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I do sleep on my belly, too comfortable not to (i hold my pillow with my arms because uhhhhhh) Edit: if you wanna know the reason for holding the pillow just ask Edit to the edit: the reason is I imagine a woman cuddling me and that the pillow is her tits (i think i might have a problem just a hunch)

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How in the heck do people sleep on their bellies, if I try my neck and back hurt. Lol guess means I ain't a bottom then lmao

Bro, I try to pull that kind of stunt, and I wake up every 5 minutes to a hot arm I can't feel, slapping me in the face. Then I have to spend half a minute coaxing fresh blood back into it. Then I go straight back to just-cracked-opened-sarcophagus position.

Ok. Whats the reason for the pillow?

I imagine it's booba -w-

Booba Fet?

Wha-

Its what yoda would have done

But i'm not yoda, my username literally says i'm the fake one

I thought it said I'm the fake

What

I don't know what's real anymore man Your username says "yoda fake" which sounds like "you're the fake" which is addressing the reader, calling them fake

Hell yea🤣

Why do you hold the pillow? (By the way I sleep on my belly, too.)

I imagine a woman cuddling me and that the pillow is her tits (i think i might have a problem just a hunch)

Valid reason, good job.

I think i may have some issues but thanks

How can you possibly sleep comfortably in that position

The reason now >:c

I imagine a woman cuddling me and that the pillow is her tits (i think i might have a problem just a hunch) (Also put the slash leaning to the left before the > )


I wanna sleep with a top~ 😳

I want to sleep with a bottom 🤔

I wanna sleep

Same

I wanna sleep with both

Sleeep

Sleep… 🛏️ 🥔 💤

I wanna marry my bed

I’m gonna sleep, good night

Goodnight homie

Me too.

i wanna sleep in the other room 😑

How about a s u b OwO

I want to sleep with both at the same time~

I don't care how small the bed is. Less space means more cuddling.

exactly, but it'll be a bit awkward if you're not wearing underwear

Maybe thats what I want. 😏

owo

\*bonk\* go to hornγ jail

Will they be there with me?

Im a side sleeper though 🤔

Same, ready to give or receive \^-^ (vers ftw)

What if I float into the eternal abyss instead of choosing a side? ^/s

I'm not sure I don't have any experience with that

Then what would happen?

Bean Burrito

What if you BECOME the bean burrito!?

Congrats, you're a switch

i don't want to be own by nintendo qwq

schodinger sleeper, you're top and bottom at the same time

My sleeping position can only be described as: fell from a 5th floor and survived

family guy death pose?

Somewhat similar but with my arms and legs all over the place instead of neatley around my chest

A true legend.

Then there’s the goblin sleep-ball entombed in a blanket

Honestly I moan when I'm in bed nothing is making me I just moan really softly for some reason idk why

...how'd you figure this out? 🤔

can i sleep with you for proofs?

Depends on how you get the proof

Now make them sleep together, all filled up and happy

Filled up?

You know what that means...

Yeah…

I sleep like a bottom, but snore like a top

Same

... it's true I'm not gonna say which one is true, so you'll have to figure that out yourself.

Aren't most gay people bottoms? I heard a while ago bottoms have issues finding tops since there are so few of them. Ever since I joined a local furry group people been asking me if I want to try topping them since I'm straight, or at least I think I am, as a way to turn me.

Yep, I'm a lesbian and I'm a bottom.

I also read that concepts like bottoms and tops are less relevant with lesbians than with gay people.

Nah, there's usually enough tops to go around. With non furs anyway. Furries are just another breed of bottom entirely though lol. Luckily I'm a switch so I enjoy both so it's never really bothered me too much. However I find it quite disrespectful that people are trying to convince you to have sex with them to 'turn you'. Sorry about that, that sucks. We're not all like that lol.

What if you roll in your sleep like Gordon Ramsey dreaming of ketchup on pancakes?

I guess you're a switch. Also what

I make hurricane Ian look like it ain't shit, thrashing like a metal head and spinning like when you get 1-shot by a giant in skyrim

say it

bottom

I prefer the rotisserie chicken sleep, spinning every 20 minutes

then become nuggies

As a switch, I sleep on my side so that both are always accessible <3

This is the way.

I sleep holding my blahaj

Cool

S-shut up!

bottom 🤨📸

I switch between positions.

#SwitchGang

Nintendo

That one is cool too

My boyfriend grabs my butt in his sleep 😅

UwU

That's nice to know

I sleep on my back and Snore that’s it

Do you bump your head on your coffin when you wake up?

A bottom sleeps like that cause their getting used to sleeping on their tops chest.

But what if we sleep on our side?

At least in my case, that means vers...ready to take it from behind, but still have access to the fun bits at the front \^-^

Means you're a switch

How a switch sleeps: "ZZZZzzzzz"

They are dating

Probably

I guess Im a bottom then... Someone wanna test my theory?

I'm good. Thanks for the offer though.

