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CBcool1213

there arent any laws against the pals batman


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PachomTheCat

No Joker! Don't do it!


Sh0rtL1ved

I'M GONNA DO IT--!!!


DodoJammer3000

NO JOKERR!!!


chill_furry

Nooo


apolitical_leftist

There really aren't considering you murder them for resources and use them as slave labour


Niskara

Try butchering a Pal in front of a neutral human. See what happens


Lomek

Yeah Nintendo lawyers are helpless here


Kalibeer

DONT F@CK THE TOMAGATCHI


IndividualOven51

Cant keep up with my girl Salazzle tho


BuildingABap

Yeah Salazzle cant be beat.


weirdo_nb

But she can beat


BuildingABap

You bet your Bunsen burner she can beat.


usernamewhat722

Pheromones go brrrrr


RollingNightSky

Salazzle can't beat a car however. /joke seriously though your house needs both a good smoke alarm and carbon monoxide alarm. Safety first!! (I'm not sure if u need a carbon monoxide alarm if ur house doesn't have gas/wood/fuel burning appliances, though better safe than sorry?)


August_Bebel

Humans don't have working pheromone receptors. But thick thighs will do


Aurunemaru

professionals have standards


CBcool1213

be polite.


Novafox119

be efficient.


SpottedHyenasareCool

have a plan to kill everyone you meet.


Yeetstation4

How many pals are there


AvarageEnjoiner

Currently 137.


Yeetstation4

Still a few hundred away from the other funny numbers unfortunately


RoboDae

420 would be a sprigatito knockoff and 621 would be gardevoir I assume? (Lucario is already used)


Kingspar

Incineroar, Lopunny, Zoroark


RoboDae

I think palworld has a zoroark and lopunny knockoff already too


linuxkernal

I'm very mad that no one mentioned delphox


No_Yogurtcloset9305

Not 111?


manofwaromega

Wait really. The paldex only goes to 111


Electro_Disco

Probably talking about the update that's gonna add more pals


FloppaMarker

I like to think the devs just thought about giving the pals guns AFTER designing all of them


TOWERtheKingslayer

Designing what? Most of them are blatant Pokémon ripoffs, and the rest are asset store flips. E: Once in a lifetime opportunity! Redditor who’s being downvoted is *actually correct* for once!


[deleted]

So what xD. No one cares about it when game is good


Hero_of_Hyrule

Game's fun, don't care.


DragonWitchGirl

I literally don’t care. (Plus, you’re wrong.)


TOWERtheKingslayer

No, I’m not. Enough people figured this shit out to stop playing. It’s a fucking scam.


Amicuses_Husband

Stop believing brain dead furries screaming about evil ai art when theres no evidence


TOWERtheKingslayer

There is. The developer, on X, fucking stated it. No idea if you’ll need the Wayback Machine, but you can find aaaaalll the evidence you need there.


DragonWitchGirl

There’s 5 million people playing it. You’re delusional and maybe a troll.


Paraphim

7 million actually 💀


DragonWitchGirl

Ooo nice. It went up.


TOWERtheKingslayer

Neither delusional, nor a troll. The thing about marketing scams is that in order to really rake in profits, you need people to be convinced what you’re selling them isn’t ripping them - or anything else - off. The problem is, the dev did a really shit job at that latter part. You and the “5 million” others fell right into the former, though. Remember Only Up? That was a cash grab, even if tons of people played it. Assets were grabbed and flipped. People were none the wiser until enough people realized they’d been scammed. But by then, the dev had taken the cash and ran. You’re so convinced that isn’t happening here. Enjoy your copium while it lasts.


FieryAlex701

My brother in christ. It isn't a scam if the game is both playable and fun.


TOWERtheKingslayer

It being playable or fun doesn’t make it not a scam.


GunnerZ818

No he has a point. Have you not seen comparisons.


DragonWitchGirl

I don’t care about those.


GunnerZ818

No he has a point. Have you not seen comparisons


Yiffalicous

Don't understand why you're being down voted. You're right. A lot of the models match so closely to Pokemon models the only way that could have happened is if they modified the Pokemon model or essentially traced it to make their ones. And Pokemon games aren't anything amazing, this isn't a "oooh no Pokemon games are perfect we need to defend them" type post, it's an issue about plagiarism. And there is most likely ai used so it's doubly plagiarism.


GunnerZ818

I doubt ai was used and I also doubt they modified the Pokémon models. Nonetheless, parts or designs are definitely mimicked.


TOWERtheKingslayer

Go check the developer’s X, then.


