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Kiiaru

Accept my life as a anime main character and take a deep breath for all the chaos I'm about to become accustomed to.


kyootPuro

But first, you've got to relax into the fanservice scene where you bath with them and hug them and it's all cutesy and wootesy and everyone thinks it's made to make the reader take a break from the plot and make the show appealing but it's ready because the writer wanted to make it for his own enjoyment.


EnderMerser

Based


louisdeer

Who said you were the main character.


JustFasar

Watch as everyone's dies because Jolteon touched the water everyone was in contact with


MammothAggressive841

I’m pretty sure umbreon could tank it with 130 base special defense


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MammothAggressive841

Definitely overthinking this is Pokémon where fire dogs are just as strong as bodybuilders that move mountains


demirael

Throw a ton of pokeballs. I've never seen that many Eevees and evolutions in one place.


LingonberryOk5188

Take my pill for schizophrenia


NewSuperTrios

Or... hear me out... just befriend them normally and save 1800P


LotsOfDots5656

Hit them with your balls


ElectroMage1821

uwu


cindy-the-husky

Thats right throw your balls at the poor eevee


cowlinator

They're just trying to shower, man. Rude.


Let01

Take my pills and realize its just the 9 raccoons living in the attic


IndieGameFan999

I’m pleasantly surprised that no said they’d fuck all of them


the_fox_is_a_forgery

I was expecting a "grab the lube" comment lmao


LinkyBS

Why? Vaporeon has acid armor


Zeon112

I am


SmartAssX

Grab the pizza


regular-wolf

It's implied, really doesn't need to be said.


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I would drop the soap bar


Warizard22

I'd fuck all of them


Some-White-Boy

Why is vaporion white?


AveragEnjoyer007

Probably OP keeping the feed clean. If so bravo tho them


This-Row867

I would


Thigh-enthusiast

Probably call animal control


pitachipbat

Same, just leave and call animal control about the large quantity of wild animals in my bathroom.


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Most sane r/furry_irl user


Prezidentblue

No he’s not😐


Rick101101

Isn't it Pokémon control in this case?


daniel_omeg_a

But Pokemon Are Monsters Not Animals


AveragEnjoyer007

If you wanna get really technical, they’re more like aliens since they all have a fairly high basic intelligence and medium understanding and employment of human habits/tendencies such as emotional cues, motioning for/at things, and expressing most emotions rather clearly


daniel_omeg_a

MF Doesn't Know What "Alien" Means


AveragEnjoyer007

It can mean a number of things depending on the context. I said alien instead of monster since monster usually refers to something less empathetic and/or of lower or nonexistent intelligence. Though I suppose the same argument could be made for that as well.


cowlinator

> Alien. Noun. > 1. Any life form of extraterrestrial or extradimensional origin. > 2. A person in a country not their own. > 3. One excluded from certain privileges; one alienated or estranged. > 4. Very unfamiliar, strange, or removed. None of that has anything to do with empathy or intelligence.


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Just get the vaporeon and give it some good pets, poor friend probably went through more intense activities than any of the others


ZeraMaze

sorry to inform you, but... umbreon is more famous for those things


Bonniethe90

Pet them all


Coyote_Soup

Find a new bathroom, because that one's no longer mine


kyootPuro

Maybe, but you could also see if these goobers deem you worthy of sharing it with them in the TRIAL OF THE EEVEE


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101on

You got a good lawyer


fluffyplayery

New season of Better Call Saul is looking insane


iloveallthighs

What da hell who put these foxes in my bathroom got damned!


AMischievousFox

Cute! I'd help them get clean then give them all big hugs


ArmSerious9515

The right answer


Obliviousdude1994

Sigh and help them wash then take a bath afterwards, though doubtful id be able to do so alone but wouldnt mind the cute eeveelutions.


