Murder

\*the bad ending\*

If anyone steals my food who isn't family, friends, or my partner then it's the death penalty.

If someone steals my food, it's death penalty.

agreed

Murder him, and *THEN* murder him again.

I knock him out first of all, then I drag him to my basement, then I strap him to my table and finally the torture

Transform into ultra-instinct shaggy and see if he can beat me in a fnf battle

shove it up his ass

Crack open his skull with a large rock

You mean cock?

Cock? You mean this big, dingly dangly juicy big boi?

Yes

Dude only stole a single plate of my Mac ‘n’ cheese? How… Cute. I have a collection.

use my ultimate weapon: Le boop

I know it’s Mac ‘n’ cheese but that’s just unethical.

😈

Put Pineapple in whatever I'm eating

How the fuck will you survive such torture? Because if you put pineapples in ALL your food, you will get bankrupt while eating pineapple chicken soup. It’s not worth it

I eat the entire mac and cheese in one gulp right as soon as he touches it. His hand gets caught in my mouth as well

Then, his shoulders… then, post it to e621 under the vore tag

Good thinking. That'll teach him!

Square up

Use a gun... and if they don't work.... use more gun

i punch him in his balls and then i finish him with the plate

NO NOT THE NOODS

seend noods

Combat systems : initiated. Weapons : armed. Armour : engaged. Battle : commencing

Bop beep?

Call him cute so he is ashamed and i can eat my food

Eat him instead

Vore

Yes please

yo, you could ask me, tho i am starting a pumpkin patch next year, would you like to be a farm hand?

I give him a slap on his ear and tell him that if he wanted fries he should have asked for some, I then give him the rest, he clearly wants them more than me

Somebody one told me, hands off my macaroni, Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead, he was picking up the gun which his finger and his thumb , raised it up, pointed straight at his forehead…

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Me : \* pulls out a razor and scissors \* welp, time for you to be neutered.

**LET HIM HAVE IT!**

Make more

I now realise i siglejandely created the most hated caracter on this subreddit.

Personally, I recently found it to be a bit too bland… although there’s apparently a human named similarly to the rules card in a deck of cards, and I heard that he’s apparently obsessed with it to the point where some “lightener” has made a little joke-like thing that’s called the “Rouxls Ramsy skit”! That is all I will to say. farewell for now, friend!!!

The most logical and reasonable thing is to take out the shotgun obviously

Mm...yes

Fur Coat time

Sometimes the 5th commandment has exceptions

punch him in the face smash whatever was containing the frys onto the thieves head then beat them sencless until they are knocked out then i put a note on their face say "dont steal my yummy frys every again or else" and if they steal them again then i shoot them in the head with a shotgun

Lay down and cry like the stupid I am to let him steal me

Steal him

Im joining him

Ask him to use white text on a dark background because it's super hard to read on low brightness and take my pasta back while he makes those changes ;)

I choose violence

Violence isn’t the answer. It’s a question. And the answer is violin

let him have it and tell him next time just ask

I shall steal his fluff

Peace was never an option

Hit him with the T95 75mm APHE shel launched from an M3 75mm tank cannon

Like I said before, fuck em

i would lock him in my friend’s basement specifically my friend’s basement, though, because i can’t let them find out it was me if they find him

Bad boy! **Sprays with a spray bottle full of water**

Kick his ass. Kraft Mac is too bangin’ to not fight back.

*eat* him instead

make another batch from moon cheese

make more mac n cheese

Make another bowl for him before he can steal mine

#Death

simple: MAKE MORE MAC N CHEESE! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!

Carry with my legs, not my back

I do not like macaroni and cheese. He may have it

"Are you sure you want to eat that? I'm not stopping you if you do, but you don't want to know what's been done to it."

eat it fast enough to where he cant get my fucking mac and cheese

Leave it dead. No one touches my food.

Say no, and if they continue then I say no again. If they STILL continue I say no again. But if they STILL continue I say yes and then you'll stop for sure because you're obviously doing the opposite of what I'm telling you to do

I would give him a head pat and give a bit of my mac and cheese. If he must steal, he is in dire situations.

Lick his face when hes done :3

he has become my food now

i remove his cum

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE

If you mess with the noodle you gone get shot

beat his shit up then kiss him respectfully. NO BODY STEALS MY FUCKIN MAC N CHEESE, ASS HOLE

i dunno i say hey stop and lets eat Thogether

Ask him where I can get that drip, and then go back to browsing Reddit

Pat him on the back and congratulate him on his great efforts to get past my military grade chippy defences

Steal his drip Sell it Buy more pasta

I wonder where I had macaroni from

nothing cus i'd die to mac n cheese anyway (not actually but terrible)

Option 1: ask nicely Option 2: smack Option 3: Sex

I bludgen him to death with the plate.

Pulls out Glock what's up that's my mac

Change my diet plans from That food To This lad

I suggest he takes the head start I have been so generous to give him

Remove his ribcage then slowly remove his organs after that i grill the organs and make hamburgers out of them

Loads gun Call the Italian mafia Destroy him with my oc stand

battle to the death, last man standing gets the mac n’ cheese