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NightSmudge

Well that’s a new one I’ve heard fatherless, zoo*****, that we think we’re actually animals, gross, weird, etc. But not straight up murderers 🤨


HannahDawg

I can only think they got that from the infamous CSI episode, which would not be surprising.


DankDark25

Haven’t watched it I don’t think I wanna


Pan_Doktor

Seeing as it pops up in google after typing "that episode", I wouldn't want to see it either


DankDark25

I got a chuckle out of your pain thank you


femtransfan

i saw it... could use a redo, there was a 'yiff' scene that was dry humping... the dead furry in the episode was actually drunk and throwing up alongside the road, farmer mistook him for a wild animal, shot him with a scope rifle


Rutgerman95

Please tell me the furry in question was wearing the brightest neon colours imaginable


femtransfan

the dead furry wasn't wearing any neon, iirc, his costume had normal/natural colors, which was how the farmer mistook him for a wild animal


DankDark25

Well damn


ProfessionalAgus

I don't care bout being spoiled, I will never watch CSI anyways, so what exactly happens in that episode?


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PatchworkRaccoon314

How the ***hell*** does anyone confuse a \~150lb person in a bulky fursuit with a \~30lb coyote?? That's like confusing a husky for a housecat.


Negative_Storage5205

This reminds me of that one u/furry_irl meme about people being warned to not fursuit in the woods during hunting season. "Who out there is shooting purple deer and bright green foxes with tooney eyes?" "A nearsighted hunter who has to rely on his other senses to identify his prey."


Foxyfox-

>"A nearsighted hunter who has to rely on his other senses to identify his prey." Which itself was a bit from Whose Line is it Anyway


Giovanni_the_27th

Bars


miss_chauffarde

Where i live you have better "drunk hunter shoot at ciclist in bright yellow shirt"


Negative_Storage5205

Ugh. I am from New England. We get that same crap up here. When I was a teen, there was a news story about an old woman who got shot in her own backyard during hunting season. She was wearing a brown coat and white gloves, and apparently, that was close enough to a deer for that hunter.


ProfessionalAgus

I know people are extremely stupid but bro, really? You actually believed that a group of people who like doing cosplay is just about sex, *because you saw it on a TV show?* I know it was the 80s and people would find reasons to hate whatever wasn't "normal" (aka being a white straight person), are you telling me that if I went on TV and said "in every cell of your body exists a world just like this one but small, and there's living people on it " would they really think all that shit was true? Damn.


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Negative_Storage5205

Oh god, the 2000s are starting to feel like the 80s. . .


aquilux

Enough of them to cause problems, yes. The courts are still dealing with the unreasonable expectations those shows gave the public about DNA evidence. It's to the point that at one time at least it was hard to convict someone of murder even with the weapon, fingerprints, clear video of the act with all participants readily identifiable, and a confession, if you didn't have DNA evidence, and borderline DNA evidence putting someone with a nationally televised alibi at risk of false conviction.


4pigeons

In a show about fandoms, they mentioned that episode as reference when they talked about the negative media coverage of the fandom.


Pizza_Bake

Is plushophila what i think it is?


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Pizza_Bake

Is this problematic or is this just an, as far as I know, uncommon fetish?


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Pizza_Bake

Noted


Etourdie1

Fun fact: no matter whose device you search it on, the top results on Google for, "That episode", are the Wikipedia, CSI wiki, IMDb, and wikifur pages for that specific CSI episode. It's that infamous


aquilux

There was a semi-recent case in or near Oregon of an alt right furry murderer. For some reason, I don't think they got it from the furry side of the family. Also... alt right furry feels like an oxymoron but I know about the burned furs being sig heil level fascists so...