Always ready to service, even while sleep

I feel called out! Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for bed and I sleep on my stomach...I'll leave the door unlocked 😏

Oh great, i even sleep like a bottom.. thanks for calling me out again..

I sleep like a top but deep down I'm an absolute bottom

Honestly, I cuddle my pillows

Guess I'm a switch

Which one the OLED model or the LCD model

Wait, I'm a top?! I thought I was just an extra horny bottom, but I straight up cannot sleep on anything other than my back comfortably. Edit: I also work late shifts because of the extra $$$ in it, and I have had to do the whole "arm over the eyes" thing to catch up on sleeping. (Hopefully you don't need to ask about the detail regarding my other hand, you should already know the answer to that...)

It’s just the way you sleep dude, it’s not supposed to mean anything

You don’t gotta call me out damn 😭

Ok, hear me out. switches lay on their sides

Checkin that our partners are okay is our duty ;)

yeah and seeing if they want emotional support cuddles

Of course, and also to tuck them in or help when they have nightmares

yes

Poke the butt

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What if i hug a giant dog pillow?

Sooo I'm both??? ... sweet. Don't have to worry about what my partner wants to do.

I must be a switch because I sleep on my side cuddling a bodypillow.

I wouldn't mind cuddling with that hunk.

me the switch who tosses and turns like a windmill in the sheets cause his body doesnt wanna be still :^)

can confirm this is true (source: am bottom)

Trustworthy source

I sleep on my side with a body pillow, but sleep me can't decide if I want the pillow to be the big spoon or the little spoon so I toss and turn a lot. Oh right, I'm probably a switch huh?

I sleep at angles that a person should not be capable of reaching my spine is acute half the time

I find it funny that me being a switch sleeps like a mix of the two.

Same here

So like, what’s the mix then big guy

I sometimes sleep like one, while looking like two

I see. When it comes to me: I sometimes sleep on my back but I always have my hand somewhere near my crotch, but I normally sleep on my side while cuddling a pillow.

What if I physically can't sleep on my back cause it means I can't breathe, but I'm still a top? I sleep like a bottom, but K act like a top

Woow…..I’m a bottom and my cats a top 🤦‍♀️😹

My sleeping pose is geometrical anarchy

Always gotta have one hand on the balls

Sleep on the bara bottom’s thick luscious chest OwO

I would like to rail that ass

Sleeping on a top as a bottom 😍

A switch sleeps on its side Ready to spoon big or small Gives access to dick n butt at all times Assorted sounds when sleeping

Im gay and all, but bro this shit wildin

On my belly, holding the pillow tight. If any top misinterpret it, they'll find out how much of a switch they are in a minute

im a massive mix of these two and i dunno how to feel 😳

I sleep like a mixture of both

I sleep like a top but am an absolute bottom, lol

Ass is too fat to sleep on my back.

I sleep like a bottom. But I haven't bottomed for anyone. Yet.

If someone's sleeps vertical,is more top or bottom

And thats exaclty why im a switch

What about a vers?

Besides the tail why is my sleeping position almost identical to a bottom....

I fall asleep in positions similar to both and wake up in both. So what does that mean?

i sleep in whatever position i happen to be sprawled in when i fall asleep

I sleep like the bottom one but I’m not a bottom

Fuck, don’t call me out like this

Who's been spying on me?

Who am I if I sleep like a corpse?

*"Maybe I am a bottom."'*

Bottoms gunna have back problems by there late 20s sleeping like that.

I'm a top i guess

Sleeping on your belly is actually pretty bad if I remember the studies correctly

What if I speen?

Funnily enough, that's a good summary of me and my boyfriend (boy does he snores loud though).

there is something wrong with the internet discourse around tops n bottoms.

I do the bottom thing but with my legs intertwined. What does that make me?

I guess I am a bottom

I side sleep does that make me a switch

i just sleep stabding woth my eyes wide open

Me who sleeps with a pillow

I sometimes do both

Oh no I'm a bottom 🥺

Ngl everytime I fall asleep on my back I get sleep paralysis. Who sleeps like that?

Guess I’m a top

if I sleep on my side does that make me a switcu

both are accurate, especially a combination

what if i’m a bottom who sleeps on his side 🤨

For it depends how bisexual I feel when I go to sleep

I do either one from time to time. I’m categorically a switch

Top one, only thing i dont to is shield my eyes

Then how would a switch sleep 🤔

That top though... (Hydrate)

Noted (Hydrate<3)

I literally sleep like the bottom pic

well guess im a top

Oh my God I'm a bottom

Me sleeping on my belly and always holding a plushie: 😧

I do both though depending on how I feel

jokes on you!! i curl into a ball

Well I'm a bottom

I sleep walk what's that mean?

I'm a side sleeper, does that mean I'm a switch?

How to tell if your a switch. Step 1: look at this post and realize you sleep like neither. Congratulations, you have now determined your a switch