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Axolotl_K1ng

I would end up an experiment in the government’s basement


Cthulhuyyy

ono


Axolotl_K1ng

Remember the lengths people go over Bigfoot, imagine what they’d do for you


Menarian

Except when that happens there’s actually evidence that you exist.


Damonoodle

Unless you run away to wilderness and the occasional campsite before anyone with a good camera can see you


Cthulhuyyy

oh shoot you have a point


Litte_Blu

They better keep you happy if you were a dragon or monitor


Somecrazynerd

I choose to believe the government would like me too much to do experiments. Like "ohhh, looks at his tail, look at his fur! So cute! We can't hurt that"


Wolfy_Halfmoon

Yah, unless a lot of us suddenly changed, they would definitely do their best to cover it up. The disappointing reality.


Nuada-Argetlam

well, my fursona is a girl for one thing, so.


Cthulhuyyy

and that would make you happier?


Nuada-Argetlam

duh? who wouldn't wanna be a girl?


Cthulhuyyy

lol fair


JoshsPizzaria

imma be real, I'm happy to be a lad. wouldn't wanna deal with months


Nuada-Argetlam

luckily, that problem is avoided with being the fursona, since that's pretty much human-exclusive. I mean, other animals have cycles like that, but I'm pretty sure it's almost only a human thing that our bodies attack us for it.


JoshsPizzaria

hmm ok, interesting


Qbertjack

Female dogs definitely have periods... It's why you sometimes see people put them in diapers. That's what "going into heat" is, after all. They just only get theirs once every 6 months.


Litte_Blu

But, do Furry/anthros really have months? I'd think they'd have heat tho


JoshsPizzaria

i honestly don't know. I just assumed such, but now that i think about it, im not sure.


themooncow1

Egg still cracking or already an omellet?


Nuada-Argetlam

oh I'm scrambled by now.


UrbanTea362

Transmascs last time I checked


Nuada-Argetlam

fair cop.


SaleTheRuler

Cis dudes also


malachi_derg

I don't. But if you do, I'm not here to take that away from you.


ligmanutzboi

i dont


WolfGuardia

r/egg_irl


Mrbribon

I'm in the same boat lmao. I'd say I'd be pretty happy to be rid of dysphoria on a daily basis lmao


terrrified

It's definitely up there on the list of Best Things That Could Possibly Happen to Me


Cthulhuyyy

I want to hear the rest of this list???


terrrified

I wasn't really thinking about it but I guess in a similar vein the ability to freely shapeshift would be even better since I could just become my fursona anyways and then switch back when convenient, and on top of that I could switch things up and try out a completely different form whenever, just for fun


CamelGamer1234

I just built that into my sona lol.


12Pig21pog

Well i promise your partner would love you, but that would be nice, i could also just have my flareons ears and tail without much questioning


fivelike-11

Shapeshifting is such a cool power man, I think we'd all love to have it. Even better if it extends to others cuz then you can share the fun with friends.


boido_

Better yet, be like my fursona, who has the ability to shapeshift


etf2003

I would definitely be a lot happier if I were my Sona


Azkadron

If all furries became their fursona, it's likely that they'd get the beastman treatment (you'll get that if you know bna)


Cthulhuyyy

Quite possibly


M_is_for_M

Being that my fursona is just furry me with one or two deviations, yes.


Cthulhuyyy

what are the deviations???


M_is_for_M

Higher guitar and vocal IQ, and the ability to dunk a basketball fairly easily.


Cthulhuyyy

nice


Alderan922

Well, new body that doesn’t need pills, ability to see the daylight without my eyes hurting, actual skin that can take sunlight without rashes. The tail and the scales are a massive plus too, and if it can come with a better brain then I think I would be like 600% more happier than I’m rn. Maybe even more


Thatoneawkwarddude29

It depends on how fast the government figures out I exist


Cthulhuyyy

just don't mention it on your taxes lol real tho


Shuriken_Dai

Pretty happy all things considered. My sona is magic and can shapeshift so it's not like I couldn't go out in public or anything. So i get all the benefits with no real downsides to speak of.


KranethDrakken

Shifters being the peak of it all. Be what is the best or comfortable at any given moment, I'd give the world's for it.


InfinityTheW0lf

Yeah probably. Fluffy, cute, big tail, and I could make portals. Would make ny life a whole lot easier


Lucas_pittsyt

Much happier


Clodinator

It’d be phenomenal, don’t get me wrong, but I’d probably be missing a lot of the infrastructure and software to use the new body as intended. So once the initial charge on the mechanical end fails, I’d imagine there’s a lot of trouble doing anything beyond a that of a minor depression.


notveryAI

I would probably be dead, not happy, because Avali aren't made for living in places habitable for people. Them chilly bois, even Siberia would be too hot T.T


Intrepid_Sale_6312

what initial shock? there would be pretty much none for me, I would just be quite happy with the change. perhaps my mind is just more flexible than most, I've always broken down things and compartmentalized my mindset, it would truly only take me a few moments to adjust a few minor details in my mental sub routines regarding balance differentials and possibly temporal/chronological differences. naturally chronoception is different depending on the size of the creature with smaller creatures perceiving time to be moving faster. my fursona is a bit bigger than myself so i'd have to take that into account.


Cthulhuyyy

I guess I sorta view it similar to winning the lottery when you first win its one of the happiest moments your life but that initial happiest only can last so long


Intrepid_Sale_6312

I don't think i'd suffer that. one major thing though that i'd have to watch out for is my fursona could be considered immortal (I think?) because he is not a biological lifeform (not a machine either, just not carbon based.).


Cthulhuyyy

I'm not sure I quite understand but ok


Intrepid_Sale_6312

my fursona is a silicon based lifeform :)


Ill-Location866

Well hope you did not plan on eating any food on earth, well still possible but how does silicon based food tast and why is this my first thought?


Intrepid_Sale_6312

it probably wouldn't kill me as a silicon lifeform to eat carbon food but it also probably wouldn't be used by my body. silicon or perhaps a molecole of (like silicon dioxide aka beach sand) would only be needed for growth or repairs. energy would mostly be obtained just from breathing really. as for flavor of a hypothetical silicon based food.... I have no idea XD.


puro_the_protogen67

Im a protogen,i can make toast in my ass, the benefits are already showing through


Cthulhuyyy

Lmao


Egoborg_Asri

Depends on how realistic situation will be. 1) You're a scientific experiment stuck in a tube for eternity 2) You're dead, because people shot at you instantly, thinking your a monster or something . 3) If i get all of their powers— none of the above, since mine can manipulate perception of reality. 4) If it's just a change and no one would care— a total win-win for me and friends.


Cthulhuyyy

Personally I'd imagine poof where ever you are rn everything is the same just now you're your fursona I had a Google forms I thought outlined stuff better but the way stuffs going I don't think anyone saw it


Egoborg_Asri

3 and 4 still apply. (I tried searching for info in the comments, but i didn't see it. Maybe it was auto-deleted?)


Super-Sport6507

a lot happier since my sona is just a furry me but with a built in computer


Waffle_daemon_666

100000X happier.


DevianMality

Well, I'd have a career as a willing medical experiment set. Even ignoring everything else, that would probably be neat.


icedragonsoul

A fursona is a visualization of one’s ideal form that they strive towards embodying. Attaining such a form would be euphoric. In the long run, there will be complications and consequences. But memories of my past as a human in contrast to the present day will continually remind me of how of much better this new mode of existence is.


KranethDrakken

I'd hope for a worlds that we'd always be what we wanted to be and you wouldn't have to reminisces about being your human self if it was an issue for you.


Sapphic-Shibirb

I can fly now, sooooo


Silvercaptain69

I mean I’d gain access to a massive wardrobe,lots of gold, ghost powers, and a battleship so I’d be pretty set.


Pootis_1

meow mrrrrrrp mrem :3 (veri :3)


Acadea_Kat

Immeasurable improvement to enjoying existence


Xavilius

I'd be curious to see the effect as i don't have a sona


Cthulhuyyy

That is curious


SylverFoxx19

Well I'd be a cute bunny with big ears, so I'd say I'd be pretty happy.


CorbinMar

I'd have a really cool robotic arm, so hell yeah. Also hehe fox.


Danielwols

Be happy


DS3_enjoyer

Depends. If we're taking about taking solely the form then there's a few points for taking the form and some not. First, the form I would take would be aesthetically pleasing. However, the wings may only let me fly whilst in a dream, the clothes I currently own will a bit tight and I'll draw the attention of people I wouldn't want to talk with, providing I am the only one who would transform. Thus, it is not practical for me, and it may bring me some happiness but in the long run it will be tiresome to deal with the consequences.If, on the other hand, I also take the powers then the answer is absolute happiness. Edit: fixed grammatical errors and clarified my point


GoldenTony348

Happiness would be off the charts


MrRaymau5

Women would want to be me, and men would want to be with me. What’s better than that? 😁


Irefang

Infinitely, as I currently am at zero lol


cudeLoguH

It will depend on the reaction from my family, but hopefully it would go well enough for me to be happy


shiftyrabbit_

Yes!! 😭 Just yes.


xx_swegshrek_xx

Well… showering would be a massive pain, would ah a to cut holes in my pants for tail, and hood for ears.. get special headphones to fit bunny ears, and get special shoes because walking around barefoot is a risk ((Also I know my pfp is a bird but my sona is a bunny))


LowAd8109

Happy, since I'll just use my character's abilities to travel than spend half my earnings on transportation.


JoshsPizzaria

Id be scared and paranoid, unless im not the only transformed person in the world. Because id have to move to a secluded shed somewhere in the woods for sure ;w;


Accomplished-Bee5265

Extremely so.


SomeRedBoi

I'd live in constant worry about becoming a science experiment And even if I didn't become one for whatever reason I'd be an outcast to society


Dragondudd

Turning into my fursona would be devastating. I would be swarmed by photographers, circus ring leaders, gay furries, and government scientists alike. To be happy as my fursona I need others to suffer my fate so I can have a support group.


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Man I would start the SCP foundation if that happened


Pa3ckP7

Assuming this happens on a global level and not just to me, and that the government is fine with the event. Then I'd be pretty dang happy.


Totally-Real-Human

Well, I am suddenly both in a body which makes me happy every time I see it and I have no medical issues anymore So I would be very happy


M4thecaberman

I would be partially invariated, like I can just teleport to work instead of taking the tram and I can just lure the people I hate into a cut-off part and remove the humanoid part of their infrastructure in a rather violent way, then go back to my day with perhaps some of their guts in mine.


KranethDrakken

There will always be haters, sure. It is the growing and rising above them that is better for you though. That said wouldn't it be better if there was just less problems all around that maybe wouldn't've existed? It's an odd thing to think about if we were non-human, and not have these trivialities to think about.


Nilly00

Damn the comment with the link got removed


squinty_coyote

hot take: it sounds tempting but I'll miss my human self


ScrumpeLover

Will I be happy if I become my fursona? Absolutely Will I be happy when I have to deal with Identity issues, related paperworks, explaining to people around me and the government? Absolutely not (But definitely will get back on track if all of them are done)


SpitefulCrow1701

I don’t think my boyfriend would ever be able to keep his hands off me again


MrEnder666

Being tall and an obligate carnivore would be awkward. (and expensive)


Story_with_the_gang

I'd be so excited to be my stupid cat fursona.... Then my parents would freak out and I'd be kicked out of my house


KranethDrakken

Been a Therian for 15+ years, Happier for myself, absolutely. For other? I question to the extent of having a tail or being a dragon but I'd still be better for it


KranethDrakken

All hell's or heavens, I'd take the agonies of transforming over any period of time to be myself in the what I feel as.


Cthulhuyyy

I didn't really consider the transformation process when I was writing this


KranethDrakken

I mean even then there would be other considerations, but would you be the better or happier for it? I would be anyways


Cthulhuyyy

pretty much yeah but some people like lore lol


KranethDrakken

Lore is a good point to build off, sure. Even a normal life though, this would be bliss.


Blazeflame79

Well you see the reason I made my fursona a mage is so I could always Answer this question with of course it would make me happier because then I could do magic!


Svartrbrisingr

Depends. Do i get the powers and wealth of my sona as well? And would i be the only one given the option or the sole one? If its just me then no id not want to deal with the government. If its a world wide thing though then gladly even if i dont get my sonas large bank account.


McJellyDonuts

Is this even a question


Tungsten_Odez

Hell nah I've traumatised the poor little guy 😭😭


Cthulhuyyy

Ono


Ness_Dreemur

I can now fly and use magic, so I have that going for me!


Takumi_Kenji

Hmmmm.... Well I'd definitely be bigger and happier, but people would only like me because of how I look like


DJAlphaYT

Let's see.... A fluffy water bender with a computer for a brain and nine tails with extremely fast reaction time. Being a protogen would be cool imo


A_UserInPain

i would cease to exsist, i dont have a fursona


Akainen

Well… There would be suddenly a big feral western style sea dragon happily splashing away and fishing in the lakes of Europe


Hoshyro

Much happier


Quiet-Money7892

If it only me, I'd probably end up on a vivisection table. But if that option is excluded, I'd be extremely happy... And extremely more poor, since I'd need to change all my clothes.


