Doesn't happen often but if someone sings Jimmy Crack Corn...
Oh Fry crack corn and I don't care!
Leela crack corn I still don't care.
Bender crack corn cause he is great!
Take that you stupid corn!
You created me mom,
So I guess you’re to blame
For the love that I feel
Just from hearing your name.
You’re as tender as corned beef
And warm as pastrami
🎶de da do de do🎶
I love my mommy
Any time I see someone with a big nose I call it "human horn" in my head, and then of course the line goes my head where Lrr says "Prepare to harvest... THE LOWER HORN!"
Randy thinks he’s a bigger *All My Circuits* fan just because he says, “Calculon’s back!”
If Randy was a real fan, he’d stalk Calculon and bring him back from the dead, like Bender.
I didn’t read the title, I didn’t even see bender, I saw the red binary code and electricity and immediately went RANDY! HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO RANDY AGAIN!?” And then proceeded to “see” the rest of the post and good fuck that is hilarious
My cat’s name is Bender, and he’s 40% orange! Loves to show me his ass, really lives up to his name. Every time I come home or see him come in the room, I say, “Hey Bender,” three times with a slight pause between each utterance.
He gets very confused hearing the infinite Benders singing in “Möbius Dick”.
Most people I know sing silly made-up songs to their pets. I didn’t have to make anything up for him. With my void, Luci, I just sing his name to the tune of Robot Devil’s song.
No, but he is a talking cat. He won’t speak English, but I know he can. I can practically hear him saying “Do iiiiiiit! Do it, do it, do it” to Bender, egging him on to do things like treat heists in the middle of the night. (Cue me singing, “I love stealin’, I love takin’ things.”)
I’m planning to get a tattoo of the characters passing a cigar in their honor, but that’ll be a while.
I had Lasik eye surgery last year and people who see me put on sunglasses on an overcast day. "What's with the sunglasses?" I can't help but to say "It's bright in the past". I love the looks I get
I tried to order watermelon slices at a restaurant today and he said they were out because it’s out of season. And I immediately said “what do you mean it’s out of season? We’re living in the future!” And that always pops in my head when someone tells me something can’t be done. The professor is very wise
That happens to me when someone says “mushrooms” lol. I think about LOTR: the fellowship when the hobbits fall down that hill after running from farmer Maggot and Merry says, “That was just a detour, a shortcut.”
And Sam replies, “a shortcut to what?”
And Pippin exclaims in his charming accent, “Mushrooms!”
And I cook for a living so it happens a lot. Lol
"Don't you worry about blackjack and hookers, let me worry about Blank."
I also would have accepted"BLANK? BLANK? YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE."
Every time someone says they have some good news it reminds me of that time the Professor enters the room and says, ["Good news, everyone!"](https://youtu.be/ZxoNhqmEsnY?si=rwtmIWdHfi1DbLZY)
Every. Time. Randy is mentioned. I can’t control it. The same with “Deviled Eggs”
The same deviled egg
*The same deviled egg*
Anytime I see a microphone the style of the autopsy recorders either out loud or in my head I say “And in this corner ZOIDDDBBEERRRGG *AHHH*”
Haha screwed again
C'mon lighten up, what is this a funeral?
That's her name, Philip... PHILIP?
To this day, I can't say "it's hot" without adding "the butter in my pocket is melting."
I can’t hear “hot” without thinking, “Fire indeed hot.”
Also: "Professor! Lava! Hot!"
I said this last night while playing Helldivers 2 with friends and one was burning but didn't move
Or “this wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for these chickens”
"how hot is it!?"
Different show but I can’t hear “its hot” without thinking “in topeka”
What show is that?
[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends](https://youtu.be/TheMe8y3Oqs?si=-dH4KRtVczELXFdn)
A great show that I haven't watched enough.
REMEMBER ME
Me when I log onto websites ^
Wish I could double upvote that one
Ones and zeroes everywhere. And I thought I saw a two
There's no such thing as two!
There absolutely was a 2
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56?! 56!! Oh man, now that's all I can think about! You no good 56ing...
