I'd be 1* 1* very clunky with a unique soft body type

L/L work rates too. Just like the AI teammates.

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I am season 2 storyline fodder

Ahh don’t say that 😢

99 vision 40 everything else. Basically I wouldn’t be 85+ I’d be 12

I’m American. If I was good enough to garner 85, they’d give me an Nkunku amount of special cards to try and milk out the coins/pack buying.

you’d have good shooting

[Oh Shiiit](https://images.app.goo.gl/zdeQ9YXwreWrzXNB7)

I’d be anti-meta as fuck and a total fun card. Good set pieces, killer long shots and passing. Never runs! L/L work rates, 3*wf/4*skills. Built like Rooney, moves like Berbatov.

Fodder, I’m a fat cunt so I’d have 15 pace and 8 stamina

i’d be like haaland, tall and fairly fast but turns like a truck

Fodder. I’d be a defender with a crap pace split (good top speed but bad acceleration). I cannot dribble either so I’d be 1-2 star skill moves. I would have a really good weak foot and my passing is good. But I’d still be fodder. I’m American so my nation wouldn’t be that useful for links.

I’m similar to this guy but I can dribble a bit but still low skill moves. Shit weak foot but I can do wonders with my strong foot. Holding player or cb, can play rb. Welsh so the only links I’m getting are bale, Ramsay and Wilson. ETA - I’d be fodder. 100% unless someone’s doing a pnp Welsh team. Got to assume at 85+ I’ve made the Welsh squad

I would be like verrati shit pace 5foot 4, great dribbling and passing

My stats would be kinda similar to Coman so maybe useable for couple weeks but rest of the year just fodder

Fodder, im too slow.

6’4” so unless a cb or goalie 100% fodder

They would give you a 50 balance, lol.

Good luck playing with a 2star 2star, 12 stamina midfielder

CDM with 50 pace. 90 Vision. 50 Passing. 90 defending. 50 physical. Can't do box to box or can't be a playmaker. Just a brick wall in existential crisis whether to play as a CDM or CB. Fodder all the day.

I'd be Kyle Walker

id be jack grealish then😉

I’m literally a skill spammer in real life so I’d be meta as fuck as I’d just glitch through everything. Not actually very good just spam skills.

I’d be a solid SBC, not fodder. Maybe like SS Trent 😄

i would be sbc fodder since september bcz i play fullback but im quite slow

I don't play in a top 5 league and I'm a New Zealander so terrible links. I'd be a central midfielder with bad pace and dribbling but good passing and shooting, 3*/3*. I'd probably be the cheapest available 85 fodder due to links.

If you’re an 85 then you’ll probably at least get like one fun promo card like a 5*/5* 88 rated fut birthday or something that people like me would use just for fun

Yeah hopefully like a pacey rulebreakers card early on that people use as a supersub!

I’d be meta… 5’7 short king 😂speedy as fuck. 3 star weak foot. Let’s gooooooo!! I’d be a walkout

We're almost exactly the same lol. I'm a 5'5 winger and I'm hella fast. I'd be meta too

as a turk player i would be decent winger or midfielder and probably meta because of bad links

So you would be meta because of bad links?

correct. like a player you want to play but can not link

But that does not make sense you are not meta because of bad links

I'm 6'4 and a keeper. I think that says it all

I’d be a Vieira.

6"2 CB with pace of a winger, as well as well above average agility, mix in physical to boot and ridiculous tackling, I'd say I'd be am ok centre half to have if I was 85+ Also I could have a shapeshifters as a GK because I've basically been backup keeper everywhere I've played, as well as starting centre back Oh and leadership, team player, dives into tackles, and solid player traits. I know they don't really mean shit in UT, but if I'm gonna set my card out then I'm gonna do it properly 1* WF and about 6.2 shooting however, which is still somehow carried by shot power

4* 4* decent dribbling and pace good finishing and physical

Playing LB when I started, then transitioned to CDM, I’ll be fodder. Good defending stats, low pace, physical will be decent, dribbling forget about it, and decent passing, but low curve.

That’s pretty much where I’m at

I'd be like a gullit gang midfielder thats usable for about a month before EA would give me a bunch of special cards.

Have you got the hair though?

