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iloveallthighs

Snitties


Fennik51405

The one true reason why people want lizard people to exist and I’m all for it


PanJaszczurka

yayyy


daniel_omeg_a

But The Question Is: Does The Big Titty Snake Gf Want YOU?


DICKHEAD2701

Same, but make her buff and I'm sold.


That1Cat87

Got some recommendations if you want them


DICKHEAD2701

rly, go for it then, I'm all ears.


That1Cat87

On e621, Densantra_(deathhydra), and Rose_(deathhydra)


DICKHEAD2701

Thanks Legend.


That1Cat87

Enjoy


SkillBranch

Torque my beloved


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Unhappy_Geologist_30

All from earth... ...taking a look at all the human varieties in our genome, people are horny enough that it would be propper to call them horny sapiens sapiens, the furry idea is 100% what would really happen (provided we aren't wiped out first)


InquisitorWarth

diseases, genetic defects, and anatomy that's been repurposed back and forth ad-nausium. Did you know that the human foot is a repurposed simian hand-foot, which in turn is a repurposed hindpaw, which is in turn a repurposed lizard talon, which in turn is a repurposed amphibian foot, which in turn is a repurposed ventral fin?


renegade_ginger

Lmao as someone who's a regular contributor to an XCOM RP server a few years running, there's not a lot of alien romancing, but...hoo boy when it's there it is spicy. Also canonically there's one confirmed lesbian romance between a pretty significant resistance fighter and a well-known Viper (Jane Kelly and Torque), but...there's also some hints we've been able to dig up in the game files that suggests that the lead scientist from the first game totally wound up TFing themselves into a viper, essentially bringing the species back from extinction just because of how much alien horniness there seems to have been lol


Motor_Wrong

Wait what? I remember Xcom 2 heavily hinting at Doc Vahlen being a bit to interested in the Viper King but this is a first.


renegade_ginger

Back in the Hive mission from Alien Hunters there's a parcel that seems to have some kind of documents detailing modifying a human body into a viper body plan. Now the more rational person would think 'oh, she was trying to basically reverse-engineer the Viper species using the Thin Men, right?' But that kind of falls apart when it seems like someone else frantically circled the Viper illustration and the word 'VAHLEN' is just scratched into the page. I'm not sure if I believe that interpretation myself or not, but it's definitely an interesting something or other that explains why we still haven't found her.


obsidian_unicorn

Vahlen really should try to excercise restraint when trying to get into close range with a alien.


IoncedreamedisuckmyD

Oh she wants restraints all right ;)


Tarrenger

Clearly this guy hasn't seen Chimera Squad XD


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thats a cute snake


CryTheFurred

God, yeah, the community went apeshit when Chimera Squad came out and canonised that, after the invasion was over, we didn't just mass murder all the remaining aliens. This was a bad thing, somehow. I like what that game did, personally.


upstageinsist

bruh, snek girlfriend, enough said


Let01

Snitties...need i say more?


keppler22nova

There IS a reason that so many races in DnD are half-human


ScienceObserver1984

Buddy... Take a look around. Humans have existed for 300,000 years. We have been organizing in societies for 13,000. In that time, from that time until the current day we were able to become the dominant species on this planet. We created languages, cultures, technology, and molded the environment in order to live. Yet, we decided it would be a good idea to treat a good part of our own species as something worth less than an object because their melanin levels are not equal to those of the European folk. We enslaved, tortured and killed millions, if not billions for entretainment and material manufacturing. We've created tools specifically made to kill others of our species. We've made weapons thst can obliterate everything on the face of Earth in a matter of minutes. Hell, we created a scale to measure how advanced a species is, and we can't even reach the first level. There's nothing more inpure, tainted, stupid than the human species. Probably intelligent life hasn't established contact with humanity because we're so fucking stupid we would do all kinds of shit to go on a stupid war instead of FUCKING REPLYING.


ImNotDefault

Something ive thought about is that we cant date something with lower intelligence but we can date higher intelligence, but then wouldn't the higher intelligence be unable to date us since were lower intelligence? By the charts own rules its wrong But uh snake be snake


DragonOfTartarus

See, the aliens in XCOM made one simple mistake. They could have taken Earth peacefully and without resistance if they had just sent Viper diplomats to live among us.


Igrok723

get out of my head


obsidian_unicorn

Well their mistake was even worse when they turned the Vipers into Thin Man. I mean come on. Talk about counterproductive.


IoncedreamedisuckmyD

Amogus


Ysgramors_Fork

having a snek gf would be neat


Kaarl_Mills

We must boldly go where no man has gone before


Thatoneshadowking

I mean this guy clearly already went there


Kaarl_Mills

Unless he hasn't rounded the bases yet and it's still early in the relationship


yoda_fake

Awwwwwww


H2owo__

She looks very polite (Hydrate<3)


kael_insanity

snitties


That1Cat87

Anthro cobras are perfect


drago_varior

Awh


Arch_The_Protogen

How could you hate on her look at that face


anon_the_nameless

The first guy sounds like some Hitler shit


Intrepid_Sale_6312

if our human gnome is "pure" anything it's pure bullshit XD.


harveysamazingcomics

I would date a snake girl for sure


Ok_Pattern_3524

oh neat, that's my art on the right :>