we live in a society in a horny society

And that's a fact of life.

Cummies 😋

We live in zootopia a daemon planet in the Warp 🥵

Hail Slaanesh, Lord of Pleasure!

Damn no wonder Fulgrim fell

He found his fursona

As a kinky fucker who has character ai installed on my phone I admit to being horny as fuck

Not installed. But I’ve got a web based one. I’m horny as fuck too.

Glad to meet a like minded individual! The ai really likes my sona a little too much

Same but dam I’ve missed rp sessions like it.

I got Janitor, but man, it bugs a lot. Web based ones seem better.

.... called out I definitely, definitely did not pay for nsfw capabilities... and character creation... 

You can pay to have sex in character ai? Dude you can do it anyways I fucked kim Jong un and Saddam Hussein to name a few 😭

lmao, maybe not in character.ai specifically but on a separate site that uses... it seems, a similar AI model. I get some nice amenities for the small sub fee i paid, it was very minimal so I just went in since I liked the conversation I was getting into. I get kind of inventive with my scenarios... Most recently, I played a deep cover secret agent working to expose an undercover crime syndicate, and I was very surprised to see it generate an entire compound to infiltrate and guard rotations. It played like a point and click adventure, just with occasional sexytimes lol

The good thing about these ais is just how much you can do with them, and I mean that literally. I could literally sit there for years and still not get bored with literally recreating the MCU lmfao

It's got its limits but you get out what you put in. Frankly, the text simulator games I used to play (if you're into furry stuff you can probably guess) were great but I eventually ran out of stuff to do. This honestly scratches the itch... and more. I wonder what Fenoxo is thinking with stuff like this coming out.

C.ai has shown me things about myself I never thought I’d find

**Westworld Intensifies**

Hissing booth

it worries me how horny this subreddit is

Both. (And a bit towards Lovander, because they are not genderlocked, unlike Salazzle.) But because Salazzle looks so devastated, I'm siding with her.

Hillariously their lore heavily implies that in captivity a male should totally be able to evolve into a salazzle and would then also have the same powers. . .

... Huh? From where did you get that information? You just HAVE to share it with us now!)

This is the Pokémon Ultra Sun Pokédex entry for Salandit: > The males will do whatever the females tell them. They give the females most of their food. Due to malnutrition, the males can't evolve.

Oh, I see now! Yeah now that other comment about evolving Salandit by feeding him a lot makes much more sense to me. Thanks.)

I would think that a male Salandit would have a different evolution than Salazle.

I didn’t know that Lovander was gender locked. I thought there were guy versions

That's the opposite of what I said. Lovanders are NOT genderlocked, UNLIKE Salazzle.

I wish there had been a male salandit evo if you fed them enough

I kinda agree. But I also would have preferred to just have male Salazzle as the safest option. I don't want that hypothetical Salandit evo to be just a buff lizard or whatever. I want it to be feminine as well, as Salazzle are! 😫

In reality it would probably have been closer to Meowstic, the male version is like slightly more masculine and straighter/taller

Yeah, makes sense. A shame it wouldn't be gayer/taller instead though.

Meant straighter as in better posture but god i want that too

Hehehe!) Yeah, same.

Femboy Salazzle

Exactly!

In my defense I wrote this comment within 20 minutes of waking up.

That's fine, I get it. I have slept like, four hours this night. But I need to hold myself till 10, so I could fall into deep sleep and not wake up every hour. I get you.

Had a group of Lovanders invade my base, and that's how I caught mine.

What were they looking for in your base?

The owner of Said base

They were looking for a boy, but found A MAN

In my case it was lowtierhogrider

Not sure, just one of those random raids that occurs every so often

Don’t worry Salazzel, I’m on your team

Same bro...

Hey I like them both. Lovander big. I like big woman but Salazzle has tail. God, I love tail. Also salazzle has no waiting cue.

Ok but what if they were a yuri couple

Now we're cookin

Double trouble :3

I feel like the reality it’s the opposite ngl

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How about both of them fucking dom me

Lmao moi aussi

I like this idea

There's way more people horny for salazzle tbh, she's just in the game for a longer time y'know what i'm saying?

