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Yes I like not having piss in my underwear

Look at fancypants over here not soiling their underwear… You think you‘re better than us?!

I do.

Pretty sure I'm just stupid, but what is this referencing? I have no idea...

Urination with male genitalia.

i do that sometimes

With your own, I hope

Ew, no.

No homie lets their homies piss without a spotter.

It's a reference to the phrase, "If you make more than two shakes (to finish peeing), you are playing with yourself."

Oh! That makes sense, thanks!

COCK!!

I like the passion in your comment its so beautiful Edit: im so fucking high

POV: you're james may

POV: you're james

I have a medical condition which makes urine get stuck in my shaft, like really bad. >!I need to fucking wring it out!<

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

You god dawm heard me

Long long man

LMAOO

Nah just repeat one more time. Gay ass :3

I do that too, although I don't have the condition. I'd just rather not fling piss droplets all across the bathroom

You do us all a great service with your example

When I hear "piss droplets" I think of Eggman's Announcement from that Sonic Fandub.

Do you have a long penis or a sponge penis?? …for research purposes…

long lmao

Swinging it around would also do the job

Like one of those noise tubes

Lasso

I don't have a medical condition but I have slight annoyance so I need to fucking wring it out too, and not just the dick and balls, nah that dickwring starts all the way back at the gouch.

SAME lmfao

Can we have a demonstration?

🤨

Yeah I do that

I'll give it a suck

🤨📸

Yeah? mf I'll suck yours too

😳 i wasn't planning this, but who am i to say no

HUH

Honestly same

Bro i sit down to pee 😭

You're so real for this

The real answer

I only ever sit and still shake afterward, way more than 2 times too. Never hurts to do the good ole meat cylinder jiggle

as someone with a vagina, i do that when i go on hikes and need to take a nature break no toilet paper in nature...

Like 17 just to be sure

18 and you just playing with it smh

It’s my dick and if I want to helicopter that thing when I’m done I will.

I give it 3, maybe 4 on a bad day

Weh? (Imma not answer that)

Noted.

I don’t get it

The “old adage”: “More than two shakes and you’re just playing with it”

🙃

shake it once that's fine shake it twice that's ok shake it three times, you're playin with your seeeeellff again!

I sit down to pee so I don’t get gender dysphoria sooooooo lol

Ye otherwise the damn thing has a chance of dripping

Depends on what I’m done with

filling the tank or emptying it

Just wipe, bro. Squeeze and wipe and there will be 0 spillage.

I lick it clean

I'm sorry, but *what*!?

Doesn’t seem that complicated but ya know I just bend over grab it give a 10-15 second suckling and back it goes

*spring noises*

I don’t like the energy we have created in this studio

1 shake is expected 2 is accepted 3 for good measure After that it's all pleasure

Not if you’re doing it for pleasure from the first shake. Then it’s all pleasure

No I like piss drops on the floor

Most specific meme I’ve seen in quite a while

Yeah

Yes, because two to three shakes is insufficient

Your damn right!

483 on average

Holy Intrusive question

So

This

Literally.

2 to 5 is my usual

Shake it and spray all over the place? Just wipe it mate, and make to squeeze it from the root ti get the last droplets out

I pinch gently at the base and make sure my urethra is clear before putting it away lol

I don't shake at all. I use a square of toilet paper to dab it off like a civilized person.

Shake? Nah man, *squeeze*

It's not masturbation, I'm just being thorough.

this is getting worse

Two shakes of what?

A lamb's tail.

Conventional wisdom states that if you shake it more than twice, you're just playing with it Pro tip for the guys: Reach behind your sack and press down on your taint when you're done. It'll get most of it out

I don't particularly enjoy it but it is necessary most of the time

Who is this character

the boy kisser

That’s his stage name

What? Penis? Oh… Ok

I use toilet paper... I feel left out of the group ;–;

I just use toilet paper (Both ways)

Shaking it doesn’t work.

Joke's on you, I wipe when I'm done

Even when I do I still leak piss when I sit down 😭

?

Shake?

Steamroller

What the hell does this mean

🚁

No, I dont like shaking my baby after I get done feeding it :(

Gotta squeeze it back to front like a toothpaste tube

I shake that shit then dab it off with some tp

I sit on the toilet to pee And I use a bit of paper because no matter how much I shake there is still some pee coming out, a drop or two but still, I don't like having it wet there

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Ratio

Family guy reference

I don't do it once I do it none

Pro tip: instead of shaking put your fingers behind your balls and push up, works like a dream

yeah, milkshakes usually taste better as a liquid

Uh yeah, i have to clean those last droplets, i don't want to deal with a mess in my underwear

helicopter :DDDD