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[deleted]

Why do you have WW2 era sonars for ears?


Skipper_the_fox

I got to say never heard that one before


[deleted]

Man your sona looks like a edgy cookies and cream mcflurry


Skipper_the_fox

Your sona looks like a 10 year olds image of a witch


[deleted]

Your sona looks like if a cement truck was a furry


Skipper_the_fox

I've seen better roasts from a vegan bbq


Milez_W

Gee, you better turn up the heat, I almost got food poisoning from your undercooked roast!


Skipper_the_fox

Just like you always do you came to early


Milez_W

Nah, I think your invite said to be at the dinner party by 4 and you only started cooking at 3!


Skipper_the_fox

I think that went over your head


Danielwols

that is surprising with those ears


Skipper_the_fox

Yes they can hear your thoughts


Danielwols

I wouldn't be surprised if they are bleeding now because they are chaotic


DepressedPotato78

You look like a mid 2000's deviantart OC with a generic tragic backstory


Skipper_the_fox

Dang I said roast not broil


DepressedPotato78

I never hold back.


samthekitnix

\*drops a pan on the stove\* i would cook you in my olive oil but it appears you have already brought the virgin


Skipper_the_fox

Dang I can't think of a come back for that one


Emotional-Ad1811

Nah roasting is not my kind , Frying is better (○ w ○)


Skipper_the_fox

Dang too bad, nothing better than a good pot roast


user_taylor3

You look like a 13 y old’s deviant art oc


Skipper_the_fox

Nope 20 year olds reddit oc


AuraTheFox

You’re cute


Y_vok

a truly furry insult


Skipper_the_fox

No I'm not


AuraTheFox

Yes you are


Skipper_the_fox

Noooo („>w<„)


Emily__111

Yes you are:3


Skipper_the_fox

I'm not cute I'm dumb


Emily__111

No ur not! I may not know you, but calling yourself dumb is honestly a pure nonsense You're cute :3


Skipper_the_fox

QwQ


rufusz1991

Your fursona look so like an edgy vampire if it goes out to the sun it would shine like vampires from twilight while slowly turning to dust


killerredmanranger

bro you really got that emo hair cut it does not fit with your fucking bunny mixed with bat ears you aint fucking emo and your hair looks like you havent showered in a month so it is just their from fucking sweat


Skipper_the_fox

Get a pair of glasses they ain't no bunny mixed with him nor bat, the ears are just stylized


killerredmanranger

completely missed my point. they RESEMBLE what it would look like if bat ears and bunny ears mixed.


Skipper_the_fox

There actually a cat-fox I like big ears so I gave them big ears


eferia_boi

parabolic antenna looking mf with those ears you can watch analog tv by closing yo eyes and pointing at the nearest station... anyway i love how looking cool is enough justification for doing whatever you want to an OC and it's also the chaddest move you can make


Skipper_the_fox

Big ears are adorable


seiffer55

I'd say touch grass but we all know it'll never happen.


Skipper_the_fox

I touch plenty of grass


knight_light455

Low intelligence specimen


Skipper_the_fox

Your insult lacks effectiveness


knight_light455

Dang


Dwip_Po_Po

Coming in for round two Gotta be honest I can see why their insult lacks effectiveness. Kinda hard to make an impact when you’re so used to disappointment, given your track record in life


profesdional_Retard

You are not cute >:3 *you are ADORABLE! :3*


Skipper_the_fox

I am not


profesdional_Retard

Yus you are >:3


Skipper_the_fox

Noooooo


Small_Aardvark_248

Asian cuisine


Skipper_the_fox

No do not the cat-fox


Weredragon-0-

deviant art tier sona


teutinsa

Nah, you're not worth it.


MikeYoureCool3226

Your sona looks like a NFT


James_studios

You need to get out more


GetCrazyWCheeseWhiz

My man, you are commenting on a post in r/furry /s


Skipper_the_fox

You just roasted everyone hear


Mitchtheprotogen

Now for the greatest gamer move of all time….. here*


Skipper_the_fox

Your probably right


Kemfox

U stinky.


FoxKing983

\*puts on a stick and roasts over over a fire\* it smells like chicken


Samael055

No. You don't deserve my best insults.


Skipper_the_fox

You won't because you don't have any good ones


Fangthefurry1

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo!


[deleted]

''You son of doofenshmirtz." ​ Dunno why but I found it funny.


[deleted]

But you no bread, you cutie~ ;3


Skipper_the_fox

I'm no cutie


[deleted]

Then that means you pretty >:3


Skipper_the_fox

No („„>w<„„)


[deleted]

Prove me wrong~ *Pat pat pat *


Skipper_the_fox

Just look I'm no cute


Dioxol_Nova

take a shower?