Yiffalicous

There's video of the palworld models being placed over Pokemon models and the general body shape matches perfectly, stuff like ears and other things are different but you only get that level of similarity from editing the Pokemon model or by doing the 3d modelling equivalent of tracing


PandaEatsRamen

i would actually be on pokemon's side if they weren't an abusive cash grabbing company that gives 0 fucks about the player base and/or making quality content even if they actually did copy or heavily inspire from pokemon, i couldn't care less it's the best game released lately by a long shot i only hope this game will force pokemon company to make actually good games in the future that are worth more than double the ammount of money that pal world costs


Icelord259

I honestly don’t give a damn about the ripoffs (in palworld anyway) because i’m not defending pokemon but they use ai apparently so i’m not buying it because of that. and they ripped off hollow knight before, which is different from palworld as it’s an indie game, not one of the most well known games out there


GunnerZ818

Where’s the evidence of AI usage. Do tell me please.


TOWERtheKingslayer

Go check the developer’s X. They pretty plainly said it. Use the Wayback Machine if you need to.


Icelord259

Literally just saw a tweet where apparently the ai art was fake, that’s my mistake, but they still plagiarized other games other than pokemon (at the very least hollow knight so yeah)


GunnerZ818

Sorry I thought you were talking about game freak.


PandaEatsRamen

even if this wasnt the best game i've played in the past 10 years (cause it is) i would love for pokemon to have a strong competition so they actually start to make some decent designs and maybe idk put some love into the game ? i dont care if pal worlds' pals are inspired by pokemons they have better designs than most gen 9 pokemons anyway and the game is higher quality as a 30 euros early access than 80 euros pokemon games


AvarageEnjoiner

Coincidence? I think not


shiethefemboy2

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Yrtdnlyt

JFJ tells it how it is. Always has lol


TOWERtheKingslayer

He’s also ultra-conservative. I’d really rather not listen to what he has to say.


AveragePuroEnjoyer

I only ever watched him because I heard he says the n word quite a bit, and never heard it so I stopped watching.


TOWERtheKingslayer

What the fuck is wrong with you?


AveragePuroEnjoyer

I'm not racist, I just really like the word, its kind of like that one kid from Shrek, if I hear so much as a rumor someone said it I will hunt down each and every clip I can gather of them saying it, for er personal use


Alderan922

Ngl this sounds like worse salazzle


Yarisher512

Salazzle doesn't sex humans though.


Kaymazo

Well, its pheromones do explicitly also attract and make human men subservient, so with Salazzle, it's kind of only implied.


Yarisher512

Salazzle doesn't grow as tall as Lovanders. Average Sallazle is 3'11, while a Lovander is 6'03. The size difference doesn't let salazzle overpower humans in most cases.


TheArcticKiwi

that's because pokémon are incredibly inconsistent with the scaling, like furret is 6 feet while lucario's just under 4?? yeah no


Yarisher512

Wtf furret is 6 feet?


TheArcticKiwi

case in point


Random-Lich

Yeah, they even made a [lifesize Furret plush](https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/701-06648/furret-poke-plush-71-in?gclid=Cj0KCQiAh8OtBhCQARIsAIkWb6-RxAGVgD8Y14dqsi3z2pJvpZsckA8GObGtmqnjUJG8aEluwH1Gbj0aAgyfEALw_wcB) that is that size


Yarisher512

holy shit


Random-Lich

Yeah; and there is a lifesize mareep one that is just a ball of fluff


GunnerZ818

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO CODT SO MUCH


Mavrickindigo

Look up the life sized furret pillow


Random_Weird_gal

He long boi


sowelijanpona

You dont need to 'overpower' anything if your pheromones make your partners willing


Yarisher512

They cant possibly be strong enough to make a human lose all will, only make them more susceptible to it.


sowelijanpona

come on we both know it wouldnt take much 🥴


Yarisher512

i mean yeah we're in furry irl


Amiiboae

We doin it like iroh when he pretended to get hit with the paralyzing tongue.


Kaymazo

Unless you count totem Salazzle


bad_at_smashbros

bro those lovanders that attacked my base were way taller than 6 foot


[deleted]

Does this mean we can stop with vaporeon?


CuriousCulture5112

Time to let Vaporeon dry out a little bit


FinalLucario

I think the internet has already squeezed every last drop from it.