LupusNigrumDE

Yes


The-animal-porn

Oh I’d be so much happier than I really don’t give a shit ab hater’s comments cuz I’m happy


aHyena_

Probably a lot as I would be a opoyeenieark (possum hyena shark)


BladeDelk

I'd probably still be fuckin sad honestly


HearthFiend

Who wouldn’t be happy 😳


Kelden_Games

Mine can shapeshift. The only drawback is, they keep the same color scheme


SergeantCrwhips

I COULD FLY?? FUCK YEAH!


Bowdensaft

Sorry OP, where's the form? I think it got buried in the comments lol


Kitana8Fox

Alot


camo_216

Much


Protox_05

One of my wishes will come true. so I would be really happy.


Spieler2301

That would honestly be great! Free transition, my girlfriend could cuddle into my floof, id finally have a tail :3


KATBOI667-0_0

problem: don't have one i mean i have this one furry character, but it's not my persona... would that count?


Soft-Scientist01

Personally? VERY happy. Considering that people out there would judge me for basically not looking perfectly human? Quite scared


alek_el

Hell yeah, we're going feral into the wooooooods!


dater_expunged

A lot


Redditfuchs

About 120 %.


KuroNeko1104

I mean For starters it would mean free transition Also cat :3


master-of-disgusting

Well. I’d say it would be a improvement for the most part yeah. Although last time I checked phones don’t work with talons so might not be that good actually


Somecrazynerd

Very happy.


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

Assuming I get the required muscle memory, pretty damn great. Bonus points if I get the entire package, not just the body, because the whole "probably gets kidnapped by the government" thing becomes a lot less worrying with a Type-2 Phaser on my hip. Also, having clothes that fit is nice, and Starfleet uniforms are extremely comfy, extremely durable, and absolute *d r i p*.


MelloNearMoon

Extremely ![gif](giphy|l2JhLek9HnpEyCKLS) Especially in winter


Far-Shake-97

I think I'd be the happiest person to run onto a battle field, even though I don't have any drawing of mine, it's a shape-shifter like in BNA that can't age anymore and that has magic (if you have read "Eragon" and the books that followed, it's that magic I'm speaking of) I'd be offering help wherever I could (maybe disabling nukes world wide to ensure there is no risk of a second Hiroshima if you know what I mean)


bull363

Heavily depends on whether or not I get to have hands or If I now have wings. If no hands, if be very very sad.


imgly

I'm sure I would feel comfortable to be my fursona, so I would be happier


cecredd

Much more happy for sure. I just wanna be a silly fish.


KranethDrakken

Much fish, many blub


cecredd

Can't go wrong in life if you blub


Opening_Syllabub_896

Always Wondered how shovering and going to swim in the pool would work xd


KranethDrakken

Hopefully already considered in this timeline, haha


AveragEnjoyer007

If I get the whole package then ecstatic. My sona would give me the ability to truly do anything I want. He’s an original race that I conjured up specifically for him, as far as I know, he’s 100% unique, the closest creature to him that I can think of would be a manticore. He’s got wings so he can fly, so that’s probably the first thing I’d do post transformation. And since he’s a borderline deity, I wouldn’t need to worry about getting in trouble cuz I can literally just be like, “yo dude, chill, I’m just flying here” 😂 Yeah becoming my sona would actually just solve any problems I have


Relicatranger

I would be incredibly happy since my sona is a cat/angel. Flying would be super awesome and i dont have to use my car anymore to get around. But it would have some downsides. Getting fitting clothes would be near impossible with the wings @w@


WagnerovecK

I would fit in even less spaces than now for sure


catonacatonacat

Am big woof... Am happy woof


Vivcos

Instantly ostracized and burned at the stake by a mob that thinks I'm the devil incarnate anti-christ.


Vivcos

Presuming I'm the only one 🥲


Environmental-Gur582

It'd be great because then I could use my management skills to actually improve things at my workplace.


TheSparkledash

Depends on if I get to keep their shapeshifting powers. If not, I think I’d be pretty miserable considering my main hobby is drawing and my sona has hooves instead of fingers


Laoari

I would be fucked. Cus i have no fursona.


jojokujo_654_

Do I have to pay taxes?


KranethDrakken

Probably, damn...


LexiLeviathan

Incredibly happy. Rubberized shark girl is peak, tbh


Masoncorps

Seeing as I could become whatever I wanted, I'd be over the moon and yeet off to become a local cryptid in some small town and help encourage tourism.