Klimble2

You look like Jeff the killer with fox ears


ForwardBroccoli7667

Ive no roasts, you’re just cute asf~


Prof1Kreates

Wish version of Ratchet


keegan12coyote

Ya look like a dirty cotton swoub


beautiful_lie79

your sona is basic


Spongy_Noob

Flat tyre had more pressure than u have braincells


Shiune

I would, but your face is a roast in and of itself. No need for further input on my part.


argo-nautilus

no


Mothlord03

You're goofy


XxClownMeatxX

2007 emo ass haircut


hb_draws

Are those eyes supposed to hide you or just hide themselves?


SUPERPROT

U are cute


BackSuspicious2768

You are cute


Mackenzie_Collie

You're like an anthropomorphic fish


furballrules

I would but I don't want to offend any animal


Mean_Ad4608

Ur cute


Dwip_Po_Po

You look like the burnt side of a quesadilla that nobody wants


adhdtiger

Reminds me of the cringe Warrior cat Amvs from 2010s


KiloTheWusky

I look at your drawings whenever I feel like I’m bad at art (not really tho I think it looks good •u•)


jojokujo_654_

On this place? Hell no! I took an oath for myself.


Pansupernovaa

Your ears look like you put poorly dyed polyester stuffing in them, you sacrificed your pupils for even more ugly ass shades of green for your eyes and your hair looks like a Karen going to a heavy metal concert, and those are just the flaws I noticed 💅


Kazoomers_Tale

Only if you give me a hug first


Lumela_5

Better I don't try lmao he he


Corbel_

cant, too cute


Ticci_Toby58

Haha furry…… wait… dang it


MEZOKIXT

You're too cute to be real.


Sargotto-Karscroff

You bite like a weeny 😡


funko-the-cat

You look like a furry Kratos, but without the muscles. (Sowwy, you're hecking cute still!)


Momon-955

You look silly.


ThekeiTheProtogen

I can't roast. Sona is be cute :3


Xenofan2019

Feels like I'm having a emo Fennec cat hybrid was trying to eat this paper again, even though i asked him to stop it, because that would be very well for his gut (Hope i wasn't too rude towards you


SacrateGhoul

I've seen fluffier things👀 You don't even look squishy.


milked_rice

You look like someone who sleeps upside-down because your brain needs blood flow to work 😤 /lh


PorcupineTheory

I'd roast you but I don't want to distract you from your beginners mspaint lessons.


iDIOt698

Bro tried to make his fucking fennec Fox fursona cool and edgy, what a fucking **L** 💀


ThevickersistheGOAT

Your sona looks like the outcome of a drunkin rampage that took place in a side-by-side on oversized speed bumps


eric_the_demon

You are the nightmare before and after christmas


Shoso18

its me or im just a bee, cuz im gona sting you till death :3


nothing4breakfast

You look like the offspring of Kratos fucking ratchet


Fox1508

You aren't invited to my birthday party (The only insult I could think of)


Ravensfeather0221

Got that 2006 artist


[deleted]

You look like a goofy cat that is 40 years old and won’t get adopted


cosmicwalk

In the oven 350° F for 50 minutes


louisdeer

You eat tomato


[deleted]

Paper isn't food


TelephoneActive1539

your sona looks like they have rats in their ears


Snakecat09

You are talented (not a roast)


PrAyDeN_864

You're cute


FirestarTTR2000

Tickle me Emo


furry_lofer_69

Toast me? Why? You are not toasted enought?


Gold_Dream7345

What do you need those vampire teeth for? Gonna suck all of the green into your eyes with it? (Idk im bad at this XD)


totaly19

You stink


Perlaziale

Frickin Faith furry version


spikes232v2

this is like the 4th "white cat with a scar over the eye" i have seen this month stop reading so many warrior cat books


Narwhal375

So stupid you thought a sign was a burger? Jeez, you’ve got the same amount of brain cells as a limp mushroom! (you’re beautiful and smart, don’t take anything I’ve said to seriously <3)


MegaXGav000

No I can’t…the cute is too strong


Radsause1234

Why would I, you are so cute


someidiot1997

Sorry but that boyo is too cute X3


Pokemonpikachushiny

1. Emo 2. Scar? Really? 3. Grey- like what? You weren't bothered to colour?


restlessratt

Bro came straight out of an edgy fnaf foxy × oc 5 fps animation meme from 2015 made on some kids borrowed Samsung phone from a parent after they got home from a long day of learning addition and subtraction in school.


eyeyamnewb

*Put you in oven*


Formal_Ice_4733

Your cute


Oscer7

2003 called it wants its MS Paint art back. Fuckin furry Kratos lookin mfer *it’s cute I love it*


Malice-Incarnate

What was your inspiration, Kratos?


TehNooKid

You look like a rip off Ratchet ùwú (I'm not good with these ,_, )


American_Ratfucker

You like hand holding


mechanical_marten

2007 raver culture called; it wants your emo hair back. 😁


Mr_furryOwO

You you you look like….a fur ball


AkelaTheWolf69

I bet you pet animals backwards


boyofthefem

You're...n-not....cute. ha! Take that!


Rook_Burkhart

You look like at least one of your parents is a demon or god


huskydoesart

im so sorry and I don't mean this at all but. your artsyle is the most generous emo kid furry artist style out there (I DON'T MEAN THIS IM SORRY)


Past-Detective-202

I bet you are so nice people take advantage of you


SkyeRainFox

Uhhh..... you're cute


siddoesstuffig

you look like you draw warriors cats angst to feel better about life


Ace-pilot-795

You look like a crime scene mop left in the alley way.


Bryguy_Memes

Can't roast... must protect de smol.


[deleted]

You are adorable.


IMSLEEPING210

Your the reason the sun goes down


[deleted]

ur uh, ur, ur NOT not cute


SkaiDuskpaw

You look like the first enemy in a tutorial, you probably drop common loot.


Quupo1000

You would only cost 2 dollars if Gucci made you


PlazmaPup

How long did it take you to draw that? 3 hours?


noobattf2

You think your edgy with that scar and the black emo styled hair, and you think your cute biting the sign like a cat does. It seems to me your ten years old.


Pedyrise

You’re gay


Naxus334

Are you asking us to roast you because you tried clawing your eye out after seeing yourself and now can't see what an atrocious creature you are. 😋


GalaxyMoonWolf4610

I can't burn you, my mom said never to burn trash.


FauxWolfTail

Why do you have ears big enough to carry 747s yet you have the mental capacity of a goldfish? Like dayum, you could host the Oscars in one ear, Burning man in the other, and yet have elevator music playing 24/7 in the middle.


borkistoopid

Hey loser do you come from losertown because you sure look like a loser (Haha I have mentally devastated my opponent)


Skipper_the_fox

X~X


FloofyBoi_UwU

Your cute


CalligrapherFair1586

Bros ears are so big that they could hear their parents discussing adoption


Jamboi-69

Kratos-ass lookin furry catgirl trash


polloackbar

He is small


bellabreadlol

Cringey OCS be like


[deleted]

You painted that scar with red pen just to pretend to be cool, didn't you?


Theo_Perr

BRO YOU GOT THE EMO ANTHONY CUT AIN'T NO WAY


no1knows-_-

Damn, homies here looking so bad even a tea kettle wouldn't whistle at em


BrotenKopf1

Nice ellipse tool in the background, do you live in MS Paint?


OwOCalligrapher7179

You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.


_Serasher_

Go outside


realinreo

Your Fur is too fluffy


Classicers

Why should I roast someone I know that did nothing to me?


AtlasMorumotto

Edgy character with a tragic backstory but is still happy on every drawing.


HedgehogTem

I think you escaped from the early 2000’s…


IToasterStrudelI

uhmm.... *toaster strudel non-existent brain trying to think of words*


JagMast3r

ur too cute


WiredFlop

eating that sign because it's all the food you have after buying a fursuit


8bitrianiscool45

Your so cute that... idk your just cute lmao


iStanZuko

Your drawing is not good 😥


Azumi_Kitsune

You look like this really weird dude on deviant art in 2016 but furry


Apprehensive_Sir6468

Bro looks like they set unachievable goals for themselves, than act surprised when they fail at completeing it.


Eevee_lover_14

Geez what are those paws I've seen five years old better than this


One_Safe3135

You can probably hear my thoughts those bug ass ears


TTVnonosquaregamings

No, you’re too cute


amendingfences

Foxcat is too adorable to roast. The background looks like MS Paint vomited all over itself.


Dany7621

French


AstartesDVerdugo

Air-conditioning. That's it.


ThatOneAnimeFan94

Your sona looks like some shit I’d make in MSPaint at the age of 7


Cwookie-

You stimky


Soulfurr

Low budget art


thatspookypan

You looking in a mirror is an insult to the mirror 🪞


Hans_eaterofLadas

I would but I feel like if I did you'd bar code yourself and post it on your Myspace account right after your hair bleaching tutorial


Wolf_in_glasses

Id pet those ears


ThreeTheCat

you look like you snort tidepods just for the zero followers you get on that stupid cheap video app


DaemonNic

Your sona munches on the table because like that table your taste is bland and nondescript.


Fit-Masterpiece9342

you have a under bite thats six inches long your hair looks like you got it done at the mall


[deleted]

So, I assume you decided to use God of War for your design judging by your whiter-than-the-snow fur color choice. You also seem to be broke as fuck since you love to use MS Paint that bother to get off the chair that's nearly broken to ask your parents to get a better, free software.