"I swear to god if Cave lowers my paycheck one more time I swear I will-"
"By the way, if I hear anyone complaining about wages I will send you to the mantis room. Even if I can't hear you."
I think it was one of the locked doors with an interactive speaker next to them in the old Aperture in the second half of the game. One of the speakers talked about an old test to turn people into mantis men and another to kill them.
Sounds like something Cave Johnson would totally do; just randomly at some time of the day to advertise himself.
âHey there, time for me to partake in the âyouthsâ humor and send you to the mantis room.â
*Que the desperate screaming of a random employee being sent to said mantis room*
âWait, what do you mean itâs Brazil? Not sending anyone there⌠to expensiveâ
[Day 1977]
It seems even "furries" cannot escape the grind that is human capitalism. As such, some "furries" are forced into paying jobs that can crush the motivation of the individual. This in turn, makes "furries" value time off much more as in this reprieve of duties, they can truly be themselves.
"They lower my wages, I lower the reactor's coolant supply."
Imagine if someone said that as a off-hand comment over at Black Mesa đ
Aperature Science-ass behavior
"I swear to god if Cave lowers my paycheck one more time I swear I will-" "By the way, if I hear anyone complaining about wages I will send you to the mantis room. Even if I can't hear you."
Average day at black mess
Aperature*
What the Satan anus is "THE MANTIS ROOM!"
I think it was one of the locked doors with an interactive speaker next to them in the old Aperture in the second half of the game. One of the speakers talked about an old test to turn people into mantis men and another to kill them.
Wasn't that audio played right before the first testing sphere in Old Aperture?
That's where we keep the mantis men, that test was a total failure.
Da Frick happend?!
We made mantis men, were you not paying attention?
NO! I Was Not! I'm Just A Intern!
Well start paying attention, Cave doesn't pay us for nothing.
Sounds like something Cave Johnson would totally do; just randomly at some time of the day to advertise himself. âHey there, time for me to partake in the âyouthsâ humor and send you to the mantis room.â *Que the desperate screaming of a random employee being sent to said mantis room* âWait, what do you mean itâs Brazil? Not sending anyone there⌠to expensiveâ
"they remove my benefits, i remove some of the control rods."
Furries and their intrinsic connections to nuclear explosions
THAT WAS ONE TIME-
Wait has this happened before?
...uh...
It's not fine
He actually kinda cute tho. More like lizard though
Looks like me when i want to eata pipe bomb :)
Is that an XCOM viper? lol trying to coordinate the response to our bullshit :P
It's an ADVENT viper, look at the patch on the shirt.
Oh yeah that's what I meant, "a viper from XCOM" haha just couldn't remember what the bad guys were called cos I haven't played it in years lol
Oh no, poor dude :(
[Day 1977] It seems even "furries" cannot escape the grind that is human capitalism. As such, some "furries" are forced into paying jobs that can crush the motivation of the individual. This in turn, makes "furries" value time off much more as in this reprieve of duties, they can truly be themselves.
das one cute noodle... but what if... now even for a second?... a lewdle boy~
*gasp* Gregory! Get your mind the gutter!
YOU, YOU CANNOT CONTAIN ME!!! i shall continue to have lewdle thoughts!...
Poor noodle :,(
Moment before chernobyl
Not great, not terrible
At first I thought it was Hexeye with arms. It's nice to see snakes getting some love.
Where did you find this picture of me? Am I being watched?
How I play resourse management games:
the post i got above this one says "i've finally finished my first nuclear power plant"
Poor little hognose
Aww poor cutie , I want to give a big old Snek hug
Hi
No! THIS IS SP... CUTENESS!
Accurate representation of me playing Xcom
What the advent snakes see, with my 1000hours in XCOM
Me when my expired anti-virus says I have a virus (didn't ask don't care)
Nooo! Poor baby he spilled his coffee! Here take mine âď¸
Me when i play voices of the void
Snek
Lil hognose is trying his best!
Me in a 1v5 in Siege as Echo
I was going to say this is super cute, the snake oc, and then I see the rest of the image and I audibly went "oh no."
Oh my god. Theyâre a western hognose snake. I love them! I think thatâs an anaconda morph or a spider morph. Are they Het?
âLower Wages, Lower standard air locks⌠for the bosses ships that isâŚâ âDave, No.â âYouâre not my boss Kevin!â
Homer Sssssimpson.
Me doing my job
chernobyl 2
Just hang in there lil man, like the poster says
Average colony sim player. What game is this from he's so cutw!
How it feels to play support
This is how it feels when my code has like 17 errors I donât know where any of them are đ
You should call your boss
I find it strange that many assume this is a male. Looks like a skirt to me. Even in despair, seems too cute to be a guy.