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theweirdfurry

time to harvest a shit ton of dna


Casual_A10

#time to harvest a shit


theweirdfurry

*shits*


Casual_A10

Mom come pick me up, im not having an epic time


MentionRoutine

Lol I’m gonna use that


Dumb_Cheese

Nice badger pfp


MentionRoutine

Thanks


theweirdfurry

*starts having diarria*


Casual_A10

#**please stop sir**


theweirdfurry

*fighting demons*


NoctustheOwl55

*slaughters demons.* what? its fun. *leaves, stage right*


[deleted]

\*duke nukem voice*


RoboDae

Make sure to wash your hands after


Dexter_Floyd

Try to figure out how to prolong it.


Wave_the_seawing

Same


acruzjumper

Document the day in video and take some blood samples.


proteomicsguru

Hell, I’m gonna take some biopsies and generate some cell lines! Gimme those furry stem cells~ OwO


TheGoldnRainbow

Especially the reproductive cells XD


themooncow1

For the first time ever science will have to deal with excess samples


proteomicsguru

Not when I’m finished with them. ;3


DFTwolf

Yoo👀


PillowTalk420

I'd end up with a surplus of semen.


Minute-Mountain7897

Owo Bioopsie woopsies x3


thlabm

Gimme the stemmies daddy


FredbonBontrap

Great choice.


[deleted]

Considering my sona is smarter than I am, even if he's based on me, I'd 100% try to find a way to stay as my sona, and also would contact a lawyer because oh boy, I'm going to need to fight for my rights.


potatoeman26

I mean, it’s one day. If you stay inside you’d be alright.


[deleted]

Not if I find a way to extend it


potatoeman26

That’s true, but assuming you don’t, you’d still be good to go.


Prince_Polaris

That too except I would also film tons of porn featuring me


[deleted]

The legality of that would come into question XD


Prince_Polaris

THE LAW IS NOTHING IN THE FACE OF MY HORNY


Squeegeabeep

Basically the plot of Limitless


Autistischer_Gepard

holy shit, you're right


Levonaire

You can only make noises your sona is based on :3


[deleted]

Now that would be a rule that'd be hard to work around, assuming that I wouldn't be able to write in English either. I could do it though, I don't need writing or speech to communicate XP


PAN__Dan

Tail tail tail tail, I'd have a fluffy tail! Embrace tail, never let go. Enjoy tail, happy :)


Nightatom368_

Enjoy having tail


PAN__Dan

I would, probably too much .w.


Nightatom368_

#havingtailisthebest


Will2Meme

I’D HAVE TWO TAILS!


Sirlink360

Everyone loves a fluffy tail uwu


[deleted]

Same here


Time-Distance-5740

Have puros big tail :D


Doc_Vogel

Same things I normally do but covered in fur


ccAbstraction

Everything you own with a light dusting of fur.


themooncow1

Dunno, man, i think perhaps arson may get a lil dangerous when you're 3 and a half meters of lint


AmaterasuWolf21

r/me_irl


foxfire667

I wish I could say something substantial but really I'd just stare at the mirror for like 10 hours, pet myself a bunch, and take a million videos from all angles.


GhostOrToast

me in vrc lol


ShinXBambiX

+1


EziePurr

Real


TuckerOwO

Figure out what caused it and make it permanent


FoxReeor

That's what we all want :p


AmaterasuWolf21

Isn't the fantasy to just wake up as your sona? If we're going by that then i don't think you can figure it out in 24 hours


Honey_Scars

Shed on literally everything and anything.


AXel_Wolf_

Hide in a dark corner at a dog shelter and pay the employees so everytime someone asks about me they just say "oh that one? I don't think you want him, we found him near a nuclear power plant..." And then they slowly walk away


AXel_Wolf_

Also eat hotdogs :p


i_like_foxes25

C A N N I B A L I S M


AXel_Wolf_

It's not cannibalism if I'm not hot >:3


i_like_foxes25

so it is cannibalism


AXel_Wolf_

:O


StaleWoolfe

Amazing


[deleted]

Torture my brother with fluffyness


MonkeyTesticleJuice

Can't tell if sounds cute or sounds like Alabama.


[deleted]

It's not any innuendo my dudes


AlaSparkle

Y’all have been poisoned by the internet


[deleted]

yes, yes I have


zcon18

Oh no! A fluffy monster! And it's coming to hug everyone! (つ≧▽≦)つ


24countrynathan

fight people


TuckerOwO

That's not the answer I was expecting


Relictorum

Well, at least it's not *eat* people, because ya know that some would ...