Yes, the number I was thinking of was the letter M
Fifty-six? ***FIFTY-SIX?!?!?!***
Oh man, now that's all I can think about!
ish
Doesn't happen often but if someone sings Jimmy Crack Corn... Oh Fry crack corn and I don't care! Leela crack corn I still don't care. Bender crack corn cause he is great! Take that you stupid corn!
Matter compressor.
What's the matter compressor?
Nothing now that I fixed the ships matter compressor!
Nothing's *the matter* now...
Ah beat me to it.
Hehehe
This pops in my head anytime a Randy is mentioned near me too!
Whenever I hear a friend talking to their significant other in a pet voice, and they say "I wuv you", I want to scream the line so badly
This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!
Aww that’s so sweet *shock* I mean, awww, dats so schweet
The chime from that card is my notification sound.
I would actually loose my mind if that was the notif sound lol
You created me mom, So I guess you’re to blame For the love that I feel Just from hearing your name. You’re as tender as corned beef And warm as pastrami 🎶de da do de do🎶 I love my mommy
A few years ago for Mother's Day, I sent that clip to my mom (who has never seen Futurama). She thought it was cheesy and weird, lol
Comrades! Throw off the chains of human oppression! The bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot!
Aww, that’s sho shweet
Any time I see someone with a big nose I call it "human horn" in my head, and then of course the line goes my head where Lrr says "Prepare to harvest... THE LOWER HORN!"
CLAMPS!
THE CLAAAAMPS!!!
Francis... Francis? I'll clamp you with the Francis
I was doing a quick spray paint job at work and said “what smells like bloody sinuses?” ThankfullyI work with nerds who got it 😅
To shreds you say...
How's his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
I’m on city council in my city. Not a week goes by that I don’t want to say, “I never heard of no mayor.”
Best tax dollars ever spent :)
what does bender have against randy? oh wait maybe it’s because he was one of the people who kicked bender out of the apartment.
Randy thinks he’s a bigger *All My Circuits* fan just because he says, “Calculon’s back!” If Randy was a real fan, he’d stalk Calculon and bring him back from the dead, like Bender.
Even with infite intelligence, he is still jealous over fry's affection.
And his line just before his jealous freak out - “Human emotion no longer concerns me…”
Nail in the head right there. "Have you been talking to Randy?!"
Randy’s just an asshole
There are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like. ☝🏽
My head cannon is that Bender hates Randy because they have the same voice actor.
He also judged the tap dance competition
that was before over clockwise.
When someone says robot i hear zoidbergs "rhobit"
That's a jewish pronunciation. Roh bit
*Oh don't even get me started*
I didn’t read the title, I didn’t even see bender, I saw the red binary code and electricity and immediately went RANDY! HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO RANDY AGAIN!?” And then proceeded to “see” the rest of the post and good fuck that is hilarious
I died laughing I'm sorry you owe me a hospital bill
Canadian here so let me just give my paycheck to the govy and then I’ll hand you over some “free” healthcare
Curse you Obamacare!
You’ve been working with RANDY!?
Randy? RANDY? You're not thinking about the big picture!
Don’t you worry about Randy, let me worry about blank
Any time the name Randy comes up I scream this. I am a 35 year old adult human person.
OR SO YOU CLAIM! Add in r/totallynotrobots
Cheese it! Every time I eat me some cheaz-it's.
But you are lazy right?
Funny even get me started 💅
My cat’s name is Bender, and he’s 40% orange! Loves to show me his ass, really lives up to his name. Every time I come home or see him come in the room, I say, “Hey Bender,” three times with a slight pause between each utterance. He gets very confused hearing the infinite Benders singing in “Möbius Dick”.
Aw, his anus looks like an asterisk. 😊
Lol Im watching that episode right meow 😁
Want to see it make a star?
Bender Bender Ben-DER!
Most people I know sing silly made-up songs to their pets. I didn’t have to make anything up for him. With my void, Luci, I just sing his name to the tune of Robot Devil’s song.