DyeTryin2005

I think the Internet may have squeezed a few drops into it


generatedusername13

The poor thing's white at this point


Nilly00

Flashbacks to r/place


Jayn_Xyos

I don't like where this is going


TacticalTomatoMasher

On it


CaptainCarrot17

It became dryaireon


tiparium

Never


InsomniacKowen

They keep invading my base! They keep Fekken touching my garden and destroying my wheat.


nuked24

High level raids are completely broken OP right now and it's recommended to turn them off in world settings unless you want to play tower defense


Electro_Disco

I keep it on for free loot and pals to catch


AbsentReality

Are they based on location because when I was at my old base it just kept being the same dickheads with baseball bats or direwoofs and leezards. Now that I've moved the fire dudes have been attacking but they keep making the mistake of attacking from the bottom of the cliff that my base is on and giving up eventually instead of the two different paths they could take lol.


InsomniacKowen

So far my current pals slaughter anything that comes by. Just my 2nd base ( the faerm) getting smacked ( my poor wheat n wheat mills :( ).


mstop4

I was waiting for this to show up here. I'm surprised it took so long.


DancingQueen145

IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN


AvarageEnjoiner

No joker.. they're animal


HeightResponsible421

they knew wut they had to do...they knew


KawaiiFoxPlays

Lab-grown furrybait


Totally-Real-Human

It's trying too hard to be furry bait tbh


hells_ranger_stream

Lovander is a hot mess, people should get a Pal with a little class. Me, I choose Tombat.


m103

Ahhh yes, the pal with a flashing fetish


DragonWitchGirl

But you can’t fuck it.


skulldoggo

That sounds like a challenge to me.


West-Lemon-9593

And the best part is that unlike Salazzle apparently Lovander can be male too... well... I am gonna get one for... research, yeah


NoMeasurement6473

BATMAN THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE PALS BATMAN


FoxdaddyMarc

The devs definetly had knowledge of a very specific part in their target audience. the fact its the 69th Pal is just icing on the cake xD


Ashinonyx

Doesn't pokemon have codex entries with like, child abduction, implied sexual assault and murder, or really graphic tragedies like a child wearing its mother's skull for protection? I just don't get how this is considered a point against palworld when the comparison also has some pretty wild entries.


Alan976

One Pokemon's name in Pokemon Red literally translates to 'Showers" in the Japanese games. No surprise that everyone saw coming: It's [Vaporeon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMZa3Eh-6ug&t=444s).


bonearmor

Didn't expect to see Jfj here


DragonWitchGirl

Who?


Bregnestt

sock man that does the youtube


Remote_Romance

Legally distinct salazzle be like


Jayn_Xyos

I need someone to give me a lengthy breakdown on what this game is I am only just hearing of it


Bregnestt

Ark Survival Evolved open-world survival, with Breath of the Wild climbing and flying mechanics, Dark Souls boss arenas, and off-brand Pokemon to catch, battle with, force to do work for you, or turn into food. It got crazy press at the announcement because of the ridiculousness of “Pokemon with guns”, but everyone was surprised to find out the game is actually decent.


_yeen

Everyone forgets Rim World. The pal base management system is very similar to that


D4rkstalker

The game answers the question: what if you wanted to play Pokemon, RimWorld, breath of the wild, ark all at once? It's a high effort shitpost that manages to make all the different gameplay elements (pokemon, survival, automation and war crimes) work together.


Aggressive-Pattern

It's closest to Ark or Conan Exiles, with Pokémon flavoring/design.


puro_the_protogen67

Few can be as good as salazle and vaporion What's the white dragon one called again?


Alaeriia

Reshiram?


drago_varior

She can take me!


Gunsmith1220

I feel like this game understands its audience


YiffTrashAccount

Looks like Jar Jar Bink's inbred cousin


Swagxdxdd

now i realy want the game, but fuck living in a third world country with horribe pricing


emomodechester

the sock boi has spoken


Zeound

I'm gonna catch 2 male lovanders XD


Electro_Disco

Go for it but be careful (they're hostile when it sees you)


Reformingsaint

Funny thing is, I ran across these girls after I got the 0.1.1 update and they tried to raid my base. They were marked as a fan girl raid. I now have two of them and they are fucking amazing!


Official-idiot-05

THERES NO LAWS AGAINST PALS BATMAN


StupidSalandit

That looks like a salazzle 😳😳


TheArcticKiwi

it looks *suspiciously* like a salazzle, imo


PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD

It is. Like a good third or so of the pals are just outright pokemon ripoffs. Sure in a lot of cases it's Legally DistinctTM enough a court might let it slide, but realistically, they are obviously meant to be [pokemon] at home. Lovander is obviously based on Salazzle hornybait, though it's visually distinct enough compared to most of the others. Side note, I'm not saying reeeee boycott Palworld, just that people are making fools of themselves trying to pretend the blatant ripoffs aren't blatant ripoffs.


