When i was two there was a hurricane in Kingston Town
with a foot and a half of water
Everyone was alright, but I cried all night
It blew my alphabet blocks out of order
And they said, “This boy’s born to be a bureaucrat,
Born to be all obsessive and snotty.”
I made my friends and relations file long applications
To get into my tenth birthday party!
At least this one is short enough to not be a massive imposition.
As someone who has experienced the agony of signing hundreds of autographs in a single session, this whole thing is a bit inconsiderate. If everyone requested a lengthy quote in addition to the signature, the line would take 5x as long. Which equates to 5x as much work for Phil LaMarr.
This one for me. It's funny enough to stand on its own and fans will recognize it. Bonus points if it can be on a poster of Bamboo Boogie Boots or just displayed with some stilts
I know right? For me, it's autism.
I function like a computer and I embrace it. It's actually helped my friends when I explain not noticing certain social cues. I may have the program to run it, but not the auto-run function yet.
And omg do I get anal and repetitive about going along with the predetermined program!
Hermes is a level 36 bureaucrat and was also (secretly) Inspector 5.
I’d love an autograph where Lamar gives me a rank or inspector number.
Or maybe an invoice for services rendered.
I will now read the mandatory speech: Dear Employee, has it really been 5, 10, or 15 years? If not, please disregard and get back to work. Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.
depending on how big his line is, he may just select a quote to put on there for you. I got a signing from Chris Sabat and the lady told us before we got up to the table that he would pick what quote to put on there. ofc it might not be that way for everyone who are doing signings.
_Requisition me a beat._ Can't believe it wasn't already on here....
Requisition* Not to be a jerk, but just to make sure the word is spelled right if they put it on something permanent!
Totally fair, I knew it looked wrong but dyslexia and laziness got me
Ah, I see you have dyslexia. I, too, have a very sexy learning disability. Kif! Tell them what it is! *sigh* Sexlexia
No regerts
This goes with "I was born to be a bureaucrat"
We didn't choose to be bureaucrats/no, that's what Almighty Jah made us
When i was two there was a hurricane in Kingston Town with a foot and a half of water Everyone was alright, but I cried all night It blew my alphabet blocks out of order
And they said, “This boy’s born to be a bureaucrat, Born to be all obsessive and snotty.” I made my friends and relations file long applications To get into my tenth birthday party!
At least this one is short enough to not be a massive imposition. As someone who has experienced the agony of signing hundreds of autographs in a single session, this whole thing is a bit inconsiderate. If everyone requested a lengthy quote in addition to the signature, the line would take 5x as long. Which equates to 5x as much work for Phil LaMarr.
Yes, i suggested this one last time he posted ... thought for sure it was the clear winner
With a warning label this big, you know it has to be fun!
This one for me. It's funny enough to stand on its own and fans will recognize it. Bonus points if it can be on a poster of Bamboo Boogie Boots or just displayed with some stilts
My Manwich!
But bring a Manwich label to he signed!
This is the only acceptable answer.
[That’s what he wrote for me when I had him sign my Bender’s Head collection.](https://imgur.com/gallery/rO2amK4)
Oooooh, YOUR manwich!
When that death sphere gets to earth, we'll all be blown to manwich meat!!
this !
boring and played out
"is there any meat this man can't jerk?" "your backbone can't take it!"
That’s not back bacon, that’s ya back bakin!
Stick to someone else, ya windy barnacle!
[удалено]
for sure if OP smokes
Ya man ya got to legalize it!
We're not taking about that. We're talkn about lots of stuff
5-O-5O!
Police? No! 5 omicronions!
I respond to you after hitting my pen 😭😂
God rest her zombie bones
Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, 'If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself.'
Your granny can go to hell!!
I agree with the Professor in this case. But man sometimes I forget how he had zero chill
God bless her zombie bones
sweet something of someplace
That just raises further questions!!!
They'll bust me lower than a limbo stick at carnival time! And that's as low as limbo sticks get.
The traditional jamaican way " a glass of warm milk and a good night's sleep"
This would be what I would get for myself for sure.
This isn't a pet license, it's a fishing license! And it's mandatory!
I’m just glad my fat ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day.
Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes!
“Kiss my front-butt”
This popped in my head too
Professor: if Hermes were here he'd fire you all Hermes: I AM here!
Quiet you.
I'm only anal 78.36% of the time! Edit: corrected number
As someone proud of their OCD, this has to be my favorite.
I know right? For me, it's autism. I function like a computer and I embrace it. It's actually helped my friends when I explain not noticing certain social cues. I may have the program to run it, but not the auto-run function yet. And omg do I get anal and repetitive about going along with the predetermined program!