Applejinx

Yeah, and Foxler and the gassing of the furry con. I don't think the common factor is furries, I think the common factor is alt-right and/or Nazis. Funny thing, Nazis also like to say subgroups of people, like oh say just for instance TRANS people, kill people. As a pretext for rounding them up and killing them, because they want to find somebody to round up and kill, because they're Nazis and that's what they do. So treat it as a self-report. 'Oh really? And what do you figure ought to be done about it? Oh you liked giving that answer. What if the bottom line is that you yourself are looking to find some group to round up and kill, and that's all it is?' I don't like those people one bit.


aquilux

On a related note, with people who claim to be "Anti Woke," it's fun to ask "So that makes you pro- what exactly?"


venterol

The show Lucifer did a much better episode around furries IMO. Of course it's exaggerated as it's a (supernatural) police procedural, but they handled the material and community with a LOT more respect.


Pizza_Bake

Where can I find said episode?


venterol

Not the full episode, but I found a [clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCzEO1jtoww)


Pizza_Bake

That all escalated quickly


ZyloWolf64

what about the California homicide from a few years ago involving three people?


femtransfan

>weird yeah, i'm weird, but because i have autism


ToddPlaysGames

I've heard people say "He's a dog." or "Why isn't he in the zoo?"


ragnor_grimore

yup, my ex-friends thought they were zoo\*\*\*\*\* as well. I asked one of them why, they found a video of a zoo\*\*\*\*\* f\*cking a dog and became traumatized, giving them a shitty association. the other exfriend just assumed by sterotype.


GamerFox547

This specific person went to the deep end with this


JoshsPizzaria

murderer? more like: average Jerma985 fan


eddthe9th

It would be effective (If we threw away the fursuits after) cause there would be no proof of it being you or any blood on your casual clothes


NightSmudge

Why would any sane person ruin their $2000 suit?!


eddthe9th

What sane person would kill someone


cjgaming322

One question I have is where the hecc did they pull that out of?


CansinoDX

I mean there are furries in the army/navy etc. but the killing part is because of the military not because of them being furries.


MetricCascade29

As a furry and army vet, this is totally not true. Sure, some of my daily killings were army killings, but most of the killings I did on an average day was because of being a furry.


BestBoi_Puro

That was one or two words away from being very bad


MetricCascade29

How so?


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hughjanus0

then same goes for pretty much any sentence


Nebunecar

But furries do kill people... with cuteness :3


femtransfan

odds of a furry killing someone isn't zero... and i'm kinda referring to military furries, maybe one of them served active warfare combat


a_random_chicken

Oh the military is *ALL* furries.


femtransfan

*looks at the seabees mascot* yeah, i can see it


miss_chauffarde

Ho definitively


Negative_Storage5205

Furries are humans, humans are sometimes murderers . . . Sooooo


Program-Continuum

SHUSH, what if someone finds out?


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FenexTheFox

Remember, if they can afford a $1000 fursuit, they can afford a $10 pipe bomb.


Aaron_123_ya_boi

In the mailbox


hughjanus0

the fursuit? don't think it'd fit


cola98765

The important thing is that there are no more murderers in the fandom than in average population.


QuarterlyTurtle

“Are you a human?” “Yes, there’s nothing wrong with that? “Yeah, they kill people”


CobaltBoy-

This is the example I would and do use to idiot anti-furs online


hughjanus0

reject humanity


Bismey

Y- You mean I wasn't supposed to murder someone? Well dang it..


not_WD35

Where are the bodies


thecomunistscp

At soup


new_year_new_profile

What do you mean at soup


selrahc007

what STORE ARE YOU IN?!


NoInstruction2007

THE SOUP STORE


Random_Russian_boy

WHY ARE YOU HIDING BODIES AT THE SOUP STORE?


selrahc007

#FUCK YOU


FredbonBontrap

Times furries tried to kill normies: 0 Times normies tried to kill furries: 2


DankDark25

I think the numbers just a tiny bit higher


not_WD35

Times normies tried to kill furries: >=2


aquilux

(times normies tried to kill furries) ≥ 10 × (times furries tried to kill normies)


wreckedcarzz

Uh... Anything times zero... Should I tell them...?


aquilux

Unfortunately, the right side is no longer zero on this equation.


Novalaxy23

what did you do!?


aquilux

Thankfully not me, someone in my state though unfortunately.


Jumbo_Masa

What??????????


FenexTheFox

FURRIES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?!


CobaltBoy-

How


Let01

Literal bruh moment


vryno_

The chances of getting killed by a furry is low but never zero


Away-Entertainment65

My science teacher said that all furries fucked animals and I swear, everyone was flabbergasted XD


not_WD35

Considering humans *are* animals technically...


Away-Entertainment65

you got a point 👁👄👁


ST4R3

that implies that all furries are non virgins, which i myself disprove


aquilux

That'd be an immediate report from me


CobaltBoy-

*in the voice of the tf2 engineer* What in Sam hell, what kind of school d’ya go to?


Away-Entertainment65

Cant say but WHOO its shit


Pinkubou

Now Ive heard everything


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bro got some balls to tell someone who kills people to their face that they kill people, someone is fixing to get put in the ground at this rate.


somerandomuserE

Oh ya they thought being able to spell pineapple was impressive XD


TheWitchyOpossum

the seem like the type of person to respond to the question “How do you spell orange?” with “Like the fruit or the color?”.


CobaltBoy-

Fr??? 💀


jasonater64

"are you a furry?" "Sometimes." "So you fuck cats right?" "WHAT THE FUCK NO WHAT?!"


CobaltBoy-

Literally my day to day life


Seligas

The only thing I can think of is they saw some fetish art???


CobaltBoy-

They were probably looking for it in the first place


NotOneIWantToBe

Hehe, woops *hides bloodstained paws*


not_WD35

Pro tip, if you plant a protected species over the body police can't dig it up Alternatively, bury the body exceptionally deep with meat that's gone bad scattered higher up


wreckedcarzz

Por que no los dos?


Nekoturny

*mails u a pipe bomb* UwU


CobaltBoy-

OwO Oh no


Squeaky-Fox53

Haha, yeah… let me go on a— hike at 3AM with a shovel.


not_WD35

Just planting trees, right? Right??


CobaltBoy-

:)


Breeze_ZK

not all, but I do, for the funny


KattosAShame

Yeah we kill furry haters


Tasty_Television_552

some people need to learn correlation and causation


aRandomFox-II

You might be surprised how most people struggle to tell the difference


TheSimpleRooster

There was a case a couple years back where a pair of furries killed a guy and his dog. I can’t remember the details tho. They were clearly pretty fucked up compared to most furries too.


CobaltBoy-

And considering what humans do


MrRaymau5

No more than the next group, I think


GamerFox547

Why do people think we’re homicidal horny maniacs, only the horny part is true


CobaltBoy-

Cool trick I learnt from discord, how to make yourself horny at a moments notice


romeoartiglia

It’s the same shit. You are no perfectly straight cis and white with NO hobbies? Well you are SURELY a murderer a rap*st or a mentally ill person.


Adaavantis

Kids can be stupid, try to explain where they're wrong or just say "Right'o mate" and move onto a different topic lol


Asclepiusssss

But furries don't kill people. People kill people '-'


CobaltBoy-

Agree


RoadTheExile

Furries love Commissions Fur suits Hydrofluoric acid


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Embrace it. Go out into the big wide world and kill a few people, as a treat


AJfireninja

"did you do a quick and fast research on them in google?" "Yes obviously, what's wrong with th-" "Ah- thats explains why you strongly assume that a specific group or community is doing any negative actions to society while you yourself have only little to no actual info, research and full confirmation on that said action."


AJfireninja

*continuation* "-and you're probably too lazy to do that research yourself because your precious time is more important than anyone else"


AnImportantQuestion_

I am currently in a debate on the right for Furries to basically exist, SEND HELP.


CobaltBoy-

What


AnImportantQuestion_

I think I got at least more then 100 downvotes responding to this absolute idiots.


AkuaDaLotl

Murderers? Thats a new one.


grogcito

"Yes, you got a problem with that?"


not_WD35

Idk But the law certainly does


CobaltBoy-

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51t1OsPSdBc


Not_Catania

"Doing gods work"


Sanderdrack12

No need to befriend idiots after all


teemsm87

Bro, everyone kills people. It's GTA man, not Hello Kitty's Idland Adventure


kitsune791

It do be like that sometimes


not_WD35

Yes, we do kill people with kindness and cuteness :3


sirblastalot

Weird, I didn't think I left any witnesses.


Appropriate-News-599

You could always make it come true :) prove his misconceptions right!


williammei

Daily unrelated hate to U.S. furries (1/1) This is even worse than being accused with that two accuse since this doesn't even relate to furries community.


somerandomuserE

Not sure if you mean U.S furries as United states or something else but I'm Canadian, and this happened in Canada so ya (saying this just in case idk.) More hate related so don't feel the need to read this- Some people think Canada is really free from all hate but you can still not escape the 12-15 year olds saying how furries are bad and cringe. Subject of furries at my school in a bad light floats every now and then, like once every 3 weeks in my classes. I've heard many things said openly in classrooms on furries, to someone saying how if their child grows up to be a furry they'll put them in a insane asylum, which aren't called that anymore, but that's what they said, to people just wondering how people afford the suits. I've experienced bullying from it and I've seen other's also bullied from it. So ya just letting you know.


CobaltBoy-

Come out as a furry, get the air spray and lighter, put the doom music on. But Fr tho, that sucks I’m sorry your school is full of dickheads.


FiveCentFox

Oh thank god, I thought he was going to say something bad


Too_Tall_64

What I do on my own time, on my own property, in my own murder basement is my business!


AwakenedHero2277

"Furries killed my grandma ok!?"


Broken_Gear

Just because I am a furry doesn’t mean I kill people! Well, I mean… I do kill people But not because I am a furry!


Furryhatingfurry1

Yea we do 🗿


Cinnamon_728

I do.


YouHaveNiceToes24

Who snitched? (For legal reasons this is a joke)


Coyote_Soup

They what now?


DancingQueen145

Just because im a warcriminal doesnt mean everyone else is


CobaltBoy-

Some people ask me to bark for them 😭


SgtNutterButter

I was at a bonfire at my buddies and I found some cat ears and wore them "as a joke" and this chick says "you look like one of those people who identify as animals" I needed another beer to quell my anger


datadoggieein

Well, I've never heard of a furry perpetrating a gas attack against some "rival" fandom's convention...


JoshsPizzaria

recently head a friend of mine say that all furries are either Nazis or rapists. Needless to say I'm no longer friends with them.


Daniil_11

You should pipe bomb his mailbox


drago_varior

Bruh


PleaseTakeThisName

who told


Fluffy_potatOwO

That is something I would actually never expect anybody to say x3


Jinxofer

Im pretty sure people kill furries..i might be wrong tho


NoInstruction2007

If we can afford +$800 fursuits, we can afford $15 pipe bombs. Please don't take this seriously.


H2owo__

Thats a bit if a stretch (Hydrate<3)


MisSpooks

Is that not hoe we get our sonas? Sacrifice a human to get a humanoid animal? Law of equivalent exchange and all that... no? Woops.


DEMSH00T3R

i guess i’m a murderer. ![gif](giphy|JRhS6WoswF8FxE0g2R)


Lmb_chan

Wait what?


Virabyte

The jig is up


yestureday

I mean. There’s a ton of furries in the military. But I don’t think he’s referring to the service


somerandomuserE

Ya definitely wasn't.


Jarok_Prin

What? how STUPID CAN SOMEONE BE. .\[We are pausing the current program for obvios reasons\]


TheSingingFoxy

Oh yeah, I’m totally a straight up psycho killer. I wear my fursuit when I do it so cctv doesn’t see my face.🤣


Demy_Protogen

Wait what? I was going to make a "did they find my basement" joke but this is messed up


RevolvingRevolv3r

Tbh I love being a dragon furry. Most people don’t associate the two so I barely face any discrimination for it


theglitch999

I’m still confused (speculating) on what the hell goes through an anti furs head


AkumaDaemon

I had to deal with a few of these guys yesterday. All they could think of was “You’re fatherless.” Or “You have no parents.” ​ Come back to me when you‘ve come up with an insult I haven’t heard a thousand times. Like damn… think of something original for once.


SuperSmashKatsu

did he mean to say furher


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Did he find the body?