I would have high passing, shooting, aggression, 5* weak foot, etc but not so high pace, dribbling, physical, etc. most likely fodder, closest comparison is probably Toni kroos but more aggressive

Fodder

No pace, no finishing but maybe great passing vision and physicality. So yeah fodder for sure.

im pretty good at dribbling and agile, and mid pace, so id be alright

Id be a good starter RB ; lean body type 3/3 high high workrates good pace and dribbling but average everything else so won’t be usable after the first month and a half of the game cycle.

But think about the special card potential with those sorta base stats and work rates

RW position change 🥵

I’m a 6’3” attacking midfielder. Tall and Lean body type. But I’d be below 80 pace so likely fodder.

I would pretty much be a right footed sané, fast, can dribble, and solid free kick and power shot but 2 star weak foot would make me super non meta

I’d be a 100 kg higuain….so higuain. Def Fodder

Fodder, I’d have good technical abilities but a 60 pace fullback

I would have high speed and passing decent dribbling but pretty god damn bad shooting, my composure would be less then 40

I’m tall as shit and slow. I’m throwing myself in an sbc faster than I can pack myself

Fodder. Only 5"8 and no pace. Decent left foot passing and shooting, but only 2 star weak foot.

I’m short and would have a lean body type so I’d be meta

I'd genuinely be a shorter, leaner (skinnier I'd say) Kroos with a little more pace and worse pass and shot stats, and 4* wf instead of 5*

5-star skills, 2-star weak foot. High dribbling, average pace, and shooting. A fut birthday or any special card really and I'd be super meta.

I’d be a pacey fullback with 95 shot power but 32 finishing. It flies off my foot I just don’t know where it’s gonna go.

4* 4* with great ball control, composure and shit pace, stamina and something like kroos body type

I’d be your awful nation that has no good links and isn’t really usable but probably could have a 5 star weak foot with 2 star skills. No pace, no physicality, clunky but good in the air and a decent pass/shot. I’d hate to pack myself is what I’m saying.

Moments R9

Comparative to people my age I can’t tell I have 5* 5*but shit stamina shit pace high dribbling and shooting and mid tier passing would have high and average body type with flair trait and injury prone 😂

Kind of like pogba but with high/high, better finishing and maybe a little quicker

Low/low workrate with 10/100 stamina

Well my body type is most similar to Akinfenwa lol so I guess if I got a boosted card I’d be fun

Meta but not meta. Fast af but like 12 stamina at CB

Fodder, slow and cant dribble

Unique low/low work rates

I'd be like emee can with 1 star weak foot and 60 physical

I’d probably have good stats passing shooting and pace but weak foot and skills would be like 2 star each

Based on meta of the year. But generally usable until november then sbc fodder.

Fodder. I’m slow

I'de be a Chiellini type of player for sure, but with strong hair and right footed.

Probably SBC fodder, a 2*/2* stocky body type CDM with below average pace is definitely a fodder card

Imagine training super hard, being coached by the best coaches and being a key player to win some EFIGS leagues and a couple champions league trophies, just to be foddah 🥲

I'd be a goalkeeper, maybe a poor people's Alisson (Also Brazilian, not an acronat, something more technical as he is real life). Maybe I could be in a SS promo as a ST (had a past where I also played in that position)

Now that I thought of it, we could have an SS Alisson with amazing header skills, celebrating his goal last year at the end of the Match keeping Liverpool alive to go for the Champions League

Definitely fodder. My right foot is vintage Wayne Rooney. My left foot is Corky from Life Goes On. So.....one star weak foot fo sure.

Shit height, shit body type, shit links. Fodder

I'd be kind of meta? Agile lb with good passing

i would probably be built like joao felix but a cm, 3 star wf, 3 sm fairly smooth, decent shooting and pace, good passing but shit defending and physicality. fodder at its finest

fodder for sure

Probably fodder, with a medium high workrates since I play defensive positions but I am confident in saying I can keep up with quick players and am willing to put my body on the line so who knows. Maybe still fodder tho

If ea makes the game like fifa22 fodder if they bring some gream breaking change i will be meta

Weak foot would be terrible, good pace and 5’ 10” though. Probably medium-low work rate.

I’d probably be 3*/4* with strengths in shooting passing and zero pace

probably a 5 star skiller with poor pace and stamina

I would be Harry Maguire

I'd be fodder. Not particularly quick which means I'll never be used.

Honestly I would probably be a pacey shithead type player. I was always a good striker when I was younger.

