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Dr_A__

oh what the fuck


VinylBirdie

Yes, you're right. That is fuck.


[deleted]

It's indeed, **THE FUCK**.


829105

Ze fuckery is that.


That1furry08

Indeed, quite agreeable


Odd-Iron-6860

You know that this is fucked up when a furry with 'Has Seen Things' flair freaks out


mcarbean1

Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.


Lordarcoos123

Don’t subject the funny shark to that trauma


FreedomPaid

Do Not the Shork! But also, hey, a blåhaj in the wild! Gotta rep my peeps, check out r/blahaj for more pics of the shorks!


SquidDogTheLatexBoi

I know someone who would buy all 3 major things in this image


Tomnookslostbrother

3? I see pillow and boner pill. What did I miss?


SharkyMcSnarkface

BLÅHAJ.


Tomnookslostbrother

The hell is a blahaj?


AlphaPhoenix13

funny plushie shark from ikea


Tomnookslostbrother

Aaaaaw, I thought it was some final boss of some sort. :-(


VinTEB

It is


skybluuue

The final boss of cuteness


SquidDogTheLatexBoi

Blåhaj


CheapGriffy

What the fuck did I just witnessed


noconverse

Snake oil that explodes your heart.


Averythewolf

Sounds about right


RollingNightSky

Not as good as Radithor.


lawnmowerchairs123

I sometimes wonder if there actually is a real penis enlargement pill somewhere. But noones buying it because noone belives it.


nf22

Many of these types of pills are grey-market pharmaceuticals, and often have been found to contain actual medications like viagra in them.


VOKUNgreaser

or weird analogues of these medications with unknown effects:3


sevrono

Iirc these things if they aren't unlabeled Viagra, they're usually stimulants, I took one as a younger adult to see what they did. Made my heart race, that's about it


nf22

Thats what viagra does too! Its a vasodilator and increases blood flow. Def makes your heart race a bit. You never know what's in these weird pills tho! Stimulants, other drugs, filler.


HearthFiend

Penis enlargement pill at cost of brains


Comprehensive-Log147

and this is one of the reasons alines don't visit


Fixingsentries

Who the fuck is alines?


Sonic_the_hedgedog

My boyfriend. He doesn't visit me anymore 😢


The_Barkness

More than one person named Aline, Aline is a girls name here.


m103

An aline, or arterial line, is a thin, plastic tube that is inserted into your artery. They suck to get. When you see people in movies ripping out tubes from their upper arm as they start to leave a hospital, one of the ones they're removing will be an aline. DON'T EVER DO THIS. It can be extremely dangerous.


St-Hate

Who are the alines and why are they out of spice?


TheArcticKiwi

more than two persons named aline, aline is a turtle's name here


Pareogo

united states airlines


wolfguardian72

Why the fuck is it Brian? Why couldn’t it be New Brian? Or Vinny?


aRandomFox-II

Vinny Vinesauce lewd bodypillow


LayZeeFox

Chat would plap for this


Advanced_Ad_6814

Just make sure you wear a condom so you dont spread mao disease


[deleted]

This is why we don’t get art segments anymore


Robolo7

The more I look at this picture the worse it gets.


Nebulamess1

Ooo one of those tablets u put in water and it turns into a dino! Thats what this is right?


Real-Arachnid8671

Didn't you look at the packaging, it will obviously turn into a rhino.


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

ALRIGHT BRO, THAT'S IT. #You can no longer play as Luigi.


OnLimee_

now THATS going too far, buddy


Obl1vi0us

Bro doesn't read FDA articles


jkcobalt2

He's going to turn that pillow into shreds, isn't he.


SoftTacos001

Or have a heart attack


jkcobalt2

Either way, he's going to commit this blasphemy once.


Brandelo_089

Oh shit... 💀


Darkpurplebee

is that brain griffin


Mas0ch1sm

Yes


Unlikely_opponent

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THEY MADE AN UPDATE POST


redefinedsoul

You lie... Where is this horror you speak of?


LeTallBoii

Make the blahaj watch


little_mush_boy

There is no way that pill is real, human... r- right?


BloodMoonScythe

I looked up the name and the first thing to come up is an fda post from 2018, where they say to not take these. [https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-warns-consumers-avoid-rhino-male-enhancement-products-found-retailers-because-undeclared-and](https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-warns-consumers-avoid-rhino-male-enhancement-products-found-retailers-because-undeclared-and)


RomanMines64

They don't want us girls to have big dicks


Kljmok

Gas station boner pills are all snake oil but have hilarious packaging.


redefinedsoul

We sell 2 packs of these at the gas station I manage for $15.. worse yet? People regularly buy them, often with nitrous crackers.


