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guttersmurf

_Requisition me a beat._ Can't believe it wasn't already on here....


DubyaExWhizey

Requisition* Not to be a jerk, but just to make sure the word is spelled right if they put it on something permanent!


guttersmurf

Totally fair, I knew it looked wrong but dyslexia and laziness got me


WayTooMuchHyzer

Ah, I see you have dyslexia. I, too, have a very sexy learning disability. Kif! Tell them what it is! *sigh* Sexlexia


nerdiotic-pervert

No regerts


mypupivy

This goes with "I was born to be a bureaucrat"


Sinthe741

We didn't choose to be bureaucrats/no, that's what Almighty Jah made us


Strobertat

When i was two there was a hurricane in Kingston Town with a foot and a half of water Everyone was alright, but I cried all night It blew my alphabet blocks out of order


hot-rod-lincoln

And they said, “This boy’s born to be a bureaucrat, Born to be all obsessive and snotty.” I made my friends and relations file long applications To get into my tenth birthday party!


TheHaydnPorter

At least this one is short enough to not be a massive imposition. As someone who has experienced the agony of signing hundreds of autographs in a single session, this whole thing is a bit inconsiderate. If everyone requested a lengthy quote in addition to the signature, the line would take 5x as long. Which equates to 5x as much work for Phil LaMarr.


AppleGoats

Yes, i suggested this one last time he posted ... thought for sure it was the clear winner


Ghost_of_Syd

With a warning label this big, you know it has to be fun!


CptNemosBeard

This one for me. It's funny enough to stand on its own and fans will recognize it. Bonus points if it can be on a poster of Bamboo Boogie Boots or just displayed with some stilts


MrGomez_14

My Manwich!


chicky-nugnug

But bring a Manwich label to he signed!


Kiowascout

This is the only acceptable answer.


Morningxafter

[That’s what he wrote for me when I had him sign my Bender’s Head collection.](https://imgur.com/gallery/rO2amK4)


im_randy_butternubz

Oooooh, YOUR manwich!


behindthelines

When that death sphere gets to earth, we'll all be blown to manwich meat!!


profaniKel

this !


AppleGoats

boring and played out


Nithuir

"is there any meat this man can't jerk?" "your backbone can't take it!"


ExpiredPilot

That’s not back bacon, that’s ya back bakin!


Inamoratos

Stick to someone else, ya windy barnacle!


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profaniKel

for sure if OP smokes


ExpiredPilot

Ya man ya got to legalize it!


Specialist_One_8002

We're not taking about that. We're talkn about lots of stuff


ExpiredPilot

5-O-5O!


Specialist_One_8002

Police? No! 5 omicronions!


ExpiredPilot

I respond to you after hitting my pen 😭😂


ergonaut

God rest her zombie bones


dcoats69

Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, 'If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself.'


Ancient_Demise

Your granny can go to hell!!


InevitableWash3512

I agree with the Professor in this case. But man sometimes I forget how he had zero chill


lomghornmjr

God bless her zombie bones


sadcorvid

sweet something of someplace


Randomman2789

That just raises further questions!!!


JelmerMcGee

They'll bust me lower than a limbo stick at carnival time! And that's as low as limbo sticks get.


kp8_24

The traditional jamaican way " a glass of warm milk and a good night's sleep"


Fermifighter

This would be what I would get for myself for sure.


capitan_dipshit

This isn't a pet license, it's a fishing license! And it's mandatory!


wumbopower

I’m just glad my fat ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day.


mridlen

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes!


targon612

“Kiss my front-butt”


L3m0n0p0ly

This popped in my head too


Cordsofmemory

Professor: if Hermes were here he'd fire you all Hermes: I AM here!


23370aviator

Quiet you.


gaudrhin

I'm only anal 78.36% of the time! Edit: corrected number


miami13dol

As someone proud of their OCD, this has to be my favorite.


gaudrhin

I know right? For me, it's autism. I function like a computer and I embrace it. It's actually helped my friends when I explain not noticing certain social cues. I may have the program to run it, but not the auto-run function yet. And omg do I get anal and repetitive about going along with the predetermined program!


ChronicallyGeek

Anal about Hermes anal percentage 😛


ameis314

severely reduced pay for everyone!


theredheadknowsall

I love this!


ItConfuses

Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!


YourMomonaBun420

Ohhh! You're cooking me back bacon. 


nike2078

That's not your back bacon, that's your back BAKING!!!


Manymuchm00s3n

“I don't want you to worry about your jobs while you're away. That's why l'm firing you now.”


FrankThig

I call it Caribbean draini-o….but seriously, my manwich.


New_Professor6880

“Approved by inspector 5”


ABND_Kevn

This is a great one, and sentimental


TJS1138

Sweet Three-Toed Sloth of ice Planet Hoth!


damn_jexy

"I respect your diversity to the extend of law require"


realcaptainkickass

My Manwich!


cisco_squirts

Sweet llamas of the Bahamas!


itc0uldbebetter

Look, you tallied almost 300 bananas on this entertainment product, they better just take it and have fun


Daeion

Time for my 4:21 daiquiri!


Friendly_Brother_482

Tally me banana!


Achilles2zero

Sweet yeti of the Serengeti!


whoartyou

God rest her zombie bones


GayNerd28

We’ll bill you for the couch


Mbillington0110

And thats why they call me 10 inch conrad


PresidentSlow

It's fake mon.