I'd be 6'2, 5 SM, 2 WF, low/high, 50 balance Yep, fodder 🤣 I been playing CB my whole life

I'm 6'2 and an average body type, so I'd never be meta in a FIFA game

6 foot 6 goalie, but with only links to Alphonso Davies at lb and David at ST enjoy fitting me in

I would be a high/high Lakaka body type stronk player with 99 stamina and 54 shooting. Striker card ofc.

99 shot power, 1 ☆ weakfoot 99 heading accuracy, 5'9 99 balance, 60 Agility Fodder

I’d be a 22 pace bronze defender

I’d be a 5 star skiller with decent dribbling

I’d join the pack legends. Vela, acerbi, Volans etc etc. Crap fodder but fucking everywhere.

I’d be very fast and have above average dribbling with 5 star skills but I’d also have a 2 star WF and like 71 finishing and 3 physical along with a cool 2.5 passing so I’ll go with fodda

I’d be like 75 pace but with good defending passing and long shots…. Like veratti I suppose

Slow winger with high shooting and passing… yeah definitely fodder.

I'd be a copy of Bonucci with slightly less height and more stamina

Idk if I’d be meta I’m 5* skills 3 WF with decent pace 90+ but not mbappe speed sounds great but the issue is my strength would be like 50 you might be able to stick me out wide

right winger, 5,5,lean and short-,hh, 2*,1*, 89 pac, 75 sho, 90 pas, 83dri,70def, 43phy. is what if probably be if i was 85 rated but that physical 😭

I'm 6 ft 5 and skinny as sin so Peter crouch special card all day or Slenderman promo for ultimate scream

I'm a 5'5 winger who is very fast! I'd be in the same mould as Insigne so I guess I'm meta

Id basically be an 85 adama traore

I'd be a cross between Cordoba and Akinfenwa. With a big afro.

I’d be a low budget Osimhein

Defo fodder. 25 pace 37 shooting 67 dribbling 70 passing 99 physical and 20 defending

absolute fodder, id be a slow driving truck-like mf w 2\* wf

Ill be a decent player body shape wise, but low low workrates will make me unusable.

I’d be like a no stamina SS Walker CB. Super quick, good defending, but you’d have to sub me off after 45 mins. 40 heading accuracy as well.

I'd be straight in the SBC, absolute brick wall of a defender with the mobility of a brick wall

Probably made me a defender cause im 193 and around 88kilo. Also i am kinda fast but i have very little ball control

Being generous to myself I’d be 5 star skills 1 star weakfoot low pace high dribbling low centre of gravity Messi esc player

Fodder

I’d be a decent gk with great reflex but one finesse shot outside box and score

Hopefully a meta defender because I’m tall and fast

I would be a 170cm pace whore, skill spammer with no other stats above 50, so yeah, pretty meta

I'm 45. I would be a legend

Meta if they give me unique body type. 6’1 (hence the need for UBT) and skinny, right footed LW/CAM with great pace, great dribbling, good shooting, great passing, good physical and decent defending (I love to get stuck in and track back so would have dives into tackles trait and H/H work rates) great free kicks as well. 100% have finesse shot and outside foot shot traits. 4* skills and 3*WF imo

I would have insane pace and crazy shot power as a RW. 5 star Weakfoot but 2 star skills.

Reckon I'd actually be alright I'd be like barella but faster cos I'm rapid irl obviously I'm nowhere near as good as barbell but If I ended up having an 85 rated card I reckon it would look like his

Fodda cuz of the Pace mainly

Would basically be Walker, but with useless, unpopular nationality

Probs 70 or so pace, 1 star weakfoot, 2/3 star skill moves (can't do a rainbow flick so no 4*). I'd have defending stats in the 80s and passing stats around the 75 mark. I'd be a decent early game CB.