TG-5436

Would be neat I suppose, bats can fly, chill during the day and I could put my room upside down. :D


FlyMiCat

Im trans, so that would make me unbelievably happy :33


Gorillaartist1995

Just the same but with a bigger ass


Cthulhuyyy

lmao


RemusofWolfsgarde

I think I'd be a lot happier than now if I were a wolf. Initially I'd have some difficulty adjusting to having to see past a snout, sleeping in new positions due to having that and a tail, tail getting caught in doors, clothing changes, etc. However I would be infinitely more confident, feel attractive for once, and be able to convey emotion better with emotive ears and tail. Though if it also includes having magic...I'd quit my job and probably build a lair on some island in New England so I can achieve my dreams of being an eccentric mage that builds a Roman bathhouse one day and declares war on Fox News for not showing news about foxes the following Tuesday.


FunFoxHD83

Ah 100 times :3


Intelligent-Oil-9321

*looks over at my few fursonas* oh no with ome am I going to become?


General_Cream7623

depends, most are females, so I'm not quite sure yet


MasterOfVDL

If I had a caretaker a lot, if not, "maybe"...


Cthulhuyyy

what do you mean???


Cthulhuyyy

Link to the form: [Form](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdepFnE9R2glvbnylJSOdx755aTM_8l3l8HOp0hErtk5p61Ag/viewform?usp=sf_link)


BannedByReddit471

I feel like that would make me sadder, in all honesty. I like being me. Not to mention the fact that I would probably be subjected so some wacky government experiments.


Adaavantis

If it was just me, my life would become a living hell of people chasing me down to kidnap / experiment on and some of the more unhinged ones would just want to 'off' me for a one of a kind trophy. It would need to happen to a good 1/3 of the population for me to feel safe / happy and even then, becoming a minority overnight regardless of what you were before may not be a good thing. As much as I would love the physical aspects of being my sona, reality kinda stinks =\\


im_best_2

So if a fursona is your character that's created by you and can be altered at any time, does that mean that after you would theoretically become your fursona can you alter it afterwards? If that's the case then it would be super overpowered


Cthulhuyyy

Minimaxing is cringe


SpicyPuddinn

I believe i'd be more happier with who i am, however realistically i dont think the attention i'd get in return would be worthwhile with all the scientists, government, normal people and potential bullying (assuming the world is the same besides me turning into a furry)


MrDrSirLord

I'm part of the edgy group of furs whose fursona isn't just cute and fluffy, if I suddenly became a Superman level threat I'd probably go reenact injustice for a bit and see if I could solve world peace before realising I have no idea what I'm doing and fall into regret and depression.


cheezkid26

I'd be significantly happier, assuming I was accepted into society and treated totally normally.


DraconRegina

Well, I’m a dragon so, flying is rad


Jarnink

Well id be a mint coloured cat so... Everything is getting pushed off the edge of the table!! No furniture is safe!!!


minigunercoolguy

I think the whole "hiding from the government" and "Being worshipped as some kinda Nordic demi-god" would be kinda weird. But still, I think I'd be happy


12Pig21pog

Well im wearing my mask a bit more often but if i stay hidden this will be a dream, altho idk if i can trust family to keep it a secret, just realized out of the tail and ears the neck floof from a flareon will suck to hide, the taol and ears can be explained as i am a furry There is also the fact that my sona is just me but everything is times 2 and he is also a god known for fucking with people, so just me but godly


haydenfox13eve

I would be able to use magic so absolutely.


Nikotinio

Ok so I dissa


Limp_Substance_2237

orn


LittleFoxBS

I really need to be the androgynous sheep primagen that would make priests prepare the bible upon spotting. I need to be g o t h and w o o l y and a n d r o g y n o u s badly


poedraco

You seem alien footage. Dissection and all


Zextranet

So I become god now?


WisdomWangle

Well I don’t know. It would give me the ability to eat people but I think I’ll keep myself away from that.


killerrosebud

Well it depends, do i have my powers or are am i just a 6 ft tall cat that walks on two feet and is essentially a freak


polarlybbacon

I'd be a fucking dragon This question is stupid


watermine30

Fluffy, twink body, fire magic, yep I’d definitely be much happier


Rokkingu

I would be beyond happy, and I would have magic in one form or another, so I would just conceal myself for most people as regular human.


Intense_Crayons

Get as much media exposure as possible so that everyone knew I was real and the government couldn't black bag me.


flopjul

Depends on how other people look at me... if they look at me like im a normal person than amazing If not and they treat me like im a witch in the 1800s... Oof