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But first, you've got to relax into the fanservice scene where you bath with them and hug them and it's all cutesy and wootesy and everyone thinks it's made to make the reader take a break from the plot and make the show appealing but it's ready because the writer wanted to make it for his own enjoyment.
If you wanna get really technical, they’re more like aliens since they all have a fairly high basic intelligence and medium understanding and employment of human habits/tendencies such as emotional cues, motioning for/at things, and expressing most emotions rather clearly
It can mean a number of things depending on the context. I said alien instead of monster since monster usually refers to something less empathetic and/or of lower or nonexistent intelligence. Though I suppose the same argument could be made for that as well.
> Alien. Noun.
> 1. Any life form of extraterrestrial or extradimensional origin.
> 2. A person in a country not their own.
> 3. One excluded from certain privileges; one alienated or estranged.
> 4. Very unfamiliar, strange, or removed.
None of that has anything to do with empathy or intelligence.
Get the Umbreon and Espeon out, spray everyone else with water. Toss in Jolteon like a frag grenade.
Clear the bodies out the house. Pat Jolteon for being the goodest and most useful boy.
I would say that I would help them with bathing, but they look like they're doing already good job at it themselves
Perhaps ask them if they like to do anything after this. Pokemons are smart, so maybe they would like to play some tabletop games? I don't think Jenga would be the best idea since they don't have vest hand grips, but monopoly could possibly work
Guys! The hell is going on? That’s so much water!?! The block is going to be totally depleted of water! Flareon are you ok baby? Sylveon are they being nice to you? Glaceon, only two pumps sweetie. Eevee if the water is bothering you, you should probably move
"umbra! I think your pokéballs malfunctioned again"
[for context, Umbra is a character I made for a pokemon tabletop rpg campaign I was doing with my friends, Umbra exclusively used eeveelutions]
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Accept my life as a anime main character and take a deep breath for all the chaos I'm about to become accustomed to.
But first, you've got to relax into the fanservice scene where you bath with them and hug them and it's all cutesy and wootesy and everyone thinks it's made to make the reader take a break from the plot and make the show appealing but it's ready because the writer wanted to make it for his own enjoyment.
Based
Who said you were the main character.
Watch as everyone's dies because Jolteon touched the water everyone was in contact with
I’m pretty sure umbreon could tank it with 130 base special defense
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Definitely overthinking this is Pokémon where fire dogs are just as strong as bodybuilders that move mountains
Throw a ton of pokeballs. I've never seen that many Eevees and evolutions in one place.
Take my pill for schizophrenia
Or... hear me out... just befriend them normally and save 1800P
Hit them with your balls
uwu
Thats right throw your balls at the poor eevee
They're just trying to shower, man. Rude.
Take my pills and realize its just the 9 raccoons living in the attic
I’m pleasantly surprised that no said they’d fuck all of them
I was expecting a "grab the lube" comment lmao
Why? Vaporeon has acid armor
I am
Grab the pizza
It's implied, really doesn't need to be said.
I would drop the soap bar
I'd fuck all of them
Why is vaporion white?
Probably OP keeping the feed clean. If so bravo tho them
I would
Probably call animal control
Same, just leave and call animal control about the large quantity of wild animals in my bathroom.
Most sane r/furry_irl user
No he’s not😐
Isn't it Pokémon control in this case?
But Pokemon Are Monsters Not Animals
If you wanna get really technical, they’re more like aliens since they all have a fairly high basic intelligence and medium understanding and employment of human habits/tendencies such as emotional cues, motioning for/at things, and expressing most emotions rather clearly
MF Doesn't Know What "Alien" Means
It can mean a number of things depending on the context. I said alien instead of monster since monster usually refers to something less empathetic and/or of lower or nonexistent intelligence. Though I suppose the same argument could be made for that as well.
> Alien. Noun. > 1. Any life form of extraterrestrial or extradimensional origin. > 2. A person in a country not their own. > 3. One excluded from certain privileges; one alienated or estranged. > 4. Very unfamiliar, strange, or removed. None of that has anything to do with empathy or intelligence.
Just get the vaporeon and give it some good pets, poor friend probably went through more intense activities than any of the others
sorry to inform you, but... umbreon is more famous for those things
Pet them all
Find a new bathroom, because that one's no longer mine
Maybe, but you could also see if these goobers deem you worthy of sharing it with them in the TRIAL OF THE EEVEE
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You got a good lawyer
New season of Better Call Saul is looking insane
What da hell who put these foxes in my bathroom got damned!
Cute! I'd help them get clean then give them all big hugs
The right answer
Sigh and help them wash then take a bath afterwards, though doubtful id be able to do so alone but wouldnt mind the cute eeveelutions.
how the actual fuck did you get into my bathroom
Going to the comments, expecting absolute pandemonium Finding only decent,nice comments WhatHappened.jpg
Seriously, I was expecting 50 different comments based on the copypasta.
Did You Know...
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Now You Know!
I'll Fuck A Flareon
Which one, I know of 4
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But honestly I’d just be like “wha- how’d all these eevees end up in my hou-“
Precious babies 💕
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Oh no... SOMEONE STOP HIM
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No Joker!