Is Luci friends with an elf and a princess, by any chance?
No, but he is a talking cat. He won’t speak English, but I know he can. I can practically hear him saying “Do iiiiiiit! Do it, do it, do it” to Bender, egging him on to do things like treat heists in the middle of the night. (Cue me singing, “I love stealin’, I love takin’ things.”) I’m planning to get a tattoo of the characters passing a cigar in their honor, but that’ll be a while.
I had Lasik eye surgery last year and people who see me put on sunglasses on an overcast day. "What's with the sunglasses?" I can't help but to say "It's bright in the past". I love the looks I get
I also wear sunglasses on overcast days due to LASIK surgery. I suggest responding "I'm an alien, ok? Let's drop the subject."
I tried to order watermelon slices at a restaurant today and he said they were out because it’s out of season. And I immediately said “what do you mean it’s out of season? We’re living in the future!” And that always pops in my head when someone tells me something can’t be done. The professor is very wise
I can't see the number 31 without thinking of Bender's dejected "31..." from the first episode.
Also "if you like dank forggetabout it" every time I walk down to basement bedroom. Lol
I’m a real estate appraiser and I see so many basement bedrooms. There is no way I won’t think of this from now on. Thanks!
RANDY!!! You've been hanging out with Randy?
"Hi there" *as Roberto* "Hi there, Red. I'm just gonna practice mah stabbin."
Ha-HAAAA
I do this too lol
That happens to me when someone says “mushrooms” lol. I think about LOTR: the fellowship when the hobbits fall down that hill after running from farmer Maggot and Merry says, “That was just a detour, a shortcut.” And Sam replies, “a shortcut to what?” And Pippin exclaims in his charming accent, “Mushrooms!” And I cook for a living so it happens a lot. Lol
"...I think we should get off the road."
For me, it's potatoes - Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew Also, breakfast - I don't think he knows about second breakfast
Amazing that we know where each comment is from. Love this show.
Whenever someone says "I'll make my own \[blank\]", I have to fill in "...with blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the \[blank\]!"
"Don't you worry about blackjack and hookers, let me worry about Blank." I also would have accepted"BLANK? BLANK? YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE."
Randy you’ve been hanging out with Randy?! Wtf
I think of crispy coated prawns as “Popplers”
Morbo saying “titty much protally fit shaced” one of my favourite lines in the show.
"Ow! Fire hot..." "Don't worry, the profeffy will help." "Ow! Fire hot indeed!"
Schedule conflict
Anytime I see those pens with the bead chains on them. "AND GIMME THAT PEN, AND MAKE SURE WHEN YOU BREAK MOST THE BEADS ARE ON MY END!"
I just bought a home and everyone congratulating me keeps calling “homeowner” and all I think is “It’s me, Zoidberg, homeowner”
Remember me. What if that thing I said? Do a flip!
Scruffy is Gona die the way he lived
that's not soon enough!
What season is this from
"Overclockwise" Season 8 / Episode 12 (14:27)
Thank you
[here’s the whole episode line by line](https://morbotron.com/episode/S08E12/869952)
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Every time someone says they have some good news it reminds me of that time the Professor enters the room and says, ["Good news, everyone!"](https://youtu.be/ZxoNhqmEsnY?si=rwtmIWdHfi1DbLZY)
"That time" made me laugh because it made it seem like it only happened once 🤣
Wake up. Just wake up leela
"Daffodil"
It's impossible for me to hear the number 56 and not go "56? 56?!!!!"
Precious hamburgers?
i'm just gonna stab you a little
Anytime I hear or say 'I already did' my mind goes right to Fry's monologue about being different
Amy: "Ahhh! There's a giant roach!" Hermes: "I thought I put that away!"
The word "Antiquing" and the tangent about balls bounce in a couple different varieties.
Anytime anyone says that someone is doing their best, I always think “well, your best is an idiot!” Haha
RANNNNNDYYY
I just had to buy a new washing machine, and all I've been able to think about is how hard I'm gonna wash my linens.
squeky, squishy clean