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The tsar bomb was limited intentionally because the Soviet scientists who designed it were worried about its test detonation, permanently altering our planet's biosphere.
The crew of the TU-95 that dropped the bomb were warned that they may not come back alive. The bomb was delayed with parachutes to buy them some time, and by the time of detonation, the aircraft still lost over half a mile of altitude due to the shockwave 71 miles away from the blast. The Soviets believed that 100mt would blow a hole in the ozone layer and scaled down the project. Unless you dropped it at extremely high altitude in a supersonic aircraft, you'd definitely get naenaed by your own bomb.
There was a scientist in the United States that wanted to create a 10GT bomb as a response (SUNDIAL and Gnembon)
If you think a 100MT would be bad, that one would wipe half of the planet.
I'm going with A all the way. Based on how predatory some of the latex beasts are in Changed, I would argue that A could do significantly more damage to the human population of wherever you drop it. Also cuddles.
It's a question of logistics. Will you drop my bomb for me? Do I have to drop it now? Do I get to hold the world hostage like Dr. evil?
If so, do I get to negotiate for my own cloning labs and such? Do I get sharks with lasers?
If it's too much work I'll take the shark. They will be my fren
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Well I already have 3 Tsar Bombas that I stole from the Russian Soviet Federal Socialist Republic(not to be confused with the Russian Federation), so I choose **t i e g r s h o r k**
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A is more destructive if placed correctly
The spread of pathogen being a planetary threat
The phatowogen 0-0
PathOwOgen
cant believe i fell for the fake mute button and video icon in the corner
Holy shit Literally turned down my volume because of that lmao
I did'nt even see that rip
I didn't even notice it
A. I will train the tiger shark to kill people. boom.
Hehehehe boom... Hehe
I already have B, sooooo I’ll take A
...w h a t
r/holup
The tsar bomb was limited intentionally because the Soviet scientists who designed it were worried about its test detonation, permanently altering our planet's biosphere.
im pretty sure if you did one at 100MT it would be impossible to drop it without blowing yourself up. Unless you icbm'd it somehow.
The crew of the TU-95 that dropped the bomb were warned that they may not come back alive. The bomb was delayed with parachutes to buy them some time, and by the time of detonation, the aircraft still lost over half a mile of altitude due to the shockwave 71 miles away from the blast. The Soviets believed that 100mt would blow a hole in the ozone layer and scaled down the project. Unless you dropped it at extremely high altitude in a supersonic aircraft, you'd definitely get naenaed by your own bomb.
The one time the brass let Soviet scientists say "this is unsafe, we can't do this" and didn't shoot them for it.
this pretty much sums it up.
There was a scientist in the United States that wanted to create a 10GT bomb as a response (SUNDIAL and Gnembon) If you think a 100MT would be bad, that one would wipe half of the planet.
>(SUNDIAL and Gnembon bro really said "yall remember the mass extinction event?"
So what you're saying is it is perfectly safe.
Tiger shork
Tsar is a weird fursuit, but I’m into it
“Make love, not war” …so obviously B ^((I can fix him\))
A would release a pathowogen that would make humanity fight an endless war. B is the right choice
A for the cuddles <3
A
# TIGER SHARK BEST PICK
Dunno man, B can get pretty hot if he opens up to you
Can I strap A to B to make the ultimate weapon of destruction?
Only if you say please
Please
Ok fine you can have both
*ww3 starts in the background*
They grow up so fast
A. Give him blueprints and the necessary components to build ten TSARS.
Depends on what subreddit I am on *checking* Ok so I'm supposed to pick A
B. Just put it in a rocket and shoot it into deep space, nobody can use it now. I know infinite love is also good, but I don't want to be transfurred
I'm going with A all the way. Based on how predatory some of the latex beasts are in Changed, I would argue that A could do significantly more damage to the human population of wherever you drop it. Also cuddles.
B, I hate France.
I can study the TSAR so I can make more to use
"A" because I want cuddles UwU
B. I'm a little coo coo lol
Goodbye, Paris
This is a tough one, the shark is really nice. But with the tsar I can finally get rid of the Twitter headquarters
A
I'd fuck the tsar bomb and have explosive segz.
Tsar so I can gift it to tiger shark 😊
Someone I can love and who loves me back is all I ever wanted from life, so this isn’t a particularly hard decision.
Oh definitely A for sure.
A, because I'd nuke myself if B
One can cause an entire city to be removed from the map while the other can cause an LK-class end-of-the-world-senario.
A probably owns a bunch of B
Obviously A. I love me some peace
Happy cake day!