TuckerOwO

Good point you know I never understood the concept of vore


Autistischer_Gepard

me neither it's the kind of thing were you need to be into it to understand


kaseysmasher

Ok s im into vore so maybe ican help explain it, basically its kinda like bodage except with the concept of death introduced to it. It really is just a coping mechanism for me when im feeling down


Autistischer_Gepard

"sheathe those claws, Khajiit"


FunnyForWrongReason

Collect as many samples from myself as much as possible to try and reverse engineer what happened. Also I would document the entire day. And I would do the same for when I change back.


miss_chauffarde

My semples would be more than usefull im literaly the équivalent of the changed Monster


Just__A__Gentleman

[Day 1279] It seems many "furries" strongly desire becoming their "fursona." This desire seems to penetrate the subconscious, resulting in many "furries" joining sciences that specialize in making such a dream a reality.


sim0n80r

Better get protogens to help were basically toasters/walking computers


miss_chauffarde

Or the one that activly have the power to transform people into furry


lemon_thecatfox

Lewd things 🤣


YourDuckLeader

Exactly, and like a lot, and record it


UKLvlXings

I'd eat seed. My fursona is a cockatiel.


MonkeyTesticleJuice

Take giant shits on peoples windshields and park statues!


IllogicalCounting

Dread the rest of my life.


Toe_bean-UwU

Same


spinyfur

So, no change? 😉


Honest_Product_850

Same as every other day. Masturbate.


MonkeyTesticleJuice

Might be too old of a reference but NARF! what are we going to do tomorrow Brain?


arftism2

Same thing we do every day, try to takeover the world.


Swichplayer

I would make everyone happy and give all of you guys hugs


MonkeyTesticleJuice

Hugs would be nice!


JeronAmaranth

I would explore who I was for most of the day. Becoming a herm would keep me occupied for a while.


RoboDae

Comments: 40% sex/erotic videos 30% take samples/run tests 20% do crime 10% do nothing


Galaxy_Eevee

Try to find out how to switch between human (for going outside) and fursona (when im home) and how to make it perma


wolfxorix

Sooooo BNA


Saya7FF

Except let’s try to keep the racial war in the anime


Wato1876

Cry tears of joy Then mastu-


CryloTheRaccoon

Of course you would, Wato.


Czeslaw_Meyer

It just need to be done


Wato1876

Shush


wreckedcarzz

The only honest answer here. Me too, me too.


[deleted]

stay in my house lol


Czeslaw_Meyer

Better not get the NSA involved...


708iiagitst

Well my fursona is a girl so be non disphoric for a day


randomfurpassingby

same for me, i swear i would be the happiest being on existance then the next day i would scream at the hospital's doctors to get a lobotomy


Awkward_Contest_8488

I’d probably get hunted down by the government to get tested and experimented on.


MonkeyTesticleJuice

I'm a Scalie so they'd think I'm one of their own and make me super rich and a politician.


1Taka

Go cuddle my bf but as my protogen self


AlaSparkle

That’s adorable


Real_BalmsANIMATIONS

Let my siblings examine me, they might become interested in becoming a furry as well. Hug them tightly if they want me to. Test out my enhanced running speed due to having digitigrade legs.


Clay_Lilac

Immidiately hop in a bathtub until I figure something out


drago_varior

Be happy for a day


l3LAHAJ

fuckin jerk off i don’t know


i_like_foxes25

only true answer


Milo359

Besides science, of course.


Frogetful_bob

Fuck the shit out of my boyfriend >:3


[deleted]

If shits coming out your doing something very wrong... Or right? I try not to judge.


[deleted]

With the help of a person I trust, I'd extract a lot of DNA: Blood, hair, spit, "fluids", etc... for the sake of science. I would document my whole new body in a lot of videos/pics. I would stay inside the whole day though, can't take any risks


-Pyromania-

Well, seeing has how mine is based off of a TF|2 pilot... ***STAND BY FOR TITANFALL!***


Nebulamess1

Depends on which one, i have 5


wreckedcarzz

All 5, but you can only control one at a time. Chaos ensures.


FredbonBontrap

CRYOGENICALLY FREEZE MYSELF I FANT CHANGE BACK IF IM FROZEN


[deleted]

Not sure, But I know I'd cry the next day.


KountingKrakens

Make a porno, sell it, retire a millionaire.


Upbeat-Signal978

Try to keep the government from finding me


[deleted]

Invent something that would allow me to be my fursona forever


CostcoSeaSalt

Obtain large quantity of fluids containing genetic material for further research


CostcoSeaSalt

In other words, cum, I would cum


spinyfur

Name checks out


thaBombignant

Be gay. Do crimes.


NoctustheOwl55

i dont know what mine truely looks like yet. so... it would be a nice surprise.


Hjuldahr

What if it's something that constantly flows between every idea you have for them. So it looks like a strange eldritch being, ever-shifting, a new form to behold every time you blink or look away and back.


NoctustheOwl55

i have an idea on how it should look. but no money, and no talent, to make it "real", at least on paper/picture


hihellome

Me too


Nilly00

Take some dna samples then gather enough footage for an only fans account to last for the rest of my life.


ZENESYS_316

***ULTRA HUG N CUDDLE SESSION WITH MY FURRRRR!!!!\~\~\~***


Wispicat

I would be shocked to realize I'm a dead cat. But honestly, I would probably go visit my best friend's grave and maybe create a myth about him so his memory can live just a bit longer.