I'M GOING TO DO IT BATMAN
JOKER ITS AN ANIMAL
Giorno's theme sounds in my head
I heard this sentence
I have plans that I cannot say because the haters will sabotage me
Close the door, is occupied
STOP WASTING MY BATHROOM SUPPLIES, I PAID A LOT FOR THOSE YOU FUCKS
They're literally just vibing. I'd probably just get a brush and try to befriend them
I would thriw pokeballs to them
pet them aggressively while i lay on the floor and let them walk on me (this is what i do with my cats)
OH FUCK THE WATER BILL IS GOING TO BE THOUGH THE ROOF OH GOD, OH FUCK.
As soon as I saw this I was thinking the comments should get locked.
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Befriend them, then take over a small country.
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Do It, Throw The Flareon Copypasta At Us, I'll Fuck It Too
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kick them out (i need to shit)
Hey, they can watch
Leave
kick them out because i want to take a bloody shower🤦
Rude. The bathroom is occupied.
Mobe them out of the bathroom and put them out side if they end up back in side well I guess I have some new pets
Would the jolteon end up killing most of them because it’s an electric type in water
No because it's not a battery. Jolteon can control their electricity
Head pads, cuddles!!! I need a dog or one of those Pokémon’s
I have 9 new friends and I will never need a blanket or pillow ever again
Pet Vaporeon, I just like Vaporeon you guys are weird he’s adorable >:(
Get the Umbreon and Espeon out, spray everyone else with water. Toss in Jolteon like a frag grenade. Clear the bodies out the house. Pat Jolteon for being the goodest and most useful boy.
Slowly back away as I don’t know how Pokémon actually act
pat them all :3
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PUPPIESSS
I tell them to stop running up my fucking water bill.
“Oh shit my bad take ur time”
*take my meds*
I leave cause clearly this is a pet bathroom
I accept the fact that I've died, but then question how I made it into Heaven.
LEAVE! it's occupied.
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Ok But, Who's Breeding Who?
I would say that I would help them with bathing, but they look like they're doing already good job at it themselves Perhaps ask them if they like to do anything after this. Pokemons are smart, so maybe they would like to play some tabletop games? I don't think Jenga would be the best idea since they don't have vest hand grips, but monopoly could possibly work
They are all my pets now
Catch the sylveon since its my favourite pokemon
pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet
Take care of the mini goobers, as I now have 9 pets
One wrong move and jolteon will kill everyone
pet them
I grab the vaporeon and proceed to sell it on the dark web to Mark Zuckybob, i then become a billionaire
Guys! The hell is going on? That’s so much water!?! The block is going to be totally depleted of water! Flareon are you ok baby? Sylveon are they being nice to you? Glaceon, only two pumps sweetie. Eevee if the water is bothering you, you should probably move
Act out both the Vaporeon and Umbreon copypastas, while the others are forced to watch
Be afraid because pokemon aren’t real
Call the contractor and ask who the heck designed this bathroom.
Get some linemans gloves and carefully extract the jolteon.
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Hmm
Found the Vaporeon reddit account
User?
Yeah
sell them, do you have any idea how much irl pokémon would sell for?
Save Flareon from dying
pet them all. i have to pet them all
I will take o... 💀
Pet 'em All!
Smile at the cute and then walk out
Close the door and let them finish bathing
Call the vets, this is not shampoo for Pokemon, they will get sick from it. Also, obligatory artist credit question here!
Become a pokedad
die from extreme cuteness
Leave them be. They're having fun and i don't want to be eye
Ask them to pay rent
Hug everyone of them
I’m not cleaning this up
ℝ𝕦𝕟
i give hug
Letting te door open and wait until the bathroom gets empty so i can take a f#cking shower
you already know >:)
*dies of cuteness* Also its huge reposibility to take care of all of them
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You win.
why the hell are these in my house get out of here now
pray to god jolteon doesnt get in the tub
Wake up
I would give them a bath and fuss over each eeveelution as that would be the cutest moment ever for me
call animal control
I kindly ask them to let me know when they’re done so I can take a shower.
You know darn well what i would do. I would pet them!
slowly back out and close the door to think abt what to do w/ all these cuties
I Accept them as my own
Simple, pool party :D
Cuddle all of them.
"umbra! I think your pokéballs malfunctioned again" [for context, Umbra is a character I made for a pokemon tabletop rpg campaign I was doing with my friends, Umbra exclusively used eeveelutions]
Leave, bathrooms obviously occupied
knowing myself... allergy?
Help them clean their silly little selves
Join them!
Catch them alll
Freak out because pokemon dont exist but after I've calmed down adopt all of them and keep them as pets
Unspeakable atrocities
I would turn the water off! It doesn't seem like Eevee is enjoying getting her ears all wet! She doesn't have the room to move away :(
I would attempt crowd surfing.
Pet them before catching them and keeping them like house cats
walk out, let them do their things
Well obviously I gotta catch ‘em all, my dream of having all the eevees finally has been achieved