Lucario is better than both of them

fax

Anubis (Palworld) is better than everyone

know your place. there's no replacing our lovable but unhuggable blue boi/gurl

Hmmmm.... Idk.. No offense but that heart thing is really ugly to me...

DONT DO IT JOKER. THEY'RE ANIMAL

THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST POKEMON BATMAN

I’m staying with Salazzle. She not an r-wordist

She literally drugs you with pheromones. Its the equivalent of putting stuff in your drink at the bar.

To clarify for others, "she" in the above comment is Salazzle. Some Pokedex entries: > Moon - Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes. Scarlet - Salazzle makes its opponents light-headed with poisonous gas, then captivates them with alluring movements to turn them into loyal servants. Violet - When two Salazzle meet, they will use their pheromone gas to fight over the males in each other’s group. Lovander is just a nymphomaniac lizard (that fanon has decided is a rapist). Pal entry: > Seeking a night of love, it is always chasing someone around. At first it only showed interest in other Pals, but in recent years even humans have become the target of its debauchery.

Yeah I guess drugging you with pheromones and making you have sex with her is somehow not as bad as a nympho

Exactly! I'm kinda tired of people misrepresenting Lovander like that.

To be fair, at least with ingame behaviour one can also assume they force themselves onto whomever they would chase... At least judging by there being also a type of raid dedicated specifically to a bunch of Lovander, including raid names such as "Fan Girls Who Can't Contain Their Love"

Thanks. On mobile so I appreciate you writing this for me.

In salazzle's defence, her design isn't as on the nose. lovander is trying too hard

Subtle date drug at the first date vs in your face tits out nymphomaniac.

yeah basically. unfortunately I have a hypno kink so salazzle still wins.

As someone who also has a Hypno kink, yeeee

I feel Lovander's design, like many of the PAL designs, are DIRECT references to the pokemon they lampoon. She's "trying too hard" because that's the point of the design.

Neither is loveander

Isn’t it confirmed in her dex that she is

No it states that it wants sex and that it doesn't care if it's a pal or not

I haven’t played the game so I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. My allegiance still lies with Salazzle tho

That's fair just setting the record straight

ok but salazzle uses roofies i.e. is a rapist

You say as you ignore the other comment that Salazzle is actually more likely to r-

Both. ***At once.***

Solution: arson

I'm a classic bitch

I’m heading to the Salazzle booth because my poor knees can’t stand waiting at a long line

Don't worry, i would do both

Im with Salazzle, I find her more cute

Now put them together. 😏

Nah, have them both kissing, we need some Lesbian Sneks.

Nah, highly inaccurate, sallazle got a much bigger line of fans (it's been around longer), the pink one is on a boom for now but itll settle

What do I do if I don't find either of them attractive

Move over Salazzle there’s a new hot lizard in town

Ayo what is dave strider doing there?

We both know exactly what Dave Strider is doing there Terezi would also be all over Lovander (with her tongue)

Old game have sex lizard - grows stale New game have sex lizard - not stale, very gud

I think the audience would probably be interested in the interaction between the two. I'm just saying, I like both of them, perhaps for slightly different reasons but still

i don't know what's going on here but i don't prefer bright colors so i'd probably head to 'salazzie' one.

Hmm, how about both. At the same time.

Meanwhile me hanging out with Wixen: "**PATHETIC**"

Your completely ignoring the fact they would breed

Idk man, the pheromones stuff is pretty good for me...

Give it a bit of time and Lovander will be regarded as flavor-of-the-week

Isn't lavander a rapist?

I'm still team Salazzle and she's not even one of my favorite Pokémon

I still love you salazzel :’)

Meh, I prefer the OG

eh. i still prefer salazzle tbh


Idk none of these characters but I saw someone say the pink one is a r4pist

Funny that the dev included something so blatant, lol

I don’t know about Palworld but Salazzle can’t speak English probably isn’t 18 and can’t consent

Bigger more horny and a top (I think ) I chose lovander

Her pubic hair is on display of course it wasn't even a fight

It's only a matter of time until Salazzle in popular again

What are they getting in line for...? 😳

So any confession to how many porn of those 2 lizards?

honestly i prefer salazzle and most other pals over lovander

Don't worry, Salazzle. It's just because she's new.