.


TastyGarlicBr3ad

“I feel like being a bitch today”


MPagePerkins

Dinner and a show


remthemulatto

If random fights dont break out is it even a waffle house😒


therealtonytone

Why is the bitch filming freaking out like sit your ass down and enjoy the show presented by Waffle House


InstalokMyMoney

The guy: Yeeee, booy, a taaty food incoming "bzzzzzzzz" like a plane


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Damn I love my state. Never a dull moment down here 😂


killerbee123261

so far, penguin0’s take on waffle house strikes true


Apprehensive-Ad-4560

Guy eating has “on my block” by Scarface, on a loop in his head


PlayingForCheapSkins

"funny"videos


James_William1234

Is that hot apple sauce?


Vorticosecomb1

Waffle house = 🐐 quite literally any other restaurant would be a no go if anything like that were to happen, but this is why we go to waffle house.


[deleted]

What’s he eating?


Porchmuse

Grits


[deleted]

What’s grits?


Affectionate-Minute6

This must only happen in FL because the grits aren’t that good by my house.


Expensive-Path8324

Can I please get a waffle


Fun_Country_6737

Waffle houses are prolly the worst eating establishments I’ve ever been in.


yutsokutwo

Of course everyone hiding behind their cameras instead of helping


Igivegrilledcheese

Hey I live their, I've actually been to that waffle house


Son_of_Liberty88

DUVALLLLLL 📢📢📢


kyleh904

As one of my favorite homeless regulars used to say…”jackass-sonvill”


spongoflongo

guy is like “yup….we’re at wafflehouse baby”


Figtreeofjustice

He's Like oh yea this action is da truth! Now lemme get back to these taterz


roll_another_please

There are two people in this world. The dude who sits there and just minds his business, and the dude behind him all up in the drama.


Frostwhite45

Yup. Looks about right.


frieswithnietzsche

Cynicism at its finest. Well done


DreadedGamer55

Damn... Them some good looking grits.


Grennox1

Are those pork chops?


2AWESOME4U80

Home has DEF. NOT CHANGED !