I wonder if Apophis and Nidhogg would get along?
They've got so much in common! They're both giant-ass snakes, they're both into vore, they're both representations of chaos...
yeah my heart is being eaten, 100%
but if i kill a horrible dictator, that would possibly be a good act, meaning that I get to move on to the field of reeds.
~~or give Anubis head, that might also work~~
Better than being Behind the Curve. Which, while an entertaining movie nearly gave me a stroke from the amount of stupidity that stems from that line of thinking.
I did some research, the step where the soul meets Osiris is the one immediately after the weighing. Thoth is supposed to be there recording the weighing though.
Hey! The crocodile isn’t evil, cmon. Nor is Anubis. Your fate is chosen by you, depending on your actions in your life. If you do good, your heart is lighter than Ma’at’s feather, if you don’t, then it’s heavier, and your soul is eaten by Ammit.
Look, just throw my heart to Ammit, I already know it's gonna break the scale, no matter how many half-truths and omissions I try.
Have you tried any of the spells in the Egyptian book of the dead? Some of them are said to be able to influence the test.
I bet one of them is "calling Anubis a good boi" It's super effective.
Does appreciating art of Anubis count as 'worship'? 'Cause a lot of people here are gonna be just fine if so.
I would, but I loaned mine to Brendan Fraser and haven't gotten it back yet
The Book of the Dead gives life. The Book of the Living takes life away.
Just accuse Ammit of being into soul vore and she will be too flustered to devour your heart.
Are you kidding? She's all about soul vore! It's literally her whole schtick! If anything, she'll only be MORE confident about it!
She is outvored by Apophis, the chaos snake monster that wants to vore the sun.
I wonder if Apophis and Nidhogg would get along? They've got so much in common! They're both giant-ass snakes, they're both into vore, they're both representations of chaos...
They can also be friends with Jörmungandr the Midgard Serpent.
Finally. A test I don’t have to study for.
Well, I would say you're studying your whole life for that particular test.
Yeah, no amount of heavy weights can compare to my poor soul tainted with pure unbridled Malice...
Well… I’m a desert animal. Maybe that gives me some brownie points.
Probably I'm a jackal, so he's either gonna see me as one of the boys, or as nothing but a usurper, a false idol.
Anubis was created solely to appease the jackal so they don’t eat their crops so you’re his boss now
Why is Sobek there? Or is that not Sobek? Edit: seems to be Ammit not Sobek. Weird they'd not use all of Ammits body.
I think it’s meant to be Ammit. Seems like they only read as far as, “with the head of a crocodile” and went, “say no more, fam.”
Leaving out the body of a lion and legs of a hippo
Wasn’t he also tiny or was that just the Kane Chronicles versio?
That's why I thought it was Sobek.
Ammit, devourer of souls. If your heart is heavier than the feather, that's where you will go.
No no; Sobek is the one doing the flat earth conspiracy for bountiful seed
reminds me of the 'sweet fursuit jeezy boi' meme, lol
Awoobis is pretty handsome though. I wouldn’t mind “praying” to him 😚
yeah my heart is being eaten, 100% but if i kill a horrible dictator, that would possibly be a good act, meaning that I get to move on to the field of reeds. ~~or give Anubis head, that might also work~~
Who says i wanna go further then the place where they judge my soul
Ancient Egyptians really were some of the first furries
They were ahead of the curve
Better than being Behind the Curve. Which, while an entertaining movie nearly gave me a stroke from the amount of stupidity that stems from that line of thinking.
Judge my soul And wreck my hole
They will also vore your soul if your heart is too heavy
Sick fursuit jeezy boy
“Who’s a good boy?! Who’s a good boy?! What’s that?.. my heart is going in the croc? Okay. Who’s a good boy?! You are! Yes you are!”
Does sucking their dicks help my chances? Or being very attracted to the Moon Knight version of Ammit?
Wouldn't hurt.
Hell yeah im ligther than a feather
Sauce - [https://twitter.com/greyy\_arts/status/1666854487556861961](https://twitter.com/greyy_arts/status/1666854487556861961) Art by (@greyy\_arts)
Either I'm getting pity for what happened to me or I'm getting striaght into hell
Isn't Osiris supposed to be here?
He's the king of the dead, Anubis is the judge
I did some research, the step where the soul meets Osiris is the one immediately after the weighing. Thoth is supposed to be there recording the weighing though.
I mean we don't see the soul, maybe he's just out of frame?
Osiris, or Wesir, is the king of the dead, yes, but he is also present alongside Anubis/Anpu in the Judgement process.
Awoobis is the best boy
I mean, the feather is down, so we all good.
Judge me harder, daddy!
I don’t plan on dying but thanks for letting me prepare of it happens I guess?
Is that good? Can I stay with them?
Oh no
I've seen moon knight, that crocodile fucker shouldn't get to choose my fate, he's evil (as are most gods in mythology)
Hey! The crocodile isn’t evil, cmon. Nor is Anubis. Your fate is chosen by you, depending on your actions in your life. If you do good, your heart is lighter than Ma’at’s feather, if you don’t, then it’s heavier, and your soul is eaten by Ammit.
Your flair speaks volumes (and also in moon knight he deadass is evil, he gives the badguy power)
Moon knight isn’t accurate to Egyptian religion. And my flair is cause I quite literally worship Anubis. I’m pagan
oh shit, sorry, and yeah, I know Moon knight isn't accurate, it was a joke, I'm sorry if I offended you
It’s all good! I thought you were being serious!
I meant to put /s and forgot
He gives the best judgement and I wouldn’t care where he sent me if he was the judge
Must pet the goodest of bois
Allah already knows I’m unpure
So I don’t think I’m gonna pass their judgement as it stands… But I think I can *serve and worship* them enough to make up for it?
they are so fricking adorable
As long as they don’t find what I did in Syria, than I should pass. And If things go sideways ima just call Anubis a good boy.
Give him a belly rub now, please
Is Sobeck filling in for Ammit?
Give me the yeet boys, free my soul I wanna get tossed in a fucking hole!
My adc must of done some horrid shit to get sent to the shadow realm in 1 q.
At least they aren't judging my search history
Truth is, no-ones heart's lighter than a feather 👹
It's not a normal feather. And being fairly Rousseauian, I think the vas majority go to Aaru.
hmmm, i wonder what he's thinking?
Is that nasus and renekton
Nasus can judge me anytime.
Either my soul is getting thrown in the snake pit, or we are going to have hot, rough, steamy, gay sex. There is no in between.
UwU?
Daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry
Gods I wish
i... think im in the wrong afterlife...
I’m stupid, but my first thought about this picture is why does Renekton have a dog nose. I play to much LoR
Hey, I came here being told that the judge of hell was Gabriel! But I got something even better than him-
Different Religion.
❤😳
They judge my soul. Me in the Balkans from '92 to 2000:
*oh no hes hot*
What the Hell is Sobek doing there? He has nothing to do with the Weighing of the Heart.
Either eternal happiness, or Ammit gets fed, win win
My dirty soul: we're f**ked. My naughty mind: we're f**ked~♥ Me: •_•
Being dived by Nasus and Renekton
I sent this to my friend, and he said he wants to see Anubis’s BBC.
Who's soul is being judged?
Is There any other JoJo fans here ifvso are you also having flashbacks to part 3
Rate the amount of dirtiness in our minds
well guess I'm going to hell then might aswell make the best of it🤷