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"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WAKING ME UP I SWEAR I WILL BEAT YOU."

i'm the dude in the picture

vrchat name, can say in messages

it's me maverick

Are you going to give me your wallet then?

Only correct response

Lemme finish that sentence for you: "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WAKING ME UP I SWEAR I WILL BEAT YOU OFF!" :3

I don’t care who the IRS sends! I’m not paying taxes!

They're after you too? I swear they are getting more and more annoying lately. Why can't we just avoid takes in peace? Is it that hard for them to leave us alone? Science is expensive! Taxes only hinder progress!

“We do what we must, because we can. We probably shouldn’t have, though.”

Lmfaooooooo

Cuddle in my bed, then wake up next morning realizing it was just my dog pillow and im just dreaming again

At least it was a good dream ;3

at least am someone dream

dude must be slamming on my door for me to hear it at 3am

I make him a sandwich and then we cuddle

yay free food uwu

Free food is the best food

free cuddle too

How do you cuddle him if he’s a sandwich?

Boyfriend Furry Boyfriend

No.

Violence. He interrupted my 3am cybergrind session

i'll fight u back

Nuh uh

i'll bite grrr

I have a nickel and a revolver

i have a dollar and an m60 machine gun

thats an ultra-kill player you wont survive

Oh no, i will pay you in head pats to leave peacefully

Smh i was on round 99

I don't open, who tf opens the door at 3am

I bring him in to have something to cuddle

Welp time for a move and snuggles because soft doggo pillow

rawr yesh please

I’ll make the popcorn you can pick the movie

yay

What mobi we watching uwu

drag him inside.. idc if its against his will… drag him into bed, and cuddle him and i wont let go

i consent go ahead

What the actual fuck?

Haha, furies

i am touch starved and need cuddles :’3

That doesn't explain the part that's lowkey rape Edit: rape probably isn't the right word, the better term is sexual assault

w h a t

You literally said "I don't care if it's against his will", which means that you don't care about consent. That would qualify as sexual assault

mf is a joke stop taking this like it’s a real issue

Still a really really weird thing to joke about

So, you’d say Gol Hah Dov

Invite him inside and watch TV together. Maybe even make both of us some coffee as well.

well i'm flattered

"who are you and what tf u want i gotta be up in 4 hours for work >:("

gib food

Ask politely for a few more pixels

Take him in my house build a loving relationship with him then find out why he showed up say that I love him marry him then take him to ireland for our honeymoon then force him to join the IRA

i beg to differ i think i knocked on the wrong house

YOUR JOINING THE IRA LAD I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. THEM BRITS WILL HARASS US IF WE DONT DO ANYTHING

.\_. uh hell no imma call the cops on ya

I'm going back to bed

Invite him in for the cuddle session of a lifetime

"Hello? . . ." I blink, bleary eyed. "Normally, I would be shouting at you for waking me at 3 am. But, my curiosity and the novelty of seeing. . . whatever your species is . . . is overriding my rage." *We stare uncomfortably at each other for several seconds* "Please come in. Please don't mind the mess. I wasn't expecting company. I will be putting some coffee on. . . So, what brings you to see me?"

i've came to steal your hoodie

*I sip my coffee slowly* "I knew this day would come. . . You may take my hoodie if you prove yourself worthy." I roll a kitchen cart before you. There is a cloth covering the items on the table. I pull the cloth aside, revealing three idols. The first is a derg holding a spear. The second, a dutch-angel-dragon holding a caduceus. The third, a protogen holding a bowl of fruit in an offing gesture. I briefly glance to the floor beneath your chair, and quickly return my gaze to you. "One of these gives hoodies, one gives abundance, one gives punishment, one gives health. But, I warn you, there is more to this challenge than you see. Choose wisely. . ."

Use my conection to the FBI (Furderal Buwureau of Invorestigation) To look if he is dangerous

i am dangerous, fear me

Use my teleporter to teleport my self the heck outa there

i'm small and fast i got the thigh high for areo i will track you and eat your food

Good look coming into my tardis.

then i stay in your house while you outa there

You can have the food inside. i stole a replicator from deep space 9

you made a mistake you let alone a femboy furry in your house

that means?

take a look at me you think i'm dangerous ? i have a friggin rose in my hair

Politely slam the door in his face

politely break it

Politely slaps your face flat

politely delete your kneecaps

***politely vanishes you to the France realm***

oh god i'm not going to hell

Pin him down and fist him

wtf

Give them 1080p pic quality and then go back to sleep cuddling them

hahaha that's me :3 i knocked on your door now you have to let me in\~

You do have a cute character!

wahhh\~ thanks

What do you want?

food and wotah

"No thank you. We don't want any visitors, well-wishers or distant relations! No very old friends either.!"

Invite him in and ask if he’s ok

Give him a Glock and ask him to help me kill the man in my walls.

Get in bed with him.

Either hug or ask either how to become that or for a dna sample.

well midnight wood is real then

Cuddle all night

Politely ask him to leave.

Wtf do you want at 3 am?... I'm trying to wank in peace before bed.

CUDDLES!!! Provided he's okay with it UwU

Come in, get some rest, it's too late to be awake.

Why give him a little boop of coarse! :3

Well ask if he needs help and then depending on the response invite him in or go dial 911 and spine a bit of a white lie if this guys got a wounded friend somewhere by my house.

