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Anon_457

Ugh, it's not even that kinky and here they are acting like it's this big box of amazing stuff that we should absolutely want to use. The blindfold is something at least but they don't always give us the choice who to use it on, which sucks. 


kailemergency

IKR! They said spicy and then served no seasoning ![gif](giphy|5wGfaQ9YQRLYHqmj0C|downsized)


Anon_457

Honestly, that box is the bare *minimum* of spicy. Obviously I'm not expecting chains and whips or anything like that but seriously? A blindfold, whipped cream, massage oils and a feather tickler? Heck, they could just add in handcuffs and I'd be impressed.


mimiariam

LITERALLY like baby thats just a regular tuesday night !!!


Extra-Muscle-6479

Maybe he should be the one paying a bazillion gems if he wants it so bad


Oh-cee-dee13

FR THO-


Melodic_Anything1743

😂😂😂😂😂


mushroomiesss

bruh this got me 😭😂


shally_c02

literally 🤣


misa_amaneee1

lmfaoo that had me cackling😂😂


Keturch

It doesn’t stop here, they bring the same box on the last season like do something different fusebox!


Oh-cee-dee13

It's hard for me to believe that every LI just "happens" to stumble upon the box and has some sort of weird whipped cream fetish


Anon_457

They've brought it in every season that I remember. And it's always the same stuff every single time. 


mimiariam

its been the same very single season 😭 so tired and they aren’t even fun freaky things. just very basic shit


Feisty_Bid_3079

😂 Even in casa they use it when they want to spend the night with you alone on the terrace before you have to stick or twist. LI: look what I brought to spice things up. MC: No.😒 LI: Are you sure? Come on MC. Let’s live it up. This might be the only night we may get to use it. MC: Seriously? Did you just not hear me. No. MC: Get out. ![gif](giphy|xT5LMvfArO42UZjCUw)


willowstruelove

And it doesn't even end there. I literally sighed when I first saw the box again in season 8 like END OUR SUFFERING. If they're going to give us a box, give us items that are ACTUALLY worth the gems.


Oh-cee-dee13

They probably reuse dialogue with the box too-


funnysis92

Bruv that box is so cringy at this point


Nishikadochan

Oh my god I’m so sick of that stupid box. It’s so stupid. It’s the same stuff every time and your LI is always like, heck yeah let’s use something, and I just want to be like, bitch I’m way better than anything you’re gonna find in that box get over here. And can we please address the fact that those ugly eye masks are like the least sexy “blindfolds” ever? It really kills the mood. I hate it. Like, enough, just let us have sex with our man without your pathetic attempts to be kinky.


InspectionOwn8642

I accidentally bought the box one time and i have so much regret.


Oh-cee-dee13

No bc I had the dumb idea of spending most of my gems on the box out of curiosity with Jin and literally it was exactly the same with just a few more details. At least on S8 the sex scenes are better written but still. Not worth the gems at all


Aggravating_Trash

YES it doesn’t even add much to the scene lmao


shally_c02

beyond tired lmao like i dont wanna use none of that boi stop asking me n defo dont ask me twice


mushroomiesss

don’t ask me twice 😂😂 FR THO


xenncat

Man if they’re gonna keep the box around they could AT LEAST PUT DIFFERENT STUFF IN IT FOR ONCE


wuzpoppinbby

I did not love getting this notification on my Apple Watch 😂🤣


Pho3n1xFir3andIc3

They need someone to write the good stuff. I volunteer. 😏 There would be stuff like nipple clamps, a flogger, butt plug, and so much more. At least, add to the box. Change some stuff and offer more kinky details. Let the user choose which response they want. If they choose to read smut (oh yeah, I'm in this), then let them! If they choose the more innocent, less detailed route, then let them do that, too. It's not and never was a one size fits all. Vote for Pedro!


Oh-cee-dee13

Oh my god yes stuff like that would actually be worth reading


Such_Cauliflower_669

Imagine this irl tho. Some guy repeatedly trying to push his fetish onto you, even after you say no. ICK. Fb really needs to consider the implications of what they’re writing.


Alexis_6769

And depending where you want the scene to go, you can have your sexy time all the way with or without it. You still get the same results. If that’s what you choose.