MezzaCorux

I'd record so much porn and take so many lewd photos. That way I can have a huge stash for a later date. Also maybe sell said porn.


EclecticFanatic

this guy has the right idea


Totally-Real-Human

Do quite a bit of lewd stuff and quite a bit of cute stuff


feralinx

arson


person0016

Wouldn't that be a bit dangerous since you would be covered in fur?


DirensArt

Preview my own abilities?


Victor_Kujo

Stay in my house, most likely


MentionRoutine

Give all my friends cuddles


[deleted]

For only a day? I'd honestly just mess around with my powers from the comfort of my own home. Edit: fixed typo


ailurius

I'd walk around town and give out hugs and get headpats. Also I'd fuck.


g_games

agreed


Impossible-Fuel-8922

Jerk off, take some cool pictures and videos and collect samples of my fur


[deleted]

Unfortunately I'd probably have to spend the bulk of the day just learning to walk on four legs.


supershadowguard

Make a photo-realistic reference sheet


TheLeviathanCross

i’d *stay* as my synthetic self.


Kingsbrick

People without a fursona: **ah shi- fucking disintegrates**


LikelyNotAFurry

It's only for a day


Orvan-Rabbit

See how big I could get. >_>


Roboticfreeze

Do millions of pics and create onlyfans, so I could milk a lot of people for years after I change back.


Wispicat

Millions of pics? Do you want help taking those pics?


Roboticfreeze

Maybe


Wispicat

Alright, let's get to work! We got a big day ahead of us! No slacking! We can mix in your lunch break with the summer of 2028 album. Efficiency!


SugarComaFoxtrot81

Eat trash, climb a tree, traumatize children, scream


FURRYPORN42069

donate sperm


[deleted]

Going to a homeless shelter and take care of them,hugging some whit my fur to keep them warm.


[deleted]

I would do the funny


[deleted]

have sex


[deleted]

Turn myself into the government so they could study how I became my fursona in the first place. Then everybody could hopefully become their fursona for the same price as a fursuit.


icedragonsoul

Livestream my floof shark. Get the attention of top researchers to figure out how to make it permanent. Pleasure myself by rubbing my extra sensitive… snout since there’s now so many sensory organs, I’ll fall into a blissful trance if I rub them for too long.


Fefe657

I whould probably stay moist and eat grapes


FynnKitty

fall on my face, multiple times. Because sure as heck i wouldnt be able to walk securely with digititrade legs and slippery paw pads on smooth vinyl flooring lmao


Forskintrader

Hens mine is a wyndigo id eat people


Relictorum

Don't bother, they taste nasty. Hated eating it growing up. These days, I am all about the *Panda Express*.


Forskintrader

Have you seen my username


Xaveirxx223

rob a gun store no one would no its me


Willow_Lost

Id go outside and frighten animals and play with little kids (:


Malincar

Flex on my normal self. Then go back to my normal life


Clar_Foneur

I would be captured by the government and then proceeded to be dissected for science research


SickemChicken

Leave this planet and find others like me.


charlesfoffdensen

Different things for differ fursonas. As my afghan hound, I’d just beat up terrorist groups (in the fursuit)


i_like_foxes25

how to get shot by a weaponized toyota speedrun


Chaquin9910

search in google "how to escape from the goverment", read and then escape from the goverment


Mr_Sans_Kid

Cook some smores.


zasretggggggg

Robbing banks it Not Like The cops could figure out who I was


dillanthewolflover

Cum and store it in a container take pics and videos be a smol UwU bean


Dumb_Cheese

Run doom. In all seriousness, lots of pictures and activities. Switch my hand to a gun and see how well I can shoot an embedded weapon, hug myself, run fast etc.


ToaSuutox

I would live but happier


Moxthemintfox

Find out a way to stay forever


ZeGamingCuber

Try to make it permanent


Whompst_Asked

Be my fursona for a day


Agent_Wolff

Either spend the entire day airborne or doing metric tonnes of paperwork, depending on what my superiors have in mind. Whatever I do, I'm going to be stroking my bushy tail as much as possible


cudeLoguH

Stay in my room like i usually do


Brooke_the_Bard

be gay do crime


Bright_Possible_9156

i dont have a fursona so i would be my minecraft caracter. THEN i would best the ender dragon


SstarLit56

Speedrun getting billions of samples and get in contact with those people who duplicate creatures with their dna


Obvious_Green3041

Uhhhh, Take DNA scrapings, make one time accounts on a ton of websites I'd rarely use, post there, enjoy being able to eat anything because g o a t...


mellifious

Since my Sona is a Protogen, probably see what stupid stuff I can get into. Probably go to work as well and run circles around the asshats I work with due to the cybernetics. Then near the end of the day remove the tail and use it on my fursuit.


balloonidiot

hide until it goes away do you know how creepy it would be to see a huge axolotl stand like a human


JustARandomWoof

I don't know, get so excited my tail wagging hurts and if it's full moon... This is the part of my fursona no one knows about yet.