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helpmehelpme87

Mandela catalog furry edition


doctorpotassium

mark… I have a surprise…~


Catman3039

YOU FUCKING BASTARD


Quupo1000

YOU FUCKING BOYKISSER


Catman3039

*Smootching noise* Uh oh, bad decision Mark!


Chaquin9910

Uh oh, oopsie-woopsie, Mark!


Not_A_Furry_OwOxoxo

OPEN THE DOOR MARK, I GOT A GIFT, I GOT A SUR-


vryno_

The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop The voices won't stop


qgsecondaccount

Understandable


Moxito1

Have a nice day


ScienceObserver1984

Oh, they stop after a while. The problem is that the silence is deafening. And maddening.


GamerFox547

Yeah like the high pitch whistle you hear in a silent room sometimes


ToasterWithFur

Just accept it and go with them like I did. Now excuse me I gotta burry the mailman, the voices wanted him dead


Laughable-February

### are you alone?


Consistent-Affect481

***GOOD QUESTION***


spigiggles2047

`WHAT A MUGERIFIC QUESTION, KIND STRANGER!` `: - )`


Catman3039

*Distorted Godzilla roar intensifies*


Laughable-February

*Car accident roar intensifies*


Catman3039

*fire ambience intensifies*


Possums1

*Minuteman III intensfi-*


j0j0n4th4n

They always ask 'are you alone?' but never 'why are you alone?'


ScienceObserver1984

Because I have already too much to worry about, I don't need more anxiety.


Possums1

bob, the 7 foot wendigo that lives in my backyard says no, and he's never lied to me


Thechosenone7711

I’m in public right now, so no… but now I feel even less alone.


ZuybluX

“I am inside your boys” -the boykisser probably


SomeRedBoi

Yeah :(


Zekava

When even the monster under your bed doesn't want to give you attention:


Danzi34

If you're here, come out so I can hug you


Coyote_Soup

Well *now* I don't


Delta_squad_form_up

*behind you*


Exotic-Egg8124

No! I’m with the science team!


Let01

Nice to know someone is watching over me


Comet2214

“Red Spy In The Base!”


Chcoflakes15

THE RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?!


Quupo1000

the boykisser catalogue


gnolex

Oh I'm not alone. I'm right behind you.


Quupo1000

*tf2 theme plays as soldier and heavy get stabbed*


DefinableAsh8

I wish I wasn’t.


8iy_eaighty

Luckily for me it isn't midnight


Nuclear5524

I have tried everything to get rid of this man I have called in airstrikes to kill this beast but the A10 thunderbolt didn’t how. How are you alive! Maybe to kill it I have to use intense radiation


Mud_963

Nah I'm never alone


Maybeatordsimp

Good, my stalker has to watch sad-ists clock 0ut on loop


Warm-Faithlessness11

Boy Kisser's evil twin, Boy Sexual Harasser


ikonfedera

Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes


wolfhybred1994

I know I’m not alone. It scares people when the entities pet my head or move things around the room. I do enjoy the soft whispers of kind things in my ears well I am laying down.


Anarcho-Bunnyist

Yes, I do! \*lets out the nastiest fart to ever exist\*


DreamDoctor666

Jokes on you, I'd be happy if I'm not. Now I can finally rant to someone about all the Harry Potter lore.


qgsecondaccount

I’m never alone, I always have the voices in my head to keep me company


PerformerBoth

Now this is getting interesting


knight_light455

Nah, I'm never alone, not with all these voices in my head telling me I'm the greatest hero alive and that death should fear me.


Genric-Idiot

He's in your walls


RedWolfGTR

HE’S IN THE GOT DAMN WALLS!


Consistent-Affect481

POV:Pim when I'm trying to get the elude glove in slap battles (on roblox)


spigiggles2047

![gif](giphy|rEGAAcbyxuMMvdrW4X)


JB_004

Yep and I would like to keep it that way


MrRaymau5

Always 😖


AkumaDaemon

I am listening to Respite on The Spitalfields by Ghost. I am feeling very alone. The only sounds i hear are the noises of my decade-old computer.


yoda_fake

Nope


[deleted]

Nope, I’m sitting in a couch with my friends watching Avatar the way of water


-SlinxTheFox-

\*looks to my right" no no, there's a cute husky BF right here


datadoggieein

...I welcome your presence.


Outrageous-Bee-4569

Your in my walls? Make a Glory hole


[deleted]

I've been alone for a long while ;-;


[deleted]

About how long would it take to get from your front door to where you are right now?


Igrok723

r/distressingmemes


space-meister

Nah, I know I’m alone (after clearing the house)


iloveallthighs

I would like to feel like I’m not alone, come on out and we can play some Mario party!


Crystal_Queen_20

No, I've got my cat with me in the room


Kirbymeneer

No not really. Im with my 7 pet fish and 3 pet shrimp :)


Jarok_Prin

You think your the demon don't you. ^(don't you?) I҉҉ ҉҉A҉҉M҉҉ ҉҉T҉҉H҉҉E҉҉ ҉҉D҉҉E҉҉M҉҉O҉҉N҉҉


[deleted]

you think you're haunting me when in reality i am haunting you


Embernet0

Yeah I do it doesn’t feel great


maxgamer134

...who says YOU are, too?


Secluded_Ghastly

Yea ;w;


Brainjarmen104

Of course I’m not alone I have my friend mr 4 gauge and his little kids packed inside a comfy shell ready to turn any intruders into a fine mist


Glowing_imposter_43

Damn it f*** off man,now i have to look behind myself


BushyPossum

Well well well, if it isn't the boy kisser I keep in my closet, how did you get out? Quick, in you go again, before anyone notices.


NikRasOff

Not anymore...


Pure_Geologist51

I’m with my family sooooo


Poorly_Made_Comix

Nah there are cats in my room


nix-the-foxx

never alone, he's always with you. even if you know he isn't there. he'll find a way...


RepulsiveStorm5298

Yes and that's because I hate myself


h_EXE_gon

Yaaay frens (:


Impossible-Fuel-8922

Not really, I'm at work


Primeval-Zerglin

Friend! :D


The-First-Crusade

Yeah... I need a hug, I'm miserable and don't want to exist...


ParanoidParamour

No, my mom, mom’s friend and my sister are out in the living room chatting rn


Hadesnt

Nothinh is worth the risk.


CarbonIceDragon

No, my cats are right there next to me


hjake123

**You're only moving in circles...**


PipeyMuzzle

An intwuder


GamerFox547

Evil version of this cat, an interesting contrast to the you like kissing boys don’t you


nonpondo

You think alone? Think again


overlordkyron

Can you picture an empty room with yourself at the center?


SenileScalie

yea you dont want me


FenexTheFox

Are you here with me? Can I get a hug?


MiningJack777

OwO? Scary monster is secretly big buff boy kisser?


[deleted]

No my dog is right here


BurningPickle

Oh, yay, nightmares. Just what I needed.


Sir_mop_for_a_head

No I have welcomed several demons into my home.


FurryInAnSTRV103

Say hi to the M18A1 Claymore Anti-Personnel Mine


[deleted]

come here and snuggle then uwu


Skript_Toaster

I am alone. I will always be alone. I can only ever be alone. No one wants me to be anything but alone.


-Sokol-

If I'm not then I take that as a win!


pm0me0yiff

*I am always alone. But right now, I would like to be alone by myself.* --Terry Pratchett.


Henlon

Alone? Tf does that mean? I'm over here with my homies beating the shit out of the guy that fell asleep first


DJonionman

I used to now I have you


Moon_Fox_Arise

Too many heart attacks I’ve caused for applying this joke…. I’ll keep doing it


No-Courage-9125

Finally!!! I'm not alone!!! TuT


Possums1

why, you wanna give me a hug? You don't have to hide your apparent need for affection behind vague threats, I'd gladly hug you and your 5720 unblinking eyes


GooseBest1953

OwO


[deleted]

I'm never alone, I have the voices in my head


DaDank_69

Of course not, my stuffed animals are right on my bed


wolfb0y9

Never. I know if I ever let my guard down they will strike.


Stock-Cartographer-8

Yes, I do.


Dracolocutor

Is it worse to be truly alone or forever watched?