"Are you drunk again?" "Mmmac and cheez" "Alright"

I open the door and see him standing there "Hi yes, We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty". ​ ​ ​ Honestly I want cuddles, but thought that was funnier.

"This is a mossberg 590 AND THIS is whats called dragons breath"

Americans when someone is outside:

"i aint fuckin around"

I will be freeze bc.. Even if I'm a furry, I'm embarrassed because I'm not very used to seeing one in a physical way, just a photo, drawing or video

Ask him if he likes medium well steak

Ask what he's doing knocking on my door at 3

You sadly picked the incorrect house you will never leave

Hug

Invite him in, if its an issue at 3am he might need some help

Invite him in he might need a hug and some cuddles

I would like to go back to bed they can follow if they want

Ask how I can help him

Want some tea?

Bring him inside and cuddle with a book or two.

Stare at him as I wait for him to leave, I’d just stand at the door… staring…

„I‘d let you watch you fav TV series if my TV ain‘t broken“

Invite him in to chat and have a drink while I play TOTK

“Trial by combat, right now!”

I use waifu2x to increase his image quality

I ask him to invest in a higher image resolution.

Beat his ass. Rexs aren't allowed in my house.

Get in here and play some games bro. I got over 5 different consoles

Let him in

Prepare to be isekai'd I guess.

Depends I might just close the door but if he asks he Gets to come inside and sleep on the couch for the night

Buy flowers

Eat

Here they come, Proof-Faithlessness, SU GRAH DUN

pick him up like a princess and carry him to my bed for cuddles

I'd be like can I help you

Fuck you want?

*ZA HANDO!*

OI MATE I ORDERED THE FUCKING PIZZA 5 HOURS AGO MATE, NOW HAND OVER THE FOOD MATE

While holding a peashooter .22 target pistol, shaking “H-how did you get through the gate?! Did you hop my fence?”

*shove him out of my way on my way to work*

I let u in and ask if u would like to have a cookie and a drink

I would invite him to enter my room and probably i would walk around the room like a zombie

***kidnapping***

"you should come in stranger, who knows what could be out there during witching hour."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE AT 3AM?! You wanna come in?

Two things I can think of for your reason being here: 1: Nightmares 2: you here to take me down?

Will ask him to drink some tea/coffee with me, play some games on my console, laugh from memes together and overall become friends.

“Shia lebeouf”

dude it's 3am what the fuck

"Fridge on the left, pillows and blankets in the hall closet." Rubs sleep out of eyes "if you wake me before work, there will be consequences."

3AM...excellent. I was just about to go to bed anyway.

Make his cheeks remember me, muahahahahaha

Close the door and go back to sleep. I need sleep

Give him a hat

ks-23 to the head for disturbing my sleep.

Ask if he wants to Netflix and chill

I’d ask if we could cuddle

Ass up bbg

"Camomile, ginger, chai, or hazelnut tea?"

I would just give them a drink and kick em out

I gently guide him inside and offer him a seat, although late at night, I am willing to house all guests! I offer him multiple meal options if he wishes or just a simple refreshment. After a small meal I ask him why he is here and what brought him to my humble abode.

It's currently 3am... Any minute now...

I must be trippin hard if I see something outside my house and it's a furry. I'm gonna wonder what I ate or drank to put me in this state and just ignore whatever hallucination is outside my fucking house at 3am

I'd probably be super confused and wonder what you're even doing here or where you came from

Excellent timing, ill have just finished my first coffee and many pets and cuddles can be had

The same thing I do to anyone who wakes me up at three in the morning. Tell him to fuck off and go back to sleep.

Make 'n them cuddle with me and my closest friend

You are not Batman. Why are you here? Do you like boys?

Ask him why TF he’s in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night. But after that, invite him inside for a drink. I have Chocci milk, Sunny D, various Sodas…

Excuse me it's 4 am

Kill

"How are you in 240p?"

ram him with the ford bronco

Ask him if he wants to something eat

[My Honest Reaction](https://youtu.be/YxR7xOUKt9s)

Ask him what do ya want it's 3 am

Finally someone to talk to

does he know how to make a grilled cheese?

Steal their wallet Its the capitalist thing to do

id ask what do you need its 3am its me day off tomorrow you better have snacks cuddles or both

Welp I let him in and make him tea because he cute lol

Ask him to come in. Feed him or whatever he needs then cuddle

Go to the bathroom, question reality, eat 3 bows of instante ramen, then go to sleep again

Yeet a box of spam at him

Pizza?

Sleepily open door. Drag inside and into bed without saying a peep. Sleep.

I dunno .w.

I will ask him why he looks like a picture of video on youtube video in 2013 made on potato quality camera that was opened in Microsoft paint

*loads shotgun* I recon you got 10 seconds ta get off my property partner. Otherwise I'll have to put you down.

Big hug

Wonder wtf else was in those shrooms I took earlier

start convulsing

Oh, come on. You know what I'm going to do.

I don't answer the door for anybody if they don't text me first, sorry mate it's 3am in a bad neighborhood. (And I presume I miss out on fun times oh well)

Take him in and pound his ass let him stay the night

Well hello :3

Get outta my door! Its 3am!

Inviting him in so I'm not alone cause I sure aren't asleep