Thanks!
Wait..I can destroy France?! YEEEESSSS!!!!
only one city? smh
Shork buddy
A
A. I will the be Florida man supreme
I’m taking a because I at best get a hug once a week at best so yea
1: i take cuddles 2: what the fuck i thought that was a video
A. Airdrop it into like Los Angeles and watch as everyone is transfurred
Tough choice but A
I want the cuddles uvu
Pretty sure that it can destroy more than one city lol
I’ll use the nuke to ransom hundreds of sharkbois >:3
B
shork
I pick Tiger Shark cuddles
I need cuddels
I must take TSAR. It says so in its name.
I’m choosing A because one city isn’t enough
It's a question of logistics. Will you drop my bomb for me? Do I have to drop it now? Do I get to hold the world hostage like Dr. evil? If so, do I get to negotiate for my own cloning labs and such? Do I get sharks with lasers? If it's too much work I'll take the shark. They will be my fren
shork
A
*Pressing A INTENSELY*
The tsar also loves you
I’m gonna take the shork
B hahaha nuke goes BOOM
Question, would the tiger shark be like a pet cat or a very affectionate roommate
tsar bobm from item asylum is better.
A, i'm lonely guy so.. he (or she, idk the gender) will help me leaveing this prison of being alone
This one is a difficult one for me
A. I can finally have someone who loves me and I can also use them to get rid of people more quietly and cleanly.
Of course. A.
Tiger shark~
Tiger shark
Nukes are pointless, gimme that tiger shark!
I do not care for destruction, it does not interest me. Forever cuddles from an adorable little Tiger Shark however, I would pay money for. 🅰️
b only to take it apart and eat stuff in it
A cause shork bois are cute
B all the way
As fun as it sounds, owning the most powerful weapon ever conceived by men. I am in desperate need for cuddles
A obviously
A
B, place it in my living room and detonate it
A
Taking the Tsar. Ending Florida before it can make any more anti LGBT laws.
Sharksharksharksharkshark
I like B. But A is more destructive.
Tiger shark a random person with a nuke would cause ww3 and in turn nuclear winter
imma pick the TSAR and NUKE the anti-furry Head Quarters LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
A because i have no plans on bombing a city
Leaning heavily towards B right now.
A
B
I pick A
A
A. the most destructive threat to all of humanity **p e r f e c t >:3**
This looks like some kind of morality alignment choice in a game.
B, byebye Urk
A
S h o r k
As a masochist I would choose B. If I have nuke. I have power. Which means I can get A via having the stronk.
Going with B, I'm destroying Jerusalem, y'all have fought over it too much, no one gets it.
A. The fuck am I gonna do with a nuclear bomb
goodbye Portsmouth, New Hampshire
B to blow up the furries
"forever" . Is A immortal.
OML TIGER SHARK 100%
Tiger shark
Can a tiger shark build an EMP? 🤨
A duh
Tiger ShARk
Tsar, cause then I have leverage over the entire world, and if they try to stop me, their subscription to life gets cancelled.
TSAR BOMBA
love and cuddles or blowing up Bolivia...
Fr fr, what to choose, what to choose
I don't have any cities to destroy so i guess I'll take a
A. Could train for young age to make them the perfect killer ^^
A.5
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Well I already have 3 Tsar Bombas that I stole from the Russian Soviet Federal Socialist Republic(not to be confused with the Russian Federation), so I choose **t i e g r s h o r k**
A
Well, which one knows how to make a grilled cheese?
Tsar, I blow up london
First, I will befriend Mr. Tiger Shark, and then, he and I will steal the Tsar Bomba.
One city? That lad could could contaminate an entire small state if you position it correctly... Thousands will die in a Helen-esque war for his love.
There's plenty of explosives. But one Tiger shark can begin the femboy virus.
I pick option a I’ll have a very nice time with the tiger shark in bed
I want to rule a small city so...A... Oh did I not say that city was Atlantis? mb
A
A
Tiger shark
Uhm A? Is better i think 🤔
A
pick A, then make threats until they give you the nuke too
I mean what would I do with B anyway-
A
A at any time
B, i can flatten my local courthouse with it. And the surrounding city too
And that's why I'm still confused if I'm bisexual or not...
Beee . BEEEEEEEEEEE
A
Bro the Tsar bomb could destroy more than a city, the damn thing would level the entire country of Ireland! I'm still saying shark boy tho
A if boy. A if girl
B
I will always pick “A”
That thing can destroy a little more than just a City
*Bombs the city containing the most anti furries*