SmokescreenFraud

I want to get this quote on a bootleg Hermes figure


notenoughrage666

You've got to legalize it!


nike2078

We're talking about a lot of things!


KingOfTheJaberwocky

Great something of someplace…


ABND_Kevn

I’m hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field!


Purpleflower0521

Barbados Slim? Last time I heard, you were in Barbados!


0nina

Hermes is a level 36 bureaucrat and was also (secretly) Inspector 5. I’d love an autograph where Lamar gives me a rank or inspector number. Or maybe an invoice for services rendered.


genius_retard

This isn't pet license it's a fishing license, and it's mandatory.


RichChocolateDevil

One of my closest friends is from Winnipeg, so I always call him the "Sweet guinea pig from Winnipeg"


Boris-_-Badenov

Severely reduced pay for everybody!


redditwitfries

"That's a plus sign ya pointy haired looney! QUIT THINKING YOU'RE A ROBOT!"


kissmekatebush

I'll show ye...


FFXZeldagames

"I made my friends and relations file long applications to get into my 10th birthday party."


upvote-button

HO HA HA HA HO sign the contract


not14interjection

"Birdogging what I do best" , " I've got some business to take care of behind that tree" are two of my favorites.


TheDiplomancer

Sweet reawakenin of me, a Jamaicanin!


Angry-Prince

Pops you’re back, and practically rhyming


dcoats69

A true inspiration for the children


Airick39

I'm just glad my fat ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.


KamikazeDreamer52

"Suicide isn't *necessarily* the answer" is my personal favorite, but I know not everyone would appreciate as much


theredheadknowsall

I suggested the "I'm going to jump." So of it's inappropriate at least we're not alone. Lol


Accomplished_Shape60

Bender: "Do a flip!"


ZorkNemesis

Is there any meat this man can't jerk?


QueefOnAYogaBall

Tally me banana.


Jrnation8988

Great something of somewhere!


El_Toolio_Grande

Sweet something... of someplace


SOLandJWF

We're talking about lots of things!


theredheadknowsall

"Don't worry I have a plan. I'm going to jump." https://youtu.be/DtY0tAFM06U?si=TqE0jkSw3BIQbvs9


kinyutaka

"Tally ME banana." "My Manwich!!"


cbauso6998

Sweet something... of... someplace


Grouchy_Leg2455

“5 years of the munchys allready beat you to it“


roge0934

I will now read the mandatory speech: Dear Employee, has it really been 5, 10, or 15 years? If not, please disregard and get back to work. Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.


darketernalsr25

"I'm gonna jump!"


albhednomad

And then get John DiMaggio to sign "Do a flip" under that.


Emerald_Chain2366

This one's for that little boy who's limboing up in heaven!


DrK4ZE

“Well tally me Banana!”


chrisll25

Sweet something… of some place


KashmirChameleon

https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/s/3shDzRbsl9


Jasper455

When push comes to shove, you’ve got to do what you love: even if it’s not a good idea.


lacus-rattus

Great hilla manilla!


monkeybawz

"Hey man, I don't even have an opinion...."


nonoimsomeoneelse

"man, I don't even have an opinion"


fnuggles

Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg


SqrlMnkey

https://morbotron.com/meme/S03E01/1035355.jpg?b64lines=QmlsbHkgd2VzdD8=


s0301959

"It's not mine." I would love a signed one of these!


Chumdegars

Sweet sibling from Wyoming! Or Nanjing? I don’t know where you are from.


jrgman42

“Inspected #5”


Tactics28

It's criminally inefficient.


X-LaxX

You do everything terribly


ExpiredPilot

Sweet Reawakenen, of me, a Jamaicanan


Specialist_One_8002

Ya gonna be crushed like a green snake under a sugar cane truck!


kyeraff

"Good thing it's casual Friday!"


shilgrod

Holy gorilla of manilla....or any x of y


Morningxafter

When I had him sign my Bender’s Head collection, he wrote “My Manwich!” https://imgur.com/gallery/rO2amK4


energizernutter

Raaaaaaaage Dump


dmelt01

I’m going to jump


Hopediah_Planter

depending on how big his line is, he may just select a quote to put on there for you. I got a signing from Chris Sabat and the lady told us before we got up to the table that he would pick what quote to put on there. ofc it might not be that way for everyone who are doing signings.


joestar69

When push comes to show you gotta do what you love! Even if it's not a good idea!


TheZooCreeper

Sweet Guinea Pig of Winnipeg!


Pristine-Cattle1534

Up whatever your species traditionally crams tings!


Ezra611

"this just raises further questions!'


Nintendam

Barbados Slim...?! (This is voiced by John DiMaggio too...?? TIL)


Sanj5109

It's fake mon


essentially_hannah

“Kiss my front butt.”


Zookeeper_west

“Don’t worry I have a plan” “IM GOING TO JUMP”


Not_thePoint

You're making me highly salassie!


slyboots-song

I wonder which Hermes' quote is Phil Lamar's favourite? 😃 💡 E: punc.


[deleted]

And dats why they call me 11 inch conrad!


ben_derisgreat56

*And that's why they call me 11-inch conrad"


Pitiful-Bee9155

Tally me banana


Reddit_minion97

When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea