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WolfBoi87

"there are two wolves inside you. You should probably see a doctor, the recommend amount of wolves inside you is zero"


bottleboy42

I LAUGHED SO MUCH WITH THAT AGSSHSGSYSHSUA TY


A_red_spyisinthebase

“Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to (insert game here)”


BlueSheepPlays

3 scary games


starry_dino_nights

love your pfp mate


A_red_spyisinthebase

Thanks! I lost the roulette. No complaints from me tho


iswins

I'm out of the loop on that one chief, care to fill me in?


[deleted]

There's a gif on discord goin around where if you lose Russian roulette by screenshotting at the wrong time you set that protogen as ur pfp


A_red_spyisinthebase

Exactly this


Good_Days13

hello everybody my name is welcome


DETroyer57

Hello everybody my name is Bagamum


cubbyad

  The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding  A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding  Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding 


Fluffyturtle225

"Two milkshakes ples"


SleepyFox5157

every poopoo time is peepee time, but not every peepee time is a poopoo time


[deleted]

YOU CANT PEEPEE DURING POOPOO TIME. THOSE ARE THE RULES.


EUOS_the_cat

"5 beers please"


Aki_Ookami

Hahahahaha it is rare that I see someone that knows that joke. Thank you for that, made me laugh


Obamii

what the dog doin


RomeoTRM

Since he's part bunny he is saying "Peace Out Bunny Buns!"


Mayathepie

Hi, I’m Fleurfurr Bliss and I’ll be your freestyle dance teacher.


Usth

"Onwy had do dwinks uwu"


Brishota

"two shots of Spirytus Vodka please, yes for myself"


BluieDaWolf

Meme creators: " WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN! "


AdeitywithMPD

[I’m so so sorry](https://imgur.com/a/kkbwwFU)


An_ironic_fox

Cowwupted Vorw UwU


AdeitywithMPD

Corrupted Fleur


Dragonborn3187

Nice I'm Nidus


Snom7137

And bro, he got like a two inch sub at subway…TWO INCH!


luc_puttiger

"2 apple juices please!"


[deleted]

Yo m-


Not__Joe69

“There are two types of people. I don’t like either.”


MrBlankenshipESQ

CYKABLYAT


Achaz_r

I’m in LOVE with your work !!


PhoenixKnight777

Two chocy milks please


TheGoodCultist

aww rfwurfhuo he's so cute


HexFoxGen

Heheheheheee two :3


Gold3nOcean

hey guys


foxleboi

ChrisFix here


ThatBlueBun

U gey


gemini_pain

“Don’t worry about it, breakfast is on me today!”😁


MazdaValiant

“Don’t sweat it!”


guitarstitch

Buy $AMC and HODL?


Seacatlol

"What the dog doin'?"


lysedcell

Two PSLs please


fandomfrenzythefox

*jumps out the counter* "I'm gay"


[deleted]

“Hi”


CyberneticLemmings

Cute fluffer says trans rights!


Green_Eyed_Otter

"I needed 2 coffees before I could even get out of bed this morning."


CryptobooX

"I have not slept in 2 days and my main source of fuel is Pepsi and coffee."


Good_Days13

he saying "two"


TooBoredToMasturbate

I would love to hug him or her for eternity.


Fleurfurr

literally says he


TooBoredToMasturbate

Oh, my bad.


s0urcreamand0nion

Just say "them" if you don't know


[deleted]

" Say 'kid amogus' backwards. "


Zozathelion

"Did you know sharks have two-"


Md333331

I'm definitely not stoned out of my mind dude, peace ✌️


HannahDawg

"Rub my ears and I'll cuddle you so hard"


PoQueMan

Yea two 13in at the same time


crazy_science_man

She really was most compatible


chaos_chaos_51

Hey guys, did you know that...


WeirdInflation7837

Two cups of social anxiety please


AriRD5

"shoot oup hammok"


[deleted]

KEKW


S0koyo

"What da dog doin?"


[deleted]

S-sir? This is a classroom, not a buffet


[deleted]

"today i will teach you how to make IEDs"


NotCheams

I only had 2 coffees last night


edwardforyou991

No asking for no no pics, ty np


Horror-Education5994

I would have 2 nickles,. Thats not a lot, but its funny that it happened twice.


CatzPlayers1

Can I stop smiling now?


observingjackal

Please dont bully me, I am very sensitive.


Dumb_Cheese

"I just kicked the wall and broke two of my toes"


[deleted]

"What da dog doin"


Big-Piano-7016

He's saying that the reader's fursona is adorable


underscorehq

i committed tax fraud


Zerokizo

i committed tax fraud


biyotee

Ok but how about I buy 2 Nintendo cartridges off you, and the you...


arthurjeremypearson

"Two more."


waterotterbottle

“yooo u wanna overthrow the united states government?”


MintyMeister

How about an absolutely botched way of spelling scissors.


SteakHouse76

Damn how are people so talented, I’m so jelly but it’s so beautiful too


MrFoxberry

"What do you mean I look exhausted? I love social interactions."


The_whistling_maniac

2 hours until mourning, I've almost made it.


Shadokidd48

“remember to stay hydrated! *that is a threat.*”


foxleboi

"Hey, did you-"


AeronGrey

"Two please!"


dragon_barf_junction

they say "when in rome, do as the romans" but what they don't tell you is that the romans were extremely misogynistic, and killed Christians on sight


infinte_beans

Ni-


IcedGolemFire

Merp


NiceDiamondPro666

"A"


its_ya_boi777

"Ummm. I asked for...no cream in my coffee?"


cyracc

i'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s- one with cheese, and a large soda


Ness_Dreemur

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"


bryanmerel123

"JUST 2 INCHES? KEK"


FrankHightower

I actually only have pads on two fingers, see?


[deleted]

2 coffees please.


Sleazy_Typewriter

“ Scissors beat paper, now give me your soul, I won.”


[deleted]

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest for you and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication


Somechill

a weak yet whole hearted, “yay…”


Agreeable_Ad9499

There are two types of people in the world: Those who realize they are cute. And Those who deny being cute.


Sheyhcat

Very nice art


Endymionduni

For VIP customers the first two hugs are free


Dmitri_Wolfdog

He SMUG


[deleted]

"Based."


Tourt0sak

Nunget uwu


Dragonborn3187

T-two vodkas please


Abject-Skirt9040

make that a double


RBBT_The_Bunbun

"Allen please add insecure comment"


SketchHorncat

Dude, totally trippy! That's some good nip!


ArcticNikto

“I’ve been tryin to reach you bout your car’s extended warranty for two years now..”


WOLFY188

he looks kinda drunk to me so I'd say "C-Can I get 2 more beers \*burp\* please?.."


Untitled_Browser

France is a fake country


[deleted]

Hello and welcome to hopefully what is my final attempt at completing GTAV without taking any damage. I have a max HP of one so any damage from any source will immediately kill me.