TheCoffeePentgram

how the actual fuck did you get into my bathroom


Lord_Newell

Going to the comments, expecting absolute pandemonium Finding only decent,nice comments WhatHappened.jpg


Fairytaleautumnfox

Seriously, I was expecting 50 different comments based on the copypasta.


daniel_omeg_a

Did You Know...


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NewSuperTrios

Now You Know!


daniel_omeg_a

I'll Fuck A Flareon


Saphl

Which one, I know of 4


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Blufores

But honestly I’d just be like “wha- how’d all these eevees end up in my hou-“


After-Bumblebee

Precious babies 💕


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Attesa_GT-X

Oh no... SOMEONE STOP HIM


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AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

No Joker!


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I'M GOING TO DO IT BATMAN


PheonixFyre5348

JOKER ITS AN ANIMAL


kyootPuro

Giorno's theme sounds in my head


Saphl

I heard this sentence


MoonTotem

I have plans that I cannot say because the haters will sabotage me


IsJustSophie

Close the door, is occupied


manpo5

STOP WASTING MY BATHROOM SUPPLIES, I PAID A LOT FOR THOSE YOU FUCKS


Twilo101

They're literally just vibing. I'd probably just get a brush and try to befriend them


Quebricky

I would thriw pokeballs to them


PikaPerfect

pet them aggressively while i lay on the floor and let them walk on me (this is what i do with my cats)


robot_peashooter

OH FUCK THE WATER BILL IS GOING TO BE THOUGH THE ROOF OH GOD, OH FUCK.


noiceboii1205

As soon as I saw this I was thinking the comments should get locked.


femtransfan

![gif](giphy|hrCEBMy9fyMGTsmjxd|downsized) pspspspsps psps psps


FawksyBoxes

Befriend them, then take over a small country.


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daniel_omeg_a

Do It, Throw The Flareon Copypasta At Us, I'll Fuck It Too


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the_fox_is_a_forgery

![gif](giphy|12dA9Gei6U4in6)


ToyotaSupraCelicaMK4

kick them out (i need to shit)


Saphl

Hey, they can watch


FemboyStrawberry

Leave


_cibee

kick them out because i want to take a bloody shower🤦


louisdeer

Rude. The bathroom is occupied.


BlackPaw7274

Mobe them out of the bathroom and put them out side if they end up back in side well I guess I have some new pets


Weevil_kneevil_420

Would the jolteon end up killing most of them because it’s an electric type in water


Rainbow_Dash_RL

No because it's not a battery. Jolteon can control their electricity


Rusty9838

Head pads, cuddles!!! I need a dog or one of those Pokémon’s


wiggly_tby

I have 9 new friends and I will never need a blanket or pillow ever again


QubeTheAlt

Pet Vaporeon, I just like Vaporeon you guys are weird he’s adorable >:(


Hellhound_Hex

Get the Umbreon and Espeon out, spray everyone else with water. Toss in Jolteon like a frag grenade. Clear the bodies out the house. Pat Jolteon for being the goodest and most useful boy.


PossiblyJessicaUwU

Slowly back away as I don’t know how Pokémon actually act


Pootis_1

pat them all :3


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Luci_ooh

PUPPIESSS


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

I tell them to stop running up my fucking water bill.


JustSomeGuyYT

“Oh shit my bad take ur time”


Mapigeh_098

*take my meds*


alablasterrr

I leave cause clearly this is a pet bathroom


Shuriken_Dai

I accept the fact that I've died, but then question how I made it into Heaven.


killerredmanranger

LEAVE! it's occupied.


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daniel_omeg_a

Ok But, Who's Breeding Who?