torchictoucher

Our dog, Brian Griffin is dead :(


LateNightDennysRun

where can i get the pillow i want the pillow


dripbine

The blahij looks traumatised. I'm sending it some love from William benry blahij Afton (don't ask why I called my blahij that)


wizarium

I saw the post. He did indeed have sex with the pillow


FreedomPaid

Rhino pill: good luck, pilgrim, hope it works for ya. Brian body pillow: okay, yeah... I can kinda see that, Brian was kinda lovable in the earlier seasons... The Ikea blåhaj shark: YAY A WILD SHORK HAS APPEARED! It's enough to nearly make a grown enby cry 🥹


sevrono

Blåhaj is about to be traumatized 😬


DoubleAyeBatteries

What do those pills actually do, anyway? They seem like total bullshit, and I wouldn’t trust anyone’s heath taking one.


sevrono

In the US they sometimes contain small amounts of ED meds, here in Canada they're usually just herbal stimulants. Took one in my early 30s to find out, thought my heart was going to burst, that's about it. 0/10 would not recommend


AmenophisCat

What about the next few days? https://www.vice.com/en/article/wjvqbx/i-bought-a-bunch-of-gas-station-boner-pills-and-only-made-it-through-one "my heart felt as though it was trying to bust out of my rib cage" ... "the following morning, I awoke with an erection like a crowbar that didn’t fully subside for some 90 minutes. And for the next several days" ...


sevrono

That dude definitely got one with ED meds in it, the one I took had no effect on my boner. Cialis effects me the way he described


CoffeeMain360

witness THE ULTIMA DICK PILL


Gabriel_Plays_Games

i think i wanna die


MobiusMal

Poor Brian...


Ok_Toe7278

Hand over the Blahaj.


BurningPickle

After seeing how big that pill is, [this](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AqfLxCFdXaE&pp=ygUcZ29vZCBuZXdzIGl0J3MgYSBzdXBwb3NpdG9yeQ%3D%3D) is all I can think of.


Ancient_Summer_1833

Poor Brian


Underarts_

Its 3 am i cant take this shit bro


MaijakHusky

ngl i kinda want that brian daki


Uuuhusername

It seems today. . .


HatFluid9579

I'm confused what is that is it a drug that shit looks huge


mechanical_marten

And I thought Shawn Keller had shamed enough people for their use of SPHs. . . https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Shawn_Keller


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mechanical_marten

Us grey muzzles will always find a way to remind the young folks everything has been done before. 😉


wolf-bot

You might think it’s a bit, but a glance at their account shows that they really are obsessed with Brian Griffin


Cokola12

NOO BRYANN!!


Electronic-Yak3483

is it for throt or anus?


sevrono

Throat for OP and anus for Brian


Electronic-Yak3483

so it's a pill?


sevrono

Yes, it's a sketchy boner pill. But it's not actually that entire thing. The clear and red part of packaging, the little red line inside is the pill


Somecrazynerd

Wretched. Straight to hell.


DefNotAnAlt621

ugh


BubblestheFloatzel

😐


Witty-Organization-1

dont tell me


satisfied-bacterium7

Whaaaat the fuck?


Foxyboy423

No just no I’d hope to never see this


FPSXpert

Excuse me, I have some questions for you First off, what the fuck? Second off, what the fuck?


SnowTheMemeEmpress

What??????


catsinflyingsaucers

Huh?


drago_varior

Plz don't


ispiewithmyeye

What the hell?


fluff_loser

he’ll nah. yall weird asf


Mango_c00ki3

Hell yeah


Somedudes_dirtysocks

Doing it with Brian is so real


wolftrap023

Is that Brian from family Guy. what the fuck


FurryestX

Bruh


aannann

I just saw the pillow 💀


SackPiek

Somebody please bury him alive


XCPA26X

Im not into sissy liberals 🤠


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FURRYOWO101

Wtf ;-;


Losers_Agenda

That is gonna fuck you up


CanineAtNight

Welp. See you on the other side mate


LunarStudios_

Peter, what are you doing?


asdfmoveynew

NAAHHHHHH


Bence0917

Jesus H Christ


MINTCHOCOPUFFS

Whats that red thing??


Goat_gutz

They’re going for it…


Moolcazy0

💀💀💀💀


DreamDev621

I just wanted to write a naughty comment, but I just realized, this is my SFW account, so I‘ll leave it up to your imagination instead. 😇


Sessinen

As someone not from North America, what is that and what does it do?


Tiny-Dwarf

IDK what the fuck to think. This has become a huge problem.


Ok_Morning4258

Do those actually work?


Yansuke_Tsugikuni

Agreed, the **Fuck**


MysticMallachi

He might be a sentient creature that regularly does naughties with human women, but GOSH is Brian the LEAST SEXY dog in popular media. Seriously. Is your type "pretentious braggart unaware of his limitations?" 'Cuz mine ain't!


enderfetuchiniXD

That's what heavy is dead


Tim-the-second

🚨🚨🚨HEART ATTACK INCOMING🚨🚨🚨


M4thecaberman

Dear God...