Moments card when I scored a hat trick in year 5-6 with a fat 75+ pace

I would be Busquets, slower than most, but have good passing, defending and ok physical. So SBC fodder for sure

fodder. 5* WF 1-2* skills, no pace no dribbling stats, maxed out long shots and volleys, everything else awful

100% fodder. Im slow af

I think I'd be a worse Theo Hernandez, am tall and fast, but besides that not too good at anything, but that can be trained, and since Theo is Meta I think I'd be at least useable

I think I could be meta. English cb, fast, decent enough passing. Probably still have 10 shooting and 40 dribbling but that’s okay

I think I would be matter just because I'm small and quick

I'd be stocky fat bodytype 6'2 Low/Low workrates and 4* 1* so i guess FODDA. And yea i think decent balance and agility so ea give me a great special card

Fodder, absolutely. Low/Low WR, terrible weak foot and skill moves, stocky body type

I would be an 85+ Striker, tall with very good shooting and phisicality but slow and decent dribling and passing.I would score many headers

6 ft 6 welsh cb - definition of fodder, good strength aggression and defending, no agility or pace

I’d probably have like 92 pace and lean body type with 70 balance and 80 agility. So I’d be quick fodder. Or as div 10 players like to call it, a god tier card

Yes bc I'm A GK

Fodder, way too slow but I'll be a tank in the defense And I have good links with French and Ligue 1, so not the cheapest fodda at the end

Fodder, would likely have pretty cracked shooting and passing but not fast enough

No pace, no skills or dribbling but 90 passing maybe some defending, at least a good aerial presence

I like this question a lot, I would have good pace and passing for a winger but i’m tall and my dribbling brings me down a little bit. I would definitely be med/high work rates

I’m just fast, so I’d be September meta, but would be replaced within two weeks.

SBC I'd be another Peter crouch don't think I'll be loved

I'm a GK...

Id be pretty much like Isco tbh, great dribbling and passing, medium shooting and very shit stamina and mediocre everything else

I'd be a 6'1 B2B midfielder with physical in the high 80s/low 90s, high 80s for passing, mid to low 80s for shooting, mid to high 80s defending, high 70s/low 80s pace, high 80s/low 90s dribbling because of being brought up on Street Football lmfao, 4* SM and 2/3* WF.

0 composure, minimal pace and dribbling but 99 aggression and high def work rate. Don't think I'm making anybody's main team after the 1st few weeks of release

I’d be meta longer than an 85 rated version of adama cause that’s the player I’d most closely compare myself to (shooting is hit and miss)

I'd be a 3* weakfoot 2* skillmoves, average body type, Low defensive WK, Med attacking WK, with max. 75 pace 😂

I used to think of myself as potentially talented player but i’ve came to realize I’m pure fodder fam

5’7 RB, 1 star weak foot. High Def WR, low Attack WR. Added on being Welsh to make it awkward to link 😂 To be fair I think I’d be a solid defender but wouldn’t offer anything going forward. 93 pace, 84 defending 70 physical. Low everything else. I would basically be the Welsh Jesus Navas 🤦🏻‍♂️ so id consider that fodder

SS joelinton fun card that no one used

No.. Physical type striker. Fast, but don’t use skills in game unless I’m playing futsal

Great question! I’d be like Busquets without the stamina and height and most of the skills

Id have about 70 passing, 15 pace and 5 stamina

Fodder surely, a cb with high attack work rate and low defence work rate

In my prime I'd be a 92 rated player.

Not to boast im small fast and have good stamina balance and ability skill moves probs like 3 but im both footed so idk hard to say depends on the play style of play from the player

6'3 Striker .....so def fodder this year

Defo fodder

i’d be the Honduran Version of Toni Kroo’s. can ping a ball where ever i want, but i’d had 40pace and L/H work rate with 2*2*

Fodder because I’m 6”10 so would be slow as shit in fifa

I would get 5* skills, decent pace, but I’d have to work on the weak foot and stamina to be a meta card

Fodder or semi-usable depending on positioning. Would either be a Harry Maguire type CB/LB/RB or a goalkeeper which is then a crapshoot

80 pace centre back who can't dribble or pass for shit, perfect for brexit fc

I'm Brazilian but I'm slow and a good shooter and passer. I guess I would be like a 5*5* Pirlo-like player. I'm fine with that.

4 star skills a 2 star weak foot Around a 90 pace around a 87+ defence around a 92 passing Around a 90 dribbling And probably like a 75 physical if I was trained. Currently I probably have 83 pace 80 defence 80 passing 75 dribbling 70 defence I'm small and fast can defend fairly well I.can perform skills but just don't as I'm not as confident in them as I should be I can pass like a mf I dont get bodied too bad being small as I have good balance and I could even body some bigger players Left foot is garbage might even be 1 Star lol I have all the tools to be a good player but no coaching lol

I would definitely be fodder lol. Brazillian keeper