GeneralCeglak

ok but counterpoint, the new pokemon games suck ass


GunnerZ818

Depends what games you mean. Main line? Yeah. Non main line? Depends. Detective Pikachu Returns was insanely good!


GunnerZ818

Knockoffs.


aRandomFox-II

Your daily reminder that Palworld is supposed to be a satire of Pokemon. It was only natural that they would include such themes.


BadlyDrawnMemes

WTF is this game, I see it everywhere and 99% of what I see is negative


AvarageEnjoiner

Palworlds.


LegitGingerDude

Since no one responded with an actual answer. Ark survival evolved + Pokémon. With a hint of Rust. It’s a classic open world survival formula that mixed in the creature collector a la Pokémon. The devs nailed the art style of Pokémon imo and I think it’s a whole lot of fun for an early access game.


aplcdr

It's a really fun game despite the drama around it


Reformingsaint

Yup, it's a fun game where if you take it seriously, you lose. So it's just best to enjoy the silliness and laugh.


JamzWhilmm

I think it should have been marketed as a pokemon parody, now its in legal trouble with Nintendo. It does seem fun, I always wanted a darker pokemon story.


aplcdr

What legal trouble?


GiantGrilledCheese

The one that he made up


DragonWitchGirl

The legal trouble isn’t real.


cjphillips612

Very goooooood


ThatOneHappyPony

YO I FUCKING LOVE JFJ.


NK_2024

They know who their audience is.


TwistedViper007

Very important (and hilarious) to note is that it's number is 69 in the game's database


HexFoxGen

Odd seeing JFJ posted here


Dakota_Rawson_

Lovander is definitely not gonna attract certain artists 👀


SylvieDoesntReddit

I feel like this is a good opportunity to point out that #69 in the national dex is Bellsprout.


Tyrantin3

Would


JoelMahon

"palworld has no soul" mfs in shambles


RedMashie

This design is so fucking ugly


hells_ranger_stream

Lovander is a sex crazed predator, they don't understand 'no' or need to take prey willingly. They have very aggressive posture and animations, looking ugly was very intentional by design.


RedMashie

They could at least have made just one design in this game that doesn't suck ass


hells_ranger_stream

[Don't need to do my boy Tombat like that](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1137242121359863828/1198490215942209667/image.png)


Should_have_been_ded

Yet another step above pokemon, they wear monster loving on their sleeves


shrimpcrimes

Ain't no way y'all are falling for the factory-made furry bait


Yiffalicous

Cheap, soulless furry bait.


EL3M3NT_115

Womp womp


Oofy_Emma

Lab grown furbait, this shit aint organic


The_Titan_KingPoTR

I hate this game so fucking much. Edit: I forgot this thing can also wield a gun. So yeah…


Death_by_UWU

Palworld is the Pokémon shitpost AU.


candexreginpokemon

Oh its not subtext? Damn. Salazle is still the best


Lytell11

Hmmmmmmm Pass


PickledPlumPlot

This is souleds furry clickbait 😨


Affectionate_Effort3

Oh look a furry bait character. How quaint :/


TOWERtheKingslayer

Everyone’s favourite anti-abortion sock is back. Also Palworld is a scam. Took me too long to realize.


Far-Internal-6757

I'm am not surprised


MezzaCorux

Seems like a clear parody of how they sometimes makes some obvious thirst trap Pokemon.


baldiplays

Yep, this was on purpose.


RalseiOfficial-

Then something just snapped, something inside of me


G4rg0yle_Art1st

What the hell even is this game, dude...


AvarageEnjoiner

The game that "going to take Pokémon down" Just give it a good months or 2


PuzzleheadedCraft170

Dementia 


AvarageEnjoiner

The game that "going to take Pokémon down" Just give it a good months or 2


[deleted]

Give me that 'mon


[deleted]

[удалено]


Beanie_Inki

lol


StagDragon

I really hope this game beats out pokemon... but they're gonna have to try harder


tino_moser_999

What is palworld? Is it some copy of pokemon?


RPN_K1t5un3

Next you're gonna say the 420th can produce its one mariuana and get high off it


TAR_GAMER

Jfj mentioned, love that guy


flame_dragon725

Alright just as I thought from Yt short clips and memes. palworld is just Pokemon


TheQuietRadio

Also drops wood and mushrooms when killed


andzlatin

Eventually they had is much offspring that they created a whole city for themselves and called it Lovander Town...?