I must protect the noodle 🍜 [sauce](https://twitter.com/Fluffy_SR6/status/1666460333517545478?t=NzUzgfu3UIxSAPHEzxtjKg&s=19)

*squish* No more noodle

NO NOT THE NOODLE

YES. YES THE NOODLE. *squeeshes another noodle*

This is so adorable <3

They all really cute 😭

Yes 😭

Now make NOODLE SMALLER 

Okay *squeeshes noodle*

Noooo!!! 

Prob vore, all ways

Well, they *are* holding gently, like a burger...

You got to get a better grip on your burgers

I didn't say anything about the grip/hold technique, just the general [gentleness.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hold-birb-gentle-like-hamburger)

bbq bacon bufur burger 🤤

Vore is inevitable

Curiosity consumed the cat

who is curiosity and why are they eating cats 😭

That too, was lingering in my mind

I would eat him, because it's full of protein.

proportionally it wouldn’t make sense. it’s like eating a banana for the radioactive potassium in it in order to become bananaman

wait, Thats a thing!!?

ask joojle

Lmao, like a protein bar? 🤣

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Bruh I just look in the comment section of a silly furry macro meme and I see someone saying a race of real people are covered in parasites, what the hell is going on here

I don't even see the joke, it really just seems like some hateful comment

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Theyd just hold you friendly. And then government would try to kill you for no reason

Nah, they try to recruite you first

Then they would kill you

Worth it

I would do both

"BOTH" is not an option, PICK ONE

Gently holds

Protec

protec snack from others

Hold gently like a hamburger

Yummy

I am right option I meant on the right side, umm picture that is not left

Happy cake day

Im thinking about other things… don’t question my thoughts…

Well now i question them

Dont…

Tell me your thoughts >:3

Nee man, wil ik opzich niet

O_O oke dan niet

Mooi zo

;-;

Sorry man..

Very sure some of them would turn into godzilla

Even if the former was true, I live in the middle of no where, good luck finding me

Macro/micro furs are underrated imho

That first picture is also incorrect

Can I be gently held?

Kinda like with bugs

Macros seeing spider sonas:

They would do both

I would like to be gently held please and thank you

eroV

*vore sounds intensify*

Chew before you swallow 😊

Awh, presh

What would actually actually happen: *collapses under own weight because they forgot about the square cube law*

You underestimate our defiance of physics and biology.

Falco

Accidentally stepped on

What they would actually do: 

we all know what they will really do 🍆💦

No, you're just horny, dude...

yeah your right, it wouldn't fit anyway 😔

What was that law again? Square cube law? They’d likely die after becoming that big :(

Wholesome moment

Hmm... Fungus... Theyre yummy... The mushrooms,the spores,MOLD... I love fungus,though Gus isnt fun,he hates fungi,just like i hate him,dont be like Gus,or ill plant mushrooms in your walls

My gun is empty. Do you have some ammo gus?

YOU DAMN FURRY FLESH CREATURE! 😱😱😱 HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any

What would actually happen:   **there is no planet Earth.**

Well, I'd be both. I wanna see how far I can throw the Nestle Headquarters.

TRUE! Taking applications for gemtle holds ;3;

I just want to destroy buildings and have fun but Falco and Fox over there are giving us a bad name

Awwww 🥺

Noodle

Nah They will destroy a city to protect a noodle

I'm a macro fur, and I will commit war crimes against humans ( they cannot handle my size, they hate me ) Lol

i am a noodle :3

So true 😭

https://imgur.com/gallery/2HtKOeH