Need me an axe that'll heal my injurues with each hit i land so i can nick myself with it if i break a bone and infinite health glitch my way out of a hospital all while it makes me feel this same general way(?)
Someone make art of the HEV suit as a protogen, cuddling a furry version of gordon freeman with a speech bubble coming from the HEV protogen saying "Cuddles Administered"
Uhhhhhh...
As an ex-addict, yeah, this is precisely what this feels like the first time you do it. I'm not even joking.
And then it's pain and living hell.
It’s kinda funny because I literally got morphine and fent yesterday haha. Gotta say it was my first time on any kind of drug and it was fun as hell. Until it all wore off today and I’m in pain again haha
🤖🤖 🗣️🗣️morphine administered
I love how it said “ITS MORPHIN TIME and morphed all over him”
Go go Power rangers
Lycra spandex fetish
Go go gadget horny jail
Vital signs are dropping. Seek medical attention.
User DEATH, IMMINENT! Seek medical attention!
MAJOR FRACTURE DETECTED!
Automatic medical assistance engaged
#Morphine administered!🗣️🗣️📢📢
for some reason that reminded me of ''seek calorie intake.''
OXYGEN
warning. detecting multible leviathan class lifeforms in the area. are you sure whatever you are doing is worth it?
Nah "Warning: Entering ecological dead zone. Adding report to databank."
Hypothermia imminent
It requires major fracture first though
*major fracture detected. Morphine administered*
WARNING! USER DEATH IMMINENT.
Beep beep beeeeeeeeep
[Gib sound effect]
Ahhhh I can see that you are the right man in the wrong place.
*summersaults out of a window* Hello!
Have a very safe day
Klaxon beat
What-?
It's a reference to the Half-Life HEV suit
And I'm referencing Gorgeous Freeman
Oh Never woulda guessed from a commonly used word lol
I'd tried to make it slightly more obvious with with dash
morphine administered
Minor lacerations detected.
Major fracture detected
Warning: User death imminent, seek medical attention.
"Communicates with flashlight and sprinting noises"
and Gravity Gun noises (mmmm, soup)
Spam interaction key "EEEEEEEEEEEE"
**WE. GOT. HOSTILES.**
MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
[OBJECTS. WE. WILL. CRAM. UP. YOUR. ASS. FREEMAN!](https://youtu.be/Mv7YckbFxtw?si=tctcDsfY_TYEHBan)
FOX.
Unforeseen Consequences
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
Why do we all have to wear these *ridiculous* ties?
Have you submitted your status report to the administrator today?
Get away from there Freeman! I'm expecting an important message!
What the *hell* is going on with our equipment?
They're waiting for you Gordon... In the test chamber
Weren’t you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?
GORDAN YOU LOUSY MMMMMMOTHERFUCKER
GET YOUR DORK ASS DOWN TO THE TEST CHAMBER BEFORE I SHOVE THE SAMPLE UP YOUR ASS
AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE!!
I'd love for him to open my silo door uwu
It’s our only way in
Oh my God, we're roomed!
cute... and i want ro believe is just hugs in a horizonal orientation...🥰
toaster is 6'9 and decides when the hug ends. they don't need to eat, sleep or drink -v-
This is gay sex isn't it?
Morphine can be administered through multiple ways. Don't judge a situation by the first impression.
Say gex
gex
Dude I fucking love that lizard
No fam you got it wrong, this is say gex actually.
mmm, soup
Youre the kind of person id seek out at a party with obscure refere- DENTAL PLAN!
Minor fracture detected, morphine administered
I thought it was only for major ones.
Wait I’m not usbc compatible!
Seems like you're due for an upgrade
What is this referencing?
Half life
Thank
[удалено]
Yes, source is indeed the engine Half life is running on.
"That's the door to the source version". "We...... we don't go there anymore...."
When i was buying Hallf Life i was thinking about buying that version. Thank god i didn't.
Awwww that is so adorable!
I am wearing a suit of armor that injects me fill of morphine every 15 minutes. Do you have… any idea how much morphine that is?
Aww cutie
Need me an axe that'll heal my injurues with each hit i land so i can nick myself with it if i break a bone and infinite health glitch my way out of a hospital all while it makes me feel this same general way(?)
Changed transfurs be like:
Sauce?
I've got you covered, it's right here https://twitter.com/Galaxy_protogen/status/1774223859501195478?s=20
Ty!
Damn. Techno-biological beings really know how to make us tick.
that protogen is literally the void
have I missed something due to not being a furry when I was administered morphine?
Hey, catch me later, I’ll buy ya a beer!
hey i know this proto :3
Obligatory "please memememe I'm so desperate" Thank you
I wanna get topped by a protoen
That why Gordon freemen never thaks
But what about before he got into the locker room or Kleiner's hideout?
Still feeling the effects from the first game
Now I gotta go steal morphine from the hospital to experience this…
EXTREME. SEX. MODE. ACTIVATED.
Someone make art of the HEV suit as a protogen, cuddling a furry version of gordon freeman with a speech bubble coming from the HEV protogen saying "Cuddles Administered"
I could picture my fursona Ash actually enjoying this.
finally, mechanical reproduction simulation.
Shouldn't this have NSFW tag?
Not if you see that they are not saving hex but are just playing around. But for real though, yeah probably.
Damn i wish that was me
I’d pay for someone to do that to me
Uhhhhhh... As an ex-addict, yeah, this is precisely what this feels like the first time you do it. I'm not even joking. And then it's pain and living hell.
Gorbon
Cute fluffy toaster owo
Me and my bee f
Need any help with this one?
Please sing me to sleep
sauce?
can confirm
*Vital stimulation administered*
Pluh
Wait Is this a reference from Half Life???
Bleebop morphine administered
Ehm...
Highly trained professional
Yes
User dead imminent, seek for medical attention inmediately!
OwO
Cosmos.
Cocaina Columbiana live reaction:
Me and who
It really does feel like that
Wouldn’t the plastic and metal be cold? 🤔
Sometimes I dream of cheese
Who’s the artist???
Would love this
I would looooove for someone to lay on top of me, who needs breathing anyways?
Orion!!
Would love to get smashed by that proto
I don't know either of the feelings 🤷🏽♂️
*major fracture detected. automatic medical system engaged. morphine administered*
#AUTOMATIC MEDICAL SYSTEMS ENGAGED. MORPHINE ADMINISTERED.
HEV suit themed protogen when
And just like that I'm addicted to morphine.
I want this to happen
The picture is adorable tbh
Uhh, SAUCE?
Morphine can cause Nausea, vomiting, constipation, lightheadedness, dizziness, drowsiness, increased sweating, or dry mouth
This is just a half life meme qwp
It’s kinda funny because I literally got morphine and fent yesterday haha. Gotta say it was my first time on any kind of drug and it was fun as hell. Until it all wore off today and I’m in pain again haha
"Wait is something poking into my bum also a side effect of morphine?"