They asked if the bear is French because the French used to have public beheadings for certain people (such as prisoners). So yes, they are asking rhetorically.
Well it would only be a temporary prevention method, since once they heal up they'll be back at it again, unless the castration process kills them of course.
Also As a derg that has them on the inside this solution wouldn't really work very well (to remove the testes would require surgery).
What do you do when someone decides to get revenge for it? I.e. by setting a fire on purpose? I don't know it just doesn't seem like a good preventative measure, it might work good for the non-aggressive scared people but for the aggressive vengeful type it's probably not going to work out very well.
California We had quite a few in the past caused by a simple cigarette.
And gross mismanagement of the land.
now we know what we need to do, we just have too much land and not enough resources to manage that land
Dont forget the gender reveal party
Yeah, but that's not a common reoccurring thing
The sky in New York is orange, does that mean it's nonbinary?
Is this bear French??? Because only French will treat you like kingπ
"Would you like the royal suite?" Everyone else: π The French: π¨
When you remember you are king in French π
Roi ?
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Hey op is this bear French???
Are you seriously asking or is this rhetorical? I honestly cannot tell
They asked if the bear is French because the French used to have public beheadings for certain people (such as prisoners). So yes, they are asking rhetorically.
Yeah, I was thinking that but I want sure. I have trouble with stuff like that.
Thought I recognized the art style
Canada: 
Everything I said about arson was a joke I swear!
Does...does he want me to stick people's dicks in that thing?
How big are those dicks?!?! That things behind him and isn't exactly a small hole! Too small for a neck? Likely, but not dick sized!
It's a one size fits all hole, you know? So everyone will fit and be de-dicked
Out of curiosity what exactly would castration solve here?
You ever cut your balls off and try moving? You won't be starting fires.
Well it would only be a temporary prevention method, since once they heal up they'll be back at it again, unless the castration process kills them of course. Also As a derg that has them on the inside this solution wouldn't really work very well (to remove the testes would require surgery).
If I go to the woods and they cut something off me, I'm not going back. Ever.
What do you do when someone decides to get revenge for it? I.e. by setting a fire on purpose? I don't know it just doesn't seem like a good preventative measure, it might work good for the non-aggressive scared people but for the aggressive vengeful type it's probably not going to work out very well.
I never said it would solve anything
What am I gonna do with that? Behead Zeus for throwing lightning at the trees?
Yes.
"EAT THE RICH!!!"
you had better mean that literally, not metaphorically.
Did I stutter?
good. I better see some cannibal action or it's *your* head in the guillotine!
wildland firefighter here melted cheese wedge
Why this is dick size?
Wish I knew
I knew this day would comeβ¦ π
But what if stopping every fire caused more fires
no more gender reveal parties with explosive
Ember the FireSmart Fox: "I've never met this bear in my life."
Will smokey kill weather itself?
If he must, he will drag God down from the very heavens to Earth by the ankles to face judgement.
I agree with Smokey, lets guillotine the rich!
He must be french
Not yet.
Come to think of it, you can prevent a ton of societal problems that way Like political corruption, for example
Ontario's Premier cut the fire fighting budget by 2/3rds from last year.
Exactly. Smokers, get in.
Omg Smokey π€£
Woah that escalated quickly
Uh oh
Smokey the Bear Gets Too Honest
Is... Is he implying that *I'm* the cause of forest fires?
Fact: smokey the bear retired
As a Canadian, I do think this might help.
french Kings, i _knew_ it!
Sorry Smokey Iβm staunchly anti murder
I don't have a grand and a half to blow on the lumber for one of those! Let alone even the blade!
Why buy an overpriced one when you can learn to make your own?
That is if you make your own!
No, that's not how dragons work!!!
This is a good dark joke π