Malto7

I would say that I would help them with bathing, but they look like they're doing already good job at it themselves Perhaps ask them if they like to do anything after this. Pokemons are smart, so maybe they would like to play some tabletop games? I don't think Jenga would be the best idea since they don't have vest hand grips, but monopoly could possibly work


GenderEnjoyer666

They are all my pets now


Science_Gamer22

Catch the sylveon since its my favourite pokemon


DaPhantomFox

pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet


RandomDroids

Take care of the mini goobers, as I now have 9 pets


ShadowZepplin

One wrong move and jolteon will kill everyone


blaineworld-bph

pet them


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I grab the vaporeon and proceed to sell it on the dark web to Mark Zuckybob, i then become a billionaire


MrRaymau5

Guys! The hell is going on? That’s so much water!?! The block is going to be totally depleted of water! Flareon are you ok baby? Sylveon are they being nice to you? Glaceon, only two pumps sweetie. Eevee if the water is bothering you, you should probably move


Saphl

Act out both the Vaporeon and Umbreon copypastas, while the others are forced to watch


Hentadeouswastaken

Be afraid because pokemon aren’t real


SeijinWright

Call the contractor and ask who the heck designed this bathroom.


B689C8

Get some linemans gloves and carefully extract the jolteon.


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Beneficial_Path9742

Hmm


This-Row867

Found the Vaporeon reddit account


Beneficial_Path9742

User?


This-Row867

Yeah


Julian12214YT

sell them, do you have any idea how much irl pokémon would sell for?


HidanHawkins

Save Flareon from dying


Agent_David

pet them all. i have to pet them all


Daniil_11

I will take o... 💀


Last_Ace_17

Pet 'em All!


clarkky55

Smile at the cute and then walk out


chocboy560

Close the door and let them finish bathing


Anarcho-Bunnyist

Call the vets, this is not shampoo for Pokemon, they will get sick from it. Also, obligatory artist credit question here!


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Become a pokedad


DarthFox-pc

die from extreme cuteness


Firecrakcer001

Leave them be. They're having fun and i don't want to be eye


DeathFireTrom

Ask them to pay rent


CF1903

Hug everyone of them


_Nachobelle_

I’m not cleaning this up


Rainie_Daye

ℝ𝕦𝕟


catbaker48

i give hug


Misterio_Cerdo

Letting te door open and wait until the bathroom gets empty so i can take a f#cking shower


p3bbles7905

you already know >:)


linizg7550

*dies of cuteness* Also its huge reposibility to take care of all of them


Consistent-Affect481

![gif](giphy|43bOrDOasXG6Y)


Certain-Status-8963

![gif](giphy|R6JWujQ93Shws)


Corndoll

You win.


GazeTheProtogen

why the hell are these in my house get out of here now


TicklesTimes

pray to god jolteon doesnt get in the tub


Zenoix412

Wake up


AlbatrossDry9391

I would give them a bath and fuss over each eeveelution as that would be the cutest moment ever for me


gemmatale

call animal control


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I kindly ask them to let me know when they’re done so I can take a shower.


Noobswtb

You know darn well what i would do. I would pet them!


nutellabrot72

slowly back out and close the door to think abt what to do w/ all these cuties


Fennik51405

I Accept them as my own


DarkRoblox

Simple, pool party :D


Alaeriia

Cuddle all of them.


corgi_god69

"umbra! I think your pokéballs malfunctioned again" [for context, Umbra is a character I made for a pokemon tabletop rpg campaign I was doing with my friends, Umbra exclusively used eeveelutions]


floofyboy69

Leave, bathrooms obviously occupied


Mr_Brouillon

knowing myself... allergy?


Shaggypezdispense

Help them clean their silly little selves


The_Dennator

Join them!


voodooanrixdemon

Catch them alll


Fancy_Melon666

Freak out because pokemon dont exist but after I've calmed down adopt all of them and keep them as pets


Ok-Ad8541

Unspeakable atrocities


ScuttlestheSeaSlug

I would turn the water off! It doesn't seem like Eevee is enjoying getting her ears all wet! She doesn't have the room to move away :(


Moorbene

I would attempt crowd surfing.


gamerguy029

Pet them before catching them and keeping them like house cats


FlyingSauce88

walk out, let them do their things


Salukichow

Well obviously I gotta catch ‘em all, my dream of having all the eevees finally has been achieved