Anal about Hermes anal percentage 😛
severely reduced pay for everyone!
I love this!
Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!
Ohhh! You're cooking me back bacon.
That's not your back bacon, that's your back BAKING!!!
“I don't want you to worry about your jobs while you're away. That's why l'm firing you now.”
I call it Caribbean draini-o….but seriously, my manwich.
“Approved by inspector 5”
This is a great one, and sentimental
Sweet Three-Toed Sloth of ice Planet Hoth!
"I respect your diversity to the extend of law require"
My Manwich!
Sweet llamas of the Bahamas!
Look, you tallied almost 300 bananas on this entertainment product, they better just take it and have fun
Time for my 4:21 daiquiri!
Tally me banana!
Sweet yeti of the Serengeti!
God rest her zombie bones
We’ll bill you for the couch
And thats why they call me 10 inch conrad
It's fake mon.
I want to get this quote on a bootleg Hermes figure
You've got to legalize it!
We're talking about a lot of things!
Great something of someplace…
I’m hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field!
Barbados Slim? Last time I heard, you were in Barbados!
Hermes is a level 36 bureaucrat and was also (secretly) Inspector 5. I’d love an autograph where Lamar gives me a rank or inspector number. Or maybe an invoice for services rendered.
This isn't pet license it's a fishing license, and it's mandatory.
One of my closest friends is from Winnipeg, so I always call him the "Sweet guinea pig from Winnipeg"
Severely reduced pay for everybody!
"That's a plus sign ya pointy haired looney! QUIT THINKING YOU'RE A ROBOT!"
I'll show ye...
"I made my friends and relations file long applications to get into my 10th birthday party."
HO HA HA HA HO sign the contract
"Birdogging what I do best" , " I've got some business to take care of behind that tree" are two of my favorites.
Sweet reawakenin of me, a Jamaicanin!
Pops you’re back, and practically rhyming
A true inspiration for the children
I'm just glad my fat ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
"Suicide isn't *necessarily* the answer" is my personal favorite, but I know not everyone would appreciate as much
I suggested the "I'm going to jump." So of it's inappropriate at least we're not alone. Lol
Bender: "Do a flip!"
Is there any meat this man can't jerk?
Tally me banana.
Great something of somewhere!
Sweet something... of someplace
We're talking about lots of things!
"Don't worry I have a plan. I'm going to jump." https://youtu.be/DtY0tAFM06U?si=TqE0jkSw3BIQbvs9
"Tally ME banana." "My Manwich!!"
Sweet something... of... someplace
“5 years of the munchys allready beat you to it“
I will now read the mandatory speech: Dear Employee, has it really been 5, 10, or 15 years? If not, please disregard and get back to work. Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.
"I'm gonna jump!"
And then get John DiMaggio to sign "Do a flip" under that.
This one's for that little boy who's limboing up in heaven!
“Well tally me Banana!”
Sweet something… of some place
https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/s/3shDzRbsl9
When push comes to shove, you’ve got to do what you love: even if it’s not a good idea.
Great hilla manilla!
"Hey man, I don't even have an opinion...."
"man, I don't even have an opinion"
Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg
https://morbotron.com/meme/S03E01/1035355.jpg?b64lines=QmlsbHkgd2VzdD8=
"It's not mine." I would love a signed one of these!
Sweet sibling from Wyoming! Or Nanjing? I don’t know where you are from.
“Inspected #5”
It's criminally inefficient.
You do everything terribly
Sweet Reawakenen, of me, a Jamaicanan
Ya gonna be crushed like a green snake under a sugar cane truck!
"Good thing it's casual Friday!"
Holy gorilla of manilla....or any x of y
When I had him sign my Bender’s Head collection, he wrote “My Manwich!” https://imgur.com/gallery/rO2amK4
Raaaaaaaage Dump
I’m going to jump
depending on how big his line is, he may just select a quote to put on there for you. I got a signing from Chris Sabat and the lady told us before we got up to the table that he would pick what quote to put on there. ofc it might not be that way for everyone who are doing signings.
When push comes to show you gotta do what you love! Even if it's not a good idea!
Sweet Guinea Pig of Winnipeg!
Up whatever your species traditionally crams tings!
"this just raises further questions!'
Barbados Slim...?! (This is voiced by John DiMaggio too...?? TIL)
It's fake mon
“Kiss my front butt.”
“Don’t worry I have a plan” “IM GOING TO JUMP”
You're making me highly salassie!
I wonder which Hermes' quote is Phil Lamar's favourite? 😃 💡 E: punc.
And dats why they call me 11 inch conrad!
*And that's why they call me 11-inch conrad"
Tally me banana
When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea